Friday, September 30, 2011

Love Quotes Text Messages 207

“It’s painful to fall in love with someone who has someone else, especially if you tried everything to ignore the feelings…
Worst if that someone made you feel as if you’re someone special. But then you’re just special and never would be the one.”



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“I don’t wish to be the every thing of everyone, but I would like to be the only one of my special someone…”


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“Relationship starts with “can we talk?”
And it ends with “we need to talk!”.”



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“We are born to be love, to sacrifice and to learn what’s wrong and what’s right.”

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 204

“If only we know how to handle all things rightly this world must be the perfect place to live, but it’s not. Sad to say, we’re not the wise… and change must start in or self…”


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“A great character will always make you more attractive than someone who has only a great face but no substance. That beauty catches the attention, but character catches the heart.”

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“A poet says:
“It is possible to cross an ocean without getting your feet wet.
But it is impossible to cross the life without getting your eyes wet.”


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“Life has its own way of making us smile even when you want to give up in losing hope, because certain surprises come your way just when you thought you would never smile again. God’s blessing may come as a surprise, and how much you receive depends on how much your heart can believe.”


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“Nothing more beautiful than a confident girl who doesn’t pretend to be something she’s not, down to earth and let no guys define who she is, who she was and who she will be.”


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“Sometime, you have to distance yourself from the conflicting situation because at times, seeing things from afar makes you see reality.”



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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 58

“Being a college student is so easy, it’s just like walking in the park, a park like Jurassic Park…”



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Moddern Day wedding ceremony:
Pari: do you both agree to change your FB status from inrelationship to married?
GROOM: like
BRIDE: like din father.
Pari: ok. You are now husband and wife. You may upload your pitures and don’t forget to tagged me.
ADDICT SA FACEBOOK.


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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 76

“I love my friends.
I love how they laugh at me whenever I crack stupid jokes.
I love how they laugh at me whenever I feel high. I love how they get angry whenever I forgot my responsibilities. I love how the raise a toast whenever my heart’s breaking.
I love my friends and life would not be any better way, thank you for one of them.”



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“A real friend is the one who share secrets, not who spread secrets.”

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Love Quotes Text Messages 206

“You meet people better than me, nicer than me, but one thing I can assure to you is that I will always be there for you when they all leave you.”


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“Sometimes, were not looking for someone who has everything, but someone who has time to spend with us more than anything.”

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“Love means until you see each other again and prove that the feeling always exist even if great distance contradicts.”


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“You keep running after the people who care less about you.
Why don’t you stop? Turn around and see the one’s running behind?”


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“Saying “I love you” to a person it means you are committing yourself to that particular person, so don’t say if you don’t mean it.”


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“I’m afraid to give meanings when someone treats me special…because I might do something stupid things like FALLING in LOVE.”

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“True loves comes only in a lifetime. It suddenly knocks on your heart. So when the right love comes don’t ever let it go, because true love is better than the first love.”



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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 123

“Maaring puro kalokohan ang nalalaman ko. Pero sana naman, maniwala siyang, siya lang naman talaga ang kinalolokohan ko.”



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“Did you ever know that jokes are better than promises?
It is because jokes are half truth, while promises are half lies.”


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“Noon nangako ako sa sarili ko na ayaw ko nang magmahal dahil ayaw ko ng umiyak at masaktan pero ng makilala kita di bale ng umiyak at masaktan basta ikaw ang dahilan.”

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“Mahirap kalimutan ang dapat tandaan, pero mas mahirap paglage mong natatandaan ang dapat ng kalimutan.”


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“Ang lovelife ng mga lalake parang multiple choice..
Sa apat na pagpipilian ang palaging bibilugan ay ang,
ALL OF THE ABOVE.”


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“Ang ibang kabataan ngaun mas focus sa worldly lovelife kisa sa sariling pamilya mas mahal pa ang bf\gf kesa sa sariling ama\ina puro mapagmahal na salita ang sinasabi sa syota pero matindi kung sagut-sagutin ang mga magulang.
Galante sa worldly love pero madamot sa kapatid, ganyan sila katanga..pabaya sa sariling pamilya magalang sa iba.”


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“Ano akala mo sa love? Burger?
Na buy one take one?”



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“Sa tuwing nalulungkot ako hinahanap kita at sa bawat sandali iniisip kita.
Sa mga oras na to namimis kita ng sobra sobra..
Gano kaya kasakit ang bakas pag nalaman kong…
May iba ka na..”



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“Hayaan mong mahalin kita hanggang sa kaya ko..
Hayaan mong masaktan ako..dahil sa pag-ibig ko sa iyo..
Lahat ng ito gagawin ko..
Dahil para sa akin..
Ekaw ang buhay ko..”



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“Pag may “ikaw” may “ako”d aalis c “ako” kasi mahal niya c “ikaw” pag wala na si “ikaw” wala na rin si “ikaw”. Bakit? Kasi si “ikaw” ang buhay ni “ako” so, ingat si “ikaw” dahil nag-alala si “ako”.”


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“Sa klase ng grade one:
Teacher: kung kayo ay nagkathird eye, saan niyo ilalagay at bakit?
(marami ang sumagot, pero isa lang ang nagstand out)
1’student: sa puso ko po para hindi na ako mabulag sa pag-ibig.”



