May 3 guys na ngksla sa knilang tribo.
Lider: mgdla kau ng 10 prutas n mgkkpareho.
Unang dumatingc juan n my dlang 10 santol.
Lider: ipasok s knyang pwet at kng cnung umaray o
tmawa, patayin. Unang santol plang,umaray na c juan, patay!
Sumunod c pedro n my dlang 10 ubas. Kng kelan
png sampu na saka pa tmawa. patay!
Ngkta c Juan & pedro sa langit.
Juan: Lgtas kna sana sa pang sampu , bkt kpa tumawa?
Pedro: kc nkita ko c berto, my dlang sampung durian! hahaha
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Saturday, July 30, 2011
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 110
“Kung ninais mon mahalin ka ng “EKAW LANG”
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.
.
.
Matoto kang mamahal ng “AKO LANG”
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"Hndi ko ugalign hayaang mwala ang mga bagay na meron ako.
Pro hndi ko din ugaling humabol at mgmakaawa sa
taong gus2 ng lumayo"
____________________________________________
"Kung di nya maapreciate ang mga kabutihang
ipnapakita mo sa knya.
Subukan mong itago baka sakaling hnapin nya.."
_____________________________________________
Nver say nlimutan kita,
kasi pra sakin special ka.
nver say wla akong pakialam kasi i'm
wondering kung ok ka, and nver say di kta
naalaala. kasi sa mga oras na ito,
mis na mis kita..
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Panu kung sbhan ka ng mahal mu:
"alam mu 2mataba ka!
bumibilog! at unti2 kang nagiging...
mundo ko."
_________________________________________________
Kung hndi mu kaya mging tapat at totoo,
galingan mung mgtago at mutoto kang mag ingat!
dahil di lahat ng nakangiti ay wlang
pkialam at d lahat ng nananahimik ay WLANG ALAM!
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Alam ko d ako ung tpong prang NFA rice kng pilahan..
d rin NIDO pra mging no. 1..
at lalong d MCDO pra msabi monh "LOVE KO 2!"
D mn kita mksama ng 4evr.. Sna khit prang "NESCAFE"
mn lng..
"Let's mke evry moment prfect"
_____________________________________________________
.
.
.
.
Matoto kang mamahal ng “AKO LANG”
__________________________________________
"Hndi ko ugalign hayaang mwala ang mga bagay na meron ako.
Pro hndi ko din ugaling humabol at mgmakaawa sa
taong gus2 ng lumayo"
____________________________________________
"Kung di nya maapreciate ang mga kabutihang
ipnapakita mo sa knya.
Subukan mong itago baka sakaling hnapin nya.."
_____________________________________________
Nver say nlimutan kita,
kasi pra sakin special ka.
nver say wla akong pakialam kasi i'm
wondering kung ok ka, and nver say di kta
naalaala. kasi sa mga oras na ito,
mis na mis kita..
_____________________________________________
Panu kung sbhan ka ng mahal mu:
"alam mu 2mataba ka!
bumibilog! at unti2 kang nagiging...
mundo ko."
_________________________________________________
Kung hndi mu kaya mging tapat at totoo,
galingan mung mgtago at mutoto kang mag ingat!
dahil di lahat ng nakangiti ay wlang
pkialam at d lahat ng nananahimik ay WLANG ALAM!
___________________________________________________
Alam ko d ako ung tpong prang NFA rice kng pilahan..
d rin NIDO pra mging no. 1..
at lalong d MCDO pra msabi monh "LOVE KO 2!"
D mn kita mksama ng 4evr.. Sna khit prang "NESCAFE"
mn lng..
"Let's mke evry moment prfect"
_____________________________________________________
Visayan Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 4
Bahalag mais basta ang ngisi tam-is, kaysa humay unya mag sigeg away. Bahalag magsud an og ginamos ang gugms tim-os. Mag unsa man nang adobo kung perme galagubo?bahalag nagkaon o kamunggay basta nagkahigugmaay! Ang mutuo pasmo!!
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KANO: Isuroy ko sa CDO.
DRIVER: sige sir.
KANO: pila ka years gihimo ang Capiol Univirsity?
DRIVER: two years…
KAno:didto sa U.S 10 months lang na..
DRIVER: AH..
KANO: kanang cogon?
DRIVER: 1 year sir..
KANO: kaduay pud oi, didto sa U.S., 4 months lang na..
KANO: hmm. kanang Gaisano mall?
DRIVER: ambot, wala man na ganina.
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KANO: Isuroy ko sa CDO.
DRIVER: sige sir.
KANO: pila ka years gihimo ang Capiol Univirsity?
DRIVER: two years…
KAno:didto sa U.S 10 months lang na..
DRIVER: AH..
KANO: kanang cogon?
DRIVER: 1 year sir..
KANO: kaduay pud oi, didto sa U.S., 4 months lang na..
KANO: hmm. kanang Gaisano mall?
DRIVER: ambot, wala man na ganina.
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 181
“Early morning is the best time to talk with God, to appreciate life, to plan your day, to praise and thank God for everything He did for your life…”
_________________________________________________________
“Life is a combination of success and failures. The best way to focus your life is never put a question mark where God has place a period of time”
________________________________________________________
“God hears more than you say, He hears more than you ask He answers more than you ask, He gives more than you desire… All He needs is your time…”
_________________________________________________________
“Start believing that things are going to change for the better, not because you deserve it, but simply because God loves you that much.”
________________________________________________________
“Never stop believing you can do better every time. If all else fails, don’t forget that an ordinary you has powerful God to back you up.”
_______________________________________________________
“Life continues whatever happens. All we need is to be positive and be brave with all the changes we encounter faith in God is still the best armor…”
______________________________________________________
“Life must be live to the one who give this. It’s Lord Jesus Christ, seek Him. The one who died for us…”
______________________________________________________
“What is in human that absent in his other creational?
The human is worthless but why God choose human to be His beloved forever? Why God’s heart always saying you’re my beloved my precious one?
Remember: God love us so much… His love is greater and bigger than the universe, higher and wider than heaven and His love for us will never die. Even if we reject Him and even if we don’t listen to Him. His love for us will still remain. God will remain faithful to us even if we are not. He still loves us as His precious beloved…”
_____________________________________________________
“The world could offer you a lot of things it could be satisfy your dreams but you could not expect life to be wonderful nor amazing, because everything is nothing if God is missing.”
____________________________________________________
“God may be silent but it doesn’t mean His not there…”
“Faith will be measured by holding on even if you feel that God is distant.”
___________________________________________________
“Knowing God gives meaning to life and obeying Him gives purpose to life, therefore, let Him be your reason for living because you are His reason for dying.”
___________________________________________________
“Morning is a wonderful opportunity:
To pray, to love, to care, to smile and to think God for the blessings we receive.”
___________________________________________________
“Only God can truly see the start and the end of any situation, He is always in the process of preparing for the next step from where you are, it may look the most illogical way to go, but once you take the step, it will become clearer why you’re there…”
___________________________________________________
“Sometimes, God seems to be quite.
He seems to be absent and never listens.
We call him but never answer.
We ask Him for help but He never rescues.
I ask my self, “Why God, in my deepest trouble you were not with me?”
God smiled and told me, “I never left you; I just want to watch you fighting, using my words that are stored in your heart and mind as your weapon…I’ll always be with you, just always be with me always…”
_________________________________________________________
A thank you prayer:
“Dear Lord, thank you for the joy and the pain, for the sorrows and the laughters, though a lot of times I fail and I fail to understand your ways; you still stand beside, you uphold my life and hold my feet as I stand on the rock, the rock of my Salvation. You keep my fire burning, though at times I thought I’d already lose you…”
__________________________________________________________
The word “good night” doesn’t really mean that you will go to slip.
In fact, it’s a shy way of someone to say, “I remember you before I go to sleep”.
_________________________________________________________
“Did you ever ask yourself why friends say, “I’m just at your back when you have problems?”.
Why at the back?
Because in time of your problems they encourage you to go on…”
_________________________________________________________
“Why do we close our eyes when we pray, we cry and we dreams? It is because the beautiful things in life are not seen; it is felt only by heart…”
___________________________________________________________
“It’s better to fail doing something, than to excel doing nothing, for even a flawed diamond is more valuable than a perfect brick, and people who have no failures also have few victories. Remember that sometimes a winner is just a dreamer who never gives up.”
____________________________________________________________
“I just want to run fast as I can and till the middle of nowhere. If those that will make me feel better…”
“When you’re starting to see the things that hurt you, learn to close your eyes.”
___________________________________________________________
Be inspired:
Whatever happened in your past, learn to appreciate its lesson. Whoever you right now, enjoy and treasure it.
If you won’t to move on, acceptance and adjustment is all you need.
Once you decide to move on, don’t look back because it might hurt you.
There’s no such thing as Mr.\Ms. right, unless they let their self to be right just for you.
_____________________________________________________
“I feel someone stands beside me but no one is there.
I feel someone’s holding me but no fits my hand.
I feel someone’s is wiping my tears but no one touches my face.
I hear someone’s calling me then I look around but no say my name.
I shouted, “Who are you?!” then I saw a left falling and I realized why I am looking around, yet not looking above…it’s GOD who never leaves me even though I almost forgot Him…”
____________________________________________________
“A tree hat has deep roots can survive a violent storm. Much as person with deep faith can survive any problem that comes along his way…”
____________________________________________________
“If the promise of man is worth nothing, but the promises of GOD are worth everything…”
___________________________________________________________
“The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone actually having a good life.”
__________________________________________________________
“Sometimes we just have to accept what’s gone appreciate what still remains and look forward to what’s coming next.”
__________________________________________________________
“Be thankful in every morning you wake up, it’s a brand new day of adventure in your life. God knows how to make your day right, look up and say, “Lord, be my guide…”
________________________________________________________
If you are sad you will later be happy.
When you are dissatisfied, you will later be contented.
When you are crying, you will later smile.
Why?
According to the Newton’s Law:
“For every reaction there’s an equal and opposite reaction”.
____________________________________________________________
“God loves you infinitely more than you san imagine.”
____________________________________________________________
Three things in life that never comes back:
-Time
-Words
-Opportunity
Three things in life that should never be lost:
-Peace
-Hope
-Honesty
Three things in life that are must valuable:
-Love
-Faith
-Prayer
Three things that makes a person:
-Hardworking
-Sincerity
-Commitment
Three things that can destroy a person:
-Lust
-Pride
-Anger
Three things in life that is constant:
-Change
-Death
-God…
___________________________________________________
“Insecurity is like we don’t trust our God…”
____________________________________________________
“Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it for you, it defines that depth of care they have for you.”
______________________________________________________
“Revenge is not good things to do. If we get hurt, don’t feel it too much into your heart, just realize that there should have hurting time…because no one knows to be strong without pain.”
______________________________________________________
“Life doesn’t need to be too perfect, doesn’t need to be too rich, doesn’t need to be too famous, as long as you have God in life, it’s more than enough.”
_______________________________________________________
if you have PAINS? show it!
if you have QUESTIONS? ask!
coz sometyms the words left UNSAID and feeling
that we KEPT
can cause the biggest REGRETS!
______________________________________________________
Believe dat d best will happen evryday...Be aware
dat even trials r gfts to makes us strong enaf to face
life each day...
start ur day wid a smile..
______________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________
“Life is a combination of success and failures. The best way to focus your life is never put a question mark where God has place a period of time”
________________________________________________________
“God hears more than you say, He hears more than you ask He answers more than you ask, He gives more than you desire… All He needs is your time…”
_________________________________________________________
“Start believing that things are going to change for the better, not because you deserve it, but simply because God loves you that much.”
________________________________________________________
“Never stop believing you can do better every time. If all else fails, don’t forget that an ordinary you has powerful God to back you up.”
_______________________________________________________
“Life continues whatever happens. All we need is to be positive and be brave with all the changes we encounter faith in God is still the best armor…”
______________________________________________________
“Life must be live to the one who give this. It’s Lord Jesus Christ, seek Him. The one who died for us…”
______________________________________________________
“What is in human that absent in his other creational?
The human is worthless but why God choose human to be His beloved forever? Why God’s heart always saying you’re my beloved my precious one?
Remember: God love us so much… His love is greater and bigger than the universe, higher and wider than heaven and His love for us will never die. Even if we reject Him and even if we don’t listen to Him. His love for us will still remain. God will remain faithful to us even if we are not. He still loves us as His precious beloved…”
_____________________________________________________
“The world could offer you a lot of things it could be satisfy your dreams but you could not expect life to be wonderful nor amazing, because everything is nothing if God is missing.”
