1 night, lolo pulls a girl
sa kasagingan..
grl: kahit mahubaran ngo ako, u cannot rape me..
susumpong lng rayuma nyo..
lolo: watch me..nag flanax yata ako..
haha..
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my motto 4 today bow..
aanhin pa ang pgging artista..
kung ang ka kising scene nman ay c aling
dionisia..
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Thursday, December 31, 2009
Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 38
"If you don't want to see me smoking..
Then you should better find a ways to make my lips busy!"
hehe..
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Then you should better find a ways to make my lips busy!"
hehe..
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 43
Friends are like crayons. They colour our lives.
I may not be ur favourite color, but hope
u will need me somewhere to complete your picture..
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1 sweet thing that friend can offer..
is to make you laugh..
even though you refuse to smile..
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Friendship is when you steal my chocolates everyday from my
bag..
and yet i still keep them in the same place..:)
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I may not be ur favourite color, but hope
u will need me somewhere to complete your picture..
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1 sweet thing that friend can offer..
is to make you laugh..
even though you refuse to smile..
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Friendship is when you steal my chocolates everyday from my
bag..
and yet i still keep them in the same place..:)
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 108
if sum1 pushing u away,
dats wen da person NEEDS u most.
-ironically true!
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Do you know what's the most painful thing
in the world?
It's when you both love each other and yet you
couldn't patch things up.
where's the pain?
its when one decided to end it up.
and the other has no choice but to give up.
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Ive convnced every1 that i don't love that person
anymore...
Now all i need to do is
to convince myself..
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sometimes when i say "im okay"
i want someone to look at me in the eyes, hug me tight and say,
"i know ur not"
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sumtyms u tend 2 play w/ luv
coz u think dey r juz playing w/ u
but try 2 figure out
mayb ur playing w/ d ryt person
and crying 4 da wrng reason..
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Sometimes being together is more than enough than
saying than i love you..
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I've never been brave in Cupid's eyes.
I tend to hide what i really feel.
Pretend to be fine despite the pain deep within.
Now, i've realized..
"Nobody has the right to hurt me;
unless i let them take away my hapiness."
-Don't love just for the sake of having one.
..but love because you know your partner is the right one."
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It's easy to transfer from one relationship to another.
But it takes one real man, a true lover, who will satisfy
one woman in his entire lifetime..
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dats wen da person NEEDS u most.
-ironically true!
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Do you know what's the most painful thing
in the world?
It's when you both love each other and yet you
couldn't patch things up.
where's the pain?
its when one decided to end it up.
and the other has no choice but to give up.
________________________________________________
Ive convnced every1 that i don't love that person
anymore...
Now all i need to do is
to convince myself..
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sometimes when i say "im okay"
i want someone to look at me in the eyes, hug me tight and say,
"i know ur not"
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sumtyms u tend 2 play w/ luv
coz u think dey r juz playing w/ u
but try 2 figure out
mayb ur playing w/ d ryt person
and crying 4 da wrng reason..
__________________________________________________
Sometimes being together is more than enough than
saying than i love you..
___________________________________________________
I've never been brave in Cupid's eyes.
I tend to hide what i really feel.
Pretend to be fine despite the pain deep within.
Now, i've realized..
"Nobody has the right to hurt me;
unless i let them take away my hapiness."
-Don't love just for the sake of having one.
..but love because you know your partner is the right one."
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It's easy to transfer from one relationship to another.
But it takes one real man, a true lover, who will satisfy
one woman in his entire lifetime..
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Tagalog Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 17
"BARKADA"
jan ako n22 2mambay
umuwi ng late,
mainlove,
mkipag-away,
at mkisama,
taz ssvhin nla,
BARKADA BAD INFLUENCE?
ibat iba mn kmi ng ktangian,
nphamak mn ako mnsa, lhat yan d ko pnagcchan,
dhil sa slitang yan, jan ako,
nging msta at ntutong lumaban..
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jan ako n22 2mambay
umuwi ng late,
mainlove,
mkipag-away,
at mkisama,
taz ssvhin nla,
BARKADA BAD INFLUENCE?
ibat iba mn kmi ng ktangian,
nphamak mn ako mnsa, lhat yan d ko pnagcchan,
dhil sa slitang yan, jan ako,
nging msta at ntutong lumaban..