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“Pag may mahal kang iba tell me.
Pag may gusto kang iba ask me.
Alam mo kung bakit?
Ayoko lang habang mahal kita, iba naman ang mahal mo.
Masakit un, alam mo ba?”


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“It hurts to love someone just lolokohin ka lang pero you know what?
Mas masakit yong e give up mo yung mahal mo and then pretend na parang wala lang kahit ang totoo “every night” iniiakan mo, dahil nasasaktan ka sa desisyon mo.”



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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 203

“No one ever fulfill a dream without failing.
No one perfected art without erasures.
No one ever loved without a broken heart.
Above all no one can live alone without GOD…”



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“Talk GOD into your heart by reading Bible…”

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“Read and learn:
In life, never welcome something you cannot entertain. Never open your doors if your doors if your heart means to close. Never accept love if you cannot give yourself in return. Never start a relationship you know you would want to end. Two of the shorted words in English language are “yes” or “no” yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are spoken.”

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“Why is it that when we already gathered all the reasons to let them go, they suddenly acts and proves to us that we really should not…”


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“Appreciate life itself even if it’s not perfect, contentment is not fulfillment of what you wish for, but an appreciation of what you have.”


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“Did you ever know that jokes are better than promises?
It is because jokes are half truth, while promises are half lies.”


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“Morning message:
I woke up this morning with a happy heart, thankful for a night of rest and comfort, grateful for opening my eyes to yet another day of God’s love and provision.
And so, with a prayer in my lips and heart I think of you, hoping all the days of your life will be well, ever grateful as I am.”


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“It takes a thousand brains to explain what love is…
How to know and truly feel it? Only two hearts can do…
It’s JESUS and you.”



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“Losing someone is like losing a pen.
If you don’t take care of it and let other people borrow it, it will end up missing and there will be no way to get it back.
REMEMBER:
It was not the pen “who” walked away from you; it was you, who did not protect it.”


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“When we get hurt so much we can’t avoid to cry…
Even if you are saying how many times, “I don’t want to cry!”
The tears will suddenly fall…because of the pain that makes your heart hurt so much.”



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“If you don’t want temptation to come to you, don’t act as if you are interested.”

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“Always continue the journey of being a channel of inspiration to every person. Life is not a coincidence, it’s not an echo of what you invest.”


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“The worst regret we can have in life is not for the wrong things we do…but for the wrong things we did.”


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“How could the best things in life, sometimes at the wrong time.
And the only option left are:
Grab it now or never have it again.”


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“When something goes wrong, it’s more important to decide who’s going to start fixing things, rather than thinking that’s to blame.”



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“I act like I’m fine even if I’m not but it doesn’t mean that I’m a pretender I just want to be positive while my whole world is negative.”


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“Morning message:
When GOD opened the window, He saw me and asked me:
“What is your morning wish?”
I said:
“Lord just takes care of the person who’s reading this message right now.”



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“Don’t tell GOD that you have the great problem, but instead tell problem that you have a great GOD…”

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“Fact:
Boys and girls have a lot of crushes but their heart only to one GOD...”

“It’s pretty much amazing that Jesus loves us and we are so blessed.”



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“Being a college student is so easy, it’s just like walking in the park, a park like Jurassic Park…”



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“Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm, but it means that storm can’t sink your boat.”

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“People were created to be loved.
Things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in CHAOS, is because things are being loved, and people are being used.”


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Monday, September 26, 2011

Love Quotes Text Messages 205

“I want to be the woman who makes your bad days better.
The one that makes you say,
“My life has changed since I met her…”



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“Love someone because they give you what you need instead love them because they give you feelings you never thought you needed…”



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“Finding a perfect someone?
The only thing you can do to make it somehow perfect is to be “satisfied with one”…”


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“Most of us can’t sleep when we’re starting to fall in the likeness of the love.
Same thing as we can’t sleep when that love is starting to fade…”



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“You say you love the sun but you cover your eyes when it shines…
You say you love the rain but you open your umbrella when it pours…
You say you love the wind but you close your windows when it blows…
That’s why I’m afraid when you say you love me.”
-Shakespeare-


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“A sad story:
Mia and Jared are best friends…
Jared came from a broken family and Mia loves Jared more than just a friend but she’s afraid to tell him because she might lose him.
One day Mia notice that Jared is always with another girl.
Mia got mad and killed the girl and she was imprisoned.
Jared decided to go abroad.
Three months later Mia received a letter from Jared it says:
“Time heals wounds, but I can’t forgive myself for loving the woman who killed my long lost sister.”


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“Giving up is always answers for an unsure relationship.”


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“There are so many people telling I love you, I love you so much and I love you more.
But they can’t prove it.”


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 202

“Be a person full of love.
Stay simple yet happy.
When things go wrong, don’t go blue, just pray and say, “I will get through…”
Always remember GOD loves us…”




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“With GOD, we can take the choice and be content, take the tension and be calm, take the heart and be brave, take the obstacles and build FAITH.”



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“To wisdom:
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
-do not worry.
-do not be afraid.
-hold on.
-do not give up.
-be brave.
-be faithful in prayer.
-and don’t forget to smile.
Greater things are yet to come.
Expect great things from GOD; attempt great things for GOD.”
From the book of John 16:33 in the Holy Bible:
“..the world will make you suffer, but be braved! I have defeated the world.”
-JESUS-


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“God reserved something special for you.
There is more to your life than you ever thought.
There is more to your story than what you have read.
There is more to your song than what you have sung.
A good author saves the best for last.
A great composer keeps his finest from the finish.
And GOD, the author of life and composer of hope has done the same for you.
The best is yet to come…”


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“We finally walked separate lives we realized that a moment spent without them is…
Like dying stars which slowly leave the sky empty.”