____________________________________________________
“God may be silent but it doesn’t mean His not there…”
“Faith will be measured by holding on even if you feel that God is distant.”
___________________________________________________
“Knowing God gives meaning to life and obeying Him gives purpose to life, therefore, let Him be your reason for living because you are His reason for dying.”
___________________________________________________
“Morning is a wonderful opportunity:
To pray, to love, to care, to smile and to think God for the blessings we receive.”
___________________________________________________
“Only God can truly see the start and the end of any situation, He is always in the process of preparing for the next step from where you are, it may look the most illogical way to go, but once you take the step, it will become clearer why you’re there…”
___________________________________________________
“Sometimes, God seems to be quite.
He seems to be absent and never listens.
We call him but never answer.
We ask Him for help but He never rescues.
I ask my self, “Why God, in my deepest trouble you were not with me?”
God smiled and told me, “I never left you; I just want to watch you fighting, using my words that are stored in your heart and mind as your weapon…I’ll always be with you, just always be with me always…”
_________________________________________________________
A thank you prayer:
“Dear Lord, thank you for the joy and the pain, for the sorrows and the laughters, though a lot of times I fail and I fail to understand your ways; you still stand beside, you uphold my life and hold my feet as I stand on the rock, the rock of my Salvation. You keep my fire burning, though at times I thought I’d already lose you…”
__________________________________________________________
The word “good night” doesn’t really mean that you will go to slip.
In fact, it’s a shy way of someone to say, “I remember you before I go to sleep”.
_________________________________________________________
“Did you ever ask yourself why friends say, “I’m just at your back when you have problems?”.
Why at the back?
Because in time of your problems they encourage you to go on…”
_________________________________________________________
“Why do we close our eyes when we pray, we cry and we dreams? It is because the beautiful things in life are not seen; it is felt only by heart…”
___________________________________________________________
“It’s better to fail doing something, than to excel doing nothing, for even a flawed diamond is more valuable than a perfect brick, and people who have no failures also have few victories. Remember that sometimes a winner is just a dreamer who never gives up.”
____________________________________________________________
“I just want to run fast as I can and till the middle of nowhere. If those that will make me feel better…”
“When you’re starting to see the things that hurt you, learn to close your eyes.”
___________________________________________________________
Be inspired:
Whatever happened in your past, learn to appreciate its lesson. Whoever you right now, enjoy and treasure it.
If you won’t to move on, acceptance and adjustment is all you need.
Once you decide to move on, don’t look back because it might hurt you.
There’s no such thing as Mr.\Ms. right, unless they let their self to be right just for you.
_____________________________________________________
“I feel someone stands beside me but no one is there.
I feel someone’s holding me but no fits my hand.
I feel someone’s is wiping my tears but no one touches my face.
I hear someone’s calling me then I look around but no say my name.
I shouted, “Who are you?!” then I saw a left falling and I realized why I am looking around, yet not looking above…it’s GOD who never leaves me even though I almost forgot Him…”
____________________________________________________
“A tree hat has deep roots can survive a violent storm. Much as person with deep faith can survive any problem that comes along his way…”
____________________________________________________
“If the promise of man is worth nothing, but the promises of GOD are worth everything…”
___________________________________________________________
“The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone actually having a good life.”
__________________________________________________________
“Sometimes we just have to accept what’s gone appreciate what still remains and look forward to what’s coming next.”
__________________________________________________________
“Be thankful in every morning you wake up, it’s a brand new day of adventure in your life. God knows how to make your day right, look up and say, “Lord, be my guide…”
________________________________________________________
If you are sad you will later be happy.
When you are dissatisfied, you will later be contented.
When you are crying, you will later smile.
Why?
According to the Newton’s Law:
“For every reaction there’s an equal and opposite reaction”.
____________________________________________________________
“God loves you infinitely more than you san imagine.”
____________________________________________________________
Three things in life that never comes back:
-Time
-Words
-Opportunity
Three things in life that should never be lost:
-Peace
-Hope
-Honesty
Three things in life that are must valuable:
-Love
-Faith
-Prayer
Three things that makes a person:
-Hardworking
-Sincerity
-Commitment
Three things that can destroy a person:
-Lust
-Pride
-Anger
Three things in life that is constant:
-Change
-Death
-God…
___________________________________________________
“Insecurity is like we don’t trust our God…”
____________________________________________________
“Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it for you, it defines that depth of care they have for you.”
______________________________________________________
“Revenge is not good things to do. If we get hurt, don’t feel it too much into your heart, just realize that there should have hurting time…because no one knows to be strong without pain.”
______________________________________________________
“Life doesn’t need to be too perfect, doesn’t need to be too rich, doesn’t need to be too famous, as long as you have God in life, it’s more than enough.”
_______________________________________________________
if you have PAINS? show it!
if you have QUESTIONS? ask!
coz sometyms the words left UNSAID and feeling
that we KEPT
can cause the biggest REGRETS!
______________________________________________________
Believe dat d best will happen evryday...Be aware
dat even trials r gfts to makes us strong enaf to face
life each day...
start ur day wid a smile..
______________________________________________________
Love Quotes Text Messages 188
“It’s easy to convince yourself that you’re not in love with someone. Until you see that person one day and then the heart damn whispers…”
________________________________________________
“Talking about with someone who is part of your past, doesn’t mean that person is still special. That person is just a reminder for, not to screw up once again.”
________________________________________________
“The beauty of the girl is not in the clothes she wears, not the figure she does neither carry nor the way she moves. The beauty of girl is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides…”
________________________________________________
“The important element of closeness is communication, that’s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys of my phone; because I don’t want to cut the line that connects between you and me.”
________________________________________________
“I can accept someone, but I can’t accept someone who didn’t understand my life.”
“If you really want trying to change your self, some thing will go better. But if you really doing something wrong, it goes to nothing but pain and regret is all you gain…”
___________________________________________________
How to keep a girlfriend happy?
Trust in her, don’t be selfish.
Let her talk to other boys.
Don’t be boastful.
If you know it’s your fault, apologize.
And lastly, love her with all your heart.
How to keep a boyfriend happy?
Make him your one and only.
That’s exactly.
___________________________________________________
“Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.”
___________________________________________________
“Do you know why the marriage ring is placed at the fourth finger from the thumb of your left hand?
It is because it’s the only finger that has vein which directly connected to the heart.”
____________________________________________________
“When all going to be wrong in relationship, it means you don’t understand with each other…”
___________________________________________________
“If someone really special in your life, you give him more important.”
____________________________________________________
“If you really love that person, learn to wait. Maybe you are not meant to be together for today, but meant to be in the future.”
_____________________________________________________
“If you can’t take the moment well, maybe to the next life journey you will miss the moment which you should be taking for a perfect destination…”
____________________________________________________
“It’s so hard to pretend to be friends with someone special, when every time you look at that person , all you see is everything you want to have.”
____________________________________________________
“I know when to stop.
I know when to let thins go.
I know when to move on.
I know how to adjust.
But, “I know” is different from “I can”.
______________________________________________________
“What makes music important is that it can be the voice of what we feel inside especially when we are mute by the words of our heart.”
________________________________________________________
“The person, who gives you unexplained happiness, will always be the reason for your unexplained sadness…”
I search what crush means in Google.
Google answered:
“The person you love that will never be yours…”
_______________________________________________________
They believe I have a heart of stone.
They could be right, but like what someone told me, “Rocks maybe hard, but it doesn’t mean it’s unbreakable”.
________________________________________________
Sweet talking:
Boy: can I confess something?
Girl: sure!
Boy: your smile is the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen.
Girl: can I confess as well?
Boy: oh sure!
Girl: this smile only exists when I am with you.
____________________________________________________
“Tell a lie once and your truths become questionable.”
___________________________________________________
“I always try not to be excited about something, because the more I got excited, the more I become disappointed.”
____________________________________________________
“I never told you how much you mean to me because I fear you wont believe me.”
___________________________________________________
“One way to avoid promises:
Never what you are about to do.
Instead, do what you are about to say…
For surprises are better than promises.”
___________________________________________________
“Love is a short word, but it contains everything.”
________________________________________________________
“Never force someone to love you. Let that person perfectly fall in love with you. Because it’s nicer to let gravity do the motion than to force grab affection with out attraction.”
_________________________________________________________
“Missing someone is not about how long it has been since you’ve seen them or the amount of time since you’ve talk. It’s about that very moment when you’re doing something and wishing they were right there with you.”
__________________________________________________________
“There are person you talk and laugh with everyday, yet it ends there; but there are those whom you rarely talk too much and rarely see, yet you know that there’s the one worth keeping…”
_________________________________________________________
“When times are difficult, remember that no pain comes without a purpose.”
_________________________________________________________
“Someone who makes more efforts to have you is the one who didn’t want to lose you…”
_________________________________________________________
“You know what broken destiny is?
It’s when two people love each other but for some reasons they can’t be together, that’s broken destiny.”
_________________________________________________________
“Words and heart should be handled with care. For wrong words spoken and weak hearts broken are hardest things to repair.”
__________________________________________________________
“Two persons will be together, if they have more similarities in their attitudes…”
_______________________________________________________
The best feeling in the world comes when you start
feeling good again after you've been feeling so lonely!
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________
“Talking about with someone who is part of your past, doesn’t mean that person is still special. That person is just a reminder for, not to screw up once again.”
________________________________________________
“The beauty of the girl is not in the clothes she wears, not the figure she does neither carry nor the way she moves. The beauty of girl is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides…”
________________________________________________
“The important element of closeness is communication, that’s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys of my phone; because I don’t want to cut the line that connects between you and me.”
________________________________________________
“I can accept someone, but I can’t accept someone who didn’t understand my life.”
“If you really want trying to change your self, some thing will go better. But if you really doing something wrong, it goes to nothing but pain and regret is all you gain…”
___________________________________________________
How to keep a girlfriend happy?
Trust in her, don’t be selfish.
Let her talk to other boys.
Don’t be boastful.
If you know it’s your fault, apologize.
And lastly, love her with all your heart.
How to keep a boyfriend happy?
Make him your one and only.
That’s exactly.
___________________________________________________
“Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.”
___________________________________________________
“Do you know why the marriage ring is placed at the fourth finger from the thumb of your left hand?
It is because it’s the only finger that has vein which directly connected to the heart.”
____________________________________________________
“When all going to be wrong in relationship, it means you don’t understand with each other…”
___________________________________________________
“If someone really special in your life, you give him more important.”
____________________________________________________
“If you really love that person, learn to wait. Maybe you are not meant to be together for today, but meant to be in the future.”
_____________________________________________________
“If you can’t take the moment well, maybe to the next life journey you will miss the moment which you should be taking for a perfect destination…”
____________________________________________________
“It’s so hard to pretend to be friends with someone special, when every time you look at that person , all you see is everything you want to have.”
____________________________________________________
“I know when to stop.
I know when to let thins go.
I know when to move on.
I know how to adjust.
But, “I know” is different from “I can”.
______________________________________________________
“What makes music important is that it can be the voice of what we feel inside especially when we are mute by the words of our heart.”
________________________________________________________
“The person, who gives you unexplained happiness, will always be the reason for your unexplained sadness…”
I search what crush means in Google.
Google answered:
“The person you love that will never be yours…”
_______________________________________________________
They believe I have a heart of stone.
They could be right, but like what someone told me, “Rocks maybe hard, but it doesn’t mean it’s unbreakable”.
________________________________________________
Sweet talking:
Boy: can I confess something?
Girl: sure!
Boy: your smile is the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen.
Girl: can I confess as well?
Boy: oh sure!
Girl: this smile only exists when I am with you.
____________________________________________________
“Tell a lie once and your truths become questionable.”
___________________________________________________
“I always try not to be excited about something, because the more I got excited, the more I become disappointed.”
____________________________________________________
“I never told you how much you mean to me because I fear you wont believe me.”
___________________________________________________
“One way to avoid promises:
Never what you are about to do.
Instead, do what you are about to say…
For surprises are better than promises.”
___________________________________________________
“Love is a short word, but it contains everything.”
________________________________________________________
“Never force someone to love you. Let that person perfectly fall in love with you. Because it’s nicer to let gravity do the motion than to force grab affection with out attraction.”
_________________________________________________________
“Missing someone is not about how long it has been since you’ve seen them or the amount of time since you’ve talk. It’s about that very moment when you’re doing something and wishing they were right there with you.”
__________________________________________________________
“There are person you talk and laugh with everyday, yet it ends there; but there are those whom you rarely talk too much and rarely see, yet you know that there’s the one worth keeping…”
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“When times are difficult, remember that no pain comes without a purpose.”
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“Someone who makes more efforts to have you is the one who didn’t want to lose you…”
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“You know what broken destiny is?
