"BOY : Pag iniwan kita iiyak kaba??
GIRL : Syempre naman mapipigilan ko ba ang
TEARS of JOY?"
Monday, October 31, 2011
Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 24
A father was teaching his son about the evils of alcohol. He put 1 worm in a glass of water & another worm in a glass of Emperador. The worm in the waterlived while the 1 in the Emperador died.
F: son,what have you learned from it?
S:well dad,it shows that if you drink Emperador, hndi k mgkakabulate..
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F: son,what have you learned from it?
S:well dad,it shows that if you drink Emperador, hndi k mgkakabulate..
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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 61
A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped..
Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?
Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE :D :D
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Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?
Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE :D :D
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Sunday, October 30, 2011
Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 117
Teacher: Class if basura ko asa man ko ninyo ilabay, nabubulok o di nabubulok?
Dingdong: ai sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man?
Dingdong: ai, alang kay plastic man ka ma’am.
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Dingdong: ai sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man?
Dingdong: ai, alang kay plastic man ka ma’am.
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 214
One rainy day, a mother went to pick up her boy from school, thinking that the boy will fear the lightning. On the way, she found her child smiling at the sky for lightning.
She asked her little boy why he smiled.
The little boy said, “GOD is taking my photo, so I have to look good that’s why I smiled.”
Lesson:
“Smile when problems threaten you and don’t fear anything GOD is always with you.”
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“God needs to know what you want, not because he easily forgets, but it’s because, He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayers.”
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When life is difficult and when everything turns bad. Always remember that…
‘Even a turtle can finish a race as long a she never gives up.’
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Where is the romantic place in the world?
-Sunset at the beach.
-Candlelit restaurant.
-Movie date for two.
For me, nothing beats the foot of the cross where the lover of my soul gave His life for a sinner like me. Be thankful always to our LORD JESUS CHRIST…”
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“I’m your friend but GOD is your best friend.
You can cry to me but GOD can dry your tears.
I love you but GOD loves you deeper.
You can hold my hand but GOD can carry you better.”
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“Every dream in our heart, GOD gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, GOD give us great result. For every faith we believe GOD blesses us more.”
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When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints,
When he sees you living it,.....he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like,Copy & Paste if ur in God's Army
Post This too 5 Groups
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Don't worry about hard times because some of the most beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Live with no regrets because everything happens for a reason.
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She asked her little boy why he smiled.
The little boy said, “GOD is taking my photo, so I have to look good that’s why I smiled.”
Lesson:
“Smile when problems threaten you and don’t fear anything GOD is always with you.”
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“God needs to know what you want, not because he easily forgets, but it’s because, He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayers.”
__________________________________________
When life is difficult and when everything turns bad. Always remember that…
‘Even a turtle can finish a race as long a she never gives up.’
_________________________________________
Where is the romantic place in the world?
-Sunset at the beach.
-Candlelit restaurant.
-Movie date for two.
For me, nothing beats the foot of the cross where the lover of my soul gave His life for a sinner like me. Be thankful always to our LORD JESUS CHRIST…”
_________________________________________
“I’m your friend but GOD is your best friend.
You can cry to me but GOD can dry your tears.
I love you but GOD loves you deeper.
You can hold my hand but GOD can carry you better.”
__________________________________________
“Every dream in our heart, GOD gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, GOD give us great result. For every faith we believe GOD blesses us more.”
___________________________________________
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints,
When he sees you living it,.....he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like,Copy & Paste if ur in God's Army
Post This too 5 Groups
____________________________________________
Don't worry about hard times because some of the most beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Live with no regrets because everything happens for a reason.
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 102
(Nahuli n teacher si Dingdong na nagchecheat)
Teacher: Ganyan ka na talaga ka bobo Dingdong?!
Dingdong: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance.
It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not
meant to be handled alone.
Teacher: (natulalah!)
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Baby James : Yaya, am I normal?
Yaya : Of course! You're not like them. Why did you ask?
Baby James : I'm confused.
My grandfather is NINOY.
My uncle is NOYNOY.
My brother is ABNOY.
My dad is CHICKBOY.
My mom IBA IBA ANG BOY.
My ninong is tito boy, but he's not a BOY.
Di kaya ako BUDOY?!
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boy:tay ang damot ng classmate ko!
tatay;bakit naman
boy d ako inimvite sa burol ng tatay nya di tuloy ako nakakain ng biskwit!! hindo ko din iinvite sa burol mo tay ha? sana malapit na para makaganti ako
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Customer: waiter saan nah bah ang inorder qng Chicken curry at sabaw??...Ilan bah ang COOK nyo d2??..
.
Waiter: ahw..sorry man wla kaming COOK.....PEPSI lang...
hahaha!!!!
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Bakit pag lalakeng GWAPO ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY..
Pero pag DI-DWAPO ang tawag MANYAK ..
Tapos pag ang sumusunod-sunod sa babae ay GWAPO ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER..
Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag STALKER...
Pag ang ngumingiti-ngiti ay GWAPO ang tawag FRIENDLY...
Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag BASTOS..
Ito ba ang tawag na Facial Discrimination ?
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Teacher: Ganyan ka na talaga ka bobo Dingdong?!
Dingdong: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance.
It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not
meant to be handled alone.
Teacher: (natulalah!)
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Baby James : Yaya, am I normal?
Yaya : Of course! You're not like them. Why did you ask?
Baby James : I'm confused.
My grandfather is NINOY.
My uncle is NOYNOY.
My brother is ABNOY.
My dad is CHICKBOY.
My mom IBA IBA ANG BOY.
My ninong is tito boy, but he's not a BOY.
Di kaya ako BUDOY?!
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boy:tay ang damot ng classmate ko!
tatay;bakit naman
boy d ako inimvite sa burol ng tatay nya di tuloy ako nakakain ng biskwit!! hindo ko din iinvite sa burol mo tay ha? sana malapit na para makaganti ako
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Customer: waiter saan nah bah ang inorder qng Chicken curry at sabaw??...Ilan bah ang COOK nyo d2??..
.
Waiter: ahw..sorry man wla kaming COOK.....PEPSI lang...
hahaha!!!!
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Bakit pag lalakeng GWAPO ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY..
Pero pag DI-DWAPO ang tawag MANYAK ..
Tapos pag ang sumusunod-sunod sa babae ay GWAPO ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER..
Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag STALKER...
Pag ang ngumingiti-ngiti ay GWAPO ang tawag FRIENDLY...
Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag BASTOS..
Ito ba ang tawag na Facial Discrimination ?
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 82
“You became a part of my life, it’s been a beautiful story of two friends with different life style but bonded by destiny even the time I get old, I’ll cherish the moment we became friends.”
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“It’s amazing when strangers become friends, but it sad when friends become strangers.”
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I never want to lose you as a friend. I met you as a stranger, now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.
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I may not be the most important person in your life; I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say, “That’s my friend…”
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“Friendship doesn’t die, just because of distance. So even if you’re not here. I hope you know I’m keeping you with me in my heart because you will always be ‘a friend of mine’ even thru the miles.”
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“It’s amazing when strangers become friends, but it sad when friends become strangers.”
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I never want to lose you as a friend. I met you as a stranger, now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.
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I may not be the most important person in your life; I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say, “That’s my friend…”
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“Friendship doesn’t die, just because of distance. So even if you’re not here. I hope you know I’m keeping you with me in my heart because you will always be ‘a friend of mine’ even thru the miles.”
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 130
“Huwag mo ngang gawing tambayan ang isip ko…
Kapag ako naasar ikukulong kita sa puso ko!”
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“Paano ba ako lalakad papalayo kung isang ngiti mo lang hindi na ako makatayo.”
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“Starts with a friends..
Hanggang sa na identify ang gender…
Naging mag boyfriend at maggirlfriend..”
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“Alam mo yung feeling na nag I love you ka tapos nagchange topic siya?”
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Alam mo ba ang dahilan kung bakit may mga taong nawro-wrong send?
Simple lang, kasi habang nagtetext sila sa iba, ikaw ang nasa isip niya.”
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“May mga taong ayaw kang mawala, pero hindi naman alam kung paano ka alagaan ng tama.”
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GIRL: kasya pa ba ako?
BOY: saan?
GIRL: sa puso mo.
BOY: oo naman, SAMPUAN kaya to.
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PAG DATING SA LOVE:
--
Parents : ang BATA-BATA mo pa.
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-
-
-
-
-
-
PAGDATING SA GAWAING BAHAY:
-
Parents : ang TANDA-TANDA mo na.
AGREE ?? :D
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Ang babae dapat araw-araw
NILILIGAWAN
PARA HABANG BUHAY MONG MAKASAMA.
Hindi yung araw-araw mong
BINOBOLA para lang .
.
.
MAIKAMA.
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Kapag ako naasar ikukulong kita sa puso ko!”
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“Paano ba ako lalakad papalayo kung isang ngiti mo lang hindi na ako makatayo.”
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“Starts with a friends..
Hanggang sa na identify ang gender…
Naging mag boyfriend at maggirlfriend..”
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“Alam mo yung feeling na nag I love you ka tapos nagchange topic siya?”
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Alam mo ba ang dahilan kung bakit may mga taong nawro-wrong send?
Simple lang, kasi habang nagtetext sila sa iba, ikaw ang nasa isip niya.”
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“May mga taong ayaw kang mawala, pero hindi naman alam kung paano ka alagaan ng tama.”
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GIRL: kasya pa ba ako?
BOY: saan?
GIRL: sa puso mo.
BOY: oo naman, SAMPUAN kaya to.
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PAG DATING SA LOVE:
--
Parents : ang BATA-BATA mo pa.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
PAGDATING SA GAWAING BAHAY:
-
Parents : ang TANDA-TANDA mo na.
AGREE ?? :D
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Ang babae dapat araw-araw
NILILIGAWAN
PARA HABANG BUHAY MONG MAKASAMA.
Hindi yung araw-araw mong
BINOBOLA para lang .
.
.
MAIKAMA.
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Love Quotes Text Messages 215
“Love changes you, the way you think, the way you act, the way you decide and the way you move. You even go against your principles and beliefs in life.
Love doesn’t always mean you’ll be happy. Sometimes all it provides you pain and misery. Yet your blinded by strong emotions that you fail to see reality that love is easy to get; but so hard to let go and so easy to spell; but so hard to defined.”
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“If you want to have a good relationship, be open to each other. It is because secrets and unsaid feelings may lead to such pain.”
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“We must believe that disappointments contribute something to what we love…”
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“Being friends with your EX…it shows that you are mature enough to get over the fact that you weren’t meant to be together.”
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“Don’t let doubts lost the magic of love, because it’s not everyday you meet someone who has the magic to let you fall in love.”
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“If the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways. But when it unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses.”
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“There is no one in this world who can love me like you do, that is the reason that I wanna spend forever with you.”
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“If you love someone you have to get the best do the right thing but the best way to an everlasting relationship comes from three words:
DO NOT LIE
It is because of lies there, it all start, the quarrel and misunderstanding.”
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“It’s better end something and start another than to imprison yourself in hoping for the impossible.”
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Love doesn’t always mean you’ll be happy. Sometimes all it provides you pain and misery. Yet your blinded by strong emotions that you fail to see reality that love is easy to get; but so hard to let go and so easy to spell; but so hard to defined.”
_____________________________________________
“If you want to have a good relationship, be open to each other. It is because secrets and unsaid feelings may lead to such pain.”
_____________________________________________
“We must believe that disappointments contribute something to what we love…”
______________________________________________
“Being friends with your EX…it shows that you are mature enough to get over the fact that you weren’t meant to be together.”
______________________________________________
“Don’t let doubts lost the magic of love, because it’s not everyday you meet someone who has the magic to let you fall in love.”
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“If the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways. But when it unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses.”
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“There is no one in this world who can love me like you do, that is the reason that I wanna spend forever with you.”
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“If you love someone you have to get the best do the right thing but the best way to an everlasting relationship comes from three words:
DO NOT LIE
It is because of lies there, it all start, the quarrel and misunderstanding.”
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“It’s better end something and start another than to imprison yourself in hoping for the impossible.”
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Friday, October 28, 2011
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 213
“Be thankful that sunrise and sunset are free, or else we couldn’t afford them.
Be thankful that every behind the storm is surely the rainbow of hope and future sun shine.
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Be thankful for mistakes because life would be boring if we are all perfect.
Be thankful for stress so that we can be reminded to relax and balance our life.
Have a thousand reasons to be thankful to GOD, because everything happens for a reason…”
__________________________________________
“Dare what it takes to be, then we shall so because it is to do or not, now or what else to be without.”
__________________________________________
“Smaller things often hurt more in life than bigger ones.
You can sit on the top of the mountain without any pain but on the tip of the needle.”
__________________________________________
“I guess one reason why a person starts to take you for granted. It’s because you’re starting to give too much.”
_________________________________________
“GOD plus nothing equals everything; and everything minus GOD equals nothing.
He is higher than the highest.
He is Greater than the greater.
No one could ever take His crown away.”
________________________________________
“The most beautiful thing that we can learn in everyday is to love GOD…”
________________________________________
“If your prayers were not answered today, then you’ll have the reason to wake up again and pray…”
_________________________________________
“Church is my university.
JESUS is my principal.
The Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
The Bible is my study book.
Trial and temptation are my exams.
Winning souls are my assignments.
Prayer is my attendance.
Crown of life is my degree.
Praise and worship is my MO2.
And my sins are my excuse letter.”
…Be a student of our LORD JESUS CHRIST…
____________________________________________________
“Don’t attach yourself that anything that needs to go.
Everything in this world is not permanent.
__________________________________________________
“Then you well call, and the LORD will answer, you will cry for help, and He will say here I am…”
[Isaiah 58:9]
___________________________________________________
“Do not simply thank GOD that you are blessed so much.