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“When a boy smiling at you with a meaningful smile…
Without negative interest is a gentle smile of a boy.
Holy and pure…”



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“Crying is the best way to throw away the pain from your heart...therefore, always think that there’s still beautiful tomorrow from the past days of your life…”

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“A girl must keep her dignity and also a boy, because a girl\boy who didn’t know how to keep her\his dignity is like a bird that can’t sing with pure harmony and can’t sing with truthful melody…
And the most of all is we should keep our dignity with GOD…”


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“There’s no distance in God’s heart…
Why?
It is because HE always wanted that our love with HIM will everlasting stay in our heart…
Remember that God’s love is holy…so open your heart to welcome HIS everlasting love for us…
Never let your heart as dirty as rug, make it sure that our heart is always clean…”



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“The words of GOD make us strong even if we have always encountered trials in our life…
Those trials will make our faith strong into God if we know how to understand and be patient…
Every time we cry GOD comfort us and he show us how his love works in our life…
GOD never makes us feel always alone…
He is always there keeping his promise in our heart…”



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“We have not failed a thousand times…
We just found a thousands ways that can cause failure.
Do not focus on failures but rather take its lesson and learn form it.
God is able to give you another chance for you to succeed by using your failure as a weapon for your success…”


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“Every plan sometimes will fail…
It is because every idea sometimes will change…because the things in our life are unexpected.”


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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 112

“Si Kitty and si Boogy
These are the two
famous characters you wont miss to
hear every time musakay ka og jeep,
Musyagit ang kondoktor
“si Kitty ug si Boogy lang beh para makasud pah ng uban,
kuwang pa nag tulo ang wala..
si Kitty og si Boogy lang palihug.”


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 122

“Sarap ng feelings pag laging busy syempre kahit paano nakalimutan ang problema pero sana problema lang kalimutan natin…wag pati ung taong nagpapahalaga sa atin.”





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“Do you know that the word “Ekaw talaga..” means “I like you.”?

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“Kung hahanap ka ng taong magmamahal sayo ng sobra-sobra
-be loyal.
-be kind.
-be wise.
-love and be loved.”


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 201

“It’s best to know where we are weak. We have to learn to accept defeat.
If at first we don’t succeed, then persistence is all we need.”




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“Believe in what you’re praying for.
If GOD has placed that desire in your heart, then you must fear not, for HE is with you…”



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“Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it. A jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can.”



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“In life, it’s really wiser not to expect but to hope, because in expecting, you’re asking for disappointment while in hoping, you’re inviting a surprise.
God is the reason why even in pain we smile, even in sorrow we believe.
Even in betrayal we trust and even in fear we continue to fight.”


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“In aiming excellent on every aspect of my life, I don’t want myself to be recognized.
I just want my GOD to be glorified…”



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“How will you know if a person truly loves you?
It is when he\she brings you closer to GOD…”


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“What if you are not belonging to GOD and it’s too late for you to know about it?
Let examine our self if our deeds is in the way of GOD…”


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“JESUS is our greatest teacher, and we are HIS students…
And when we passed the test of our life we will have an everlasting course…
“It’s our eternal life…”
JESUS is our savior. He sacrificed for us…”



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“Life is a combination of success and failures.
The best way to focus your life is never put a question mark where God has placed a period.”



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“With GOD, we can take the choice and be content, take the hurt and brave, take the obstacles and build FAITH.”



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“Hey look!
Watch out!
Have you ever wondered?
Have you ever amazed?
That each day…
-your eyes had been opened.
-you are still breathing.
-you can still move with a perfect shinning brightly.
Isn’t it amazing?
Our Creator had planned it all!
Have you ever thank GOD for that?
Get up!
And thank GOD for giving you this another day as another opportunity to glorify and serve our GOD…
You are blessed, therefore, be a blessing…”


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“How to worship GOD in Spirit and in truth?
-Sing for HIM…
-Dance for HIM…
-Shout for HIM…
Giving your all in all in glorifying the LORD…
In praising HIM…
And in loving HIM…”


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Love Quotes Text Messages 204

“It is really true that we need a true someone. One who looks tough, but won’t make us leaves a pain into our heart…”

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“They say love starts when you begin to care and when you miss someone for no permanent reason. But what is most seen in love is you risk yourself to be fooled and get hurt just to feel a simple completeness.”


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“Blessed are those people whose hearts beat with loving kindness for others…”

“Love is never about finding the hand that perfectly fits you. It’s about finding the person who is willing to hold your hand no matter how unfit it may be…”


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“In love, you can’t see the bad side of someone. That’s the pathetic part of being in love and that sometimes even the “worst person” in this world can be the best person for your own belief…
As McPaul said,
“Love is not blind, love sees but doesn’t mind.”



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“Sometimes, we must get hurt in order to grow.
We must feel in order to know that sometimes, our visions clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears in everything give thanks.”


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“Forgetting someone is easy.
The only difficult part is to forget the memories we’ve made with that person.”


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“Only the mind can make the right decision,
But undeniably the heart decides for your own happiness…”


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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 75

“Friendship is a choice and we want them to know that building one with them is our choice.”