It’s when two people love each other but for some reasons they can’t be together, that’s broken destiny.”
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“Words and heart should be handled with care. For wrong words spoken and weak hearts broken are hardest things to repair.”
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“Two persons will be together, if they have more similarities in their attitudes…”
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The best feeling in the world comes when you start
feeling good again after you've been feeling so lonely!
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Love Quotes Text Messages 187
“It is really true that: You’ll never find the right one if you can’t let go the wrong one…”
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“When you get the chance to interact with the person you love. Usually, everything freezes except for your heart…”
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“Love is beautiful… It’s we who makes it untruth. Love will always be true and forever if acceptance is our strong virtue.”
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“Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like being comatose.”
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“Respect the people who find time for you in their busy schedule and love the people who never look at their schedule when you need them.”
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“Once you’ll meet the person who will make every second of your existence worth living. Hold on to it but not too tight, be jealous but not possessive, demand but not too bossy and most especially, show love as if it’s your last day...coz, you’ll never know if you’ll still have that person tomorrow…”
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“As I watch the ants crawl upon the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate. I wish we could be like the ants…”
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“There are songs that can really make you cry and sad when you hear. But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people and things that comes first to your mind when you hear that songs…”
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“
Don’t place your pride too high above your heart. Sometimes, it’s not right to always let go. It’s better to lose your pride to someone you love, than to lose your love because of your pride…”
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“In relationship:
Sometimes, we get easy to be bored, but that usually happening in a relationship that can’t hold up.”
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“If you are afraid to love a person because of friendship you have to choices. Either says what you feel and let the love takes place or forever have love under a friendship full of pretending.”
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“When you get the chance to interact with the person you love. Usually, everything freezes except for your heart…”
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“Love is beautiful… It’s we who makes it untruth. Love will always be true and forever if acceptance is our strong virtue.”
_____________________________________________
“Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like being comatose.”
______________________________________________
“Respect the people who find time for you in their busy schedule and love the people who never look at their schedule when you need them.”
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“Once you’ll meet the person who will make every second of your existence worth living. Hold on to it but not too tight, be jealous but not possessive, demand but not too bossy and most especially, show love as if it’s your last day...coz, you’ll never know if you’ll still have that person tomorrow…”
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“As I watch the ants crawl upon the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate. I wish we could be like the ants…”
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“There are songs that can really make you cry and sad when you hear. But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people and things that comes first to your mind when you hear that songs…”
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“
Don’t place your pride too high above your heart. Sometimes, it’s not right to always let go. It’s better to lose your pride to someone you love, than to lose your love because of your pride…”
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“In relationship:
Sometimes, we get easy to be bored, but that usually happening in a relationship that can’t hold up.”
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“If you are afraid to love a person because of friendship you have to choices. Either says what you feel and let the love takes place or forever have love under a friendship full of pretending.”
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 180
“Everything is possible if you have inner peace…”
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“Even if how strong you think your heart is, it’s still needs a rest that only God could give…”
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“GOD loves us more than we realize…”
“There is a place of comfort sweet, near to the heart of God, a place where we are Savior met, near to the heart of God…”
Take time to PRAY and FAST- it’s a source of power.
Take time to read the bible- it’s a fountain of wisdom.
Take time to play- it’s a secret of youth.
Take time to be friendly- it’s a path to happiness.
Take time to laugh- it’s the music of the soul.
Take time to dream- it’s a road to greater vision.
Take time to love- its GODLIKE…
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“When crosses of life seem so heavy to bear, don’t ask God to lighten your cross but ask Him to strengthen your back for you to carry it…”
“God will sometimes break the strongest bone in our life where we think we are very strong. So that from then on, we will say that the strongest part of who we are is God...not our career, not our family’ nor our friends, not who we are, but God.”
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“Our heart is where God deals with us and reveals Himself to us. Our heart is where God speaks to us revealing His will, plan and purposes. Our heart is where we can see, hear and know God. Our heart is where Christ lives by the spirit. Our heart is where we have faith to believe God and Hi promises…”
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“Perhaps you have tried in the past to follow Jesus and have failed. Perhaps you never learned to live a Christian life through God’s power, not your own. Whatever the reason for your failure, God has promised that if you come to Him in humility and faith; He’ll be with you and strengthen you. He means business with you, when you mean business with Him. He will forgive all your sins, and restore you, giving you the power to walk by the Spirit and not according to the desires of the sinful nature. All this is possible because of the sacrifice He made for you on the cross and the resurrection of Christ from the dead…”
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“GOD is able to hold on to us, no matter what.
Lets remain in Him...”
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“When you feel hopeless, always remember that God is there…always give love to us that greater than the universe he made…God love us so much.”
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“Never beg people to stay against their will. Sometimes, the gift of goodbye opens up another door. Move on but don’t move away.
Life is too short to remain hopelessly expectant and always sad.”
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“There will come a point in your life when you’ll get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything. It’s not giving up. It’s just the realization that you don’t need all those you went after, because what you really need are those that stood by you even if you never needed them.”
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“There is only one difference between a dream and a goal:
A dream requires soundless sleep to see, while a goal requires sleepless efforts to achieve.”
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“As you breathe right now, another person takes his last... So appreciate your life. Stop complaining what you not got and start living what you got.”
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“Sometimes, we realize to change for the better, just when the situation gets worse. We realize to finally correct our mistakes, just when those caused irreversible damage. We finally decided to prove ourselves worthy, just when the person whom you want to prove your worth has already decided that you’re not worth it at all…”
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“If in school, lessons are given before the test. In life, most of the test is given first before the lessons…”
_____________________________________________________________
“A small dot can stop a big sentence, but few more dots can give continuity. That’s why every ending can be a new beginning.”
_____________________________________________________________
“A very sweet message that I learned from a fireman’s code:
“Whatever happens never leave your partner behind….”
_______________________________________________________________
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“Even if how strong you think your heart is, it’s still needs a rest that only God could give…”
____________________________________________
“GOD loves us more than we realize…”
“There is a place of comfort sweet, near to the heart of God, a place where we are Savior met, near to the heart of God…”
Take time to PRAY and FAST- it’s a source of power.
Take time to read the bible- it’s a fountain of wisdom.
Take time to play- it’s a secret of youth.
Take time to be friendly- it’s a path to happiness.
Take time to laugh- it’s the music of the soul.
Take time to dream- it’s a road to greater vision.
Take time to love- its GODLIKE…
____________________________________________
“When crosses of life seem so heavy to bear, don’t ask God to lighten your cross but ask Him to strengthen your back for you to carry it…”
“God will sometimes break the strongest bone in our life where we think we are very strong. So that from then on, we will say that the strongest part of who we are is God...not our career, not our family’ nor our friends, not who we are, but God.”
_____________________________________________
“Our heart is where God deals with us and reveals Himself to us. Our heart is where God speaks to us revealing His will, plan and purposes. Our heart is where we can see, hear and know God. Our heart is where Christ lives by the spirit. Our heart is where we have faith to believe God and Hi promises…”
__________________________________________________
“Perhaps you have tried in the past to follow Jesus and have failed. Perhaps you never learned to live a Christian life through God’s power, not your own. Whatever the reason for your failure, God has promised that if you come to Him in humility and faith; He’ll be with you and strengthen you. He means business with you, when you mean business with Him. He will forgive all your sins, and restore you, giving you the power to walk by the Spirit and not according to the desires of the sinful nature. All this is possible because of the sacrifice He made for you on the cross and the resurrection of Christ from the dead…”
__________________________________________________
“GOD is able to hold on to us, no matter what.
Lets remain in Him...”
__________________________________________________
“When you feel hopeless, always remember that God is there…always give love to us that greater than the universe he made…God love us so much.”
____________________________________________________
“Never beg people to stay against their will. Sometimes, the gift of goodbye opens up another door. Move on but don’t move away.
Life is too short to remain hopelessly expectant and always sad.”
_____________________________________________________
“There will come a point in your life when you’ll get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything. It’s not giving up. It’s just the realization that you don’t need all those you went after, because what you really need are those that stood by you even if you never needed them.”
_______________________________________________________
“There is only one difference between a dream and a goal:
A dream requires soundless sleep to see, while a goal requires sleepless efforts to achieve.”
___________________________________________________________
“As you breathe right now, another person takes his last... So appreciate your life. Stop complaining what you not got and start living what you got.”
____________________________________________________________
“Sometimes, we realize to change for the better, just when the situation gets worse. We realize to finally correct our mistakes, just when those caused irreversible damage. We finally decided to prove ourselves worthy, just when the person whom you want to prove your worth has already decided that you’re not worth it at all…”
____________________________________________________________
“If in school, lessons are given before the test. In life, most of the test is given first before the lessons…”
_____________________________________________________________
“A small dot can stop a big sentence, but few more dots can give continuity. That’s why every ending can be a new beginning.”
_____________________________________________________________
“A very sweet message that I learned from a fireman’s code:
“Whatever happens never leave your partner behind….”
_______________________________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 179
“When we feel being poisoned by stress, pressure, pain and failures:
The best antidote is to pray. Nothing more, nothing less…”
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“Pencils are made with erasers to give us second chances. But the real logic is eraser on the pencil was made small for us to remember that chances are limited.”
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“One thing we must learn about love: If you don’t love the person at all, never give him a reason to love you more…”
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“Take a sweet smile when you are insulted. Sometimes, a smile is enough to make them regret with their words…”
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“In every time I get hurt, I’ll just close my eyes and say, “Someday, I will not get hurt anymore”. Because GOD is there…comforting me in all the time.”
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“It’s the fire of suffering that brings forth the gold of godliness.”
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“You will never achieve anything great in life unless you dare to believe that something inside you is greater than the circumstances you face.”
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“A clay pot that contains milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison. It’s not our outer glamour, but our inner self that makes us valuable.”
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“Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.”
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The best antidote is to pray. Nothing more, nothing less…”
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“Pencils are made with erasers to give us second chances. But the real logic is eraser on the pencil was made small for us to remember that chances are limited.”
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“One thing we must learn about love: If you don’t love the person at all, never give him a reason to love you more…”
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“Take a sweet smile when you are insulted. Sometimes, a smile is enough to make them regret with their words…”
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“In every time I get hurt, I’ll just close my eyes and say, “Someday, I will not get hurt anymore”. Because GOD is there…comforting me in all the time.”
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“It’s the fire of suffering that brings forth the gold of godliness.”
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“You will never achieve anything great in life unless you dare to believe that something inside you is greater than the circumstances you face.”
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“A clay pot that contains milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison. It’s not our outer glamour, but our inner self that makes us valuable.”
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“Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.”
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 70
“Friends are like mirrors they are our reflection…”
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Shakespeare said:
“New friends may be poems but old friends are alphabets…
Do not forget alphabets, because you will need them to read the poems.”
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“Response is one of the most powerful weapons occupy a place in someone’s heart. So always give the best response to the person who cares for you.”
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“When friends are in love with each other, it is pretty much obvious to everybody except for two of them.”
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“Friendship is earned by those who accept each other for what they are and for what they only have. Trust and respect flows in it to make it lasting.”
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the greatest treasures r not gold, nor jewels, nor works
of arts.. they cannot be held in ur hands der held within
ur heart 4 worldy thanks will fade away as season com
but d treasure of a true friendship will nver lose each glow.
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Shakespeare said:
“New friends may be poems but old friends are alphabets…
Do not forget alphabets, because you will need them to read the poems.”
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“Response is one of the most powerful weapons occupy a place in someone’s heart. So always give the best response to the person who cares for you.”
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“When friends are in love with each other, it is pretty much obvious to everybody except for two of them.”
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“Friendship is earned by those who accept each other for what they are and for what they only have. Trust and respect flows in it to make it lasting.”
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the greatest treasures r not gold, nor jewels, nor works
of arts.. they cannot be held in ur hands der held within
ur heart 4 worldy thanks will fade away as season com
but d treasure of a true friendship will nver lose each glow.
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Love Quotes Text Messages 186
It's better to meet the person who will truly loves you later,
than to meet someone now who have promises
to love you but sooner or later leaves you forever…
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“One of the hardest in life is forcing yourself
to forget the things that made you happy just because it's over..."
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“Being able to wait is a sign of true love and patience. Anyone can say, “I love you”, but not everyone can wait and prove it’s true..."
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“Everybody knows how to love, but there are only few people knows how to stay in love with one person for a very long period of time.”
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“When nails are grown; we cut nails not fingers, similarly in the relationship, when misunderstanding is raising, it should be cut the pride and not the relationship.”