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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 88
Today & always may you receive d eight fold gifs
of d holy spirit:
joy,
peace,
patience,
kindness,
genrosity,
Faithfulness,
Good health & love.
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God gives gifts of love thru pipol
like you...May all ur days be as special
as the memories u create in the hearts of those
u touch & cared for . God bless!
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One thing i have learned from GOD is how to get
along happily whether i have much or little.
i kno whow to live on almost nothing
or with everything.
I have learned the secret of contentment in every situation.
Do u know why?
because JESUS is enough to cover everything.
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Don't make conclusions wen u r not nvolved.
& most of all,
don't judge people's mistake if you are doin the same thing.
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only the mind can make the right decisions.
but undeniably,
The heart decides for your happiness even if
it is hopeless..
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A depressed swimmer went 2 practice..
The lights were all off,
only d moonlight was bright..He climbd up 2 d highest
diving board of d pool, and extended his arms out..
He noticed his shadow formed a cross shape..
Instead of diving, he first knelt down & prayed 2 God
2 come into his life..
Suddenly, someone walked in & turned the lights on,
he cried wen he saw dat d pool had been drained 4 repairs..
God is good all the time..!
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never beg people to stay against their will..
sometimes the gift of gudbye opens up another door..
move on, but don't move away."
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after awhile i've learned the difference
of holding a hand and falling inlove.
of a hug, and the hug that gets tighter.
of kisses, that they don't always mean something.
of people, that they come and go even
if i didn't want them to.
and so i learned to enjoy
the moment until it lasts,
for ill never know until when it
will be there.
because,
not all good things and good people last forever..
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sometimes when i say "im okay"
i want someone to look at me in the eyes, hug me tight and say,
"i know ur not"
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if you can't amaze people with your intelligence
confuse them with your stupidity..
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sumtyms u tend 2 play w/ luv
coz u think dey r juz playing w/ u
but try 2 figure out
mayb ur playing w/ d ryt person
and crying 4 da wrng reason..
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never beg people to stay against their will..
sometimes the gift of gudbye opens up another door..
move on, but don't move away."
_____________________________________________________
after awhile i've learned the difference
of holding a hand and falling inlove.
of a hug, and the hug that gets tighter.
of kisses, that they don't always mean something.
of people, that they come and go even
if i didn't want them to.
and so i learned to enjoy
the moment until it lasts,
for ill never know until when it
will be there.
because,
not all good things and good people last forever..
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of d holy spirit:
joy,
peace,
patience,
kindness,
genrosity,
Faithfulness,
Good health & love.
___________________________________________________________
God gives gifts of love thru pipol
like you...May all ur days be as special
as the memories u create in the hearts of those
u touch & cared for . God bless!
____________________________________________________________
One thing i have learned from GOD is how to get
along happily whether i have much or little.
i kno whow to live on almost nothing
or with everything.
I have learned the secret of contentment in every situation.
Do u know why?
because JESUS is enough to cover everything.
_______________________________________________________________
Don't make conclusions wen u r not nvolved.
& most of all,
don't judge people's mistake if you are doin the same thing.
__________________________________________________________________
only the mind can make the right decisions.
but undeniably,
The heart decides for your happiness even if
it is hopeless..
____________________________________________________________________
A depressed swimmer went 2 practice..
The lights were all off,
only d moonlight was bright..He climbd up 2 d highest
diving board of d pool, and extended his arms out..
He noticed his shadow formed a cross shape..
Instead of diving, he first knelt down & prayed 2 God
2 come into his life..
Suddenly, someone walked in & turned the lights on,
he cried wen he saw dat d pool had been drained 4 repairs..
God is good all the time..!
______________________________________________________________________
never beg people to stay against their will..
sometimes the gift of gudbye opens up another door..
move on, but don't move away."
_____________________________
after awhile i've learned the difference
of holding a hand and falling inlove.
of a hug, and the hug that gets tighter.
of kisses, that they don't always mean something.
of people, that they come and go even
if i didn't want them to.
and so i learned to enjoy
the moment until it lasts,
for ill never know until when it
will be there.
because,
not all good things and good people last forever..