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“Who said that pain always hurt?
I always love the pain in my stomach when my TRUE FRIENDS makes me laugh hard.”



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“You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
And you can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall, those are the reasons why you have FRIENDS in your life…to let them do those things that you can’t do for yourself.”


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“Sometimes, we admit that will never be a good friend to them or even give them a perfect care but there is only one thing we can promise to be one of their friends forever…”


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“Friendship is a choice and we want them to know that building one with them is our choice.
It’s our wish to make them happy all the time in my own little ways…”


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“The most touching line said by a best friend:
“When I die, don’t come near my body. It is because my hand may not be able to wipe your tears.”



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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 97

SA CLASSROOM:
PUPIL: Ma'am ambaho po dito may umutot!!

TEACHER: Ok class kung sino ang umutot aminin na,
bibigyan ko ng 99 highest grade!!

PEDRO:( paika-ika lumakad palapit sa teacher)
ma'am gawin nyo nang 100 kasi NATAE NA AKO!!!!



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TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?

ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

TATAY: (tulala)

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Amo: inday kpg may naghahanap samin sabihin mo "umalis" "nagsimba sa quiapo" kpg tinanong kung kailan ang balik sabihin mo "malapit na"

Inday: opo ate!
(Mine-morize ni inday ung sagot pero hindi ang tanong)
(Habang naglilinis sa labas si inday, merong nagtatanong mula sa BAYGON Company

Ahente: Mom, meron po ba kau lamok, ipis, at daga?

Inday: Umalis!

Ahente: Ha?? San Pumunta.

Inday: Nagsimba sa Quiapo!

Ahente: Nababaliw na Ata to?

Inday: Malapit na!


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 121

Wala ka bang lovelife?
Kung ganon..

...Pwede bang AKO maging LOVE mo?

at IKAW..

maging LIFE ko




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“Ang pinakamalas na aksedente sa buhay ko ay yung..
Nahulog ang puso ko sa taong di ko gusto.”


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` ilang daang "MWAAh"

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ilang libong " miss u "

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ilang milyong " i love you "

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isang "GOODBYE" lng ang katapat, BURADO LAHAT

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Boy: Pwede bang manligaw?
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Girl: Kiss muna.

haha..xD

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Ang CRUSH ..

nagsimula
sa MATA

pumasok
sa DIBDIB

tumambay
sa ISIP

naging
BUKAMBIBIG

kaya sa huli,
naging

PAG-IBIG. :)
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“Pag nasaktan diba madalas gawin ay
“uminom”
Para malasing..
“masaya”
Para maipakitang wala lang..
“gigimik”
Para makalimot..
Pero sa lahat ng itoh..
Diba iisa lang pangpagaan ng loob?
“ANG UMIYAK”


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“Ang relationship ay parang coputer games,
Mabilis matapos kapag may CHEAT”


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 200

When you ask God for strength, you are not given strength but the opportunity to be strong. When you ask God for patience, you are not given patience but the opportunity to be patient. Sometimes, God does not give us direct answers to our prayers. Often, what He gives us are opportunities for us to learn how to have them.



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“Real happiness comes not in achieving big things.
But it is enjoying the simple blessings in our life. Because the simplicity of life comes the completeness of God’s love…”


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“Sometimes you have to fight for something to make everything alright.
You give your best and you give your all.
Yet, you still lose; you get tired, tell JESUS, he’ll take the fight and win it for you.”



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“Today I’ll whisper a prayer for a dear like you…
For the best health, a god rest as you go on, and a beautiful wish that should come true.”


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“Sometimes you have to distance yourself from a conflicting situation because at times, seeing things from afar makes you see reality.”


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“Sometimes we think we have so little:
Little blessings,
Little work,
Little salary,
Little allowance,
But if we start to appreciate the little things in life, we will find out that we have much:
So much of family and friends, so much of love, so much of trust and so much of GOD in our hearts…”


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Visayan Love Quotes Text Messages 33

Kung mapalit plang ang lalaki nga dli mg bnuang....

bahalag unsa ka mahal, ako jud tiguman...:D




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Love Quotes Text Messages 203

boy; i want to be a super'hero guess my name?

girl: iron man? ahmmf super man?

boy: (smiled?) your man..

:)



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I wish that every HEARTACHE would be a LESSON.
And I hope that EX-PARTNERS are like professors who will say,
“Any question before we move on?”



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A Psychology teacher asked one of his students:
“What did you have that have not in you?”
But the student wisely answered:
“I have my love but his not here in me.”



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“Sometimes, we’re just pretend to be okay just to show to everyone that we’re alright…
But they didn’t know that every smile I put on my lips is equivalent of endless tears in my heart…”


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“Sometimes, we hate being bored.
Because it gives us a lot of time to think about the person we miss.”


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Friday, September 23, 2011

Love Quotes Text Messages 202

"We can always be happy without commitment or
having a special someone...

infact, we're free to do what we always want...

but the only difference is that:

life is sweeter when we're inlove." :)


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no matter how strong da love is...




der will always be a tym wherein you'll learn to say d words...

"I GIVE UP"


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 120

isang araw mgkasama tau nagbibiruan...

sabi mu sakin.." hndi ikaw ang mahal ko"

2mwa lng ako sabay sabing "bkt? cnabi ko bang mahal kita?"

tapos ngtawanan tau...

buti nlng bglang umulan
hndi mu napansin 2 mulo luha ko sa sobrang sakit ng biro mo...:(



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Ang totoong ngmmhal ay parang matinong estudyante na nag e'exam...