Thank Him because He has chosen you to be a channel of blessings to others…”
___________________________________________________
“Worthy is he who remembers to thank the Lord for all his blessings; but admirable is who still thank GOD inspite of the problem.”
___________________________________________________
“Even if time sleeps away, without a text from me, you don’t have to worry about our friendship because beyond words I’ll always be around you…”
____________________________________________________
“If ever you feel down, sad, bored, and lonely. Don’t worries because GOD is always there willing to help in every time you call Him.”
_______________________________________________________
“Life is never about proving people that you are a good person. Sometimes, the bad things matter. For in your dark side, you see people who are ready to light the road with you. It’s not how many your friends are, or how people roam around you, but it’s how few of them accepts your being you. For in your nothingness, people find reason to love you still…”
______________________________________________________
“I sit here in this cold night, wishing that someone would be here beside me to to take out my loneliness and misery.”
“I was lost.
I was hurt.
It had never been good.
Until, someone came…
It was HIM, the one I’ve been longing for and I realized that for the days I was hurt, HE carried it all for me.
He is my best friend.
He is my Father.
He is my Savior.
He is my Way.
He is my Life.
He is my Inspiration and the one I truly love…
…Our LORD JESUS CHRIST…”
___________________________________________________
“The one thing worse of quitting is being afraid to begin. Always remember that doing your best is more important than being the best.”
____________________________________________________
“We say, “Actions speak louder than words.”.
But why can’t we do both?
‘It is because if words alone can be deceiving, actions alone can be confusing…’.”
____________________________________________________
“When someone walks out of your life, let them.
They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.”
___________________________________________________
“There are things that I don’t want to end but I’m afraid to continue.
It’s just like, I don’t want to expect anything but I am hoping.”
____________________________________________________
“Worry ends when faith begins…”
____________________________________________________
“Mornings are created to see the beauty of life once again. And to know that there are people who cares about you…”
_____________________________________________________
“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream not only plan, but also believe.”
____________________________________________________
Be thankful that every behind the storm is surely the rainbow of hope and future sun shine.
__________________________________________
Be thankful for mistakes because life would be boring if we are all perfect.
Be thankful for stress so that we can be reminded to relax and balance our life.
Have a thousand reasons to be thankful to GOD, because everything happens for a reason…”
__________________________________________
“Dare what it takes to be, then we shall so because it is to do or not, now or what else to be without.”
__________________________________________
“Smaller things often hurt more in life than bigger ones.
You can sit on the top of the mountain without any pain but on the tip of the needle.”
__________________________________________
“I guess one reason why a person starts to take you for granted. It’s because you’re starting to give too much.”
_________________________________________
“GOD plus nothing equals everything; and everything minus GOD equals nothing.
He is higher than the highest.
He is Greater than the greater.
No one could ever take His crown away.”
________________________________________
“The most beautiful thing that we can learn in everyday is to love GOD…”
________________________________________
“If your prayers were not answered today, then you’ll have the reason to wake up again and pray…”
_________________________________________
“Church is my university.
JESUS is my principal.
The Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
The Bible is my study book.
Trial and temptation are my exams.
Winning souls are my assignments.
Prayer is my attendance.
Crown of life is my degree.
Praise and worship is my MO2.
And my sins are my excuse letter.”
…Be a student of our LORD JESUS CHRIST…
____________________________________________________
“Don’t attach yourself that anything that needs to go.
Everything in this world is not permanent.
__________________________________________________
“Then you well call, and the LORD will answer, you will cry for help, and He will say here I am…”
[Isaiah 58:9]
___________________________________________________
“Do not simply thank GOD that you are blessed so much.
Thank Him because He has chosen you to be a channel of blessings to others…”
___________________________________________________
“Worthy is he who remembers to thank the Lord for all his blessings; but admirable is who still thank GOD inspite of the problem.”
___________________________________________________
“Even if time sleeps away, without a text from me, you don’t have to worry about our friendship because beyond words I’ll always be around you…”
____________________________________________________
“If ever you feel down, sad, bored, and lonely. Don’t worries because GOD is always there willing to help in every time you call Him.”
_______________________________________________________
“Life is never about proving people that you are a good person. Sometimes, the bad things matter. For in your dark side, you see people who are ready to light the road with you. It’s not how many your friends are, or how people roam around you, but it’s how few of them accepts your being you. For in your nothingness, people find reason to love you still…”
______________________________________________________
“I sit here in this cold night, wishing that someone would be here beside me to to take out my loneliness and misery.”
“I was lost.
I was hurt.
It had never been good.
Until, someone came…
It was HIM, the one I’ve been longing for and I realized that for the days I was hurt, HE carried it all for me.
He is my best friend.
He is my Father.
He is my Savior.
He is my Way.
He is my Life.
He is my Inspiration and the one I truly love…
…Our LORD JESUS CHRIST…”
___________________________________________________
“The one thing worse of quitting is being afraid to begin. Always remember that doing your best is more important than being the best.”
____________________________________________________
“We say, “Actions speak louder than words.”.
But why can’t we do both?
‘It is because if words alone can be deceiving, actions alone can be confusing…’.”
____________________________________________________
“When someone walks out of your life, let them.
They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.”
___________________________________________________
“There are things that I don’t want to end but I’m afraid to continue.
It’s just like, I don’t want to expect anything but I am hoping.”
____________________________________________________
“Worry ends when faith begins…”
____________________________________________________
“Mornings are created to see the beauty of life once again. And to know that there are people who cares about you…”
_____________________________________________________
“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream not only plan, but also believe.”
____________________________________________________
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 101
Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na di pa naiimbento, anu yun?
example:
Tanduay capsule 500mg.
Isang tableta lang sapul agad.
ALSO AVAILABLE:
Tanduay syrup for babies 6-12 months.
Tanduay litro pack natitimplang tanduay. Para bottomless ang inuman.
Tanduay candy para pwede kahit may klase.
Tanduay flavor ng pansit canton busog ka na may tama ka pa..
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Teacher: Juan?
Dingdong: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 1+3?
Dingdong: 4 ma’am..
Teacher: very good! How about you Dunky?
Dunk: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 3+1?
Rogen: ayan ka na naman ma’am, kapag mahirap ung tanong, ako ipapasagot niyo!
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Boy: Mahal na mahal kita. Lahat ng kaya ko, ibibigay ko. Handa akong mamatay para sa’yo..
Girl: Sample! Sample! Sample!!
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example:
Tanduay capsule 500mg.
Isang tableta lang sapul agad.
ALSO AVAILABLE:
Tanduay syrup for babies 6-12 months.
Tanduay litro pack natitimplang tanduay. Para bottomless ang inuman.
Tanduay candy para pwede kahit may klase.
Tanduay flavor ng pansit canton busog ka na may tama ka pa..
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Teacher: Juan?
Dingdong: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 1+3?
Dingdong: 4 ma’am..
Teacher: very good! How about you Dunky?
Dunk: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 3+1?
Rogen: ayan ka na naman ma’am, kapag mahirap ung tanong, ako ipapasagot niyo!
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Boy: Mahal na mahal kita. Lahat ng kaya ko, ibibigay ko. Handa akong mamatay para sa’yo..
Girl: Sample! Sample! Sample!!
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Love Quotes Text Messages 214
“Overprotection can never be a solution when you’re scared to lose someone…because when a person really loves you, he\she stays even without to do so.”
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“When a person is really into you, he\she always find a way to have time for you with no freaking excuses.”
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“Don’t force yourself to forget the person you love.
Never use other people just to forget him/her because you don’t know how it hurt for the person especially when he’s\she’s already in love with you.”
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A humorous definition of love:
“Love is a heterogeneous conglomeration of absurdity calculated to bamboozle the anatomy of the individual who becomes intoxicated with its abdominal and irresistible power.”
So, everyone, how can you say you’re in love when even its definition and you can’t comprehend about it?”
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“A girls’ question when she’s already serious in love in with her boyfriend:
Should I blame love making me think of him everyday?
Or should I blame him for making me feel this way?”
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“I don’t need of someone who gives his whole time just to be with me then someday leave me. I prefer to be with someone who is so busy but at the end of the day calls me just to say,
“Goodnight, I miss you but I need to sleep. I had tough day. Don’t worry because tomorrow, I’m still yours.”
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“Sometimes, we miss being loved, it’s not because we are not loved right now.
What we want is someone who loves us that we can call mine, not someone who just love us for past time.”
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“The best one to say that you already found the right one is when you stop looking for more…”
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“Sometimes, when we start to feel that we are not important to a person, we take the initiative to stay away so when they feel that we are quite far, it doesn’t mean that we intentionally left them, maybe we just feel that they don’t need us all.”
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“The most painful part of missing someone is the time when you recall all the memories you left.
And makes you wonder, would all those memories ever happen again?”
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“When a person is really into you, he\she always find a way to have time for you with no freaking excuses.”
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“Don’t force yourself to forget the person you love.
Never use other people just to forget him/her because you don’t know how it hurt for the person especially when he’s\she’s already in love with you.”
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A humorous definition of love:
“Love is a heterogeneous conglomeration of absurdity calculated to bamboozle the anatomy of the individual who becomes intoxicated with its abdominal and irresistible power.”
So, everyone, how can you say you’re in love when even its definition and you can’t comprehend about it?”
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“A girls’ question when she’s already serious in love in with her boyfriend:
Should I blame love making me think of him everyday?
Or should I blame him for making me feel this way?”
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“I don’t need of someone who gives his whole time just to be with me then someday leave me. I prefer to be with someone who is so busy but at the end of the day calls me just to say,
“Goodnight, I miss you but I need to sleep. I had tough day. Don’t worry because tomorrow, I’m still yours.”
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“Sometimes, we miss being loved, it’s not because we are not loved right now.
What we want is someone who loves us that we can call mine, not someone who just love us for past time.”
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“The best one to say that you already found the right one is when you stop looking for more…”
__________________________________________
“Sometimes, when we start to feel that we are not important to a person, we take the initiative to stay away so when they feel that we are quite far, it doesn’t mean that we intentionally left them, maybe we just feel that they don’t need us all.”
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“The most painful part of missing someone is the time when you recall all the memories you left.
And makes you wonder, would all those memories ever happen again?”
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 81
“Let me be your umbrella. I’ll shelter you from the rain; let me be your teddy, I’ll hug you when you’re in pain; let me be your hunky, I’ll dry your tears. Let me be your friend and I’ll never go away.”
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Sweet thought:
“A good friend never allows you to do stupid things alone.”
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Sweet thought:
“A good friend never allows you to do stupid things alone.”
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 212
“We feel sorry for those people who know us what others say.
We feel pity for those people who can’t take the courage to talk to us.
We feel hurt when I know that the person just knew our different side.
But then, we love to see people trying to know us more despite of our imperfections, living their lives with us in such a different view, knowing the real us and accepting for what we are.”
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“Stupid thing in life:
When you get little, you want more.
When you get more, you desire more.
But when you loss it, you realize, even little was enough.”
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“There’s always that one girl who’s gonna be prettier than you, but all you got to is find that guy who won’t care about it.”
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Two things that could measure who we are:
1. The way we manage when we have nothing.
2. The way we behave when we have everything.
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“I walk by grace.
I breathe by grace.
I eat by grace.
I see by grace.
I sing by grace.
I dance by grace.
I move by grace.
I live by grace.
And I die by grace.
For, if I die I will live again by grace…
All of which come from above---GOD…”
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“GOD is the engineer of life and He has a great plan for us. But we are still the carpenters and we should construct our lives according to His plans.”
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“Let the world know you for who you are, not you think you should be.”
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“GOD pours out the blessings thru every rain drop that falls.”
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“Life can never promise you to be always happy, but life gets better after you accept things you just can’t change.”
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“They throw you stones because you are a good tree full of fruits. They see a lot of harvest in you. Don’t go down to their level by throwing them back the stones they threw at you, but throw them your fruits so the seeds of your self may inspire them to change their ways.”
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“It is impossible to do everything people want you to do.
You have just enough time to do God’s will. If you can’t get it alone, it means you’re trying to do more than God intended for you to do.
What ultimately matters most will not be what others say about your life but what GOD says…”
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“You can learn a lot from people who view the world differently than you do.”
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Two kinds of people:
1st is like an astronomer:
Being happy and contented of simply gazing at the stars.
2nd an astronaut:
Who will take all risk to feel what it feels like to be with the stars.
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A Christian realization:
Stop saying good luck because GOD BLESS sounds better.
Stop calling ourselves lucky because the happiness you feel of saying you are lucky is just for a minute, but never have you felt it forever.
But rather call ourselves, “Blessed by an awesome GOD…”
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-Try punching a wall.
Did it fight back?
Yes it did. You were also hurt.
-Now hug a pillow. Did it hug you too?
Yes, you felt the warmth.
-This time, shout! Did you hear it?
Yes, because you are listening.
Lesson:
“Always appreciate everything and everyone around you, even if sometimes they give you pain.”
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We feel pity for those people who can’t take the courage to talk to us.
We feel hurt when I know that the person just knew our different side.
But then, we love to see people trying to know us more despite of our imperfections, living their lives with us in such a different view, knowing the real us and accepting for what we are.”
_________________________________________________
“Stupid thing in life:
When you get little, you want more.
When you get more, you desire more.
But when you loss it, you realize, even little was enough.”
__________________________________________________
“There’s always that one girl who’s gonna be prettier than you, but all you got to is find that guy who won’t care about it.”
________________________________________________
Two things that could measure who we are:
1. The way we manage when we have nothing.
2. The way we behave when we have everything.
___________________________________________________
“I walk by grace.
I breathe by grace.
I eat by grace.
I see by grace.
I sing by grace.