__________________________________________
sometimes when i say "im okay"
i want someone to look at me in the eyes, hug me tight and say,
"i know ur not"
____________________________________________
if you can't amaze people with your intelligence
confuse them with your stupidity..
_____________________________________________
sumtyms u tend 2 play w/ luv
coz u think dey r juz playing w/ u
but try 2 figure out
mayb ur playing w/ d ryt person
and crying 4 da wrng reason..
_____________________________________________________
never beg people to stay against their will..
sometimes the gift of gudbye opens up another door..
move on, but don't move away."
_____________________________________________________
after awhile i've learned the difference
of holding a hand and falling inlove.
of a hug, and the hug that gets tighter.
of kisses, that they don't always mean something.
of people, that they come and go even
if i didn't want them to.
and so i learned to enjoy
the moment until it lasts,
for ill never know until when it
will be there.
because,
not all good things and good people last forever..
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Happy New Year Qoutes
Once again, when we come to this point of
looking back to d year that wud soon pass,
I rmmber with gratitude the persons who have made
life simply beautiful..
May we continue to be awed at how much of ourselves and d world
had changed & how much of what's worth keeping remained..
May the coming year giv us new hope in christ.
Happy new year!
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looking back to d year that wud soon pass,
I rmmber with gratitude the persons who have made
life simply beautiful..
May we continue to be awed at how much of ourselves and d world
had changed & how much of what's worth keeping remained..
May the coming year giv us new hope in christ.
Happy new year!
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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 71
tarzen & animals went 2 d river 2 tke a bath,
wn tarzan tuk off hs clothes, all anmals lafd..
trzen askd:
y r u lafing? d animals sed: "hubag unta pisot lng!..
haha..
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Days wud be so colorful if..
mag-ulan ug watercolor!!!
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wn tarzan tuk off hs clothes, all anmals lafd..
trzen askd:
y r u lafing? d animals sed: "hubag unta pisot lng!..
haha..
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Days wud be so colorful if..
mag-ulan ug watercolor!!!
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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 53
girl: nagdadrugs kba?
Boy: y shud i pollute my precious body
w/ unecessary drugs wen my only dsire s ur
smile 2 mke me high?
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Boy: y shud i pollute my precious body
w/ unecessary drugs wen my only dsire s ur
smile 2 mke me high?
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 42
I lyk the simplicity of ds line:
" FRIENDS are lyk blood, though they are not bsyd us always
but they came out when we are wounded..
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" FRIENDS are lyk blood, though they are not bsyd us always
but they came out when we are wounded..
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 107
"Bein destined is not just leaving it all in fate..
it's all about how exert much effort proving that
the TWO of you are rightfully meant to be.."
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It's hard to wait around for something
you know might not happen. .
but it's harder to give up when you know
it's evrything you ever wanted..
_______________________________________________________________
U can always trust a dishonest man 2 b dishonest
it is the honest man you should not trust for you
never know when he would be dishonest. .
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"Try to find what make you happy & & soon you will end up
with someone who saw your completeness without ever
wanting anything except to be a part of you.
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you wanna know what's really hard?
it's when you want to express what you feel..
& all you can do..is smile..
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No matter how hard u try to bring back d old times..
at d end of d day, you will realize that old times
are just meant to be...
REMINISCED.
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"
We really have 2 stumble nd fall a lot
of tyms 4 us 2 appreciate d luscious
taste of happiness.
8s d ratio of TEN pains 2 ONE REAL SMILE"
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"should i blame love 4 making me think bout dat person everyday?
or should i blame that person for making me feel this way?
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LOVE is a single word but so meaningful.
It's not just you can trust me but I'll never make you
doubt
Not just takecare but let me take care of you
Not just Im sorry but ill never hurt you again
not just im here but ill never leave you
not just I promise but ill do it
Not just don't worry but ill never give you
reason to worry,
not just i love you but my life has no meaning w/0
you.
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u'll never expect love at its
best but who ever is destined will always prevail..
remmber, there can only be 1 true love for u to exits..
it will not be someone u expect but rather u deserve..