HINDI tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na..

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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 96

3 AM

LASING: ( ngtxt )
pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.

PARE:(naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?
LASING: Dito pare sa swing..



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Visayan Love Jokes Quotes Text Message 5

" A LESS THAN"


bsta mga way ayo nga uyab!


ANgay..

"A LESS THAN"


hala!!! A LESS THEY!....




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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 199

He is my medicine when im pain,

my letter when im far,

my smile when im sad,

my handkerchief when i cry,

& my life when i DIE.


LETS LIVE W/ JESUS!!


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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 111

Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?

Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)
Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga...

gidugo diay xa!


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BATA: ayu! palit ko!
TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?
BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.
TINDERA: knang powder?
BATA: ngano man? Naay bareta?

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A GUY w/ his not so intelligent GF are walking by the shore

BF: babe, tan-awa oh! Nai patay nga bird.

GF: (Nihangad) Asa Babe?

So.. galupad ang patay nga bird??

haha

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Bata nitutok sa maot nga tambay

tambay: hoy bata. .nganong lain man ka makalantaw?

Bata: ikaw nganong lain mn ka lantawon?

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bastos jud ka bah!...

kalit lng ka'g sulod

sa aqung huna-huna
pnanghid pud!


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Monday, September 12, 2011

Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 2

A boy took a knife and started writing his girlfriend’s name on his arm.
Several minutes later, he started crying like crazy.
Why?
WRONG SPELLING. :-D



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“Some boys are cheaters.
Some boys are fakes.
Lousy lies are all they make.
You’ll see no bounds of what they can do.
Because boys these days, got boyfriends too!”


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 198

“Patient is not about how you can wait, but how will you behave while waiting.”



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“I respect those people who hate me. In fact, my middle finger rises up to salute them.”


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“JESUS is the most beautiful name…the name of our LORD GOD…”


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“Sometimes it’s better to be clueless about what’s happening around you; rather than knowing every bit of information that silently kills you.”
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“Obeying GOD sometimes seems like the hardest road to take but it is the only lifestyle that brings real peace and genuine joy.”
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“You’re the one who made the heaven.
You’re the one who shaped the earth.
You’re the one who formed my heart long before my birth.
I believe you always lead me.
All my days you have my faith.
All you’re thoughts told me I’m holy, full of love and grace.
You are the one. You are Holy.
You are worthy.
You are the one everlasting…
LORD, you are the one.”


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“A heart break is always a blessing from God…
It maybe the very worst nightmare that leaves you crying in the middle of the night, but it’s just His way of letting you to realize that He save you from the wrong one…”


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You know what’s good about a dream?
You can be with people who are impossible to be with in reality.



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“Sometimes we have to realize that some people can always stay in our hearts…but not in our mind.”

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“Why do we need a lover when we have so many people around to love us?
A wise man said, “Air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it”.”


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“Don’t change yourself to adjust to person who doesn’t like you. For personality is not a theorem to proven, but a postulate to be accepted.”

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“Love all the people around you.
But if you can’t love them at least don’t hurt them.”

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“I never expect others to miss me, but I always drop my messages into their inbox, to show I still remember them with or without reply.”

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“If you don’t know how to play with them they will play with you.
Learn how to protect your self; otherwise they will destroy you whole being.”

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“GOD never takes away one thing from us without the intention of giving us something better. When you pray, don’t beg or struggle.”

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“Sometimes, it’s good to show that I’m stupid, I’ m irresponsible, I’ m pathetic, cruel and boring to be with. So that I will know who will still stand by me; and for me to find out that who are just using me.”
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Love Quotes Text Messages 201

One day someone asked me, “What kind of person you would want to love?”
I just said, “Someone not strong enough to let me go.”



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“I don’t need a perfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that I’m the only one.”


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“If someone wants to be part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it. So don’t bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn’t make an effort to stay.”


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“If there is anything better than sharing the best of what you have, sharing the best of who you are.”


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“Being hurt is always a part of being in love; just bear in mind, every time you broke up with the wrong one; you get one step closer to the right one.”

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“Worst thing about secretly in love it is not the times when he is with someone else, it’s the fake smile to show that we are not affected.”

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“It’s really hard to determine whether someone really has a feeling for you or they are just carried away by the good things that your doing and you can’t tell if they are returning the love or just returning the favor.”

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“Did you know that the expression “it’s just nothing” is the subconscious minds way of saying I love you?”
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“A simple sign of stupidity is when you told to everyone that you moved on. But when you hold a pen, you still see yourself writing his name.”

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“What is true love? How it works?
It is when you willing to sacrifice, accept the pain, respectful feelings and to understand…”


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“What is nice in love?
It is when you understand all the struggling things in two of you but you will still find a way to be with him\her…”



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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Love Quotes Text Messages 200

“Love is when everything is not alright, confusing and hurting.
But still you just want the same person over and over again…”


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“Moving on is useless if you really LOVE that person.
Just let your heart feel the pain until you realize its over.”


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“Matter occupies space…
But my space is already occupied by someone who really matters…”




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“Don’t let the sadness from the past and the fear of the future steal the happiness of the present.”