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“When you still useful, you’ll be taken care of, but the moment they find someone better, they won’t even remember how you’ve been useful to them.”
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“Take risks even if you have only one percent to win, continue to fight and always remember, no matter how small a chance is it is still an opportunity to win. So, there is still a chance in life…”
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“Life is like a FACEBOOK. People will like your problems and comments on it, but no one can solve your problem because everyone is busy updating their own…”
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“Smile brings love; therefore, never forget to smile to someone special to you because love is unpredictable, you’ll never know if there is someone who’s falling in love with your smile…”
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“We don’t need to explain how much we love a person. It’s up to them how they appreciate the efforts that you did for them to be contented.”
________________________________________________________
“If you leave a legacy of kindness to those who come into your life, they will find it hard to erase you from their hearts…”
__________________________________________________________
“The person who really knows how to love will always win even in a biggest battle…”
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“The real winner in love is the person who makes sense in every challenge of being hurt..."
__________________________________________________________
“A relationship doesn’t need any promises, terms or conditions. It’s just need two wonderful people, “one who can trust” and “one who can understand”…”
____________________________________________________________
“A person that has a happy spirit doesn’t easily get tired and is always disposed to do well. We’ve been created for greater purpose. Don’t let yourself fall in things that remove the beauty of your heart… Carry a heart that never hate, carry a smile that never fades, carry a heart that never hurts, be humble and always carry a love that’s always gives comfort…”
___________________________________________________________
“I know in this life there will be another you, another moment or another chance.
So, as long as you are there now is the opportunity to tell you that, “I’m happy that I met you.”
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than to meet someone now who have promises
to love you but sooner or later leaves you forever…
_____________________________________________________
“One of the hardest in life is forcing yourself
to forget the things that made you happy just because it's over..."
______________________________________________________
“Being able to wait is a sign of true love and patience. Anyone can say, “I love you”, but not everyone can wait and prove it’s true..."
_______________________________________________________
“Everybody knows how to love, but there are only few people knows how to stay in love with one person for a very long period of time.”
_________________________________________________________
“When nails are grown; we cut nails not fingers, similarly in the relationship, when misunderstanding is raising, it should be cut the pride and not the relationship.”
________________________________________________________
“When you still useful, you’ll be taken care of, but the moment they find someone better, they won’t even remember how you’ve been useful to them.”
________________________________________________________
“Take risks even if you have only one percent to win, continue to fight and always remember, no matter how small a chance is it is still an opportunity to win. So, there is still a chance in life…”
________________________________________________________
“Life is like a FACEBOOK. People will like your problems and comments on it, but no one can solve your problem because everyone is busy updating their own…”
_________________________________________________________
“Smile brings love; therefore, never forget to smile to someone special to you because love is unpredictable, you’ll never know if there is someone who’s falling in love with your smile…”
________________________________________________________
“We don’t need to explain how much we love a person. It’s up to them how they appreciate the efforts that you did for them to be contented.”
________________________________________________________
“If you leave a legacy of kindness to those who come into your life, they will find it hard to erase you from their hearts…”
__________________________________________________________
“The person who really knows how to love will always win even in a biggest battle…”
__________________________________________________________
“The real winner in love is the person who makes sense in every challenge of being hurt..."
__________________________________________________________
“A relationship doesn’t need any promises, terms or conditions. It’s just need two wonderful people, “one who can trust” and “one who can understand”…”
____________________________________________________________
“A person that has a happy spirit doesn’t easily get tired and is always disposed to do well. We’ve been created for greater purpose. Don’t let yourself fall in things that remove the beauty of your heart… Carry a heart that never hate, carry a smile that never fades, carry a heart that never hurts, be humble and always carry a love that’s always gives comfort…”
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“I know in this life there will be another you, another moment or another chance.
So, as long as you are there now is the opportunity to tell you that, “I’m happy that I met you.”
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 86
May dumaang panget na bakla...
BATA: hoy! bakla! panget! panget!
(binalewla lng ng bkla)
Sumunod na araw ulit...
BATA: anjan na nman c bakla! PANGET! PANGET!
(napikon na tlga c bkla)
BAKLA: langyang bata ka! wlang modo! (*tugsh! gedukol ang bata)
ayan magtino kna!
Da nxt day...
Dumaan ulit c bakla, at nkita ang bata, sabay sbing,
"oh anu ha!" asik ng bkla.
Ngumisi lng ang bata sbay sabing " wla! ala muna yun!
hahaha
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BATA: hoy! bakla! panget! panget!
(binalewla lng ng bkla)
Sumunod na araw ulit...
BATA: anjan na nman c bakla! PANGET! PANGET!
(napikon na tlga c bkla)
BAKLA: langyang bata ka! wlang modo! (*tugsh! gedukol ang bata)
ayan magtino kna!
Da nxt day...
Dumaan ulit c bakla, at nkita ang bata, sabay sbing,
"oh anu ha!" asik ng bkla.
Ngumisi lng ang bata sbay sabing " wla! ala muna yun!
hahaha
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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 54
BROCOLLI: i luk lyk a tree.
WALLNUT: i luk lyk a brain.
MUSHROOM: i luk lyk an umbrella.
EGGPLANT: dude? change topic
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WALLNUT: i luk lyk a brain.
MUSHROOM: i luk lyk an umbrella.
EGGPLANT: dude? change topic
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 69
"Give your ENEMY a THOUSAND chances to become
your FRIEND...
but DON'T give your FRIEND a single chance to
become your ENEMY.."
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your FRIEND...
but DON'T give your FRIEND a single chance to
become your ENEMY.."
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Tagalog Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 2
Boy: babe password kba?
Girl: ha? bkt nman?
boy: hndi kc kita pwdeng klimutan.
girl: ang sweet mo nman babe.
boy: weee.. pro pwd kitang palitan. hahaha
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Girl: ha? bkt nman?
boy: hndi kc kita pwdeng klimutan.
girl: ang sweet mo nman babe.
boy: weee.. pro pwd kitang palitan. hahaha
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 109
What is da meaning of M.U?
mutual undrstanding?
MALI!
e2 un: " wla kau commitment kya wag ka msyado mgxpct..
pwde ka mgselos.. pwde ka mgtampo. pro dka pwde mgalit.
pwde mkipagd8 sa iba pro wg ng mgpa2alam.
pwde mkipagd8 sa iba pro wag ng mgpa2alam.
pwde mo xa lmbngin. pwde ykapin.
at pg nlman mo my bf/gf na xa, pwde ka umyak, pwde ka msaktan
pro d m xa pwde sumbtan dhil wla kng krpatan.
dahil ang M.U ay
isang "MALABONG USAPAN" lamang...
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mutual undrstanding?
MALI!
e2 un: " wla kau commitment kya wag ka msyado mgxpct..
pwde ka mgselos.. pwde ka mgtampo. pro dka pwde mgalit.
pwde mkipagd8 sa iba pro wg ng mgpa2alam.
pwde mkipagd8 sa iba pro wag ng mgpa2alam.
pwde mo xa lmbngin. pwde ykapin.
at pg nlman mo my bf/gf na xa, pwde ka umyak, pwde ka msaktan
pro d m xa pwde sumbtan dhil wla kng krpatan.
dahil ang M.U ay
isang "MALABONG USAPAN" lamang...
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 178
If you move like y ou are happy, you begin to think
happy thoughts.
rmmber;
"motin creates emotion"
BE HAPPY at all times..
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I won't dare to question GOD why i undergo
trials and challenges, because i never question
him when i experience joy and happiness
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In lyf you have to face the fact that every time
you take one step closer to what you want..
you take one step away from what you have."
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98% of txtrs wont send ds,
wen JESUS died on d CROSS
HE WAS THINKING OF U!
F ur 1 of d 2 % hu will STAND UP 4 HIM..
4wrd as MANY as u can, u will rcve gudnews 2rmw!
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Things aren't always going to be ok.
Sometyms all u can do is just breathe deep,
smile to urself and let evrything unfold.
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happy thoughts.
rmmber;
"motin creates emotion"
BE HAPPY at all times..
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I won't dare to question GOD why i undergo
trials and challenges, because i never question
him when i experience joy and happiness
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In lyf you have to face the fact that every time
you take one step closer to what you want..
you take one step away from what you have."
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98% of txtrs wont send ds,
wen JESUS died on d CROSS
HE WAS THINKING OF U!
F ur 1 of d 2 % hu will STAND UP 4 HIM..
4wrd as MANY as u can, u will rcve gudnews 2rmw!
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Things aren't always going to be ok.
Sometyms all u can do is just breathe deep,
smile to urself and let evrything unfold.
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Love Quotes Text Messages 185
One thing we must learn about love..
if u don't love d person at all...
nver give him a reason 2 love u more..
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I want to be the reason why he wakes up
in the morning & quickly gets hs phone
under hs pillow because he was waiting for my morning
message :)
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Go for someone who's not only proud & glad to have u.
But will also tke evry risk & effort
just to be w/ u..
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no matter how busy a person's day is, if s/he will
do anything to get hold of you by any means,
then you are one of his/her PRIORITIES! ;-)
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if u don't love d person at all...
nver give him a reason 2 love u more..
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I want to be the reason why he wakes up
in the morning & quickly gets hs phone
under hs pillow because he was waiting for my morning
message :)
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Go for someone who's not only proud & glad to have u.
But will also tke evry risk & effort
just to be w/ u..
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no matter how busy a person's day is, if s/he will
do anything to get hold of you by any means,
then you are one of his/her PRIORITIES! ;-)
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Friday, July 22, 2011
Jokes Quotes Text Messages 53
American : is that an apple you are eating ?
Filipino: Yes.
American : you know, in america only poor people eat an apple.
Filipino: oh really? is that a banana you are eating ?
American: yes.
Filipino : you know, here in Philippines only Monkeys eat bananas :D
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Filipino: Yes.
American : you know, in america only poor people eat an apple.
Filipino: oh really? is that a banana you are eating ?
American: yes.
Filipino : you know, here in Philippines only Monkeys eat bananas :D
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Funny Story Quotes Text Messages 1
some funny story:
husband vs. wife
isang gabi umuwi c husband gutom n gutom ,, at galit n galit
s wife namn ganun din... at nagcmula ang away
WIFE: sav ko sau magsaing k na ehh!!!!
HUSBAND: kaw ang dpat magsaing dhl babae kaw...
WIFE: ikaw!
HUSBAND: ikaw!
o' cge ganto na lang kng cnu ang gumalw cyang magsasaing!
anu deal!
WIFE: cgeh!!! kala m huh nde kita uurungan!!!
after 3 hrs,
dumating c kumpare ni husband..... ui pare inuman tau! nakita nito sa teres c husband peo nde kumikibo..
KUMPARE: ppsok n ko pare ahh!
sa sofa nakita nya si misis... nakaupo wlang kibo...
nilapitan nya at tinanong kung anung nangyare pero nde rin to kumibo
at kht anung gawin ni kumpare nde p rin kumikibot ang dalawa...
kea namn hanggang sa napagsamantalahn nya c misis peo wla p rin kibo c misis
wlang ingay... at nde p rin kumibo c mister..
KUMPARE: cgeh pre aalis n ko (nagmamadali)
pagkatapos,, lumapit c wife kay husband naiyak
WIFE: wlang hiya k napagsamantalahnn ko nde k pa rin kumibo!!!!!
HUSBAND: IKAW NA MAGSASAING!!! PANALO AKO HEHEHE
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husband vs. wife
isang gabi umuwi c husband gutom n gutom ,, at galit n galit
s wife namn ganun din... at nagcmula ang away
WIFE: sav ko sau magsaing k na ehh!!!!
HUSBAND: kaw ang dpat magsaing dhl babae kaw...
WIFE: ikaw!
HUSBAND: ikaw!
o' cge ganto na lang kng cnu ang gumalw cyang magsasaing!
anu deal!
WIFE: cgeh!!! kala m huh nde kita uurungan!!!
after 3 hrs,
dumating c kumpare ni husband..... ui pare inuman tau! nakita nito sa teres c husband peo nde kumikibo..
KUMPARE: ppsok n ko pare ahh!
sa sofa nakita nya si misis... nakaupo wlang kibo...
nilapitan nya at tinanong kung anung nangyare pero nde rin to kumibo
at kht anung gawin ni kumpare nde p rin kumikibot ang dalawa...
kea namn hanggang sa napagsamantalahn nya c misis peo wla p rin kibo c misis
wlang ingay... at nde p rin kumibo c mister..
KUMPARE: cgeh pre aalis n ko (nagmamadali)
pagkatapos,, lumapit c wife kay husband naiyak
WIFE: wlang hiya k napagsamantalahnn ko nde k pa rin kumibo!!!!!