I dance by grace.
I move by grace.
I live by grace.
And I die by grace.
For, if I die I will live again by grace…
All of which come from above---GOD…”
_________________________________________________
“GOD is the engineer of life and He has a great plan for us. But we are still the carpenters and we should construct our lives according to His plans.”
___________________________________________________
“Let the world know you for who you are, not you think you should be.”
____________________________________________________
“GOD pours out the blessings thru every rain drop that falls.”
_____________________________________________________
“Life can never promise you to be always happy, but life gets better after you accept things you just can’t change.”
______________________________________________________
“They throw you stones because you are a good tree full of fruits. They see a lot of harvest in you. Don’t go down to their level by throwing them back the stones they threw at you, but throw them your fruits so the seeds of your self may inspire them to change their ways.”
_____________________________________________________
“It is impossible to do everything people want you to do.
You have just enough time to do God’s will. If you can’t get it alone, it means you’re trying to do more than God intended for you to do.
What ultimately matters most will not be what others say about your life but what GOD says…”
____________________________________________________
“You can learn a lot from people who view the world differently than you do.”
___________________________________________________
Two kinds of people:
1st is like an astronomer:
Being happy and contented of simply gazing at the stars.
2nd an astronaut:
Who will take all risk to feel what it feels like to be with the stars.
___________________________________________________
A Christian realization:
Stop saying good luck because GOD BLESS sounds better.
Stop calling ourselves lucky because the happiness you feel of saying you are lucky is just for a minute, but never have you felt it forever.
But rather call ourselves, “Blessed by an awesome GOD…”
_____________________________________________________
-Try punching a wall.
Did it fight back?
Yes it did. You were also hurt.
-Now hug a pillow. Did it hug you too?
Yes, you felt the warmth.
-This time, shout! Did you hear it?
Yes, because you are listening.
Lesson:
“Always appreciate everything and everyone around you, even if sometimes they give you pain.”
_______________________________________________________
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 129
“Masakit kapag yung mahal mo may feelings pa sa EX niya..
Kakagalit, kakaselos!
Pero may masakit pa ba kung isang araw magising ka na lang na sila na ulit at ekaw na ang EX niya!”
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“Wag masyadong close sa taong alam mong may gusto sa iyo..
Kasi pag yan na inlove sa iyo at nahulog ka na rin sa kanya naku ang bf\gf mo?”
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“Huwag mong lagyan ng band aid ang sugat mo kung dumudugo pa..
In short, huwag kang hahanap ng panakip butas kung alam mong gusto mo pa siya.”
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Merong mga taong akala mo paasaway, pero mabait naman pala..
Kunwari parang wala lang..pero nagpapahalaga pala..
Kunwari nagagalit pero iniingatan ka..
Kunwari nagpapacute, pero cute naman talaga.
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“Kulog ng kulog wala namang ulan..
Parang puso tibok ng tibok wala namang pakialam ang mahal natin.”
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Boy: Globe ka ba?
Girl: (kinilig) bakit?
Boy: pwede makitext?
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Motto:
“Kung bicycle tayo?
Handa akong ibangga wag lang tayong mag break.”
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Kakagalit, kakaselos!
Pero may masakit pa ba kung isang araw magising ka na lang na sila na ulit at ekaw na ang EX niya!”
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“Wag masyadong close sa taong alam mong may gusto sa iyo..
Kasi pag yan na inlove sa iyo at nahulog ka na rin sa kanya naku ang bf\gf mo?”
____________________________________________
“Huwag mong lagyan ng band aid ang sugat mo kung dumudugo pa..
In short, huwag kang hahanap ng panakip butas kung alam mong gusto mo pa siya.”
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Merong mga taong akala mo paasaway, pero mabait naman pala..
Kunwari parang wala lang..pero nagpapahalaga pala..
Kunwari nagagalit pero iniingatan ka..
Kunwari nagpapacute, pero cute naman talaga.
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“Kulog ng kulog wala namang ulan..
Parang puso tibok ng tibok wala namang pakialam ang mahal natin.”
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Boy: Globe ka ba?
Girl: (kinilig) bakit?
Boy: pwede makitext?
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Motto:
“Kung bicycle tayo?
Handa akong ibangga wag lang tayong mag break.”
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Friday, October 21, 2011
Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 23
“Mas mabuting tapatin ka sa masalit na katotohanan kay sa
paniwalain ka sa malambing na kasinungalingan.”
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“Baliwala ang salita kung hindi mo rin lang naman
nararamdaman.”
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paniwalain ka sa malambing na kasinungalingan.”
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“Baliwala ang salita kung hindi mo rin lang naman
nararamdaman.”
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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 28
“Kahit friend lang kita..di ko makakayang saktan ka..because
if I hurt you..
Para ko na ring sinaktan
ang sarili ko.. and even for a while.. I share my life with you.”
One of the most significant lessons we can learn from real
life experience:
“Don’t be bad just because people around you are bad.
Don’t hurt people because you have been hurt by others.
And never allow circumstances change you into someone
different from the real you…”
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if I hurt you..
Para ko na ring sinaktan
ang sarili ko.. and even for a while.. I share my life with you.”
One of the most significant lessons we can learn from real
life experience:
“Don’t be bad just because people around you are bad.
Don’t hurt people because you have been hurt by others.
And never allow circumstances change you into someone
different from the real you…”
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 100
Girl: Sasagutin kita pag dalawang buwan na..
Boy: Cge maghihintay ako..
(after 2 months)
Boy: Sassagutin mo na ba ako?
Tumingin ka sa
bintana..
Boy: (tumingin nga)
Girl: Ilang buwan ang nakikita mo?
Boy: Isa
Girl: O, isa lang pala eh.. sabi ko pag dalawang buwan na!
Tanga!
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Boy: Cge maghihintay ako..
(after 2 months)
Boy: Sassagutin mo na ba ako?
Tumingin ka sa
bintana..
Boy: (tumingin nga)
Girl: Ilang buwan ang nakikita mo?
Boy: Isa
Girl: O, isa lang pala eh.. sabi ko pag dalawang buwan na!
Tanga!
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Love Quotes Text Messages 213
“You can tell if that person is special if no matter what
kind of mode you are in, that person can always manage to make you smile.”
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“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget
how you made them feel.”
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“Forgetting the feelings that you have for someone is one of
the things that could never be easy. After the long times of loving, here you
are now trying to forget but still loving in silent.”
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“A woman is like Bluetooth. If you are next to her, she
stays connected. If you go away, she finds new devices.
A man, whoever is like Wi-fi.
Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not
secured.”
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kind of mode you are in, that person can always manage to make you smile.”
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“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget
how you made them feel.”
________________________________________
“Forgetting the feelings that you have for someone is one of
the things that could never be easy. After the long times of loving, here you
are now trying to forget but still loving in silent.”
_______________________________________
“A woman is like Bluetooth. If you are next to her, she
stays connected. If you go away, she finds new devices.
A man, whoever is like Wi-fi.
Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not
secured.”
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 211
“We should not afraid to encounter risk. It is by taking
chances that we learn how to be brave…”
__________________________________
“If you’ll not correct them when they upset you, they will
never learn how to treat you with respect.”
________________________________
“Life is at its weakest when they are more doubts than
trust. But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust in spite of the
doubts.”
________________________________
“Before we were born in this world, GOD has already planned
who is the person who will be our partner to continue of the journey if our
life…”
_______________________________
“He is my medicine when I’m in pain, my smile when I’m sad, and
my handkerchief when I’m cry and my life when I’m dying.
Living with JESUS our LORD is the best life…”
_____________________________
“Most of the things that we desire are expensive, but the
truth is the things that are really satisfying us are free. It is laughter,
family, true friends, and most of all God’s love…”
______________________________
“The words “I love you” are first come from GOD...it is
holy…”
_______________________________
“Apologizing doesn’t always mean that you’re wrong and the
other is right.
Sometimes it only means that you just really value the
person so much more than your pride…”
_______________________________
“It is wonderful to get answers from prayers, but is even
more wonderful to let God mold you and make you into an answer to somebody’s
prayer.”
________________________________________
“If this day didn’t end up nice…just remember if GOD had
wanted this day perfect, then He would not needed to create tomorrow.”
_________________________________________
“In life, it’s really wiser not to expect but to hope,
because in expecting, you’re asking for disappointment while in hoping, you’re
inviting a surprise.
_________________________________________
GOD is the reason why even in pain we smile, even in sorrow
we believe, even in betrayal we trust and even in fear we continue to fight.”
________________________________________
“It’s nice to give your heart to GOD, because in him you
were always and forever in safe.”
_________________________________________
“How many chances does a person deserve to have?
It’s enough to make things right but not too much to ruin
the important of chance.”
_______________________________________
“Worry distracts your thinking destroy your work, disrupts
your poise and disfigures your face. Get rid of it! Why worry when you can pray
to GOD?”
________________________________________
“No matter how painful your decision has been. As long as
you can sleep will at night.
It means that you made the right choice…”
__________________________________________
“The simplest way to deal with love is to let your heart be
free to feel what it wants to feel.”
___________________________________________
“We can never go back and change what has been done, but we
can always earn the lesson learned to make things better next time.”
________________________________________
“When you feel alone and anxious like no one seems to go
with your hardships and sacrifices, be reminded that there’s someone who’s been
with you and will be with you through your journey.
He’s name is JESUS…
Nothing more in this world is satisfying when you’re with
Him”
________________________________________
“One good reason why we should pray:
God can do more in a second than what we can do for
ourselves in a lifetime…”
_________________________________________
The most humble statement we can say is:
“I am nothing without GOD”
And our most powerful statement is:
“With GOD I can do anything good.”
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chances that we learn how to be brave…”
__________________________________
“If you’ll not correct them when they upset you, they will
never learn how to treat you with respect.”
________________________________
“Life is at its weakest when they are more doubts than
trust. But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust in spite of the
doubts.”
________________________________
“Before we were born in this world, GOD has already planned
who is the person who will be our partner to continue of the journey if our
life…”
_______________________________
“He is my medicine when I’m in pain, my smile when I’m sad, and
my handkerchief when I’m cry and my life when I’m dying.
Living with JESUS our LORD is the best life…”
_____________________________
“Most of the things that we desire are expensive, but the
truth is the things that are really satisfying us are free. It is laughter,
family, true friends, and most of all God’s love…”
______________________________
“The words “I love you” are first come from GOD...it is
holy…”
_______________________________
“Apologizing doesn’t always mean that you’re wrong and the
other is right.
Sometimes it only means that you just really value the
person so much more than your pride…”
_______________________________
“It is wonderful to get answers from prayers, but is even
more wonderful to let God mold you and make you into an answer to somebody’s
prayer.”
________________________________________
“If this day didn’t end up nice…just remember if GOD had
wanted this day perfect, then He would not needed to create tomorrow.”
_________________________________________
“In life, it’s really wiser not to expect but to hope,
because in expecting, you’re asking for disappointment while in hoping, you’re
inviting a surprise.
_________________________________________
GOD is the reason why even in pain we smile, even in sorrow
we believe, even in betrayal we trust and even in fear we continue to fight.”
________________________________________
“It’s nice to give your heart to GOD, because in him you
were always and forever in safe.”
_________________________________________
“How many chances does a person deserve to have?
It’s enough to make things right but not too much to ruin
the important of chance.”
_______________________________________
“Worry distracts your thinking destroy your work, disrupts
your poise and disfigures your face. Get rid of it! Why worry when you can pray
to GOD?”
________________________________________
“No matter how painful your decision has been. As long as
you can sleep will at night.
It means that you made the right choice…”
__________________________________________
“The simplest way to deal with love is to let your heart be
free to feel what it wants to feel.”
___________________________________________
“We can never go back and change what has been done, but we
can always earn the lesson learned to make things better next time.”
________________________________________
“When you feel alone and anxious like no one seems to go
with your hardships and sacrifices, be reminded that there’s someone who’s been
with you and will be with you through your journey.
He’s name is JESUS…
Nothing more in this world is satisfying when you’re with
Him”
________________________________________
“One good reason why we should pray:
God can do more in a second than what we can do for
ourselves in a lifetime…”
_________________________________________
The most humble statement we can say is:
“I am nothing without GOD”
And our most powerful statement is:
“With GOD I can do anything good.”
__________________________________________
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 128
“Dapat bang akong nugmiti dahil magkaibigan tayo?
O dapat ba akong malungkot dahil hanggang dun lang tayo?”
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“When someone you love may bf\gf na, don’t be sad..
Kung sa teleserye nasa huli talaga ang mga bida.
Don’t give up, wait ka lang, sa huli maging sayo rin siya..
Walang thrilling ang drama kung sa umpisa pa lang
magkatuluyan na kayo diba?
Pero kung sa huli sila pa rin, wag kang mag alala. Meron
pang part two diba?”
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“Maagaw man sa akin ang taong pinakamamahal ko, hindi ako
iiyak, pababayaan ko lang siya..
Simple lang naman eh, sasama ba siya sa iba kung ako talaga
ang mahal niya?
Is apa, maghahanap ba siya ng iba kung ako talag ang gusto
niya?
Tama diba?
Bakit ko pa pag aaksiyahan ang isang tao na alam ko naman na
hindi ako kayang ipaglaban?
Masakit tanggapin ang katotohanan, pero mas masakit ang mag
tanga tangahan.”
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“Walang dahilan para hindi ka magmahal ulit..
Kung nabigo ka sa una at nasaktan sa pangalawa, malay mo sa
pangatlo tadhana mo na.”
___________________________________________
“Piliin mo yung taong
kayang mag effort na makausap ka. Hindi yung taong naalala ka lang pag no
choice na siya.”
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GF: Hawakan mo naman ako nag mahigpit oh..