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“It’s better to love someone who’s far and craves to be with you than to love someone who’s near yet doesn’t even care to see and talk to you.”

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“Relations don’t comprise of promises and conditions but relations can be stronger with two persons only:
-the one who UNDERSTAND and
-the one who TRUST.”



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“It’s nice to wake up and text to your love ones after a long dark night. Now you are ready to face a new day.”

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“I don’t believe that true love means letting go, because true love means loving more than enough that you would never ever think of leaving at all.”

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 74

“If I can only reach the rainbow, I will put it down and write your name on it and put it back to the sky so people will know how colorful my life is by having a friend like you.”



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“If every beat of my heart is caused by people who are my friends…
I just want to say,
“Thank you, for keeping my heart contracted.”.”


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 197

“Things in this world are temporary.
If events are turning well, enjoy.
If they go wrong, don’t worry for it won’t last long.
REASONS:
Larger faith means lesser fear; greater trust means smaller doubts;
Stronger belief means weaker worries.
Keeps faith burning. And enjoy life at its best.”




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“When tasks are so heavy and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don’t give up. Remember, the grace of GOD is greater than a task of a good life…”


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“There are times we feel like giving up.
But remember that GOD is teaching us to trust in HIS timing.
Don’t be in hurry.
Don’t be impatient.
Don’t try to force doors to open.
Don’t make things happen in your strength.
Let GOD do it HIS way. HE has a time table for all our heart’s desires…
GOD bless you.”


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“Sometimes we really have to work extra hard in healing our own heart, because the people you expect to be there are too busy for their own happiness.”

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“Did you ever wonder why JESUS suffered on the cross?
Why He had to experience such humiliation?
Well then my friend, it’s all because of you and me.
It is all because HE loves us so much…
[John 3:16]
Isn’t it great?
The KING of all Kings leaves HIS throne in heaven to say
I LOVE YOU to us by stretching His hands and died for us…
What an amazing love!
Amazing love…how can it be…that you my KING would die for me…
Amazing love I know it’s true. It is my joy to honor you, in all I do. I honor you my LORD JESUS CHRIST…
Thank you JESUS…”



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“We tend to be afraid to experience new things because of bad memories. But sometimes, that’s all we need…
ONE BRAVE HEART to begin a new life.”






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“But seek ye first the kingdom of GOD and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.”
[Matthew 6:3]

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“I don’t care if the world would hate me,
One thing is for sure…
SOMEONE at the cross whom I bend my knees,
Will never get tired of loving me…”
-JESUS CHRIST-


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“Never ever grow tired of the living life.
Never quit on moving forward.
Never stop running towards success.
For you never know how many persons are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration.”


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“If prayers are not answer today, then you’ll have the reason to wake up again tomorrow and pray…”

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“A second chance doesn’t always mean a happy ending…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It is also a chance to end things.”


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“It’s not wrong to miss the person you had before, it’s just a proof that you’re a good person in a way that you still care for them even if they left you…”
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“Real beauty is not what the eyes can behold but what the heart can hold. What we see with our eyes will vanish someday, but what we store in our heart will forever stay…”

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“How will you know if a person truly loves you?
It is when he or she brings you closer to GOD…”


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“We have two eyes and just one tongue, which mean we need to look twice and talk once… We have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listen twice as much as e speak… We have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work more than we eat…
We have two major brains parts, the left and the right, and one heart, so we can think twice but love perfectly…
Isn’t amazing that our body parts remind us how to live right?”


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“A relationship will remain alive when both of you know how to understand, know how to talk and to listen, know how to share and to forgive.
Remember:
Trials will never be hindrance for you to love each other if both of you know how to hold on…”

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“A guy’s biggest mistake is giving another guy the opportunity to makes his woman smile.”

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Love Quotes Text Messages 199

“Don’t set the alarm clock if you’re not willing to wake up,
same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you if later your just gonna ignore her or him…”



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“Love is when it is far from perfect, yet you never wanted to change it, and would still choose it over any perfection in this world…and definitely, the one that makes you say,
“This may be imperfect but this is just exactly where I want to be.”.”

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“I’m jealous of the people who get to see and be with you everyday…”


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“I’m not supposed to love you.
I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do.
I’m sorry I can’t help myself because I’m in love with you…”



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“If I die tomorrow I’ll spent 23 hours with you.
Then, you will ask me,
“How about the one hour?”
I’ll spend that first hour searching for someone who will take care of you like the way I do.”


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“The longer I stay single, the longer I serve as a public temptation and a threat to someone’s relationship.”

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“No matter how fed up and carried away you are in a fight, never, ever suggest
a BREAKUP.”


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“There are times I want to tell the world how much I love someone…
But it’s too late, the world already know how much he loves someone else too.”



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“It’s not true that when you are single, you’re already from pain.
Actually, it’s more painful because being single, while loving somebody who ignores your feelings is an endless torture.”


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“I was hurt by someone who told me that he really loves me,
But left me hanging and no matter how much I love him I just find myself saying:
“I love him, but I’m tired of hoping…”.”


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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 17

Kung wala na taung magagawa, tanging masabi na lang natin na…
“I trust GOD.”
With falling tears…



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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 196

“Always stretch your heart and expand your love, so that it touches not only those whom you give it to, but also those who need it so much.
-Humility
-Reconciliation
-Unity”



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“Usually, the person with more smiles…is the person with more heart aches.”

