Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 70

Pipol kip wonderin y i am cute, sum ask nag pa Belo
ba daew ako? " i just smyl & say: la ui..kuan lang mani
knang kaila kag since birth..?

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A lizard fell on a table:

GENUIS: Oh! reptila scincidae

KIKAY: Eew!.. lizard

ASTIG: peste! tiki..

IGAT: Shucks butiks

DATU: Yuck Lacoste

POBRE: oi!! sud-an..

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TEACHER: ok class, only pedro got 98/100
PEDRO: dah! kabuhat mo ana? panguli mos inyong bukid ui!
tanom kamote kaon dukot. mga bugo!

TEACHER: d rest got 100..

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DUha ka langaw naa ibbaw sa basa nga TAE..

LANGAW1: mare, kalibangon ko!
LANGAW2: yakz! kalood nimo oi! ayaw pag ana mare oi,
ng kaon bya tah..

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Sa Karenderia

Cstomer: onsa mni imong logaw naa may langaw..

Wter: sakantidad na 5 pisos ayaw napagdahum na manok
ang sagol.

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May nka dinner date ako,

my kugmo near his lips.

giingnan nlng nko "my momho near ur lips"

gitlapan nya ug nisulti.

KW JUD D MAN MOMHO..SUD-AN MN LGEH!...

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ANAK: Ma, 18th b-day na nko ugma!, himo-e bya ko ug
message ha, knang mkahilak ko.

(Pagka-ugma)

MAMA: Nak! adopted ra bya ka..hapi brthday!

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WARDEN: karong adlawa, kamong tnan naay BAG-ONG BRIEF!

PRISO: Yeheeey! pagka buotan ba lamang ni warden oi!

WARDEN: Ok..Selda A and Selda B..
EXCHANGE BRIEF!

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PEDRO: Mouli sa ko kay gusto na nko huboon ang panty ni misis karon!

JUAN: Hot na hot kana diay pre?

PEDRO: Dili, guot ra kaayo sa ako uy!

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GF: Leche ka! kit-an tka naa kuyog holding hands pa mo! kiss pajud!

bnuangan rko nmo!

BF: nah! bsta, wa jd tka! bnuangi , kato ra ko kuyog
mao akong gbinuangan!>.

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