BF: ha? Nagtataka at hinawakan ang kamay) bakit?
GF: kasi nahuhulog na ako sa iba..
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“Minsan tinanong ko sa sarili ko..
Bakit namimis ko siya?
Bakit concern ako sa kanya?
Bakit kailangan ko siya itxt?
Pero, sabi ng isip ko,
Simple lang..
kc mahal ko siya..”
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“Mahalin man tayo ng tao sa buong mundo..
Iba pa rin pag minahal tayo ng taong gusto natin..”
_______________________________________________
“Kapag tumahimik madaming ibig sabihin yun..
Baka galit o kaya naman baka wala na talaga masabi..
Pero ito ang pinakamadalas..
“Nagseselos.”
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“Kung mahal mo ang isang tao ipadama mo ang pagmamahal mo sa
kanya pero wag by quotes. Bakit?
Dahil yung ipapasa mo sa kanya ipapasa niya sa taong mas
mahal niya..
Sakit diba?”
_________________________________________________
O dapat ba akong malungkot dahil hanggang dun lang tayo?”
_________________________________________
“When someone you love may bf\gf na, don’t be sad..
Kung sa teleserye nasa huli talaga ang mga bida.
Don’t give up, wait ka lang, sa huli maging sayo rin siya..
Walang thrilling ang drama kung sa umpisa pa lang
magkatuluyan na kayo diba?
Pero kung sa huli sila pa rin, wag kang mag alala. Meron
pang part two diba?”
________________________________________
“Maagaw man sa akin ang taong pinakamamahal ko, hindi ako
iiyak, pababayaan ko lang siya..
Simple lang naman eh, sasama ba siya sa iba kung ako talaga
ang mahal niya?
Is apa, maghahanap ba siya ng iba kung ako talag ang gusto
niya?
Tama diba?
Bakit ko pa pag aaksiyahan ang isang tao na alam ko naman na
hindi ako kayang ipaglaban?
Masakit tanggapin ang katotohanan, pero mas masakit ang mag
tanga tangahan.”
_________________________________________
“Walang dahilan para hindi ka magmahal ulit..
Kung nabigo ka sa una at nasaktan sa pangalawa, malay mo sa
pangatlo tadhana mo na.”
___________________________________________
“Piliin mo yung taong
kayang mag effort na makausap ka. Hindi yung taong naalala ka lang pag no
choice na siya.”
___________________________________________
GF: Hawakan mo naman ako nag mahigpit oh..
BF: ha? Nagtataka at hinawakan ang kamay) bakit?
GF: kasi nahuhulog na ako sa iba..
_____________________________________________
“Minsan tinanong ko sa sarili ko..
Bakit namimis ko siya?
Bakit concern ako sa kanya?
Bakit kailangan ko siya itxt?
Pero, sabi ng isip ko,
Simple lang..
kc mahal ko siya..”
_______________________________________________
“Mahalin man tayo ng tao sa buong mundo..
Iba pa rin pag minahal tayo ng taong gusto natin..”
_______________________________________________
“Kapag tumahimik madaming ibig sabihin yun..
Baka galit o kaya naman baka wala na talaga masabi..
Pero ito ang pinakamadalas..
“Nagseselos.”
_________________________________________________
“Kung mahal mo ang isang tao ipadama mo ang pagmamahal mo sa
kanya pero wag by quotes. Bakit?
Dahil yung ipapasa mo sa kanya ipapasa niya sa taong mas
mahal niya..
Sakit diba?”
_________________________________________________
Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 116
Titser: kung kinsa ang makatubag sa akong sunod nga
pangutana kay makauli og una.
(gilabay sa usa
ka bata ang iyang bag sa gawas)
Titser:ui. Kinsa tong bag?!
Bata:ako maam! Yehey! Uli na ko..
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pangutana kay makauli og una.
(gilabay sa usa
ka bata ang iyang bag sa gawas)
Titser:ui. Kinsa tong bag?!
Bata:ako maam! Yehey! Uli na ko..
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Love Quotes Text Messages 212
“Sometimes, it’s easy to show them that you’re okay.
It’s easy to smile even if you’re in pain.
You know what’s hard?
It’s when you’re lying in bed forcing yourself to sleep even
if your eyes wanna burst out the tears.”
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“The hardest torture you could ever do to your heart is to
let go of someone during the time you love him\her the most.”
___________________________________________
“We prefer to be single yet inspired. Rather than being
committed but everything is complicated.”
____________________________________________
“Always try to be more sensitive about peoples feeling. It
is because there are times that a tear means happiness and a smile means hurt.”
___________________________________________
“You can crop me out of the pictures we can talk together,
but you can never crop me out of the memories we shared.”
____________________________________________
“If you love someone, be a warrior, fight for it!
But, if someone loves somebody else be a shoulder, give
him\her a comfort…”
_____________________________________________
“Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me they love and
care for me. so that I wont waste my time believing in their sweet lies.”
_____________________________________________
“If someone lied to you, it always ends with two
conclusions.
It’s either:
It was for your own good, or you weren’t good enough to hear
the truth.”
___________________________________________
“Love is spoken not by the tongue, but by the heart. And
heart not by the ears but by the souls.”
____________________________________________
“The eye is the most dangerous part of the body.
Want to know why?
It because a severe contact with another eye can make you
fall in temptation!”
___________________________________________
There’s a technique in love between the bf and gf.
We follow the rule “love one another”
And if doesn’t work, just swap the last two words “ love
another one”.
___________________________________________
“Stay with the person who promises nothing to you, but
willing to make you happy and are being valued like no another.”
___________________________________________
“No matter how busy a guy’s day is, he will do anything to
get hold of you by any means and that if you’re one of his priorities.”
__________________________________________
“I want to be an angel flying around you. Even if you don’t
know that I exist, and you don’t know that I care, though it is seems that way,
its okay…I’m happy being silent in part of you.”
__________________________________________
“How I wish my eyes could speak, so that in just one look I
could explain everything.”
__________________________________________
“Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world;
they love the girl who can make his world the most beautiful.”
_________________________________________
“Sometimes we miss the messages we used to get from someone.
We miss the talks with them we used to have.
We miss the day that we were with them together.”
____________________________________________________
“The only way to keep someone smiling is keep reminding them
that they are not forgotten.”
____________________________________________________
“Hold people like it are the last time you’ll ever see them.
And when they go, don’t make reason for them to stay, make reason for them to
return.”
__________________________________________________
It’s easy to smile even if you’re in pain.
You know what’s hard?
It’s when you’re lying in bed forcing yourself to sleep even
if your eyes wanna burst out the tears.”
__________________________________________
“The hardest torture you could ever do to your heart is to
let go of someone during the time you love him\her the most.”
___________________________________________
“We prefer to be single yet inspired. Rather than being
committed but everything is complicated.”
____________________________________________
“Always try to be more sensitive about peoples feeling. It
is because there are times that a tear means happiness and a smile means hurt.”
___________________________________________
“You can crop me out of the pictures we can talk together,
but you can never crop me out of the memories we shared.”
____________________________________________
“If you love someone, be a warrior, fight for it!
But, if someone loves somebody else be a shoulder, give
him\her a comfort…”
_____________________________________________
“Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me they love and
care for me. so that I wont waste my time believing in their sweet lies.”
_____________________________________________
“If someone lied to you, it always ends with two
conclusions.
It’s either:
It was for your own good, or you weren’t good enough to hear
the truth.”
___________________________________________
“Love is spoken not by the tongue, but by the heart. And
heart not by the ears but by the souls.”
____________________________________________
“The eye is the most dangerous part of the body.
Want to know why?
It because a severe contact with another eye can make you
fall in temptation!”
___________________________________________
There’s a technique in love between the bf and gf.
We follow the rule “love one another”
And if doesn’t work, just swap the last two words “ love
another one”.
___________________________________________
“Stay with the person who promises nothing to you, but
willing to make you happy and are being valued like no another.”
___________________________________________
“No matter how busy a guy’s day is, he will do anything to
get hold of you by any means and that if you’re one of his priorities.”
__________________________________________
“I want to be an angel flying around you. Even if you don’t
know that I exist, and you don’t know that I care, though it is seems that way,
its okay…I’m happy being silent in part of you.”
__________________________________________
“How I wish my eyes could speak, so that in just one look I
could explain everything.”
__________________________________________
“Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world;
they love the girl who can make his world the most beautiful.”
_________________________________________
“Sometimes we miss the messages we used to get from someone.
We miss the talks with them we used to have.
We miss the day that we were with them together.”
____________________________________________________
“The only way to keep someone smiling is keep reminding them
that they are not forgotten.”
____________________________________________________
“Hold people like it are the last time you’ll ever see them.
And when they go, don’t make reason for them to stay, make reason for them to
return.”
__________________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 210
“Don’t expect any thing from life expectations hurt. When
you don’t expect every moment is a surprise and every surprise brings
happiness.”
_____________________________________
“The best day to walk each day is not walking with new shoes
but walking with JESUS…walk not only by feet but by faith.”
____________________________________
“GOD writes with a pen that never blots speak with a tongue
that never sleeps, and acts with a hand that never fails.
Trust Him he knows best.”
_____________________________________
“A blind boy is waiting for someone to drop a coin in his
can.
He had a board beside him written:
“I’m blind, please feel pity on me.”
A man came and dropped the coin and erased what is written
on the board.
Soon the boy heard a lot of coin being dropped in his can.
The boy wondered and asked someone to read what is on the board.
It’s says!
“Today is a beautiful day, too bad I can’t see it.”
Lesson?
Appreciate life…”
______________________________________
“When we are in deep trials sometimes we want to give up and
not to move on, but GOD said…
“I am bigger than your problem. Rise up and move on. I will
lift you up.”.”
________________________________________
“Seeing the beautiful sunshine in the morning reminds me
that we’re living in a world where great miracles can still happen.”
_______________________________________
“Not everything you wanted and worked hard for is always
mean to be yours.
Somehow lose. But when you lose, there will come a better
time that more than anything.”
______________________________________
In a street accident, a woman tried to help the victim but
suddenly a nurse came in and said, “Miss, excuse me! please step back! I’ve had
a course in first aid and I’m trained in giving CPR.”
The woman stepped aside and watched the procedure and said,
“If you need a doctor I ‘m just at your back.”
Lesson:
Humility counts, stay humble… GOD said be humble and He will
raise you up.”
Apply this verse [John 3:30]
________________________________________
“Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we
want to be seen by others. But stolen shot are better they capture who we
really are…”
________________________________________
“Sometimes, we must be strong although it’s painful.
We must open our eyes and see the truth that we are no
longer love by someone.
We must let them see that we alone can stand between our two
legs.”
_______________________________________
“Be not afraid of endings for beyond endings are the new
beginnings.
We may lose the good but we will find the better.
We may lose the better but we will find the best.”
_______________________________________
you don’t expect every moment is a surprise and every surprise brings
happiness.”
_____________________________________
“The best day to walk each day is not walking with new shoes
but walking with JESUS…walk not only by feet but by faith.”
____________________________________
“GOD writes with a pen that never blots speak with a tongue
that never sleeps, and acts with a hand that never fails.
Trust Him he knows best.”
_____________________________________
“A blind boy is waiting for someone to drop a coin in his
can.
He had a board beside him written:
“I’m blind, please feel pity on me.”
A man came and dropped the coin and erased what is written
on the board.
Soon the boy heard a lot of coin being dropped in his can.
The boy wondered and asked someone to read what is on the board.
It’s says!
“Today is a beautiful day, too bad I can’t see it.”
Lesson?
Appreciate life…”
______________________________________
“When we are in deep trials sometimes we want to give up and
not to move on, but GOD said…
“I am bigger than your problem. Rise up and move on. I will
lift you up.”.”
________________________________________
“Seeing the beautiful sunshine in the morning reminds me
that we’re living in a world where great miracles can still happen.”
_______________________________________
“Not everything you wanted and worked hard for is always
mean to be yours.
Somehow lose. But when you lose, there will come a better
time that more than anything.”
______________________________________
In a street accident, a woman tried to help the victim but
suddenly a nurse came in and said, “Miss, excuse me! please step back! I’ve had
a course in first aid and I’m trained in giving CPR.”
The woman stepped aside and watched the procedure and said,
“If you need a doctor I ‘m just at your back.”
Lesson:
Humility counts, stay humble… GOD said be humble and He will
raise you up.”
Apply this verse [John 3:30]
________________________________________
“Attitude is like posing for pictures. We pose the way we
want to be seen by others. But stolen shot are better they capture who we
really are…”
________________________________________
“Sometimes, we must be strong although it’s painful.
We must open our eyes and see the truth that we are no
longer love by someone.
We must let them see that we alone can stand between our two
legs.”
_______________________________________
“Be not afraid of endings for beyond endings are the new
beginnings.
We may lose the good but we will find the better.
We may lose the better but we will find the best.”
_______________________________________
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Visayan Green Jokes Quotes Text Messages 1
BANA: tab-ang ang kape, bugnaw ang kan-on, lasaw
ang sabaw! Unsaon man pgakagana nato ini?
ASAWA: Sobra na ka ha! nireklamo bako gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?
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ang sabaw! Unsaon man pgakagana nato ini?
ASAWA: Sobra na ka ha! nireklamo bako gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?
_________________________________________________________
Jokes Quotes Text Messages 60
It's really hard to see people CHANGE...
Especially ....when they CHANGE their clothes
in front of you..:D
___________________________________
Especially ....when they CHANGE their clothes
in front of you..:D
___________________________________
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 127
"Wag mo masyadong mahalin ang isang tao at ibigay sa
kanya ang lahat....
tandaan mo,
Lahat ng umaapaw
MASASAYANG!"
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kanya ang lahat....
tandaan mo,
Lahat ng umaapaw
MASASAYANG!"