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pipol easily do change..
wen dey r alone, dey knw u.
wen dey got no1 besyd dem, u r imprtant.
bt wen dey find sum1 new, sum1 dey lyk..
dey jst sddenly dont nid u..
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people never know how special someone is until they leave,
but maybe sometimes its important to leave,
so they are given that chance to see how special that
someone really is..
_________________________________________________________________________________
In relationship,
you should be faithful..
if you can't be faithful..
just be carefull...
___________________________________________________________________________________
Don't be too confident wen sm1 tells u they like u,
d real question is..
"UNTIL WHEN?"
bcoz frankly js like seasons, pipol change &
so do feelings.
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Too much TOGETHERNESS can be the reason for breakups.
Spending time apart gives you new stories to share
and helps you grow as a person.
When you see each other a little less, you value you time
together more.
_______________________________________________________________________________________
smtyms no matter how secure u r
n sm1's arms ..
& no matter how tytly u hold on 2 prsons hand..
ul find urslf,
falling..
unintentionally inlove w/ sm1 else..
________________________________________________________________________________________
how come u have plenty of time go out
& make other people fall in love with you,
but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the one
who already does?
________________________________________________________________________________________
it's all about how exert much effort proving that
the TWO of you are rightfully meant to be.."
______________________________________________________________
It's hard to wait around for something
you know might not happen. .
but it's harder to give up when you know
it's evrything you ever wanted..
_______________________________________________________________
U can always trust a dishonest man 2 b dishonest
it is the honest man you should not trust for you
never know when he would be dishonest. .
________________________________________________________________
"Try to find what make you happy & & soon you will end up
with someone who saw your completeness without ever
wanting anything except to be a part of you.
_________________________________________________________________
you wanna know what's really hard?
it's when you want to express what you feel..
& all you can do..is smile..
_________________________________________________________________
No matter how hard u try to bring back d old times..
at d end of d day, you will realize that old times
are just meant to be...
REMINISCED.
____________________________________________________________________
"
We really have 2 stumble nd fall a lot
of tyms 4 us 2 appreciate d luscious
taste of happiness.
8s d ratio of TEN pains 2 ONE REAL SMILE"
_______________________________________________________________________
"should i blame love 4 making me think bout dat person everyday?
or should i blame that person for making me feel this way?
_______________________________________________________________________
LOVE is a single word but so meaningful.
It's not just you can trust me but I'll never make you
doubt
Not just takecare but let me take care of you
Not just Im sorry but ill never hurt you again
not just im here but ill never leave you
not just I promise but ill do it
Not just don't worry but ill never give you
reason to worry,
not just i love you but my life has no meaning w/0
you.
_________________________________________________________________________
u'll never expect love at its
best but who ever is destined will always prevail..
remmber, there can only be 1 true love for u to exits..
it will not be someone u expect but rather u deserve..
___________________________________________________________________________
pipol easily do change..
wen dey r alone, dey knw u.
wen dey got no1 besyd dem, u r imprtant.
bt wen dey find sum1 new, sum1 dey lyk..
dey jst sddenly dont nid u..
_______________________________________________________________________________
people never know how special someone is until they leave,
but maybe sometimes its important to leave,
so they are given that chance to see how special that
someone really is..
_________________________________________________________________________________
In relationship,
you should be faithful..
if you can't be faithful..
just be carefull...
___________________________________________________________________________________
Don't be too confident wen sm1 tells u they like u,
d real question is..
"UNTIL WHEN?"
bcoz frankly js like seasons, pipol change &
so do feelings.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Too much TOGETHERNESS can be the reason for breakups.
Spending time apart gives you new stories to share
and helps you grow as a person.
When you see each other a little less, you value you time
together more.
_______________________________________________________________________________________
smtyms no matter how secure u r
n sm1's arms ..
& no matter how tytly u hold on 2 prsons hand..
ul find urslf,
falling..
unintentionally inlove w/ sm1 else..
________________________________________________________________________________________
how come u have plenty of time go out
& make other people fall in love with you,
but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the one
who already does?
