Monday, December 7, 2009

Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 37

I was planning to kill the most
byutiful, & charming girl on earth

Den i realized shud i kill myslf?

Wat a big sin to do ds thing!


wat s similarity between panty & sky?

sky covers d whole population..

& Panty Covers d source of population!



a lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her
finger in2 barman's mouth.

Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.

Lady says: Tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!


wat is "shock?"

shock is wen a guy is having sex 2 his
pregnant wife wen suddenly, little hands grab
his penis and said.."daddy! huyi ka!"


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