_________________________________________
Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 115
APO: Lo, adto sakog city kay makig "moni" sa akong mga frens....
LOLO: unsay "moni" dong?
APO: inom gud Lo.
LOLO: mao diay na? ma "SM" mn sab tah.
APO: unsay " SM " lo?
LOLO: SUYA MUCH! ;>
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LOLO: unsay "moni" dong?
APO: inom gud Lo.
LOLO: mao diay na? ma "SM" mn sab tah.
APO: unsay " SM " lo?
LOLO: SUYA MUCH! ;>
_____________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 209
God's hand is upon u today.
Touching ur life w/ joy, blessing ur heart with
love and comforting ur soul w/ peace.
_____________________________
Safety is found not in the absense of danger,
but in the presence of GOD.
_____________________________
Never give up on something you really want.
Remember: it's difficult to wait but more
difficult to regret...
______________________________
Touching ur life w/ joy, blessing ur heart with
love and comforting ur soul w/ peace.
_____________________________
Safety is found not in the absense of danger,
but in the presence of GOD.
_____________________________
Never give up on something you really want.
Remember: it's difficult to wait but more
difficult to regret...
______________________________
Love Quotes Text Messages 211
Appreciate someone's effort in doing special things for you
to be happy...
because you'll never know it will be his/her chance to do it.
___________________________________
Nothing is hard if the heart has LOVE
Nothing is impossible when the heart
UNDERSTANDS;
And nothing is heavy, when "GOD"
is in your;
HEART!
____________________________________
It hurts 2 h ope for some1 who's already happy
with someone else
but what hurts most is when you own the person
person yet she secretly loving someone else.
________________________________________
what's hard about being strong?
nobody cares to ask if your hurt
________________________________________
Sometimes LOVE is unfair, magmahal ka
masasaktan ka, itatago mo! masasaktan ka.
pro lam mo kugn ano maganda sa LOVE? maging
matatag ka na...
_________________________________________
Its not about having a perfect relationship..
but its finding someone who matches you & would
go through everything w/o giving u up..
_________________________________________
Never let go of anyone you couldn't go a day
w/o thinking about.
there might be a very good reason, why they're always
on your mind.
sometimes it's the brain that knows too well,
what the heart tries to deny.
__________________________________________
to be happy...
because you'll never know it will be his/her chance to do it.
___________________________________
Nothing is hard if the heart has LOVE
Nothing is impossible when the heart
UNDERSTANDS;
And nothing is heavy, when "GOD"
is in your;
HEART!
____________________________________
It hurts 2 h ope for some1 who's already happy
with someone else
but what hurts most is when you own the person
person yet she secretly loving someone else.
________________________________________
what's hard about being strong?
nobody cares to ask if your hurt
________________________________________
Sometimes LOVE is unfair, magmahal ka
masasaktan ka, itatago mo! masasaktan ka.
pro lam mo kugn ano maganda sa LOVE? maging
matatag ka na...
_________________________________________
Its not about having a perfect relationship..
but its finding someone who matches you & would
go through everything w/o giving u up..
_________________________________________
Never let go of anyone you couldn't go a day
w/o thinking about.
there might be a very good reason, why they're always
on your mind.
sometimes it's the brain that knows too well,
what the heart tries to deny.
__________________________________________
Friendship Quotes Text Messages 80
I'll 4ever cherish d friendship u have given me.
I'll hold 8 close 4ever next 2 my heart.
We may haven't gone a long way. but i hope well be friends 4ever..
____________________________________________
Friendship is a collection of heart's
ready to give, share & understand,
it never fades & never ends"
it only remind us life is not perfect
without a FRIENDS..
_____________________________________________
Some friends are remembered because
of their smile, some friends are remembered
because of their style. But you are remembered
because you are so nice 2 remember.
_____________________________________________
When we share laughter, it's twice the fun. When we share
problems, it's half the pain. When we share tears, a rainbow follows
the rain. When we share secrets, it is our hearts we reveal.
You see, what draws everybody closer and makes us all care is not
what we have, but the things we share
_____________________________________________
Knowing you have always been a mystery,
i couldn't even understand how we ever becum like this..
but 4 watever reason, I'm thankful 4 d countless times
YOU made ME smile. =)
_____________________________________________
I'll hold 8 close 4ever next 2 my heart.
We may haven't gone a long way. but i hope well be friends 4ever..
____________________________________________
Friendship is a collection of heart's
ready to give, share & understand,
it never fades & never ends"
it only remind us life is not perfect
without a FRIENDS..
_____________________________________________
Some friends are remembered because
of their smile, some friends are remembered
because of their style. But you are remembered
because you are so nice 2 remember.
_____________________________________________
When we share laughter, it's twice the fun. When we share
problems, it's half the pain. When we share tears, a rainbow follows
the rain. When we share secrets, it is our hearts we reveal.
You see, what draws everybody closer and makes us all care is not
what we have, but the things we share
_____________________________________________
Knowing you have always been a mystery,
i couldn't even understand how we ever becum like this..
but 4 watever reason, I'm thankful 4 d countless times
YOU made ME smile. =)
_____________________________________________
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 208
“Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in s large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
In short:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.”
_____________________________________________
“In a world of noise and rush, someone stands silently behind…
He always watches us with love. Reaching out His hand and faithfully whenever we are tired, weak or disappointed. Our life is blessed by the beautiful truth that we are loved without measure by an awesome “GOD”.”
_____________________________________________
“In a world of noise and rush, someone stands silently behind…
He always watches us with love. Reaching out His hand and faithfully whenever we are tired, weak or disappointed. Our life is blessed by the beautiful truth that we are loved without measure by an awesome “GOD”.”
_____________________________________________
“You know what makes life confusing?
It’s when you can’t determine if things are signs for you to give up or just tests to see if you can hold for long.”
____________________________________________
“We are weak but our GOD is strong.
We don’t have all but we have HIM.
Though we are tired, we know He’s not tired of loving us.
And that’s enough inspiration for us to face each day, because we are someone imperfect but loved by a perfect GOD.”
_____________________________________________
“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life..”
-Charles Darwin-
_____________________________________________
do u know why GOD keeps on extending your life up to this moment
Its not b-coz u need it,but b-coz someone else needs u
_____________________________________________
In short:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.”
_____________________________________________
“In a world of noise and rush, someone stands silently behind…
He always watches us with love. Reaching out His hand and faithfully whenever we are tired, weak or disappointed. Our life is blessed by the beautiful truth that we are loved without measure by an awesome “GOD”.”
_____________________________________________
“In a world of noise and rush, someone stands silently behind…
He always watches us with love. Reaching out His hand and faithfully whenever we are tired, weak or disappointed. Our life is blessed by the beautiful truth that we are loved without measure by an awesome “GOD”.”
_____________________________________________
“You know what makes life confusing?
It’s when you can’t determine if things are signs for you to give up or just tests to see if you can hold for long.”
____________________________________________
“We are weak but our GOD is strong.
We don’t have all but we have HIM.
Though we are tired, we know He’s not tired of loving us.
And that’s enough inspiration for us to face each day, because we are someone imperfect but loved by a perfect GOD.”
_____________________________________________
“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life..”
-Charles Darwin-
_____________________________________________
do u know why GOD keeps on extending your life up to this moment
Its not b-coz u need it,but b-coz someone else needs u
_____________________________________________
Love Quotes Text Messages 210
“Too many lies can weaken one’s trust…
Too much betrayal can cause a person to be afraid…
And the sad truth is…too much pain felt by a loving heart can cause it to freeze, ‘till it goes numb by the very long time pain…”
____________________________________________
“Sometimes, you just have to stop expecting.
Stop looking forward to certain things.
It is because the unexplainable happiness you feel when it comes to your mind might be as painful as it is when it won’t happen again.”
_____________________________________________
“Every relationship has its own story. It might be good or might be bad.
It might have happiness or more with sorrow. But you are the author; you can end up with tears or with smile.”
______________________________________________
“Knowing that you’ve been love by someone makes every morning worth getting up for.”
______________________________________________
“Saying “I MISS YOU” means the same with “I LOVE YOU”
Coz logical speaking:
Missing someone would not probably exist without love.”
_______________________________________________
why do u always look 4 someone perfect
when wat u really need is someone real
_______________________________________________
Too much betrayal can cause a person to be afraid…
And the sad truth is…too much pain felt by a loving heart can cause it to freeze, ‘till it goes numb by the very long time pain…”
____________________________________________
“Sometimes, you just have to stop expecting.
Stop looking forward to certain things.
It is because the unexplainable happiness you feel when it comes to your mind might be as painful as it is when it won’t happen again.”
_____________________________________________
“Every relationship has its own story. It might be good or might be bad.
It might have happiness or more with sorrow. But you are the author; you can end up with tears or with smile.”
______________________________________________
“Knowing that you’ve been love by someone makes every morning worth getting up for.”
______________________________________________
“Saying “I MISS YOU” means the same with “I LOVE YOU”
Coz logical speaking:
Missing someone would not probably exist without love.”
_______________________________________________
why do u always look 4 someone perfect
when wat u really need is someone real
_______________________________________________
Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 22
“Ang TSIMIS parang history lang yan.
Pinapaniwalaan kahit hindi naman nasaksihan.”
_____________________________________
Pinapaniwalaan kahit hindi naman nasaksihan.”
_____________________________________
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 126
“Mahirap talaga kapag mabait ang karelasyon mo..
Dahil kapag nag away kayo..
For sure kasalanan mo.”
__________________________________________
“Hindi lahat nang pinapakita niya sayo ay totoo,
Minsan sinasakyan niya klang ang kaligayahan mo.”
__________________________________________
“Hirap maging masaya kung ang mahal mo ay di mo kasama.”
__________________________________________
Ang malabong relasyon ay parang “HOLDiNG HANDS”.
Plit mong hinahawakan ang kamay niya habang siya pala,
“hinihintay na kang na BUMitAW ka”.
___________________________________________
Ratio of a good relationship..
Pag rich BF : Happy si GF
Kung sexy GF : Contented BF
Smart GF : Under ang BF
Handsome BF : Problematic GF
Beautiful GF : Proud BF
Athletic BF : So many GF
Talented BF : Inlove GF
____________________________________________
“Alam ko namang anak ka ng mama at papa mo,
Pero baka gusto mo ring maging anak ng mama at papa ko?”
___________________________________________
“Nasa isipan ko na wag akong maniwala sayo dahil baka hindi totoo ang lahat ng mga sinasabi mo, pero ang puso ko kusang naniniwala sayo..
Paano kung ang puso ko ay kumukupas na masasabi ko pa bang
“mamahalin pa ba kita?”
___________________________________________
“Bago mo sabihin na ayaw mo sa kanya,
Siguraduhin mo munang handa ka ng Makita siyang hawak ng iba.”
___________________________________________
“Minsan lang dumating sa atin, ang taong magmamahal sa atin ng tunay kaya sana pag dumating na ang taong yun ingatan mo, alagaan mo rin siya gaya ng pagmamahal niya sayo.”
___________________________________________
“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life..”
-Charles Darwin-
___________________________________________
"Di dahilan ang pagiging BROKEN para gaguhin ang buhay.
Eh ano kung IWAN nila ako?
I CAN LIVE on my own..
without those
STUPID USERS and DAMN LIERS!"
____________________________________________
Sweet Break-up:
Girl: Break muna tayo ah,kaylangan kong magconcentrate s mga studies ko eh
Boy: Sige,pero siguraduhn mong wla kng bgsak,kundi..
-
-
-
-
-
Tau uLit ♥
_______________________________________________
mahirap pag nakalimutan mo ang
dapat tandaan pero mas mahirap
pag lagi mong natatandaan ang
dapat mo ng kalimutan
_______________________________________________
aanhin mo ang GWAPO?
kung masisira naman GANDA mo sa kakaicip kung ilan kayong ginaGAGO
_______________________________________________
Sa likod ng mga ngiti ko my mga luha
sa likod ng mga biro ko nagtatago ang problema
hindi man ako laging 2nay na masaya
sana malapitan kita pag di ko n kaya
________________________________________________
sabi nila mali daw mag mahal ng sobra
mali din daw ang kulang
kailangan daw yung tama lang
panu nga ba mag mahal ng tama
kung ang alam kung tama ay higit pa sa sobra
________________________________________________
Dahil kapag nag away kayo..
For sure kasalanan mo.”
__________________________________________
“Hindi lahat nang pinapakita niya sayo ay totoo,
Minsan sinasakyan niya klang ang kaligayahan mo.”
__________________________________________
“Hirap maging masaya kung ang mahal mo ay di mo kasama.”
__________________________________________
Ang malabong relasyon ay parang “HOLDiNG HANDS”.
Plit mong hinahawakan ang kamay niya habang siya pala,
“hinihintay na kang na BUMitAW ka”.
___________________________________________
Ratio of a good relationship..
Pag rich BF : Happy si GF
Kung sexy GF : Contented BF
Smart GF : Under ang BF
Handsome BF : Problematic GF
Beautiful GF : Proud BF
Athletic BF : So many GF
Talented BF : Inlove GF
____________________________________________
“Alam ko namang anak ka ng mama at papa mo,
Pero baka gusto mo ring maging anak ng mama at papa ko?”
___________________________________________
“Nasa isipan ko na wag akong maniwala sayo dahil baka hindi totoo ang lahat ng mga sinasabi mo, pero ang puso ko kusang naniniwala sayo..
Paano kung ang puso ko ay kumukupas na masasabi ko pa bang
“mamahalin pa ba kita?”
___________________________________________
“Bago mo sabihin na ayaw mo sa kanya,
Siguraduhin mo munang handa ka ng Makita siyang hawak ng iba.”