HUSBAND: IKAW NA MAGSASAING!!! PANALO AKO HEHEHE
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Touching Story Quotes Text Messages
A very touching story...
A guy visited his dying Chinese friend.
The Chinese said, "Hong pi chik" and died.
The guy went all the way to China to find the meaning of his friend's last word.
And he was shocked to know the meaning, "Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen!"
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A guy visited his dying Chinese friend.
The Chinese said, "Hong pi chik" and died.
The guy went all the way to China to find the meaning of his friend's last word.
And he was shocked to know the meaning, "Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen!"
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 85
Girl: Malamig cguro ang labi mo.
boy: (kinikilig) hndi ah. baket?
girl: ngyeyelo kc ang ngipin mo!
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Ngongo:mukha mu maputi!!
Asawa:hindi maputi and mukha ku
Ngongo:mukha mu maputi!!!
Asawa:di nga maputi ang mukha ko !!
Ngongo :ang abi ko mukha mu mabuti!!!
Anak Na Gising.....
Anak :Nay ,Buka mu daw mabuti sabi ni tatay
istorbo naman ohh !!
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EskweLa o Barkada?
Sa EskweLa, Gigising ka ng Maaga.
Sa Barkada, Uuwi ka ng Maaga.
Sa EskweLa, May Flag Ceremony.
Sa Barkada, May Frat Ceremony.
Sa EskweLa, May Guro.
Sa Barkada, May Gulo.
Sa EskweLa, May Libro.
Sa Barkada, May SigariLyo.
Sa EskweLa, May Addition.
Sa Barkada, May Addiction.
Sa EskweLa, Pangarap mo Matutupad.
Sa Barkada, Pangarap mo Lilipad.
Ikaw? San ka? EskweLa? O, Barkada?
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boy: (kinikilig) hndi ah. baket?
girl: ngyeyelo kc ang ngipin mo!
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Ngongo:mukha mu maputi!!
Asawa:hindi maputi and mukha ku
Ngongo:mukha mu maputi!!!
Asawa:di nga maputi ang mukha ko !!
Ngongo :ang abi ko mukha mu mabuti!!!
Anak Na Gising.....
Anak :Nay ,Buka mu daw mabuti sabi ni tatay
istorbo naman ohh !!
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EskweLa o Barkada?
Sa EskweLa, Gigising ka ng Maaga.
Sa Barkada, Uuwi ka ng Maaga.
Sa EskweLa, May Flag Ceremony.
Sa Barkada, May Frat Ceremony.
Sa EskweLa, May Guro.
Sa Barkada, May Gulo.
Sa EskweLa, May Libro.
Sa Barkada, May SigariLyo.
Sa EskweLa, May Addition.
Sa Barkada, May Addiction.
Sa EskweLa, Pangarap mo Matutupad.
Sa Barkada, Pangarap mo Lilipad.
Ikaw? San ka? EskweLa? O, Barkada?
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 68
When friends are in love with each other..
it's pretty much obvious to evrybody...
except for the 2 of them..
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it's pretty much obvious to evrybody...
except for the 2 of them..
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 108
Bakit ang adik kinukulong?
pano kugn adik ako sau?
kya mu bang ikulong ako sa puso mo?
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Sabi ng nlove na lalaki:
"True love is lyk a man playing chess, alwys afraid
of losing his queen,
sabi nmn ng girls:
"Broken hearted girls are lyk da QUEEN on da game
of chess no matter how difficult da game is
the QUEEN always has da deadlest moves
but da sad part is she would evn sacrifice
herself just 2 let da king live...
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ang puso ko prang salamin,
kac kahit ilang beses mo pang basagin,
pagtiningnan mo ikaw parin...
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yokong magtanong,
kasi
yokong malaman.
yokong malaman,
kasi
yokong masaktan...
pero bat pa ko aayaw kung ikaw na nagsabing...
yoko.. say
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Ang pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. Kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at haLos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. Pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan
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Sa luv D na
uso ang TANGA !
talo ang LUMULUHA!
ang IN ngaUn LOKOHAN!
malabo ang SerYOSOHAN!
...
kaw papayAg ka bang masaktaN ?
gayon Pde ka namang makipag SABAYAN !
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Ang babae, nirerespeto, inaalagaan!Hindi yan PSP na bubunutin mo lang sa bulsa pag gusto mo ng paglaruan.Hindi yan IPOD na papakinggan mo lang kapag wala kang libangan.At hindi yan RED HORSE na pwede mong laklakin hanggang madaling-araw.Ang babae, marami mang arte sa katawan, hindi yan gadget para kolektahin at paglaruan.
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Sa klase
-
-
...-
Guro: kung kayo ay nagka3rd eye
san nyo ilalagay at bkit??
(maraming sumagot,pero isa lng ang tumayo.)
-
-
Juan: sa puso ko po..pra ndi aq mabulag
sa pagibig na hindi nman totoo.
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Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.
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minsan nakakasawa pag lagi sya andyan, minsan nakakasakal pag lagi sya concern, minsan nagsasawa ka na pag lgi mo sya ksama, pero pano pag minsan mawla na sya, magiging masaya ka ba?
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Teacher : CLASS! ANO ANG KAIBIGAN PARA SA INYO?
Pedro: kasama in good & bad times.
Inday: Sabihan ng secrets po.
Teacher : tama kayong lahat. Oh ! Juan , ano ang kaibigan para sau?
Juan : KAIBIGAN ??
-
-
Yan ung pinaka nakaka-insultong tinawag saken ng taong MAHAL ko :'(
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pano kugn adik ako sau?
kya mu bang ikulong ako sa puso mo?
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Sabi ng nlove na lalaki:
"True love is lyk a man playing chess, alwys afraid
of losing his queen,
sabi nmn ng girls:
"Broken hearted girls are lyk da QUEEN on da game
of chess no matter how difficult da game is
the QUEEN always has da deadlest moves
but da sad part is she would evn sacrifice
herself just 2 let da king live...
_________________________________________________
ang puso ko prang salamin,
kac kahit ilang beses mo pang basagin,
pagtiningnan mo ikaw parin...
_______________________________________________
yokong magtanong,
kasi
yokong malaman.
yokong malaman,
kasi
yokong masaktan...
pero bat pa ko aayaw kung ikaw na nagsabing...
yoko.. say
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Ang pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. Kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at haLos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. Pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan
________________________________________________
Sa luv D na
uso ang TANGA !
talo ang LUMULUHA!
ang IN ngaUn LOKOHAN!
malabo ang SerYOSOHAN!
...
kaw papayAg ka bang masaktaN ?
gayon Pde ka namang makipag SABAYAN !
__________________________________________________
Ang babae, nirerespeto, inaalagaan!Hindi yan PSP na bubunutin mo lang sa bulsa pag gusto mo ng paglaruan.Hindi yan IPOD na papakinggan mo lang kapag wala kang libangan.At hindi yan RED HORSE na pwede mong laklakin hanggang madaling-araw.Ang babae, marami mang arte sa katawan, hindi yan gadget para kolektahin at paglaruan.
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Sa klase
-
-
...-
Guro: kung kayo ay nagka3rd eye
san nyo ilalagay at bkit??
(maraming sumagot,pero isa lng ang tumayo.)
-
-
Juan: sa puso ko po..pra ndi aq mabulag
sa pagibig na hindi nman totoo.
____________________________________________________
Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.
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minsan nakakasawa pag lagi sya andyan, minsan nakakasakal pag lagi sya concern, minsan nagsasawa ka na pag lgi mo sya ksama, pero pano pag minsan mawla na sya, magiging masaya ka ba?
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Teacher : CLASS! ANO ANG KAIBIGAN PARA SA INYO?
Pedro: kasama in good & bad times.
Inday: Sabihan ng secrets po.
Teacher : tama kayong lahat. Oh ! Juan , ano ang kaibigan para sau?
Juan : KAIBIGAN ??
-
-
Yan ung pinaka nakaka-insultong tinawag saken ng taong MAHAL ko :'(
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 108
INDAY: Naa ka program nga mo delete ug mga batig
nawong sa Facebook?
CLARA: Naa pero basin ma delete ka apil.
hahaha
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Sa canteen nag order ang KANO:
KANO:Will u plz giv mem a few two?
TINDERA: what, sir?
KANO: I said, "few two!"
TINDERA: ay! u want PUTO!
KANO: datz ryt!
Is dat how u pronounce it?
(tindera ngbagotbot) Buang maning kanoa, Puto lang
diay. Pa-few two, few two pah Balusan nko bi.
wat color sir, few ti or few la?
haha
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nawong sa Facebook?
CLARA: Naa pero basin ma delete ka apil.
hahaha
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Sa canteen nag order ang KANO:
KANO:Will u plz giv mem a few two?
TINDERA: what, sir?
KANO: I said, "few two!"
TINDERA: ay! u want PUTO!
KANO: datz ryt!
Is dat how u pronounce it?
(tindera ngbagotbot) Buang maning kanoa, Puto lang
diay. Pa-few two, few two pah Balusan nko bi.
wat color sir, few ti or few la?
haha
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Love Quotes Text Messages 184
Nver luv NAUTICAL & MARINE students coz dey wil let
u SWIM in der lies.
Nver luv CHEMISTRY students coz they can POISON
ur heart
Nver luv NURSING students coz dey olweyz INJECT pain.
Nver luv engineering students coz dey olweyz liv der
X w/out knowing Y.
Nver luv ACCOUNTANCY students coz dey olweyz liv
DEBI CREDIT.
But instead luv da IT students coz dey will olweyz
SAVE luv & DELETE pain & PASTE da efforts 4 u
ru ur happiness...
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A BF gave a challenge to his GF to live a day w/o him.
no communications at all and said if she passed it,
he'll love her forever..
the GF agreed,
she didnt text or call him the whole day,
w/o knowing that his BF has only 24hrs has live
because he's suffering from cancer..
she excitedly went to her BF's house the next day,
tears fall as she saw his BF lying on the coffin
with a note on the side..
"You did it baby, can you do it everyday? I LOVE YOU"
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Girl Friend: I Cheated.
Boy Friend: So What Do you Think I Love You?
Boy Friend: I was also Cheating on you for the Past 2 Years.
Girl Started Crying & Said: I was Talking about Exams. :(
Boy: OoOops!
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Sana
ang love parang
Volleyball nalang.. .
.
.
.
para
whenever i shout
"Mine", .
.
.
.everyone will
back off .:')
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"nver think that you are not good enough for ur luv
ones.
sometimes,you should ask yourself if they are good
enough for you!"
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u SWIM in der lies.
Nver luv CHEMISTRY students coz they can POISON
ur heart
Nver luv NURSING students coz dey olweyz INJECT pain.
Nver luv engineering students coz dey olweyz liv der
X w/out knowing Y.
Nver luv ACCOUNTANCY students coz dey olweyz liv
DEBI CREDIT.
But instead luv da IT students coz dey will olweyz
SAVE luv & DELETE pain & PASTE da efforts 4 u
ru ur happiness...
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A BF gave a challenge to his GF to live a day w/o him.
no communications at all and said if she passed it,
he'll love her forever..
the GF agreed,
she didnt text or call him the whole day,
w/o knowing that his BF has only 24hrs has live
because he's suffering from cancer..
she excitedly went to her BF's house the next day,
tears fall as she saw his BF lying on the coffin
with a note on the side..
"You did it baby, can you do it everyday? I LOVE YOU"
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Girl Friend: I Cheated.
Boy Friend: So What Do you Think I Love You?
Boy Friend: I was also Cheating on you for the Past 2 Years.
Girl Started Crying & Said: I was Talking about Exams. :(
Boy: OoOops!
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Sana
ang love parang
Volleyball nalang.. .
.
.
.
para
whenever i shout
"Mine", .
.
.
.everyone will
back off .:')
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"nver think that you are not good enough for ur luv
ones.
sometimes,you should ask yourself if they are good
enough for you!"
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 177
"Not everything that you wanted and worked hard for
is always meant to be yours.
Somehow you lose.
But when you lose,
there will come a better time that
you surely deserve more than anything.
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Silence is the best answer you can give to an issue..
what's the use of admitting or denying when in the
first place, you are already judged?
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"Nver treat anyone like a stone, as if they don't
feel anything... because when a stone gets back
at u, they can cause real pain"
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If GOD pays u P1.00 for evry kind word u speak,
and takes away P1.00 for evry unkind word u say,
would u then be rich or POOR?
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if you feel that you are less needed by a person,
learn to apply these two words:
'KEEP DISTANCE'
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"a person that has a "happy spirit" doesn't easily get
tired and is always disposed to do good..
we've been created for greater purpose - don't let
yourself fall in things that remove the "beauty"
of your heart.."
