Monday, December 7, 2009

Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 52

bcuz of luv we learn 2 scrifice
bcuz of luv we learn 2 b satsfyd
bcuz of luv we learn 2 trust
pro mtindi bcuz of luv?

aun dming d na virgin..hahah.

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i was walkin wen i saw sm1..

so cute eye catcher..

head turner ..so telegenice!

so much lyk a celebrity!

pglapit ko. nauntog ako..shocks! mirror..

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if da sun was not been made...


Ako sna ang hottest thing ever created.

i hate u sun..


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pg may umgaw sa taong luv mo, dnt wori
dnt cry stand up at sumgaw ka ng

"ang akin ay akin!"

"at ang di sakin ay mppasakin!

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" d lahat ng lasenggero ay gustong tikman
ang lasa ng ahak..


ung iba jan..

gustong tikman ang lasa ng kainuman..

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hnawakan ng guy ang legs ng gf nya

GIRL: "oops! Pslam 129"



Boy: "sorrii!"

pg uwi hnanap nya sa bible ang psalm 129 at bnasa:

"GO HIGHER & FIND GLORY!

BOY: ayay!

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kpag iniwan k ng bf mo:

ano sbi ni mommy?

"never say die."

ano pa?

"2morow is anoder guy..hahah..

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