___________________________________________
“Minsan lang dumating sa atin, ang taong magmamahal sa atin ng tunay kaya sana pag dumating na ang taong yun ingatan mo, alagaan mo rin siya gaya ng pagmamahal niya sayo.”
___________________________________________
“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life..”
-Charles Darwin-
___________________________________________
"Di dahilan ang pagiging BROKEN para gaguhin ang buhay.
Eh ano kung IWAN nila ako?
I CAN LIVE on my own..
without those
STUPID USERS and DAMN LIERS!"
____________________________________________
Sweet Break-up:
Girl: Break muna tayo ah,kaylangan kong magconcentrate s mga studies ko eh
Boy: Sige,pero siguraduhn mong wla kng bgsak,kundi..
-
-
-
-
-
Tau uLit ♥
_______________________________________________
mahirap pag nakalimutan mo ang
dapat tandaan pero mas mahirap
pag lagi mong natatandaan ang
dapat mo ng kalimutan
_______________________________________________
aanhin mo ang GWAPO?
kung masisira naman GANDA mo sa kakaicip kung ilan kayong ginaGAGO
_______________________________________________
Sa likod ng mga ngiti ko my mga luha
sa likod ng mga biro ko nagtatago ang problema
hindi man ako laging 2nay na masaya
sana malapitan kita pag di ko n kaya
________________________________________________
sabi nila mali daw mag mahal ng sobra
mali din daw ang kulang
kailangan daw yung tama lang
panu nga ba mag mahal ng tama
kung ang alam kung tama ay higit pa sa sobra
________________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 207
“Pretentious are just like cross stitch pieces…
Pretty in front, but twisted and messed up at the back.”
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“A simple talk can save a millions of relationship.
In this world if and only if both sides will be open to make things right…”
_________________________________________
“Our lives are like a books and each day is a page…
We can’t erase what has already been written, but we can always try to lake the next page better.”
________________________________________
“God has made life so good that even if we don’t exactly get what we want, we realized that what HE has given us is actually the best for us.”
________________________________________
“When a song ends, you could just repeat it every time you like.
When the movie ends, you can just wait after the trailers, to start it again.
When the rain ends, sure it’ll come back again.
But when special moments have gone, you don’t even know if you can’t rewind it, or hope for it to happen again.
There’s nothing in this world as precious as time. So give more attention and love to GOD…”
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“Do you know what the sweetest-time of the day is?
It’s when you pray…
Do you want to know why?
It’s because you are talking to one who love you most…you are talking to our Lord Jesus Christ…”
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“Never believe that lines on your hand predicts about your future, because people who don’t have hands also have a future.”
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“Someone told me, “You have changed a lot.”
Then I said, “Nope I did not change I just grew up. That’s it.”.”
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“Life is not about looking back and wishing that today is the sane with the past.
Life is about moving on, accepting changes and looking forward to what makes you stronger and more complete. It’s because it’s never too late to have the life, and never to o late to change one.”
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“In my dreams tour my life.
But in my life you’re just a dream.”
“GOD is the author of life.
He is the reason why certain things were allowed to happen.
He holds destiny.
He knows when.
He knows why.
He knows you perfectly.
He made you.
So when your life is all mixed up and things get heavier, trust HIM.
HE makes all things beautiful in HIS time…”
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“If one day, will be taken away from you, give it up.
But never give up the last thing you can have:
Your relationship with GOD, for in due time, it may seem the very least you have, but GOD sees it as the greatest…”
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“Sometimes, things changed. Plans fail, joy fades.
You begin to ask why?
But when you looked beyond, you’ll see GOD has a better plan. It just takes time.”
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Pretty in front, but twisted and messed up at the back.”
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“A simple talk can save a millions of relationship.
In this world if and only if both sides will be open to make things right…”
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“Our lives are like a books and each day is a page…
We can’t erase what has already been written, but we can always try to lake the next page better.”
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“God has made life so good that even if we don’t exactly get what we want, we realized that what HE has given us is actually the best for us.”
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“When a song ends, you could just repeat it every time you like.
When the movie ends, you can just wait after the trailers, to start it again.
When the rain ends, sure it’ll come back again.
But when special moments have gone, you don’t even know if you can’t rewind it, or hope for it to happen again.
There’s nothing in this world as precious as time. So give more attention and love to GOD…”
__________________________________________
“Do you know what the sweetest-time of the day is?
It’s when you pray…
Do you want to know why?
It’s because you are talking to one who love you most…you are talking to our Lord Jesus Christ…”
___________________________________________
“Never believe that lines on your hand predicts about your future, because people who don’t have hands also have a future.”
____________________________________________
“Someone told me, “You have changed a lot.”
Then I said, “Nope I did not change I just grew up. That’s it.”.”
____________________________________________
“Life is not about looking back and wishing that today is the sane with the past.
Life is about moving on, accepting changes and looking forward to what makes you stronger and more complete. It’s because it’s never too late to have the life, and never to o late to change one.”
_____________________________________________
“In my dreams tour my life.
But in my life you’re just a dream.”
“GOD is the author of life.
He is the reason why certain things were allowed to happen.
He holds destiny.
He knows when.
He knows why.
He knows you perfectly.
He made you.
So when your life is all mixed up and things get heavier, trust HIM.
HE makes all things beautiful in HIS time…”
_________________________________________________
“If one day, will be taken away from you, give it up.
But never give up the last thing you can have:
Your relationship with GOD, for in due time, it may seem the very least you have, but GOD sees it as the greatest…”
____________________________________________________
“Sometimes, things changed. Plans fail, joy fades.
You begin to ask why?
But when you looked beyond, you’ll see GOD has a better plan. It just takes time.”
__________________________________________________
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 99
BOY: yang kili kili mo parang cake.
GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Black forest.haha!
GIRL: grr.. yang face mo naman parang ice cream!
BOY: nakakatunaw?
GIRL:hindi, rocky road!haha!
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top 10 text na sadyang mahirap replayan:
1. ganun ba?!
2. ahh
3. ngek!
4. hmm..
5. hehe
6. haha.
7. ou nga..
8. awp/awh.
9. yup/yah.
At higit sa lahat,
10. K.
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Sa Mental Hospital..
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: "Titiradurin ko ang buwan!"
Doctor: Mags-stay ka pa ng 5 buwan! *5 months later*
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: Uuwi nako samin.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magt-trabaho ako.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Manliligaw ako ng babae.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magpapakasal kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Maghahanimun kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Hihiga kami sa kama.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Huhubarin ko damit, bra at panty niya.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Kukunin ko yung garter tapos gagawin kong tirador. At titiradurin ko ang buwan
HAHAHAHA :))
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GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Black forest.haha!
GIRL: grr.. yang face mo naman parang ice cream!
BOY: nakakatunaw?
GIRL:hindi, rocky road!haha!
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top 10 text na sadyang mahirap replayan:
1. ganun ba?!
2. ahh
3. ngek!
4. hmm..
5. hehe
6. haha.
7. ou nga..
8. awp/awh.
9. yup/yah.
At higit sa lahat,
10. K.
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Sa Mental Hospital..
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: "Titiradurin ko ang buwan!"
Doctor: Mags-stay ka pa ng 5 buwan! *5 months later*
Doctor: Anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng Mental?
Patient: Uuwi nako samin.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magt-trabaho ako.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Manliligaw ako ng babae.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Magpapakasal kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Maghahanimun kami.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Hihiga kami sa kama.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Huhubarin ko damit, bra at panty niya.
Doctor: Tapos?
Patient: Kukunin ko yung garter tapos gagawin kong tirador. At titiradurin ko ang buwan
HAHAHAHA :))
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 114
Akong crush ba, mura og ballpen..
Maguol ko kung di siya muagi…
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Maguol ko kung di siya muagi…
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 79
“Friends are like special gifts to us that we never discard or outgrow.
No can ever take their place. They are always welcome in the rooms of our heart. There, are the memories that never fade…”
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“Don’t just wear clothes that will make you look good; but wear those clothes that you are comfortable with.
Same with FRIENDS don’t go with the people that will make you feel famous, instead go with the people you can smile with without pretentious.”
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No can ever take their place. They are always welcome in the rooms of our heart. There, are the memories that never fade…”
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“Don’t just wear clothes that will make you look good; but wear those clothes that you are comfortable with.
Same with FRIENDS don’t go with the people that will make you feel famous, instead go with the people you can smile with without pretentious.”
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Friday, October 7, 2011
Friendship Quotes Text Messages 78
“Friendship is like the hand of the clock. Although we are in the same clock, we are not able to meet for long, and if we meet, it’s only for a few minutes. But the most important thing is we stay connected always. Tanks for being there…”
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Love Quotes Text Messages 209
“I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much.
But when I was so busy taking care of that heart I didn’t notice mine was bleeding…”
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“Never wish to find a perfect guy. A simple guy with a true love can give the feeling beyond perfection.”
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“It’s normal to miss someone when you’re alone and lonely.
But, missing someone when you’re busy and having fun.
That’s true affection.”
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“The next time I’ll fall in love, I want to fall for someone who will make me feel that loving him is the greatest decision I have ever made and not just another mistake.”
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“I don’t need billions of reasons why I love him…
It is because seeing him explains everything.”
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“When you need to let go of someone’s hand, don’t be afraid to be alone for a while.
Wait and be patient. It’s because someone in this world will find you soon, someone whose hand will fit yours.”
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“Heartbreak is an odd kind of pain because your not dying, you’re not even sick for all intents and purposes you’re perfectly fine yet inside your heart hurt so much that you can’t breathe, you can’t sleep and you can’t stop the tears from falling, you might eat too much or you might not eat at all. None smoker; light up, none drinkers find a bar, a broken heart is of the greatest equalizer.”
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“In love there I s no distance, because on the heart feel the words…not the eye or the holding of hands…”
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“Love is NOT a NOUN that names what you have.
Love is NEVER a PRONOUN to be able to replace something.
Love is must NOT be an ADJECTIVE to define a feeling.
Love is NOT an ADVERB to brag what you’ve done; nor a PREPOSITION to place where you want it to be.
It’s more than a CONJUNCTION to show a connection or an INTERJECTION to exaggerate what you feel.
LOVE is a VERB an action word to make it work you should do everything you can…”
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“Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesn’t love you?
It’s like waiting a boat at the airport.”
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But when I was so busy taking care of that heart I didn’t notice mine was bleeding…”
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“Never wish to find a perfect guy. A simple guy with a true love can give the feeling beyond perfection.”
_______________________________________
“It’s normal to miss someone when you’re alone and lonely.
But, missing someone when you’re busy and having fun.
That’s true affection.”
_______________________________________
“The next time I’ll fall in love, I want to fall for someone who will make me feel that loving him is the greatest decision I have ever made and not just another mistake.”
__________________________________________
“I don’t need billions of reasons why I love him…
It is because seeing him explains everything.”
_________________________________________
“When you need to let go of someone’s hand, don’t be afraid to be alone for a while.
Wait and be patient. It’s because someone in this world will find you soon, someone whose hand will fit yours.”
__________________________________________
“Heartbreak is an odd kind of pain because your not dying, you’re not even sick for all intents and purposes you’re perfectly fine yet inside your heart hurt so much that you can’t breathe, you can’t sleep and you can’t stop the tears from falling, you might eat too much or you might not eat at all. None smoker; light up, none drinkers find a bar, a broken heart is of the greatest equalizer.”
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“In love there I s no distance, because on the heart feel the words…not the eye or the holding of hands…”
_______________________________________
“Love is NOT a NOUN that names what you have.
Love is NEVER a PRONOUN to be able to replace something.
Love is must NOT be an ADJECTIVE to define a feeling.
Love is NOT an ADVERB to brag what you’ve done; nor a PREPOSITION to place where you want it to be.
It’s more than a CONJUNCTION to show a connection or an INTERJECTION to exaggerate what you feel.
LOVE is a VERB an action word to make it work you should do everything you can…”
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“Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesn’t love you?
It’s like waiting a boat at the airport.”
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 125
“Sa buhay marerealize mo na may dahilan kung bakit nakilala mo ang isang tao.
Yung iba, dumating para subukan ka.
Yung iba, para gamitin ka.
Yung iba para turuan ka.
At yung iba, dumating para malaman kung sino ka talaga.
Meron mang iba na dumating para saktan ka, at least natuto ka.
Kalimutan mo na yung taong hindi ka itinuturing ng tama.
Dun ka sa mga taong minamahal ka.
At nakikita kung gaano ka kahalaga.”
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“Kung lahat niyang ginagawa binibigyan niya ng meaning…
Lpit kna mging dictionary.”
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Sabi nila ang ADIK kapag nahuli sure makukulong..
Paano kung adik ako sayo?
Ikukulong mo ba ako sa puso mo?
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‘Sana isda ka na lang..
At tubig ako..
Para kahit anu mangyari sa ayaw o sa gusto mo hindi ka mabubuhay ng wala ako.’
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“Pwede mo ako lokohin pero wag ka papahuli sa akin.
Pwede mo ako palitan siguraduhin mo lang mas cute sa akin.
Pwede mo ako iwan, pero siguraduhin mo kaya mo.
Kasi pag ako sobra nasaktan, wala ka nang babalikan!”
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“When I lose someone I love..
ang sakit,
it was then I realized..
okay lang mawala ang taong minsan kong minahal..
wag lang ang taong binigay ng Panginoon sa akin ngaun para makasama ko sa pagharap sa panahon ay nagbibigay pag asa para sa kaligayahan ko ngaun.”
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“Di baling masaktan ka ng mahal mo..
Basta alam mo sa sarili mong hindi mo siya niloko.”
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“Naranasan ko nang mawala yung taong mahalaga sa buhay ko!
Natanggap ko nakaya ko,
Pero ookay lang kung mawala man yung mahalaga saakin noon..
