Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Gwapo vs Panget

Kapag gwapo ang
pinagpawisan, HOT
Pero kapag panget, DUGYOT.

Kapag gwapo ang
nagpatattoo, ASTIG.
Kapag panget, ADIK.

Kapag gwapo ang tumitig,
NAKAKAKILIG.
Pero kapag panget,
MANYAKIS.

Kapag gwapo ang tumabi,
SOULMATE.
Pero kapag panget,
HOLDAPER.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 235

Don't you ever regret knowing
someone in your life. Good
people will give you happiness,
bad people will give you experience,
while the worst people will give a
lesson and the best people will
always give you memories...

Friday, July 18, 2014

Signs Na Naiinggit Sayo Ang Isang Tao

1. Never ka niyang pinuri sa mga achievements mo.
2. Fina-follow ka niya sa lahat ng social networks,
para maki-balita
3. Palagi ka niyang nilalait ng patalikod, kung
paharap naman idadaan niya sa biro.
4.  Kukumustahin ka niya para mgkwento ka,
kahit na alam na niya ang lahat ng nangyari sayo.
Dahil sino-stalk ka niya sa FB, Twitter at Instagram.
5. Lagi ka niyang pinagtritripan, kinakantyawan,
inaasar, hinihiritan at binubully.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Monday, July 14, 2014

Bahay Kubo (New Version)

Bahay Condo
Kahit munti
Ang gadgets doon
Ay sari-sari
Flat-screen na tv
Blu-ray na dvd
Ipad, ipad, at iphone
Laptop na malaki
Laptop na maliit
At saka meron pa
Portable mp3
Digicam, videocam
Wifi at HD
Sa paligidligid
Ay maraming charger

Friday, July 11, 2014

Facelift

Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift?

Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000

Pasyente: Mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang
treatment para magmukha akong bata???

Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

I Want A Guy...

who can wrestle with me and let me win
who i can talk to about anything
who puts my cold hands in his warm
hoodie pockets
who let me use his sweatshirts for a pillow
who says i love you and means it
who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine
and in the snow
who calls unexpectedly
who realizes that i say things but don't
always mean them
who i can go swimming with on hot days
who can tell me his problems and let me help
who will kiss me and tell me i'm beautiful
who simply be mine to hold