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Monday, December 7, 2009
Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 52
bcuz of luv we learn 2 scrifice
bcuz of luv we learn 2 b satsfyd
bcuz of luv we learn 2 trust
pro mtindi bcuz of luv?
aun dming d na virgin..hahah.
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i was walkin wen i saw sm1..
so cute eye catcher..
head turner ..so telegenice!
so much lyk a celebrity!
pglapit ko. nauntog ako..shocks! mirror..
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if da sun was not been made...
Ako sna ang hottest thing ever created.
i hate u sun..
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pg may umgaw sa taong luv mo, dnt wori
dnt cry stand up at sumgaw ka ng
"ang akin ay akin!"
"at ang di sakin ay mppasakin!
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" d lahat ng lasenggero ay gustong tikman
ang lasa ng ahak..
ung iba jan..
gustong tikman ang lasa ng kainuman..
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hnawakan ng guy ang legs ng gf nya
GIRL: "oops! Pslam 129"
Boy: "sorrii!"
pg uwi hnanap nya sa bible ang psalm 129 at bnasa:
"GO HIGHER & FIND GLORY!
BOY: ayay!
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kpag iniwan k ng bf mo:
ano sbi ni mommy?
"never say die."
ano pa?
"2morow is anoder guy..hahah..
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bcuz of luv we learn 2 b satsfyd
bcuz of luv we learn 2 trust
pro mtindi bcuz of luv?
aun dming d na virgin..hahah.
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i was walkin wen i saw sm1..
so cute eye catcher..
head turner ..so telegenice!
so much lyk a celebrity!
pglapit ko. nauntog ako..shocks! mirror..
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if da sun was not been made...
Ako sna ang hottest thing ever created.
i hate u sun..
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pg may umgaw sa taong luv mo, dnt wori
dnt cry stand up at sumgaw ka ng
"ang akin ay akin!"
"at ang di sakin ay mppasakin!
_______________________________________________________
" d lahat ng lasenggero ay gustong tikman
ang lasa ng ahak..
ung iba jan..
gustong tikman ang lasa ng kainuman..
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hnawakan ng guy ang legs ng gf nya
GIRL: "oops! Pslam 129"
Boy: "sorrii!"
pg uwi hnanap nya sa bible ang psalm 129 at bnasa:
"GO HIGHER & FIND GLORY!
BOY: ayay!
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kpag iniwan k ng bf mo:
ano sbi ni mommy?
"never say die."
ano pa?
"2morow is anoder guy..hahah..
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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 37
I was planning to kill the most
byutiful, & charming girl on earth
Den i realized shud i kill myslf?
Wat a big sin to do ds thing!
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wat s similarity between panty & sky?
sky covers d whole population..
& Panty Covers d source of population!
haha..
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a lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her
finger in2 barman's mouth.
Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.
Lady says: Tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!
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wat is "shock?"
shock is wen a guy is having sex 2 his
pregnant wife wen suddenly, little hands grab
his penis and said.."daddy! huyi ka!"
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byutiful, & charming girl on earth
Den i realized shud i kill myslf?
Wat a big sin to do ds thing!
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wat s similarity between panty & sky?
sky covers d whole population..
& Panty Covers d source of population!
haha..
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a lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her
finger in2 barman's mouth.
Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.
Lady says: Tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!
____________________________________________________
wat is "shock?"
shock is wen a guy is having sex 2 his
pregnant wife wen suddenly, little hands grab
his penis and said.."daddy! huyi ka!"
_____________________________________________________
Inspirational Qoutes Text Message 84
A beautiful world can only b seen tru d eyes
of a happy person..
may u always b happy to see the beauty
dat was made 4u..
be well,be safe and God blessed..
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Every 60 secs u spent angry/upset/mad,
is a full minute of happiness u'll never
get back..
Life is too short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly..
Kisslowly..lovetruly..laugh uncontrolabbly.
& most Importantly,
Never regret anything that made u smile..
____________________________________________________________
God's heart is the most sensitive and tender of all.
No act goes unnoticed.,no matter how insignificant or
small..
______________________________________________________________
Be thankful in every morning
you wake up, a brand new day of your adventure
in life. GOD knows how to mke ur day right.
Lukup n say, LORD BE MY GUIDE!