Let think about these:
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Bestfri(end)
Specialfri(end)
Goodfri(end)
.
Every relationship has its own damn end, except only for one.
.
-Fam(ily).
.
Now, think of an acronym with the initials ILY.

And you’d come up to a result
-“I Love You.”
.
It is ironic right? But it’s true.
Love your family as they loved you.

“The simplest way to deal your love is to let your heart be free to feel what it wants to feel.”



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“Someday, everything will make its perfect sense.
So for now, laugh in the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for God’s purpose….
[Jeremiah 29:11]


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You’re safe in God’s arm…”

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“I used to think that the most painful thing in life is losing the one I value.
Now I realized that the most painful thing is losing myself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that I am special too.”


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“No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid.”

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How can you move on, when you choose to stick at the past?
How can you go on when you choose to stop?
How can you forget when you choose to remember?
And how can you still live, when you don’t want to eat breakfast?


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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 95

Matanong ko lang..
.
Nung bata ka pa ba kinagat mo din ba ung bakal ng monggol pencil mo para lumabas ung eraser at makapagbura ka?
.
Nilalagay mo ba ung milo sa palad mo at dinidilaan ito?
.
Kumakanta ka ba din ba noon sa harap ng electreicfan?
.
Sinisilip mo din ba ung refrigerator kung mamatay ung ilaw habang sinasara?
.
Sinipsip mo din ba ung bulaklak ng santan?
.
Ginagawa mo rin bang sigarilyo ang stick-O?
.
At nagsulat ka din ban g pangalan sa maalikabok na sasakyan?



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“Iniibig ko ang bansang PILIPINAS..
.
.
.
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Dahil isa ako sa “MAGAGANDANG TANAWIN” dito..
.
.
.
ang magreact TORESTA!”


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“Teacher: Juan! Paano mo nagawang perfekin ang exam?!
Juan: bilib ka na naman maam! Mata ko pa lang ginamit ko jan ah..paano kung pati utak ko nah?
Teacher: sa oras na maperfect ka pa. bagsak ka na..”

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“Dakakaidis talaga..
Bay sipod dadabad ako..
Barado dababad ilong ko..
Bahirap dadabad batulog..
O bakit gadyad ka bubasa?
Bay sipod ka did ba?”

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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 119

“One day may GIRL na minsan ng nasaktan ang damdamin ni boy..
Dahil dito nagbreak sila..
After 3 months..
Narealize ni girl na mahal na mahal pala niya si boy..
Kaya kinausap niya si boy..
Girl:give me one more chance, I love you and I need you.. I will never hurt you anymore.. (she said crying)
But the boy just laugh and said, “Tanga man ang mga taong bumabalik sa mga taong nanakit na sa kanila.”
Hopeless. The girl cried but the boy hug her saying…
“At isa ako sa mga tangang yun..”




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“Alam ko makulit ako
Lagi na lang,
“hi, kumusta?”
Laging,.
“ingat ka..”
At puro,
“miss na kita.”
Pasencya na hah..sabihin na lang natin na…
“kaming mga “cute” ay sweet lang talaga..”



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“Pwede ka naman maging masaya kahit wala ka sa isang RELASYON.
Dahil pwede ka naman sumaya, kahit sa simpleng INSPERASYON.”


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How I wish I could be a kid forever…
Mga kaibigan lang ang namimiss..
Laruan lang ang minamahal..
Kendi lang ang iniiyakan..
At pamalo lang ang problema..


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Bakit ka naman malungkot kung single ka?
.
.
.
.
.
.kung marami namang taken ang gusting ekaw ang makasama?


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“Aanhin ko pa si kupido,
Kung ubos na ang pana niya?
.
.
.
.
Dahil sa sobrang manhid mo..
.
.
.
.
Samurai na lang ang gagamitin ko..”


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“minsan mas tamang bumitaw kapag alam mo nang di ka
pinapahalagahan?
.
.
.
Malay mo sa pagbitaw mo,
mahulog ka sa tamang puwesto at masalo ng tamang tao..”


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“Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pati din pala feelings ko sayo ganun din..”


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“Ang totoong nagmamahal ay parang matinong estudyanteng naeexam
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hindi tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan.”


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It’s nice to hear…”

“Hindi ako naghaahangad ng taong PERPEKTO,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dahil sapat na sa akin young taong MARUNONG MAKUNTENTO.”


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“Kung nabibili lang ang mga taong hindi nanloloko,
kahit mahal pa yan pag.iipunan ko.



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“mahirap iwanan ang isang tao na tunay mong minamahal..
.
.
Tanging maidasal mo na lang na sana Lord pagdating ng tamang panahon
kami ang magkatuluyan…”


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“ang magmahal ng tama ay ikinatutuwa ng Dios..
Pero hindi ikinatutuwa ng Dios ang labis na
pag aalala sa makamundong damdamin…”


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Bakit mahirap pansinin ang isang ex?
Galit ka ba dahil sinaktan ka niya?
Galit ka ba dahil iniwan ka niya?
Galit ka ba dahil niloko ka niya?
O kaya nahihiya ka lang aminin na
“mahal mo pa rin siya”?


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“Bakit kasi lagi kang dumadalaw sa panaginip ko?
.
Ayan tuloy..
.
Gumaganda tuloy ang gising ko..”


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“bahala na kung magsyota kayo ngayon,
.
.
.
.
.
Basta tayo ang mag asawa pagdating ng panahon..”