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is always meant to be yours.
Somehow you lose.
But when you lose,
there will come a better time that
you surely deserve more than anything.
__________________________________________________
Silence is the best answer you can give to an issue..
what's the use of admitting or denying when in the
first place, you are already judged?
___________________________________________________
"Nver treat anyone like a stone, as if they don't
feel anything... because when a stone gets back
at u, they can cause real pain"
__________________________________________________
If GOD pays u P1.00 for evry kind word u speak,
and takes away P1.00 for evry unkind word u say,
would u then be rich or POOR?
___________________________________________________
if you feel that you are less needed by a person,
learn to apply these two words:
'KEEP DISTANCE'
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"a person that has a "happy spirit" doesn't easily get
tired and is always disposed to do good..
we've been created for greater purpose - don't let
yourself fall in things that remove the "beauty"
of your heart.."
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Saturday, July 16, 2011
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 5
a SAD story..
GIRL: " i broke up with him today. i told him i wasn't happy. he didn't even ask why.I thought he would ask me to stay but he didn't. he just let me go and just like that I LOST THE GUY I WAITED FOR SO LONG"
GUY: " she broke up with me today. she said she wasn't happy, i was too hurt to ask why. i wanted to stop her from leaving but if she's not happy with me, there's no way i can make her stay so i just let her go..just like that I LOST THE GIRL I'VE DREAMING FOR SO LONG
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GIRL: " i broke up with him today. i told him i wasn't happy. he didn't even ask why.I thought he would ask me to stay but he didn't. he just let me go and just like that I LOST THE GUY I WAITED FOR SO LONG"
GUY: " she broke up with me today. she said she wasn't happy, i was too hurt to ask why. i wanted to stop her from leaving but if she's not happy with me, there's no way i can make her stay so i just let her go..just like that I LOST THE GIRL I'VE DREAMING FOR SO LONG
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 107
Mangutana lang ko.
Katong bata pka, gipaak pudnmoh ang metal
sa monggol pencil para mugawas ang eraser?
Ngsud-an pud ka'g Milo?
Mukanta pud ka sauna atubangan sa electric fan?
Gibantayan pud ba nmoh kung mupalong ba jud
ang suga sa ref kung isira?
Gitilawan pud nmoh ang nectar sa tansan?
ug nagsulat pud ka sa imong pangalan
sa abog sa sakyanan?
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Katong bata pka, gipaak pudnmoh ang metal
sa monggol pencil para mugawas ang eraser?
Ngsud-an pud ka'g Milo?
Mukanta pud ka sauna atubangan sa electric fan?
Gibantayan pud ba nmoh kung mupalong ba jud
ang suga sa ref kung isira?
Gitilawan pud nmoh ang nectar sa tansan?
ug nagsulat pud ka sa imong pangalan
sa abog sa sakyanan?
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Tagalog Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 1
"TANDUAY"
T-apat
A-akong
N-agmmhal sau
D-i ito mgbbago
U-masa ka
A-alagaan kita
Y-an tandaan mo!
Tanduay rhum 5 years habang tumatagal lalo kitang
mnamhal...
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T-apat
A-akong
N-agmmhal sau
D-i ito mgbbago
U-masa ka
A-alagaan kita
Y-an tandaan mo!
Tanduay rhum 5 years habang tumatagal lalo kitang
mnamhal...
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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 22
A special kybigan is hard to hanap
hirap to lose and impossible to limot
true kybigans are nver hiwalay in layo
but not in puso
di kita forget PANGAKO!
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hirap to lose and impossible to limot
true kybigans are nver hiwalay in layo
but not in puso
di kita forget PANGAKO!
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Greetings Quotes Text Messages 29
Take a swit rest from a fruity nyt..
say ur cholatey prayers..
candy kiss ur loved ones
and give them ur cookie hug..
prepare ur strawbery bed..
and slip w/ ur cotton candy pillows..
pull ur blanket cake..
and have mango dream shake..
in short, have a yummylicious nytzz...
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say ur cholatey prayers..
candy kiss ur loved ones
and give them ur cookie hug..
prepare ur strawbery bed..
and slip w/ ur cotton candy pillows..
pull ur blanket cake..
and have mango dream shake..
in short, have a yummylicious nytzz...
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 67
Don't just wear clothes that will make you look good;
wear those that you are comfortable w/...
Same w/ FRIENDS, go not w/ the people that will
make you fell FAMOUS, but w/ the people you can smile
w/, w/0 PRETENTIONS..
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wear those that you are comfortable w/...
Same w/ FRIENDS, go not w/ the people that will
make you fell FAMOUS, but w/ the people you can smile
w/, w/0 PRETENTIONS..
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Visayan Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 3
ang "UYAB" murag TINULA lami kung init pah...
ang "KABIT" murag INUN-UNAN lami gihapun
bsann paugmaan pah.
ang "ASAWA" murag tinapa ablihan lng kong apiki nah!
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"COME ON GUY" javascript:void(0)
come on guy, is a green leafy vegetable..
pgkuha dd2 ug "COME ON GUY"
pra isagol sa isdang "LOVE US"
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F ever u fil down sad bored & lonely
dnt wory "im here"
i will cmply tapik ur shouldr & sa7:
"tara kuyog ta, palit tag uyab!
librehon tka.
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ang "KABIT" murag INUN-UNAN lami gihapun
bsann paugmaan pah.
ang "ASAWA" murag tinapa ablihan lng kong apiki nah!
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"COME ON GUY" javascript:void(0)
come on guy, is a green leafy vegetable..
pgkuha dd2 ug "COME ON GUY"
pra isagol sa isdang "LOVE US"
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F ever u fil down sad bored & lonely
dnt wory "im here"
i will cmply tapik ur shouldr & sa7:
"tara kuyog ta, palit tag uyab!
librehon tka.
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Love Quotes Text Messages 183
"Sometimes, you have to run away..
not just to create distance..
but to see who cares enough to run
behind and pull you back."
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I nver dream for perfect relationship
but i always dream of having a long time
relationship, not for months but for lifetime
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The worst thing that a man can do to a woman,
is to let her fall in love and leave her when
she falls. :(
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if you love two people at the same time,
choose the second one, because
if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't
have fallen for the second.
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the best way to LOVE someone is to be just
his/ her FRIEND && wait until
she/he will realize that s/he needs you to be
MORE than that
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"there are songs that can reli make u cry
sad wen u hear them...
But it's actually not da song dat makes u cry,
It's da person memories dat comes first
into ur mind..
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Sa 17 regions,
80 provinces,
136 cities
1495 municipalities,
41995 brgys.
7107 islands,
sa total of 300,000 area in square kil0meters.
.
And over 94M populati0n here in our precious country.
Imagine?
I found YOU? :">
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not just to create distance..
but to see who cares enough to run
behind and pull you back."
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I nver dream for perfect relationship
but i always dream of having a long time
relationship, not for months but for lifetime
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The worst thing that a man can do to a woman,
is to let her fall in love and leave her when
she falls. :(
__________________________________________________
if you love two people at the same time,
choose the second one, because
if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't
have fallen for the second.
__________________________________________________
the best way to LOVE someone is to be just
his/ her FRIEND && wait until
she/he will realize that s/he needs you to be
MORE than that
_____________________________________________________
"there are songs that can reli make u cry
sad wen u hear them...
But it's actually not da song dat makes u cry,
It's da person memories dat comes first
into ur mind..
______________________________________________________
Sa 17 regions,
80 provinces,
136 cities
1495 municipalities,
41995 brgys.
7107 islands,
sa total of 300,000 area in square kil0meters.
.
And over 94M populati0n here in our precious country.
Imagine?
I found YOU? :">
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 107
Ang "puso"
isa lng yan..
Kung my mhal kna, wag kna mgmhal
ng iba..
Dhil pg pnilit mo gwang dlwa
and "puso" mo..
mhahati yan, "msasaktan kna mkakasakit kpa!
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if u still love ur ex,
text mo sya then say: " i still love u"
at pg ngreply sya ng: "shit! tama na nkkagulo kna!"
don't be sad, reply mo sya ng:
"shit karin! bakit ikw lng ba ex ko?
send to mny un noh!
________________________________________________
Ang LALAKE prang bluetooth..
kapag nsa tabi ka nila,
they stay conncted...
PERO kpag wla ka, they search for new devices..
__________________________________________________
Msarap mgmahal
ng playboy
d dahil gus2 mong
mgpaloko
kundi dahil gusto mo xang mgbago
at marinig sa knya 2..
"sa dami ng niloko ko..
ikw na ba ang "KARMA ko?"
_______________________________________________________
M-A-H-A-L K-I-T-A
means
M- agdusa man
A-ko
H-ahanapin ko
A-ng
L-andas mo
K-ahit
I-kamatay ko
T-a2nggapin ko
A-lang alang sau
__________________________________________________
gaano kaimposible magmahal ang 1 tao na hindi ka pwedeng mahalin?
ganito...
para kang nasa istasyon ng LRT
nagaantay at nagaabang sa paparahin mong jeep
____________________________________________________
siguro the best is not give fully yourself, spare 50% just in case...
also, it`s good not to treat a partner as an eternal possession... maraming nagbabago...
kahit yong biological cells ng tao, every minute nagbabago... ganon din siguro damdamin...
yong tao na ayaw mo ngayon, siguro pag bumalik after sometimes, baka gusto mo na...
yong tao na gusto mo ngayon, baka di mo na gusto bukas...
_____________________________________________________
May nagtanong sakin, "nasasaktan ka ba nya?" sabi ko ng nakangiti, "oo, ang
tanga ko noh?" sabi nila, "eh bakit nakangiti kapa?" alam mo sabi
ko,
"kasi pagumiyak ako baka
____________________________________________________
Natuto akong magmahal hanggang sa nasaktan at di nagtagal iniwan, binalewala, kinalimutan, ewan ko ba! ang hirap! kaya tanong ko "bakit ang pag-ibig nauso pa? pati tuloy ako,
"NADAMAY PA!".
___________________________________________________
Tanong ko lang mali bang magmahal? kasi ginawa ko na lahat para sa kanya.. sinaktan nya pa rin ako.. pero naisip ko na lang hindi pala mali ang magmahal...
nagkamali lang ako ng minahal..
___________________________________________________
Ang pagmamahal di natin pinipilit, di rin sinasadya.. di kayang diktahan.. di natin basta ginusto na lang.. dahil kung kontrolado natin toh..
magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo?
__________________________________________________
My friend asked me "mahal mo pa ba?" then i replyed "sobra.." they asked me again "bakit di mo ipaglaban?" i just whispered..
"masaya na sya.... guguluhin ko pa ba?!.."
_________________________________________________
Girl: Ang sweet ng ibang lalaki pag nagpo-propose no?
Boy: Bakit nman?
Girl: Kasi yung iba niyayaya nila mag-date tapos nasa cake yung ring.
Boy: Ah.
Girl: Wew. Parang hindi ka naman kinilig. Ikaw, pag nag-propose ka. Saan mo ilalagay yung ring?
.
..
.
.
Boy: Sa daliri mo.
Girl: :">
_______________________________________________________
GIRL: wg nyo muna aq kausapin ngayun. i'm sad :(
BOY: TANG INA MO!
GIRL: huhh??? bkt m aq minura???
BOY:
T-uwin ikw
A-i
N-alu2ngkot
G-anto gawen m
I-txt m q
N-andito lng
A-ko pra sau.
M-ahal keta eh!
O-k ba???
GIRL: ahhh :)))... TANG INA MO DIN ♥ ILY
__________________________________________________________________
isa lng yan..
Kung my mhal kna, wag kna mgmhal
ng iba..
Dhil pg pnilit mo gwang dlwa
and "puso" mo..
mhahati yan, "msasaktan kna mkakasakit kpa!
_______________________________________________
if u still love ur ex,
text mo sya then say: " i still love u"
at pg ngreply sya ng: "shit! tama na nkkagulo kna!"
don't be sad, reply mo sya ng:
"shit karin! bakit ikw lng ba ex ko?
send to mny un noh!
________________________________________________
Ang LALAKE prang bluetooth..
kapag nsa tabi ka nila,
they stay conncted...
PERO kpag wla ka, they search for new devices..
__________________________________________________
Msarap mgmahal
ng playboy
d dahil gus2 mong
mgpaloko
kundi dahil gusto mo xang mgbago
at marinig sa knya 2..
"sa dami ng niloko ko..
ikw na ba ang "KARMA ko?"