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you will always see what's wrong when you are right.
but you will never know which is right when you
happy doing wrong. .
________________________________________________________________
Learn to apologize when the situation calls for it,
Don't allow little issues to get out of hand,
Stop thinking of yourself sometimes,
Lower your pride & mean your apology.
You'll be amazed how the words 'IM SORRY"can mean much to someone
in pain. Much more if you're the reason for the hurt.
__________________________________________________________________
Silence doesnt alway mean yes,
it may als0 mean no but its better left unsaid..
anger doesn't always mean hatred,
it could just be a means of coping..
laughter doesn't always mean happiness, sometimes
its just a mask..
tears doesn't always mean sorrow, it may also be
an outlet of joy..
staying away doesn't always mean its the end, it may also
mean the best beginning..
__________________________________________________________________
Learn to forgive people amidst all the hurts
they've caused u, because sumhow in the innermost
corner of their hearts, They never intended
to cause u such pain.
_____________________________________________________________________
What if your greate4st mistake is your greatest happiness?
will you stand to correct it or just hope
that you won't live to regret it?
_______________________________________________________________________
The reason why a seesaw was made for two persons,
is that when you go down, there would always be someone
there to lift you up again!
_______________________________________________________________________
here's something very humbling..
"Never look down on anybody unless
you are bending to help them up"
_______________________________________________________________________
nver allow urself to be treated as nothing
by another person whom you valued so much.
if der's no sense in waiting, then move on,
if you feel u're not valued by dat person like you do,
then let go.
dat's life , its about making wise decisions not about
making urself a foolish one..
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of a happy person..
may u always b happy to see the beauty
dat was made 4u..
be well,be safe and God blessed..
_________________________________________________________
Every 60 secs u spent angry/upset/mad,
is a full minute of happiness u'll never
get back..
Life is too short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly..
Kisslowly..lovetruly..laugh uncontrolabbly.
& most Importantly,
Never regret anything that made u smile..
____________________________________________________________
God's heart is the most sensitive and tender of all.
No act goes unnoticed.,no matter how insignificant or
small..
______________________________________________________________
Be thankful in every morning
you wake up, a brand new day of your adventure
in life. GOD knows how to mke ur day right.
Lukup n say, LORD BE MY GUIDE!
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you will always see what's wrong when you are right.
but you will never know which is right when you
happy doing wrong. .
________________________________________________________________
Learn to apologize when the situation calls for it,
Don't allow little issues to get out of hand,
Stop thinking of yourself sometimes,
Lower your pride & mean your apology.
You'll be amazed how the words 'IM SORRY"can mean much to someone
in pain. Much more if you're the reason for the hurt.
__________________________________________________________________
Silence doesnt alway mean yes,
it may als0 mean no but its better left unsaid..
anger doesn't always mean hatred,
it could just be a means of coping..
laughter doesn't always mean happiness, sometimes
its just a mask..
tears doesn't always mean sorrow, it may also be
an outlet of joy..
staying away doesn't always mean its the end, it may also
mean the best beginning..
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Learn to forgive people amidst all the hurts
they've caused u, because sumhow in the innermost
corner of their hearts, They never intended
to cause u such pain.
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What if your greate4st mistake is your greatest happiness?
will you stand to correct it or just hope
that you won't live to regret it?
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The reason why a seesaw was made for two persons,
is that when you go down, there would always be someone
there to lift you up again!
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here's something very humbling..
"Never look down on anybody unless
you are bending to help them up"
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nver allow urself to be treated as nothing
by another person whom you valued so much.
if der's no sense in waiting, then move on,
if you feel u're not valued by dat person like you do,
then let go.
dat's life , its about making wise decisions not about
making urself a foolish one..
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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 70
Pipol kip wonderin y i am cute, sum ask nag pa Belo
ba daew ako? " i just smyl & say: la ui..kuan lang mani
knang kaila kag since birth..?
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A lizard fell on a table:
GENUIS: Oh! reptila scincidae
KIKAY: Eew!.. lizard
ASTIG: peste! tiki..
IGAT: Shucks butiks
DATU: Yuck Lacoste
POBRE: oi!! sud-an..