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Kagabi nagtanong ako sa sarili ko..
.
.
.
.
“hanggang kailan ko kaya siya mamahalin?”
Inumaga na ako di ko pa nasasagot!
.
.
..
.
“hanggat may umaga, mahal ko siya..”


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BF & GF:
.
Gf: I need space!
Bf:(umusog ng kunti) oh ayan space!
Gf: I mean mahiwalay na tayo!
Bf: oh cge, jan ka dumaan sa kaliwa, ditto ako sa kanan..
Gf: ano va!
Bf: anong anova?
Gf: ayaw sayo ng mama ko..
Bf: eh mas lalo naman ako, di ako pumapatol sa matanda noh, loko ka talaga mahal.
Gf: break na nga kc tau! Ok??
Bf: ah, un lang pala eh tara, gutom na rin ako eh..:)



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“Nung nakilala kita nagging TAMAD ako..
.
.
.
..
..
.
..
.
TAMAD na akong magmamahal pa ng iba..”



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“Huwag mong hanapin ang katangian ng dati mong mahal sa gusto mong mahalin ngayon.
Walang taong magkatulad
.
.
.
.
At walang love story na magkaparehas.”



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“Hindi lahat
ng ngiti kasiyahan ang dahilan, kadalasan kc iyon ang pinakamatinding paraan, para itago ang sobrang kalungktan…”


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“Hindi masama amgmahal ang isang taong may syota ng iba..
Magsisimula ang mali kung mamahalin ka rn niya.”


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“Malaman mong mahalaga ang isang tao kapag kinukwento mo siya sa iba at hindi mo napapansing nakangiti ka na pala.”
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Love Quotes Text Messages 198

“Imagine the person you secretly love is also secretly in love with you…”




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“Find someone who supports you, not someone who stops you from everything that is not pleasing to him\her…”


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“If you don’t have a lovelife.
There’s one thing you should do:
LOVE LIFE


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“The happiest feeling ever knowing that he could be any other girl in the entire world, but he chooses to be with you…”


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“One of the best moments in life is when you feel sad but you’ve got someone who doing more efforts just to make you smile…”

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“There are moments in my life that I will always remember not because they are important, but because you were there.”

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“If a man really loves you,
He would do everything just to change
Especially
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“You must always follow your heart, not your mind.
Because there are saying,
.
.
.
.
.
“never mind.”
.
.
.
.
So tell me now. Where did you hear “never heart”?”



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“A girl’s laughter is much more cheerful than a boy’s…
But a boy’s tears are much more meaningful than a girl’s…
That’s why a girl’s laugh can make a boy fall in love and a boy’s tear holds a girl back.”


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“A woman’s HEART should be SO lost in GOD, so that a MAN needs to seek HIM in order to find HER.”

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“Every last word every single thing you say:
Try to stop me now but it’s already too late. If you really don’t care then say it to my face. Stop. Tell me the truth because I’m so confuse, your pushing me away.”

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“Fall in love when you are ready,
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.
.
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Not when you are lonely.”


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“I remember the day my crush approached me and said:
“Can I set beside you while we’re having an exam?”
.
I asked, “Why you want to copy my answers?”
.
He said and smiled, “Nope, but I feel perfect when I’m beside you.”
.
That time I feel so tired! Because we got ZERO…”


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“Being hurt is always a part of being in love.
Just bear in mind, every time you broke up with the wrong one,


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“It’s really hard to hold on to the feelings that you have always held.
To treat someone as ordinary when in fact he’s very special…
And to keep calm, though you’re obviously jealous…”


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 195

“It’s very easy to be nice at those people you like.
But being nice at those you hate? That’s a talent.”


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When it rains, all birds fly for shelter…
But the eagle alone avoids rain by flying above clouds.
Remember:
“Problems are common to all but the attitudes make the difference.”



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“We may always look okay, but we also get tired.
It is tired that sometimes we have to give up something.
It may be a sad decision but it’s the only way to grow up and continue life…”


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“Life is not about destination.
It’s about the journey of being the best person you can be, and being there to make people happy, and give a helping hand…
It’s about the little things we do along the way that makes the journey of other people more memorable…”


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“If you learn to let go and you can’t find happiness, maybe you forgot one thing, to learn to free yourself…”

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“If someday I’ll be gone and destiny wouldn’t make me stay, words left unspoken and actions never expressed. But you know what?
I’ll never forget how you once shared your time with me.”


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“We get hurt the moment we start to care. And they start to care the moment they realized we’re hurt…”


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“I’m a quitter but doesn’t mean I’m a loser, every time I quit, doesn’t mean I’m giving up, it only means that I have to let go of what I think is enough…”

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“If things are meant to be they are surely happen…”

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“I had love you before you know ME..
I tried to get your attention but you we’re so busy…
I wanted to give you all to make you mine.
I prove my love when I gave you My Life…”
From: LORD JESUS CHRIST…



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“If you want changes in your life, you must be willing to sacrifice the old for the new…
You should know someone else, be somewhere else and do something else…”


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“Trials in life are like washing machines.
Its twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end we come out cleaner brighter and better than before.”


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“Sometimes, I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in their own simple ways. Sometimes, I fail to tell them how much I appreciate them for being a part of my life. Today is just an ordinary day, nothing really special…but THANKS for being around…”

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