Wag lang yung taong nagsisilbing buhay ko ngaun…”
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“Kapag dumating ang araw na ayaw mo na sa akin,
Sabihin mo lang!
Kaya kitang pakawalan, tatang gapin ko kung un rin lang..
Pero sana hayaan mong yakapin kita, habang sinasabi,
“sa akin ka babalik ha, pag iniwan ka niya..”
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“Nagseselos ako sa mga taomg magimgimg malapit sayo.
Lalo na at wala ako.
Hindi naman sa selfish ako at possessive.
Takot lang akomg maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.”
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“Kung ang sakit at inis mo ay walang dahilan..
Malamang “LOVE” ang tawag diyan.”
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Yung iba, dumating para subukan ka.
Yung iba, para gamitin ka.
Yung iba para turuan ka.
At yung iba, dumating para malaman kung sino ka talaga.
Meron mang iba na dumating para saktan ka, at least natuto ka.
Kalimutan mo na yung taong hindi ka itinuturing ng tama.
Dun ka sa mga taong minamahal ka.
At nakikita kung gaano ka kahalaga.”
____________________________________
“Kung lahat niyang ginagawa binibigyan niya ng meaning…
Lpit kna mging dictionary.”
____________________________________
Sabi nila ang ADIK kapag nahuli sure makukulong..
Paano kung adik ako sayo?
Ikukulong mo ba ako sa puso mo?
____________________________________
‘Sana isda ka na lang..
At tubig ako..
Para kahit anu mangyari sa ayaw o sa gusto mo hindi ka mabubuhay ng wala ako.’
___________________________________
“Pwede mo ako lokohin pero wag ka papahuli sa akin.
Pwede mo ako palitan siguraduhin mo lang mas cute sa akin.
Pwede mo ako iwan, pero siguraduhin mo kaya mo.
Kasi pag ako sobra nasaktan, wala ka nang babalikan!”
___________________________________
“When I lose someone I love..
ang sakit,
it was then I realized..
okay lang mawala ang taong minsan kong minahal..
wag lang ang taong binigay ng Panginoon sa akin ngaun para makasama ko sa pagharap sa panahon ay nagbibigay pag asa para sa kaligayahan ko ngaun.”
__________________________________
“Di baling masaktan ka ng mahal mo..
Basta alam mo sa sarili mong hindi mo siya niloko.”
__________________________________
“Naranasan ko nang mawala yung taong mahalaga sa buhay ko!
Natanggap ko nakaya ko,
Pero ookay lang kung mawala man yung mahalaga saakin noon..
Wag lang yung taong nagsisilbing buhay ko ngaun…”
_________________________________
“Kapag dumating ang araw na ayaw mo na sa akin,
Sabihin mo lang!
Kaya kitang pakawalan, tatang gapin ko kung un rin lang..
Pero sana hayaan mong yakapin kita, habang sinasabi,
“sa akin ka babalik ha, pag iniwan ka niya..”
_________________________________
“Nagseselos ako sa mga taomg magimgimg malapit sayo.
Lalo na at wala ako.
Hindi naman sa selfish ako at possessive.
Takot lang akomg maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.”
_______________________________
“Kung ang sakit at inis mo ay walang dahilan..
Malamang “LOVE” ang tawag diyan.”
_______________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 206
“God is always true to his promise that whatever He started in you, He will take it to completion because He perfectly loves you…
Nothing is hard if the heart has love.
Nothing is impossible when the heart understands.
And nothing is heavy when God is in your heart…”
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“I still smile inspite of pain.
I act like I’m fine even if I’m not.
And I’m seems to be strong even if inside I’m melting and totally broken…but it doesn’t mean that I’m a pretender. I just want to be positive while my world is negative.”
____________________________________
“Always remember that pain makes people changes… So don’t hurt them when you don’t want them to change.”
_____________________________________
“Sometimes even if I have problems I just stay to be silent, because I know that speaking up, saying something or doing something.”
______________________________________
“Silence has a deep explanation in every situation…
It’s either you truly don’t care anymore, or pretending unaffected but deeply hurt.”
__________________________________
“God never says, “Do this. Do that.”
He never bullies us.
Instead, He reaches for your hands and lovingly says,
“My child, I’m here. We will do this together.”
________________________________
“I lend you a hand but someone lend you a heart.
I brought you smile but someone brought you joy.
I built you a castle but someone built you a temple.
I kissed your tears but someone made it dry.
I showed you my care but someone showed you love.
I sat at your back but someone sat at your side.
Remember:
Only GOD can do the best love and care for us eternally…”
________________________________________________
“What do you do after waking up?
Are you praying or reading the text on your phone?
What do you do before slipping? Are you praying or putting your phone beside your pillow?
What do you do after receiving a blessing? Are you praying and thanking GOD or having a group message text to your friends and telling them that you are happy?
-It’s a challenge for all of us to seek GOD first in our daily lives…We should make sense… GOD must be our first priority in our life…because we all will leave with Hi forever at His Holy place…but if we follow Him…”
__________________________________________
“A girl may not be a queen to her boyfriend or husband but she will always be a princess to her Dad…”
__________________________________________
“An apology doesn’t always guarantee forgiveness; especially if it’s for the same mistake over and over again.”
__________________________________________
Don’t be sad if somebody did not admit their faults and deny the truth, because according to LUNA MOONFANG in dota…
“The guilty will suffer.”
__________________________________________
“Not all words fit to their meanings.
Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.”
____________________________________________
The fish said:
“I can’t see my tears coz I’m in the water.”
The water replied:
“I can feel your tears coz your in my heart.”
____________________________________________
“No matter how empty your hands and an d pockets are’ it’s nothing compared to the emptiness if you don’t have GOD…”
___________________________________________
“Sometimes, the day they realized our worth, is the day they can never have us again.”
____________________________________________
Nothing is hard if the heart has love.
Nothing is impossible when the heart understands.
And nothing is heavy when God is in your heart…”
____________________________________
“I still smile inspite of pain.
I act like I’m fine even if I’m not.
And I’m seems to be strong even if inside I’m melting and totally broken…but it doesn’t mean that I’m a pretender. I just want to be positive while my world is negative.”
____________________________________
“Always remember that pain makes people changes… So don’t hurt them when you don’t want them to change.”
_____________________________________
“Sometimes even if I have problems I just stay to be silent, because I know that speaking up, saying something or doing something.”
______________________________________
“Silence has a deep explanation in every situation…
It’s either you truly don’t care anymore, or pretending unaffected but deeply hurt.”
__________________________________
“God never says, “Do this. Do that.”
He never bullies us.
Instead, He reaches for your hands and lovingly says,
“My child, I’m here. We will do this together.”
________________________________
“I lend you a hand but someone lend you a heart.
I brought you smile but someone brought you joy.
I built you a castle but someone built you a temple.
I kissed your tears but someone made it dry.
I showed you my care but someone showed you love.
I sat at your back but someone sat at your side.
Remember:
Only GOD can do the best love and care for us eternally…”
________________________________________________
“What do you do after waking up?
Are you praying or reading the text on your phone?
What do you do before slipping? Are you praying or putting your phone beside your pillow?
What do you do after receiving a blessing? Are you praying and thanking GOD or having a group message text to your friends and telling them that you are happy?
-It’s a challenge for all of us to seek GOD first in our daily lives…We should make sense… GOD must be our first priority in our life…because we all will leave with Hi forever at His Holy place…but if we follow Him…”
__________________________________________
“A girl may not be a queen to her boyfriend or husband but she will always be a princess to her Dad…”
__________________________________________
“An apology doesn’t always guarantee forgiveness; especially if it’s for the same mistake over and over again.”
__________________________________________
Don’t be sad if somebody did not admit their faults and deny the truth, because according to LUNA MOONFANG in dota…
“The guilty will suffer.”
__________________________________________
“Not all words fit to their meanings.
Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.”
____________________________________________
The fish said:
“I can’t see my tears coz I’m in the water.”
The water replied:
“I can feel your tears coz your in my heart.”
____________________________________________
“No matter how empty your hands and an d pockets are’ it’s nothing compared to the emptiness if you don’t have GOD…”
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“Sometimes, the day they realized our worth, is the day they can never have us again.”
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Monday, October 3, 2011
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 98
Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Nino: pare, hindi ko naiintindihan, tulungan mo ako pare. Ekaw kasi marunong ka magenglish.
Miko: sus! hindi mo naintindihan pare?.
Nino: ounga pare hindi ko naintindihan. Anu sabi ng lawyer pare?
Miko: SINO DAW SI TABYO!!
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Nino: pare, hindi ko naiintindihan, tulungan mo ako pare. Ekaw kasi marunong ka magenglish.
Miko: sus! hindi mo naintindihan pare?.
Nino: ounga pare hindi ko naintindihan. Anu sabi ng lawyer pare?
Miko: SINO DAW SI TABYO!!
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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 59
Amerikano: We were the first on who walk in the moon.
Pinoy: We’ll be the first one who will step in the sun!
Amerikano: Are you crazy? It impossible, it’s too hot in there!
Pinoy: We’re not stupid, we’ll go there at night.
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Pinoy: We’ll be the first one who will step in the sun!
Amerikano: Are you crazy? It impossible, it’s too hot in there!
Pinoy: We’re not stupid, we’ll go there at night.
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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 21
“Dakila ka oh DIOS, hindi ka nagbabago..
Katapatan mo’y malawak pa sa mundo, PAG-IBIG mo’y umaapaw sa buhay ko..kaya papuri’t pagsanbay alay laman SAYO…”
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“Minsan gusto ko ng sumoko dahil sa mga problema mainsan ko gusto ko ng matulog ng walwng gisingan, pero narealize ko na dapat lumaban”
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Katapatan mo’y malawak pa sa mundo, PAG-IBIG mo’y umaapaw sa buhay ko..kaya papuri’t pagsanbay alay laman SAYO…”
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“Minsan gusto ko ng sumoko dahil sa mga problema mainsan ko gusto ko ng matulog ng walwng gisingan, pero narealize ko na dapat lumaban”
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 113
BANA: tab-ang ang kape,
bugnaw ang kan.on, lasaw ang sabaw! Unsaon
mn pgkagana nato ini?
ASAWA: sobra nka ha! nireklamo ba ko
gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?
___________________________________
Sexy girl Nangumpisal
PARI: iha, unsa man imong sala?
SEXY: fader ug makabati kog laki na mamalikas, d nko
mapugngan makigsex niya..
PARI: KA YAWA basad!
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bugnaw ang kan.on, lasaw ang sabaw! Unsaon
mn pgkagana nato ini?
ASAWA: sobra nka ha! nireklamo ba ko
gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?
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Sexy girl Nangumpisal
PARI: iha, unsa man imong sala?
SEXY: fader ug makabati kog laki na mamalikas, d nko
mapugngan makigsex niya..
PARI: KA YAWA basad!
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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 27
"Hindi sa lahat ng oras BAD INFLUENCE ang brkada...
sadyang may mga bagay lng n masarap gawin kpag sila
ang kasama...
sadyang may mga bagay lng n masarap gawin kpag sila
ang kasama...
Love Quotes Text Messages 208
Some people are sweet at FIRST...
always have time for you at FIRST...
serious
at FIRST...
BUT why do some people changed after you love
them so much?
maybe all ROMANTIC MOMENTS only happens at FIRST..
but NEVER LAST!
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I nver wished for a perfect LOVE.
i just wanted to be with someone who stays
real even if i'm still unsure of everything. :)
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Someone asked me..
"why it's easy for you to let go & moved on
even if your deeply inlove to someone?"
I just answered: because i don't want to show that i'm hurt..
i could act that i'm strong even though i'm broken into pcs.
coz i don't want that person be proud that once in his life
there's someone who suffered because of his stupid GAME!
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“You can always choose who to care for, to protect to and share your life with.
But you can never choose who to fall in love with, because love is not a choice…”
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“If they don’t know how to value you, let them go. It’s much better to lose them, than to feel stupid being with them.”
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“The person who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get and how hard you are to handle but still wants you in his life.”
____________________________________________________
“I don’t know why you are so special to me…
Why I love you..,
Why I trust you..,
Why I care for you..,
Why I think of you..,
Why you make me smile..,
But one thing is for sure…
“If you’re not there my happiness is lacking.”
______________________________________________________
“Did you know that when people appear in your dreams, it means, that person wants to see you.”
_____________________________________________________
“Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”
_____________________________________________________
“I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. It is simply because life is too short to cry for anything that’s worthless.”
______________________________________________________
“You know what makes it hard when we fall in love with a friend?
It’s the idea that you can tell everything to that person, except your feelings.”
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“Love is far different from commitment.
Love is a gift which anyone can have, while commitment is a sacrifice for love that not everybody is capable of.
It’s just so sad that the word commitment is enclosed with duties which makes other people afraid. They maybe ready for love but not for commitment.
Come to think of it…
Isn’t love enough to keep a commitment?
Or isn’t commitment enough to show your love?
Isn’t it?? What do you think?”
_____________________________________________________
“Love hurts when GOD knows you deserve someone else…”
_____________________________________________________
What is love?
In math: A problem.
In history: A war.
In chemistry: A reaction.
In art: A heart.
For us: It’s them.”
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“BOY: What’s your biggest dream?
GIRL: To kiss the rain. How about you?
BOY: To be the rain and kiss you back.”
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always have time for you at FIRST...
serious
at FIRST...
BUT why do some people changed after you love
them so much?
maybe all ROMANTIC MOMENTS only happens at FIRST..
but NEVER LAST!
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I nver wished for a perfect LOVE.
i just wanted to be with someone who stays
real even if i'm still unsure of everything. :)
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Someone asked me..
"why it's easy for you to let go & moved on
even if your deeply inlove to someone?"
