Friday, April 11, 2014

Visayan Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 124

Ana sila:

Mailog mn gni nang yuta nga naay TITULO,
uyab pa kaha nimo nga walay RECIBO.

Ana pud ko:
Suwayig ilog ako UYAB, buak man gni nang BATO,
ulo pa kaha nimo!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

A Real Man

A Real Man
never hurts a woman.
Be very careful when
you make a woman cry,
because God counts her tears.
The woman came out of a man's
rib, not from his feet to be walked on
and not from his head to be superior,
but from his side to be equal. Under
the arm to be protected, and next
to the heart to be loved.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 123

Ang 7 ka mga kamatuoran sa kalibutan:

1. Dili nimo kaya sabunan imong mata
2. Dili nimo kaya ihapon ang imong buhok
3. Dili nimo kaya muginhawa sa ilong mentras
    nakagawas imong dila
4. Gi-try nimo ang no. 3?
5. Kung imong gi-try ang no. 3 nakahunahuna
    ka nga mura kag iro?
6. Sure ko nag ngisi ka karon kay nailad ka
7. Ipasa dayun sa uban para makabalos ka
    pero ayaw na sa asko kay humana ko nailad.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 34

"KAIBIGAN"
sila ung:
-nambubulgar ng crush mo.
-kumukuha ng bagay sa bag ng walang paalam.
-nangunguha ng pagkain kahit di pa inaalok.
-nagpapatawa ng wagas
-nanghahampas o nananakit dala ng emosyon.
-sinasakyan ang mga corny jokes.
-nagpapaingay sa tahimik mong buhay.
At HIGIT sa lahat,
-isa sa mga dahilan kung bakit mu kayang ngitian ang mga problema.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Friendship Quotes Text Messages 100

Though mile may lie between us
we are never far apart, for
friendship doesn't count miles
its measured by the heart ;-)

Lapis at Ballpen

Alam nyo mo kung bakit
LAPIS gamit ng mga bata?
Para malaman nila na pwedeng
itama ang mali. Pero alam mo ba
kung bakit BALLPEN gamit natin?
Para ipaalam saten na di na tayo
BATA para ulit-ulitin ang mga
pagkakamaling di natin kayang
burahin...

PUSH MO YAN!!!

One of the best message!

As soon as you die, your identity becomes a "Body".
People use phrases like: "Bring the body", "lower the
body in the grave", "take the body to the grave yard",
etc. People don't even call by your name whom you
tried to impress whole life. Live a life to impress the
Creator not the Creation. Take chances. Spend money
on the things you love. Laugh til your stomach hurts.
Dance even if your too bad at it. Pose stupidly for
photos. Be child-like.
Moral: Death is not the greatest loss in life. Loss
is when life dies inside you while you are alive.
Celebrate this event called LIFE. :-)