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TEACHER: ok class, only pedro got 98/100
PEDRO: dah! kabuhat mo ana? panguli mos inyong bukid ui!
tanom kamote kaon dukot. mga bugo!
TEACHER: d rest got 100..
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DUha ka langaw naa ibbaw sa basa nga TAE..
LANGAW1: mare, kalibangon ko!
LANGAW2: yakz! kalood nimo oi! ayaw pag ana mare oi,
ng kaon bya tah..
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Sa Karenderia
Cstomer: onsa mni imong logaw naa may langaw..
Wter: sakantidad na 5 pisos ayaw napagdahum na manok
ang sagol.
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May nka dinner date ako,
my kugmo near his lips.
giingnan nlng nko "my momho near ur lips"
gitlapan nya ug nisulti.
KW JUD D MAN MOMHO..SUD-AN MN LGEH!...
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ANAK: Ma, 18th b-day na nko ugma!, himo-e bya ko ug
message ha, knang mkahilak ko.
(Pagka-ugma)
MAMA: Nak! adopted ra bya ka..hapi brthday!
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WARDEN: karong adlawa, kamong tnan naay BAG-ONG BRIEF!
PRISO: Yeheeey! pagka buotan ba lamang ni warden oi!
WARDEN: Ok..Selda A and Selda B..
EXCHANGE BRIEF!
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PEDRO: Mouli sa ko kay gusto na nko huboon ang panty ni misis karon!
JUAN: Hot na hot kana diay pre?
PEDRO: Dili, guot ra kaayo sa ako uy!
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GF: Leche ka! kit-an tka naa kuyog holding hands pa mo! kiss pajud!
bnuangan rko nmo!
BF: nah! bsta, wa jd tka! bnuangi , kato ra ko kuyog
mao akong gbinuangan!>.
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ba daew ako? " i just smyl & say: la ui..kuan lang mani
knang kaila kag since birth..?
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A lizard fell on a table:
GENUIS: Oh! reptila scincidae
KIKAY: Eew!.. lizard
ASTIG: peste! tiki..
IGAT: Shucks butiks
DATU: Yuck Lacoste
POBRE: oi!! sud-an..
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TEACHER: ok class, only pedro got 98/100
PEDRO: dah! kabuhat mo ana? panguli mos inyong bukid ui!
tanom kamote kaon dukot. mga bugo!
TEACHER: d rest got 100..
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DUha ka langaw naa ibbaw sa basa nga TAE..
LANGAW1: mare, kalibangon ko!
LANGAW2: yakz! kalood nimo oi! ayaw pag ana mare oi,
ng kaon bya tah..
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Sa Karenderia
Cstomer: onsa mni imong logaw naa may langaw..
Wter: sakantidad na 5 pisos ayaw napagdahum na manok
ang sagol.
_______________________________________________________________________
May nka dinner date ako,
my kugmo near his lips.
giingnan nlng nko "my momho near ur lips"
gitlapan nya ug nisulti.
KW JUD D MAN MOMHO..SUD-AN MN LGEH!...
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ANAK: Ma, 18th b-day na nko ugma!, himo-e bya ko ug
message ha, knang mkahilak ko.
(Pagka-ugma)
MAMA: Nak! adopted ra bya ka..hapi brthday!
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WARDEN: karong adlawa, kamong tnan naay BAG-ONG BRIEF!
PRISO: Yeheeey! pagka buotan ba lamang ni warden oi!
WARDEN: Ok..Selda A and Selda B..
EXCHANGE BRIEF!
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PEDRO: Mouli sa ko kay gusto na nko huboon ang panty ni misis karon!
JUAN: Hot na hot kana diay pre?
PEDRO: Dili, guot ra kaayo sa ako uy!
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GF: Leche ka! kit-an tka naa kuyog holding hands pa mo! kiss pajud!
bnuangan rko nmo!
BF: nah! bsta, wa jd tka! bnuangi , kato ra ko kuyog
mao akong gbinuangan!>.
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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 55
Msakit mgpaalam sa taong mhal mo ang iwan xa khit
mhal mo pa. pro dba ms msakit kung mlman mong..