I just answered: because i don't want to show that i'm hurt..
i could act that i'm strong even though i'm broken into pcs.
coz i don't want that person be proud that once in his life
there's someone who suffered because of his stupid GAME!
____________________________________________________
“You can always choose who to care for, to protect to and share your life with.
But you can never choose who to fall in love with, because love is not a choice…”
___________________________________________________
“If they don’t know how to value you, let them go. It’s much better to lose them, than to feel stupid being with them.”
___________________________________________________
“The person who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get and how hard you are to handle but still wants you in his life.”
____________________________________________________
“I don’t know why you are so special to me…
Why I love you..,
Why I trust you..,
Why I care for you..,
Why I think of you..,
Why you make me smile..,
But one thing is for sure…
“If you’re not there my happiness is lacking.”
______________________________________________________
“Did you know that when people appear in your dreams, it means, that person wants to see you.”
_____________________________________________________
“Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”
_____________________________________________________
“I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. It is simply because life is too short to cry for anything that’s worthless.”
______________________________________________________
“You know what makes it hard when we fall in love with a friend?
It’s the idea that you can tell everything to that person, except your feelings.”
_______________________________________________________
“Love is far different from commitment.
Love is a gift which anyone can have, while commitment is a sacrifice for love that not everybody is capable of.
It’s just so sad that the word commitment is enclosed with duties which makes other people afraid. They maybe ready for love but not for commitment.
Come to think of it…
Isn’t love enough to keep a commitment?
Or isn’t commitment enough to show your love?
Isn’t it?? What do you think?”
_____________________________________________________
“Love hurts when GOD knows you deserve someone else…”
_____________________________________________________
What is love?
In math: A problem.
In history: A war.
In chemistry: A reaction.
In art: A heart.
For us: It’s them.”
___________________________________________________
“BOY: What’s your biggest dream?
GIRL: To kiss the rain. How about you?
BOY: To be the rain and kiss you back.”
___________________________________________________
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 124
Minsan mpaglaro ang tadhana,
mahal ka ayaw mo,
mahal mo ayaw nmn sau,pero mas masakit ay
ung mahal ka mahal mo,
pero ayaw ng tadhana maging kau!
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Kung talgang tapat ka sa taong mahal mo,
nkatalikod at malau mn sya sa tabi mo,
hndi mo papa2lan ang cno mang lalandi sau..
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“Hindi ko na kailangang ipagsigawan sa mundo na MAHAL na MAHAL ko siya…”
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“Hindi porket chixboy at playboy sila eh gwapo na sila..
Mas gwapo pa rin yung lalaking minsan lang mainlove na may respeto pa at marunong makuntinto sa isa.”
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“-LOVE-YOU
My name is “I”
My problem is “LOVE”
My solution is “YOU”
It means to say “I love you”
“Mahal kita sa tagalong
“I love you” sa English
“143” sa Mathematics
“Kaluguran daka” kong kapangpangan”
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“Hindi man ako yong taong nauna sa puso mo, o yong tao na mas higit pa na nagpapasaya sayo..
Tandaan mong ako naman yong taong palaging nandito pag kailangan mo.”
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“Minsan, kapag naalala niyo yung mga oras na nag aaway kayo mg mahal mo.., ung mga bagay na pinagtatalunan niyo, napangiti kayo..
Kasi kahit sa dinami-dami ng sermon na natanggap niyo galing sa mahal mo..sa huli,
“I love you” pa rin ang huling lumalabas sa bibig niya.”
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“Kung naghihintay ka sa isang taong tunay na magmamahal sa sayo…
“MAGING TAPAT KA…”
__________________________________________________
“Nakakatuwa pag nag away kayo ng mahal mo at umabot kayo sa puntong halos maghiwalay na kayo..
Ngunit bigkasin niya ang salitang,
“ok talaga! Break na tayo!”
Mas pinili niyang sabihing..
“lika nga dito.. ang arte mo.. payakap nga.. I love you!”
_____________________________________________________
“What is a CRUSH?
Ito ay paghanga sa isang tao na hindi marunong makahalata.”
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“Makikilala mo ang isang tao kung maresponsable siya...
Sa pamamagitan ng kanyang sariling talio at kakayahan..
Kahit bata pa siya may sarili na siyang plano para sa kanyang sariling pamilya…
Ganyan ang tunay na lalake..”
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mahal ka ayaw mo,
mahal mo ayaw nmn sau,pero mas masakit ay
ung mahal ka mahal mo,
pero ayaw ng tadhana maging kau!
_______________________________________________
Kung talgang tapat ka sa taong mahal mo,
nkatalikod at malau mn sya sa tabi mo,
hndi mo papa2lan ang cno mang lalandi sau..
_______________________________________________
“Hindi ko na kailangang ipagsigawan sa mundo na MAHAL na MAHAL ko siya…”
_____________________________________________
“Hindi porket chixboy at playboy sila eh gwapo na sila..
Mas gwapo pa rin yung lalaking minsan lang mainlove na may respeto pa at marunong makuntinto sa isa.”
_______________________________________________
“-LOVE-YOU
My name is “I”
My problem is “LOVE”
My solution is “YOU”
It means to say “I love you”
“Mahal kita sa tagalong
“I love you” sa English
“143” sa Mathematics
“Kaluguran daka” kong kapangpangan”
_________________________________________________
“Hindi man ako yong taong nauna sa puso mo, o yong tao na mas higit pa na nagpapasaya sayo..
Tandaan mong ako naman yong taong palaging nandito pag kailangan mo.”
_________________________________________________
“Minsan, kapag naalala niyo yung mga oras na nag aaway kayo mg mahal mo.., ung mga bagay na pinagtatalunan niyo, napangiti kayo..
Kasi kahit sa dinami-dami ng sermon na natanggap niyo galing sa mahal mo..sa huli,
“I love you” pa rin ang huling lumalabas sa bibig niya.”
__________________________________________________
“Kung naghihintay ka sa isang taong tunay na magmamahal sa sayo…
“MAGING TAPAT KA…”
__________________________________________________
“Nakakatuwa pag nag away kayo ng mahal mo at umabot kayo sa puntong halos maghiwalay na kayo..
Ngunit bigkasin niya ang salitang,
“ok talaga! Break na tayo!”
Mas pinili niyang sabihing..
“lika nga dito.. ang arte mo.. payakap nga.. I love you!”
_____________________________________________________
“What is a CRUSH?
Ito ay paghanga sa isang tao na hindi marunong makahalata.”
_____________________________________________________
“Makikilala mo ang isang tao kung maresponsable siya...
Sa pamamagitan ng kanyang sariling talio at kakayahan..
Kahit bata pa siya may sarili na siyang plano para sa kanyang sariling pamilya…
Ganyan ang tunay na lalake..”
____________________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 205
"God will shower graces more than what u expected,
not just because you asked for them, but someone around you
prayed and wished them for you.
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We all have our own book of life.
we're just trying to find someone who can
understand it, or someone who will help us finish writing it.
__________________________________________
He is my medecine wen im n pain,
my letter wen im far, my smyl
wen im sad,
my handkerchief wen i cry,
& my lyf wen i Die.
LETS LIVE W/ JESUS.
___________________________________________
Wanna know why all father is always strict to his daughter
than the mother?
It's because mother knows what love is. but father know,
what BOYS ARE.
____________________________________________
“A very sick woman dreamt that Jesus give her water to drink.
When she woke up in the morning she was well again, fit, and fine and healed. She saw a peace of paper in the side of her table which read, “Jesus is the true living GOD.”
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“Never afraid to encounter risk; it is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.”
“GOD is the author of life. HE is the reasons why certain things were allow happening.
HE holds destiny.
HE knows when.
HE knows why.
HE knows you perfectly.
HE made you.
So when your life is all mixed up and things get heavier, trust HIM.
HE makes all things beautiful and meaningful in HIS time…”
________________________________________________
“The LORD woke you up today because HE believes that you can do something life changing to the lives of others…”
__________________________________________________
“It’s hard to take a role in someone’s life when you’re not even part of the script…”
________________________________________________
“Never forget to thank GOD for the blessings He’s given us. No matter how good or bad, there’s always a reason, and it’s always for the best…”
________________________________________________
“Never let yourself fall in to temptation”… be brave to GOD always… GOD is the one who give us light…”
________________________________________________
“There was a man asked:
“How can you believe in GOD when the world has many problems?”
Then another man replied:
“With all these problems, how can we have survived without GOD?”
_____________________________________
“The one who really loves you will never leave you. He will always there to love you.
He know how to make you feel better. He know how to understand your beliefs to GOD…”
____________________________________
“What if GOD has an answering Machine?
‘For Thanksgiving, Press 1’
‘For confessions, Press 2’
‘For comments, Press 3’
‘For other Prayers, Press 4’
What if the machine tells you this?
‘Sorry all angels are busy now, Please pray again later’…
It will be hard, right?
So let us thank GOD, He gives us opportunity to be alive…”.”
___________________________________________
“END is not the END.
In fact, E.N.D means “EFFORT NEVER DIES.”
If you get NO answer remember N.O. means “NEXT OPPORTUNITY”
So be POSSITIVE.”
_______________________________________________
“An inspiring fact that bear in mind…
MATHEMATHICS may not be breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend to forgive enemy but there’s one thing we can personally love about math, it give us hope that in every problem there is a solution.”
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not just because you asked for them, but someone around you
prayed and wished them for you.
_________________________________________
We all have our own book of life.
we're just trying to find someone who can
understand it, or someone who will help us finish writing it.
__________________________________________
He is my medecine wen im n pain,
my letter wen im far, my smyl
wen im sad,
my handkerchief wen i cry,
& my lyf wen i Die.
LETS LIVE W/ JESUS.
___________________________________________
Wanna know why all father is always strict to his daughter
than the mother?
It's because mother knows what love is. but father know,
what BOYS ARE.
____________________________________________
“A very sick woman dreamt that Jesus give her water to drink.
When she woke up in the morning she was well again, fit, and fine and healed. She saw a peace of paper in the side of her table which read, “Jesus is the true living GOD.”
___________________________________________
“Never afraid to encounter risk; it is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.”
“GOD is the author of life. HE is the reasons why certain things were allow happening.
HE holds destiny.
HE knows when.
HE knows why.
HE knows you perfectly.
HE made you.
So when your life is all mixed up and things get heavier, trust HIM.
HE makes all things beautiful and meaningful in HIS time…”
________________________________________________
“The LORD woke you up today because HE believes that you can do something life changing to the lives of others…”
__________________________________________________
“It’s hard to take a role in someone’s life when you’re not even part of the script…”
________________________________________________
“Never forget to thank GOD for the blessings He’s given us. No matter how good or bad, there’s always a reason, and it’s always for the best…”
________________________________________________
“Never let yourself fall in to temptation”… be brave to GOD always… GOD is the one who give us light…”
________________________________________________
“There was a man asked:
“How can you believe in GOD when the world has many problems?”
Then another man replied:
“With all these problems, how can we have survived without GOD?”
_____________________________________
“The one who really loves you will never leave you. He will always there to love you.
He know how to make you feel better. He know how to understand your beliefs to GOD…”
____________________________________
“What if GOD has an answering Machine?
‘For Thanksgiving, Press 1’
‘For confessions, Press 2’
‘For comments, Press 3’
‘For other Prayers, Press 4’
What if the machine tells you this?
‘Sorry all angels are busy now, Please pray again later’…
It will be hard, right?
So let us thank GOD, He gives us opportunity to be alive…”.”
___________________________________________
“END is not the END.
In fact, E.N.D means “EFFORT NEVER DIES.”
If you get NO answer remember N.O. means “NEXT OPPORTUNITY”
So be POSSITIVE.”
_______________________________________________
“An inspiring fact that bear in mind…
MATHEMATHICS may not be breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend to forgive enemy but there’s one thing we can personally love about math, it give us hope that in every problem there is a solution.”
________________________________________________
Friendship Quotes Text Messages 77
Friendship is an unwritten promise,
its no given by any pledge nor
written on any paper instead its a promise
base on "VALUE & TRUST" written n d hearts thanks for being one.
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You don't need to hear from me everyday 2 assure that im a friend,
and u don't have 2 see me 2 know dat im real.
u just have know dat somehow, somewhere im just here..
_________________________________________________________________
“Being with friends doesn’t mean you’re doing bad things. But, instead you’re doing thing which you can call memories…”
________________________________________________________________
“A friend is never a coincidence in your life…
They are once a stranger meant to come into your life to bring to you priceless lessons and funny memories…”
_______________________________________________________________
“Never hide your secrets from a person who can read your eyes because…the one who reads your eyes is also expert in reading your heart…”
______________________________________________________________
“Much the vitality of the friendship lies in the honoring of differences, not simply in the enjoyment of the similarities.”
_______________________________________________________________
“Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope it’s from you. My cell phone may have limited space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.”
___________________________________________________________
its no given by any pledge nor
written on any paper instead its a promise
base on "VALUE & TRUST" written n d hearts thanks for being one.
______________________________________________________________
You don't need to hear from me everyday 2 assure that im a friend,
and u don't have 2 see me 2 know dat im real.
u just have know dat somehow, somewhere im just here..
_________________________________________________________________
“Being with friends doesn’t mean you’re doing bad things. But, instead you’re doing thing which you can call memories…”
________________________________________________________________
“A friend is never a coincidence in your life…
They are once a stranger meant to come into your life to bring to you priceless lessons and funny memories…”
_______________________________________________________________
“Never hide your secrets from a person who can read your eyes because…the one who reads your eyes is also expert in reading your heart…”
______________________________________________________________
“Much the vitality of the friendship lies in the honoring of differences, not simply in the enjoyment of the similarities.”
_______________________________________________________________
“Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope it’s from you. My cell phone may have limited space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.”
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