_______________________________________________________
M-A-H-A-L K-I-T-A
means
M- agdusa man
A-ko
H-ahanapin ko
A-ng
L-andas mo
K-ahit
I-kamatay ko
T-a2nggapin ko
A-lang alang sau
__________________________________________________
gaano kaimposible magmahal ang 1 tao na hindi ka pwedeng mahalin?
ganito...
para kang nasa istasyon ng LRT
nagaantay at nagaabang sa paparahin mong jeep
____________________________________________________
siguro the best is not give fully yourself, spare 50% just in case...
also, it`s good not to treat a partner as an eternal possession... maraming nagbabago...
kahit yong biological cells ng tao, every minute nagbabago... ganon din siguro damdamin...
yong tao na ayaw mo ngayon, siguro pag bumalik after sometimes, baka gusto mo na...
yong tao na gusto mo ngayon, baka di mo na gusto bukas...
_____________________________________________________
May nagtanong sakin, "nasasaktan ka ba nya?" sabi ko ng nakangiti, "oo, ang
tanga ko noh?" sabi nila, "eh bakit nakangiti kapa?" alam mo sabi
ko,
"kasi pagumiyak ako baka
____________________________________________________
Natuto akong magmahal hanggang sa nasaktan at di nagtagal iniwan, binalewala, kinalimutan, ewan ko ba! ang hirap! kaya tanong ko "bakit ang pag-ibig nauso pa? pati tuloy ako,
"NADAMAY PA!".
___________________________________________________
Tanong ko lang mali bang magmahal? kasi ginawa ko na lahat para sa kanya.. sinaktan nya pa rin ako.. pero naisip ko na lang hindi pala mali ang magmahal...
nagkamali lang ako ng minahal..
___________________________________________________
Ang pagmamahal di natin pinipilit, di rin sinasadya.. di kayang diktahan.. di natin basta ginusto na lang.. dahil kung kontrolado natin toh..
magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo?
__________________________________________________
My friend asked me "mahal mo pa ba?" then i replyed "sobra.." they asked me again "bakit di mo ipaglaban?" i just whispered..
"masaya na sya.... guguluhin ko pa ba?!.."
_________________________________________________
Girl: Ang sweet ng ibang lalaki pag nagpo-propose no?
Boy: Bakit nman?
Girl: Kasi yung iba niyayaya nila mag-date tapos nasa cake yung ring.
Boy: Ah.
Girl: Wew. Parang hindi ka naman kinilig. Ikaw, pag nag-propose ka. Saan mo ilalagay yung ring?
.
..
.
.
Boy: Sa daliri mo.
Girl: :">
_______________________________________________________
GIRL: wg nyo muna aq kausapin ngayun. i'm sad :(
BOY: TANG INA MO!
GIRL: huhh??? bkt m aq minura???
BOY:
T-uwin ikw
A-i
N-alu2ngkot
G-anto gawen m
I-txt m q
N-andito lng
A-ko pra sau.
M-ahal keta eh!
O-k ba???
GIRL: ahhh :)))... TANG INA MO DIN ♥ ILY
__________________________________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 176
Dear God,
touch the people i care for.
keep them safe & happy.
Give them love & good health.
Bless them, and continue to abide with them.
______________________________
SMILING?
sign of good mood
LAUGHTER?
sign of happiness
PRAYING?
sign of good faith
CHOOSING ME?
well, that's sign of GOOD TASTE :)
____________________________________
MISTAKES r painful wen dey happen.
but years l8r, a collection of mistakes is called..
EXPERIENCE
-exactly wat LIFE is made of..
_____________________________________
A fish wud never b h appy lving on
land bcoz 8 was made for water.
You will nver feel satsfied on earth
bcoz you were made 4 heavn.
_______________________________________
People monitor their horoscopes & read the
stars for their destiny.
Well, why not read the Bible, & talk to the
ONE who made the stars?
_______________________________________
Don't read if u can't 4ward
..God has seen you struggling with something.
God says its over. A blessing is coming
you way. If you believe in God send this message
on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested.
God is going to fix two things (BIG)
tonight in your favour. If you believe in God.
DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON.
TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T
BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
____________________________________________
Sabi ni MAMA MARY kya umabot ito sa iyo.
Just pray; Mahal na Birhen ng Manaoag.,
tulungan mo po kami sa mga problema namin.
Maraming salamat poh!
"ipasa mo ito 12 katao kasama ako. Tatanggap ka
ng milagro bukas. wag mong balewalain sacrifice pls.
Wish before u send this message, rmmber
sa 12 mo lang isend..
_______________________________________________
God answers a prayer in three ways:
YES, and HE gives u what u want;
NO, and He gives u something better;
WAIT, and he gives you the best!
__________________________________________________
what do you do after waking up?
Praying? Or reading the text on your phone?
What do you do before sleeping?
Praying? Or putting your phone beside your pillow?
What do you do after receiving a blessing?
Praying and thanking GOD or texting your friends and
telling them that your happy?
Thou shall NOT forget GOD all the times.
its a challenge for all of us, to seek GOD first
in our daily lives
_____________________________________________________
Pls. accept this w/ out any second thought.
The Sto. nino has seens u struggling(with something)
The sto. Nino says its over. A blessing is coming ur way.
If you in him, send to 20 people. Pls don't ignore. For
it says in the bible," Deny me in front of everyone,
i will deny u infront of my fater." A blessing
is coming to u in the form of a new job, passing an exam,
a house, peaceful marriage or financial blessing.
No harm in trying.
______________________________________________________
touch the people i care for.
keep them safe & happy.
Give them love & good health.
Bless them, and continue to abide with them.
______________________________
SMILING?
sign of good mood
LAUGHTER?
sign of happiness
PRAYING?
sign of good faith
CHOOSING ME?
well, that's sign of GOOD TASTE :)
____________________________________
MISTAKES r painful wen dey happen.
but years l8r, a collection of mistakes is called..
EXPERIENCE
-exactly wat LIFE is made of..
_____________________________________
A fish wud never b h appy lving on
land bcoz 8 was made for water.
You will nver feel satsfied on earth
bcoz you were made 4 heavn.
_______________________________________
People monitor their horoscopes & read the
stars for their destiny.
Well, why not read the Bible, & talk to the
ONE who made the stars?
_______________________________________
Don't read if u can't 4ward
..God has seen you struggling with something.
God says its over. A blessing is coming
you way. If you believe in God send this message
on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested.
God is going to fix two things (BIG)
tonight in your favour. If you believe in God.
DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON.
TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T
BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
____________________________________________
Sabi ni MAMA MARY kya umabot ito sa iyo.
Just pray; Mahal na Birhen ng Manaoag.,
tulungan mo po kami sa mga problema namin.
Maraming salamat poh!
"ipasa mo ito 12 katao kasama ako. Tatanggap ka
ng milagro bukas. wag mong balewalain sacrifice pls.
Wish before u send this message, rmmber
sa 12 mo lang isend..
_______________________________________________
God answers a prayer in three ways:
YES, and HE gives u what u want;
NO, and He gives u something better;
WAIT, and he gives you the best!
__________________________________________________
what do you do after waking up?
Praying? Or reading the text on your phone?
What do you do before sleeping?
Praying? Or putting your phone beside your pillow?
What do you do after receiving a blessing?
Praying and thanking GOD or texting your friends and
telling them that your happy?
Thou shall NOT forget GOD all the times.
its a challenge for all of us, to seek GOD first
in our daily lives
_____________________________________________________
Pls. accept this w/ out any second thought.
The Sto. nino has seens u struggling(with something)
The sto. Nino says its over. A blessing is coming ur way.
If you in him, send to 20 people. Pls don't ignore. For
it says in the bible," Deny me in front of everyone,
i will deny u infront of my fater." A blessing
is coming to u in the form of a new job, passing an exam,
a house, peaceful marriage or financial blessing.
No harm in trying.
______________________________________________________
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 4
May isang butterfly n nanliligaw
sa isang white rose
"sasagutin lng kta pg naging
red rose n aku"
sobrang nsktan ang buttrfly
sa cnabi nung white rose s knya
pro d siya sumuko
lam mo gwa nya?
pnutol nya sarili nyang katwan
at ikinalat ang sarling dugo sa petals
ng white rose
na inlove ang white rose sa buttrfly
pro ptay na ito.
see?
d mo mrrealize ang isang tao o bgay
hanggat d ito mwwla sau...
sa isang white rose
"sasagutin lng kta pg naging
red rose n aku"
sobrang nsktan ang buttrfly
sa cnabi nung white rose s knya
pro d siya sumuko
lam mo gwa nya?
pnutol nya sarili nyang katwan
at ikinalat ang sarling dugo sa petals
ng white rose
na inlove ang white rose sa buttrfly
pro ptay na ito.
see?
d mo mrrealize ang isang tao o bgay
hanggat d ito mwwla sau...
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Love Story Quotes Text Messages 4
CRUEL STORY :(
BF 'n GF met an accident, BF survived GF died.
GF begged for a second life because she loves his BF so much.
*Request Granted Living in Another Body*
The girl met his BF again, they were dating until the night his BF said:
"Know what? Your actions seem familiar. You're like one of the girl I used to play with. But she's dead because,
I planned it.
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BF 'n GF met an accident, BF survived GF died.
GF begged for a second life because she loves his BF so much.
*Request Granted Living in Another Body*
The girl met his BF again, they were dating until the night his BF said:
"Know what? Your actions seem familiar. You're like one of the girl I used to play with. But she's dead because,
I planned it.
__________________________________________
Visayan Love Quotes Text Messages 32
Boy: Miss Starter ka?
Girl: Hah Y man?
Boy: Ikaw man gud ang bugtong nakapasiga sa na ponder kung gugma!.
________________________________
Girl: Hah Y man?
Boy: Ikaw man gud ang bugtong nakapasiga sa na ponder kung gugma!.
________________________________
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 106
"Huwag mong itali ang sarili mo sa isang tao n ndi ka cgurado kung mhal ka at importnte k s knya,
sadyang may mga taong mgaling mgkunwari at mgpaikot ksama ang PEKENG EFFORT."
:(
______________________________________
Mag-ex, nagkasabay sa elevator..
Girl: Anong oras na?
Boy: Sorry, Wala akong relo.
Girl: Oh talaga? E diba, Two timer ka?
________________________________________
boy : lam mo ba ang simpleng "WALA LANG" ay may malallim na kahulugan na
nagsasabing mahal na mahal kita at gusto kitang makasama habang buhay..
girl : oh ngayun..bakit mo sinasabi sakin yan..
boy : "WALA LANG"
_______________________________________
Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging
malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive.
Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita
napasaya.
______________________________________
Sabi nila nagsisimula daw buhay natin pag nahanap na natin yung taong mamahalin natin... tinanong nila ako, "nagsimula naba buhay mo?" sagot ko,
"..iniwan na nga ako.."
_____________________________________________
sadyang may mga taong mgaling mgkunwari at mgpaikot ksama ang PEKENG EFFORT."
:(
______________________________________
Mag-ex, nagkasabay sa elevator..
Girl: Anong oras na?
Boy: Sorry, Wala akong relo.
Girl: Oh talaga? E diba, Two timer ka?
________________________________________
boy : lam mo ba ang simpleng "WALA LANG" ay may malallim na kahulugan na
nagsasabing mahal na mahal kita at gusto kitang makasama habang buhay..
girl : oh ngayun..bakit mo sinasabi sakin yan..
boy : "WALA LANG"
_______________________________________
Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging
malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive.
Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita
napasaya.
______________________________________
Sabi nila nagsisimula daw buhay natin pag nahanap na natin yung taong mamahalin natin... tinanong nila ako, "nagsimula naba buhay mo?" sagot ko,
"..iniwan na nga ako.."
_____________________________________________
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 84
Vice:Pepsi nga po.
Tindera:Iplastic ba?
Vice:Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwd? Kung ayaw mo, sa karton.
(Pinlastik ng tindera ung pepsi)
Tindera:ang bayad mo? Mgba2yad kba?
Vice:Hnd, mgsusukli. Aq ung tindera kya aq mgsusukli, malamang dba mgba2yad aq kc aq bumili?!
Tindera:Hnd, ung kalabaw, ung kalabaw ung bumili. Malamang ikaw!
Vice:Gaya-gaya ka.
Tindera:Aq?
Vice:Hnd, ung pepsi.
______________________________________
BOY: Lola ingat po kayo dyan.... nangangagat ho ang mga aso dyan.
.
.
.
LOLA: alam ko iho. sa tanda kong to wala pa kong nakitang aso na nanununtok... ADIK ka ba? XD
________________________________________
huwag na huwag mong ikahihiya na may PUTOK ka.
.
.
.
.