"wla kna plang hlaga s knya pro ikw..
ptuloy pring umaasa";(
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"Ang pnkamskit n pkiramdam s mundo ay ung nara2mdam
mong di ka na nya mhal pero d niya msbi sau dhil wla kng
gngwang msama.
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minsan ng-aral akong mg gitara..
Msakit sa kmay
mhirap pg aralan
dun ko lng naicip
na ang gitara prang love..
klangan munang msktan, pra my
mttunan
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mhal mo pa. pro dba ms msakit kung mlman mong..
"wla kna plang hlaga s knya pro ikw..
ptuloy pring umaasa";(
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"Ang pnkamskit n pkiramdam s mundo ay ung nara2mdam
mong di ka na nya mhal pero d niya msbi sau dhil wla kng
gngwang msama.
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minsan ng-aral akong mg gitara..
Msakit sa kmay
mhirap pg aralan
dun ko lng naicip
na ang gitara prang love..
klangan munang msktan, pra my
mttunan
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 106
Don't tie ur heart to a person who has nothing to offer u..
U may say you're in love..
U might even say he/she's your soulmate..
But is that enough to fill ur need for love?
Let go..
It might hurt for a while..
But when u get over it..You'll find its for the better.
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U can hide d pain dat u fil & make
ader tink dat u can move on..
But u can never deny d truth dat d person hu failed
& hurt u..
S stil d same prson u wish 2 luv u..
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"Bakit nman ako mlulungkot kung single ako...
Kung lhat nman ng taken ako ang gusto..
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Sumtyms we say Gudbye
2 d 1 we Luv w/o wanting 2..
bt dat doesnt min we stop 2 luv & care coz
sumtyms GOODBYE is dat most painful way of
saying "I LUV U:
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Sumday a past luv will come back to you and will say:
"i still luv u"..
and u'll smile and say..
"i knw but i just don't care anymore"..
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8s hard 2 falln luv agenwen ur stil attach 2 ur past..
U must learn 2 let go & open ur hart 2 sum1else,
8s not easy 2 do but u just hav 2..
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It is not true that beer makes u fat!
It actually makes u lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors,
and lean on the person u like..
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"Never feel empty when the person you love turns you down..
coz not all people are smart enough to appreciate you..
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GIRL: don't make me feel dat im selfush jerk js bcuz
i made u cry!
GUY: den don't make me feel like i did nothing 4 u
wen i almost die crying jst 2 see u smile..
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The bad thing n saying i love you s wen u
don't get an i love you too.
worse s wen u expected an i love u too, but the answer s THANK YOU!
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U may say you're in love..
U might even say he/she's your soulmate..
But is that enough to fill ur need for love?
Let go..
It might hurt for a while..
But when u get over it..You'll find its for the better.
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U can hide d pain dat u fil & make
ader tink dat u can move on..
But u can never deny d truth dat d person hu failed
& hurt u..
S stil d same prson u wish 2 luv u..
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"Bakit nman ako mlulungkot kung single ako...
Kung lhat nman ng taken ako ang gusto..
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Sumtyms we say Gudbye
2 d 1 we Luv w/o wanting 2..
bt dat doesnt min we stop 2 luv & care coz
sumtyms GOODBYE is dat most painful way of
saying "I LUV U:
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Sumday a past luv will come back to you and will say:
"i still luv u"..
and u'll smile and say..
"i knw but i just don't care anymore"..
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8s hard 2 falln luv agenwen ur stil attach 2 ur past..
U must learn 2 let go & open ur hart 2 sum1else,
8s not easy 2 do but u just hav 2..
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It is not true that beer makes u fat!
It actually makes u lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors,
and lean on the person u like..
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"Never feel empty when the person you love turns you down..
coz not all people are smart enough to appreciate you..
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GIRL: don't make me feel dat im selfush jerk js bcuz
i made u cry!
GUY: den don't make me feel like i did nothing 4 u
wen i almost die crying jst 2 see u smile..
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The bad thing n saying i love you s wen u
don't get an i love you too.
worse s wen u expected an i love u too, but the answer s THANK YOU!
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 41
A big hangover last only a day
but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarrasing
drunkin memories will last forever.
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but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarrasing
drunkin memories will last forever.
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