....dahil PINAG-PAWISAN MO ITO....
.wahahahaha...
__________________________________________
Tindera:Iplastic ba?
Vice:Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwd? Kung ayaw mo, sa karton.
(Pinlastik ng tindera ung pepsi)
Tindera:ang bayad mo? Mgba2yad kba?
Vice:Hnd, mgsusukli. Aq ung tindera kya aq mgsusukli, malamang dba mgba2yad aq kc aq bumili?!
Tindera:Hnd, ung kalabaw, ung kalabaw ung bumili. Malamang ikaw!
Vice:Gaya-gaya ka.
Tindera:Aq?
Vice:Hnd, ung pepsi.
______________________________________
BOY: Lola ingat po kayo dyan.... nangangagat ho ang mga aso dyan.
.
.
.
LOLA: alam ko iho. sa tanda kong to wala pa kong nakitang aso na nanununtok... ADIK ka ba? XD
________________________________________
huwag na huwag mong ikahihiya na may PUTOK ka.
.
.
.
.
....dahil PINAG-PAWISAN MO ITO....
.wahahahaha...
__________________________________________
Friendship Quotes Text Messages 66
Friendship is a chain of gold, each link a smile,
a laugh, a tear, a grip of hand, a word of cheer.
No matter how heavy the load, i'll be your friend
until we grow old."
_______________________________________________
If you are a lone, I will be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I will be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I will be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I will be your smile.
But anytime you need a friend, I will be just me…
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a laugh, a tear, a grip of hand, a word of cheer.
No matter how heavy the load, i'll be your friend
until we grow old."
_______________________________________________
If you are a lone, I will be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I will be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I will be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I will be your smile.
But anytime you need a friend, I will be just me…
________________________________________________
Love Quotes Text Messages 182
if you love the person, don't give up.
try to be patient. but if that person doesn't
care at all, wait until your heart voluntarily quits.
__________________________________________________
try to be patient. but if that person doesn't
care at all, wait until your heart voluntarily quits.
__________________________________________________
Visayan Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 32
What s love?
Love is fantastic
romantic
realistic
dramatic
and full of
atik-atik
malasang mabitik
cguradong maLOVESICK! :)
________________________________
Love is fantastic
romantic
realistic
dramatic
and full of
atik-atik
malasang mabitik
cguradong maLOVESICK! :)
________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 175
Hello.
It's Me. God.
I will be handling your problems today.
I will be in control and will carry your
burdens so your problems will be handled.
Enjoy your day and know you are blessed.
My child you are never alone. If you deny me on Earth,
I will deny you in heaven. If you're not ashamed
of me send this to 15 people.
Watch what happens in thirty minutes!
Be honest and send th is to anyone who made you smile.
___________________________________________________
"We're all given the same number of hours
each day...
but the way we spend
each minute of those hours makes a great difference.."
_____________________________________________________
Give ds a shot. Let's c f Satan stops ds 1.
Ol u hav 2 do s..
1. Simply say a small prayr 4 d prson hu sent u ds.
"Holy God, Fathr n heaven, bles ds prson n watever
8 s dat u knw he/she may b needng ds momnt. Amen."
2. Share ds prayr 2 evry1.
W/ n hrs, mny pple hav prayd 4 u & u causd a multitud
of ppol 2 pray 2 God 4 othr ppol.
Sit bak & witnes d powr of prayr!
______________________________________________________
There will be always people hu usually
IGNORE u in public
but still....
LOVE you in private..
________________________________________________________
HUMAN PHILOSOPHY
y s Doraemon always on NOBITA'S side?
2 remind us dat der r pipol hu r willng 2 help us any tym
we nid dem!
y does Recca hurt evrytym he calls his 7 flame dragons?
2 show dat we must fil d pain 1st 2 bcum a strongr prson.
y does Naruto hav a demon fox on his body?
2 show dat we ol hav a bad attitude dat we must control.
________________________________________________________
It's Me. God.
I will be handling your problems today.
I will be in control and will carry your
burdens so your problems will be handled.
Enjoy your day and know you are blessed.
My child you are never alone. If you deny me on Earth,
I will deny you in heaven. If you're not ashamed
of me send this to 15 people.
Watch what happens in thirty minutes!
Be honest and send th is to anyone who made you smile.
___________________________________________________
"We're all given the same number of hours
each day...
but the way we spend
each minute of those hours makes a great difference.."
_____________________________________________________
Give ds a shot. Let's c f Satan stops ds 1.
Ol u hav 2 do s..
1. Simply say a small prayr 4 d prson hu sent u ds.
"Holy God, Fathr n heaven, bles ds prson n watever
8 s dat u knw he/she may b needng ds momnt. Amen."
2. Share ds prayr 2 evry1.
W/ n hrs, mny pple hav prayd 4 u & u causd a multitud
of ppol 2 pray 2 God 4 othr ppol.
Sit bak & witnes d powr of prayr!
______________________________________________________
There will be always people hu usually
IGNORE u in public
but still....
LOVE you in private..
________________________________________________________
HUMAN PHILOSOPHY
y s Doraemon always on NOBITA'S side?
2 remind us dat der r pipol hu r willng 2 help us any tym
we nid dem!
y does Recca hurt evrytym he calls his 7 flame dragons?
2 show dat we must fil d pain 1st 2 bcum a strongr prson.
y does Naruto hav a demon fox on his body?
2 show dat we ol hav a bad attitude dat we must control.
________________________________________________________
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 105
Girl: Kung bbgyan kta ng chance na halikan ako
sa harap ng maraming tao. saan?
Boy: (napangiti)
SA SIMBAHAN.
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sa harap ng maraming tao. saan?
Boy: (napangiti)
SA SIMBAHAN.
________________________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 174
Wen i saw Jesus at d cross,
I grvd & cryd,
"Hu nailed him?
but i was shocked!
Wen i turnd & saw..
D hammr n my hand!
______________________________________
Being HUMBLE is much more important than being WISE!
because GOD doesn't need a PROUD mouth that SPEAKS much.
but a KIND heart that LISTENS.
___________________________________________
True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy.
It's about a simple smile whenever u rmmber
someone hu made ur life simple but completely happy..
____________________________________________
I grvd & cryd,
"Hu nailed him?
but i was shocked!
Wen i turnd & saw..
D hammr n my hand!
______________________________________
Being HUMBLE is much more important than being WISE!
because GOD doesn't need a PROUD mouth that SPEAKS much.
but a KIND heart that LISTENS.
___________________________________________
True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy.
It's about a simple smile whenever u rmmber
someone hu made ur life simple but completely happy..
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 106
BISAYA: isda mo dha!
TAGALOG: pssst!
B: dli ni ito sir, bolinaw ni!
T: wla bang malalaki?
B: sagol na sir! naay laki, naay baye.
T: masrap ba to?
B: unsay sarap! pukot akong gigamit ana oi!
T:(nasuko) "labas ka! labas!
B: lab-as jud! unsay pg2o nmo, mnida kog dubok?
TAGALOG: pssst!
B: dli ni ito sir, bolinaw ni!
T: wla bang malalaki?
B: sagol na sir! naay laki, naay baye.
T: masrap ba to?
B: unsay sarap! pukot akong gigamit ana oi!
T:(nasuko) "labas ka! labas!
B: lab-as jud! unsay pg2o nmo, mnida kog dubok?
Love Quotes Text Messages 181
In love:
commitment: what is it for you?
A. A formality.
B. An obligation.
C. It's just the nature of Love.
commitment: what is it for you?
A. A formality.
B. An obligation.
C. It's just the nature of Love.
Monday, July 4, 2011
Tagalog Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 1
giRL:sbhin mO lang qng inlUv kna skin hA??
sasagutin kita agad..
bOy:tlga?alam mO pra kang RebiscO..
giRl:bk8?
bOy:ang kapal ng feeling mO..
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sasagutin kita agad..
bOy:tlga?alam mO pra kang RebiscO..
giRl:bk8?
bOy:ang kapal ng feeling mO..
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 83
Anak umuwi ng bahay.(gaLit) anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?
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nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?
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Love Quotes Text Messages 180
if you fall inlove,
just make sure your loving the right person..
not just it's the ryt thing to do,
always rmmber
it's better to be single but inspired rather than
committed but confused.
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Sumtyms, its better to b clueless about wats
happening around me, rader dan knowing evry bit
of information dat wud silently kill me..
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Do u know wats hard about denying
wat u feel for someone
its da fact dat u can't admit dat
ur stupidly jealous
wen somebody else catches his/her attention...
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f u ask me hw mny times u entered my mind
il b lying if i say many.
coz u only entered ONCE
"since den u nver came out"
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you may hear nothing from me,
on how i appreciate you as you are,
but beyond that silence,
your love creates a beautiful sound
in my heart, that will last for a lifetime
just want 2 remind u dat i'll always be here
no matter how silent our rships becomes!
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just make sure your loving the right person..
not just it's the ryt thing to do,
always rmmber
it's better to be single but inspired rather than
committed but confused.
_____________________________________________
Sumtyms, its better to b clueless about wats
happening around me, rader dan knowing evry bit
of information dat wud silently kill me..
______________________________________________
Do u know wats hard about denying
wat u feel for someone
its da fact dat u can't admit dat
ur stupidly jealous
wen somebody else catches his/her attention...
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f u ask me hw mny times u entered my mind
il b lying if i say many.
coz u only entered ONCE
"since den u nver came out"
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you may hear nothing from me,
on how i appreciate you as you are,
but beyond that silence,
your love creates a beautiful sound
in my heart, that will last for a lifetime
just want 2 remind u dat i'll always be here
no matter how silent our rships becomes!
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Tagalog Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 3
kung wala kang balak MAHALIN...
LANDIIN mo nlng...dahil sa panahon ngaun
nauuso na ang "M.U":)
-MALANDING UGNAYAN-
haha...
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LANDIIN mo nlng...dahil sa panahon ngaun
nauuso na ang "M.U":)
-MALANDING UGNAYAN-
haha...
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Saturday, July 2, 2011
Love Quotes Text Messages 179
.iF a Guys ReaLLy LiKes You
he'Ll lisTen tO wHAt You HAve To say
Not What He HeaRs fRom OthERs..
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he'Ll lisTen tO wHAt You HAve To say
Not What He HeaRs fRom OthERs..
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Tagalog Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 2
DATI:
BOY: apoy ka ba?
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: kase ALAB u.
NGAYON.
BOY: apoy ka ba ?
.
.
GIRL: oo , gusto mo sunugin kita?!
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BOY: apoy ka ba?
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: kase ALAB u.
NGAYON.
BOY: apoy ka ba ?
.
.
GIRL: oo , gusto mo sunugin kita?!
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 94
FACT:
if you make a boy LAUGH, he LIKES YOU.
but if you can make him CRY, he LOVES YOU so much....
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Kung nsaktan k noon s piling ng iba wag kng mtakot mgmhal ulit dhil ndi lhat ng tao mrunong mnakit ng dmdamin..Bkit d mo subukan mgmhal ulit sv nga nla..
Kung may first luv nver die meron nmang love is much better on a second time.
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if you make a boy LAUGH, he LIKES YOU.
but if you can make him CRY, he LOVES YOU so much....
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Kung nsaktan k noon s piling ng iba wag kng mtakot mgmhal ulit dhil ndi lhat ng tao mrunong mnakit ng dmdamin..Bkit d mo subukan mgmhal ulit sv nga nla..
Kung may first luv nver die meron nmang love is much better on a second time.
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 82
Price Tag : Pacquiao version
.
ang pangalan ko ay Manny, Manny, Manny. Ang dami ko ng money, money,
money. Tinalo ko c Mosley saya saya ni Jinky. Ang dami ko ng chaching chaching,
ang dami ko pang babling babling, ang yaman na ni Freddie, may pang ballroom na si Mom
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Sabi ng nanay ko wala daw akong kwentang anak dahil sobrang tamad daw ako..
Kaya minsan nga gusto ko nang sumuko, gusto ko nang magpakamatay,
maglaslas, magbigti pero..
.
.
.
.
TiNATAMAD ako! :))
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.
ang pangalan ko ay Manny, Manny, Manny. Ang dami ko ng money, money,
money. Tinalo ko c Mosley saya saya ni Jinky. Ang dami ko ng chaching chaching,
ang dami ko pang babling babling, ang yaman na ni Freddie, may pang ballroom na si Mom
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Sabi ng nanay ko wala daw akong kwentang anak dahil sobrang tamad daw ako..
Kaya minsan nga gusto ko nang sumuko, gusto ko nang magpakamatay,
maglaslas, magbigti pero..
.
.
.
.
TiNATAMAD ako! :))
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