Monday, March 29, 2010

Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 20

Spell-

"LOVE"

L

labis kitang mnahal..

O

oras-oras kang nasa isipan ko..

V

very inlove sayo..

E


Estoryahee!

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 76

TEACHER:
kanus-a nimoh ma fil na artsta k?

STUDENT:
kung mgka gubot ang mga konduktor
sa imo pra ipasakay ka sa ilang jeep!

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 51

Sometimes u just need to stay away
w. the pipol hum u thot are ur friends..
4 u don't know what these pipol realy thinks
about u wen u r out..

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one sweet thing that a friend can offer..

is to make you laugh..

eventhough you refuse to smile..

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I DRINK
I FIGHT
I FLIRT
I GO HOME LATE

dis r d things dat make oders hate me..
bt wat dey dnt knw is dat..

-I DRINK wid d pipol i trust hu'l
take care of me wen im drunk,

-I FIGHT wen my luvd ones r hurt & knowin
dat im fytin 4 d ryt thng..

-I FLIRT wid sum1 dat 1 knw only flirts w/ me
& not w/ any1 else..

-en I GO HOME LATE coz i jst dnt wnt any of my frnds goin
home alone..

ONly tru & real friends can understand dis.

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Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 24

"In d quiet evening,
b4 we close our eyes 2 sleep,
how sweet it is 2be alonew/ GOD n prayer."
Meet GOD in our Dreams & walk
w/ HIM thru out d nyt.

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Jokes Story Qutes Text Messages

In a street accident,
a woman tried to help the victim but suddenly
a nurse came in & said.
"ms excuse me! please step back! i've had a course
in 1st aid & i'm trained in giving CPR."

the woman stepped aside & watched the procedure & said.
"if u need a doctor i'm just at your back."


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Love Qoutes Text Messages 15

Do you know what's DIFFICULT to do?

it is to share jokes with a person.

while deep inside, what you really want is to
share your feelings.

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missing someone isn't bout d time
u've not seen each other..
but bout remmbering d moments
u've shared together and xpcting it to happn again :(

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it feels so good to have someone who knows how
weak and stupid you are at times,

and yet still finds you amazing, simply, beause
they love you..

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"sumtyms no matter hw hard i treasure sum1,
he will nver treasure me back d way i do.

& sumtyms i have 2 b ok wid dat, coz
xpcting too much

hurts most.

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Dr r songs dat can rili make u cry
& sad wen u hear dem.

but its actually not d song dat makes u cry
its d people & things dat cum 1st 2 ur mind wen u hir dem."

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You can tell if that person is someone special.
coz no matter what kind of mood you are in,
that person can always manage
to make you smile.

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"Sometimes we let affection go unspoken...
Sometimes we can't find words
to tell our feelings, especially towards
those we love the best."

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"love can't always be measure by how long you wait..

Its about how will you understand why you are waiting.."

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Why is it that when i already gathered all
the reasons to let HIM go..

..suddenly He acts and proves to me that I really should not."

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sumtyms gudbye bcomes a neccesity..

not bcoz u just want 2 b free from commitments,

nd b free 2 flirt w/ any1 you'd lyk..

bt it is accepting da fact that you just too
tired of fighting 4 sumthing dat isn't
meant 2 be..

Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 92

May ur morning b a garden of GOD's 1derful
blessings & ur lyf blossoms w/ every dream dat's
close 2 ur heart GOD b w/ u in everything
u do.

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The most beautiful people are those who
have known defeat, suffering, struggle and loss.
Yet they still have found their way out..

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GOD has 5 gifts 4 u 2day:

A KEY 4every prblem, a LIGHT 4 evry problem,
a LIGHT 4 every shadow,
a PLAN 4 every 2morrow
a JOY 4 evry sorrow
& A NEW DAY full of blessings.

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"no one can change a person....


but a person can be a reason for a person to change.."

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Watever gives u laughter do it more
often bcuz it will bring light
2 ur heart, energy 2 ur body n wondes 2 ur soul.
so always be happy.

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Nobody is stupid,

It's just that sometimes,
we choose to be stupid for us to feel
a little bit of what they call,

happiness..

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 41

its so nice wen sum1 sleeping
& sum1 touches ur back
very slowly moving 2wards ur neck ryt very close
wisper..

"round 3?

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 50

"As long as there are good friends who tap
your back for all the cute and sweet concerns..
HEARTBREAK will just be ant bite."

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 75

Gay1: Teach me how 2 play badminthon
gay2: Hold d racket d way u hold ur BF's cock.
Gay1:ok
Gay2: No! no..dli ana gurl,guniti lang!!
ayaw om-oma ang racket!

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Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 19

A fast beating heart doesn't always mean love,
a blushing face is not always a sign that your inlove
sometimes, hubog lang! ehehe..

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asa kah? pwd q mu.borow sah imo calcu?

ako tah i.total f pla na ka.percent akng love nimo

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 94

"Sumtyms we have to be very careful on
dropping things,


because they may fall into places wer we cannot
pick them up anymore..


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"if last night you can't sleep..
it might be because you're awake
in someone else's dream.."

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"All the water in the ocean could never sink
a ship unless it gets inside..likewise,
all the pressures of life can never hurt you
let it in..

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10% of conflicts are due to difference in opinion..
90% is due to wrong tone of voice
simple but makes sense.

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Life's lesson..

"You won't know how much someone cares
for you until you realize they don't care anymore".

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"When i got enough confidence, the stage was gone.

When i was sure of losing, i won.

when i needed people the most, they left me.

when i learned to dry my tears, i found a shoulder
to cry on.

and when i mastered the skills of hating,
somebody started loving me.

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"It's impossible to find someone who will never hurt you..

so go for the one who's worth all the pain.

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 114

"Oftentimes, people deny what
they really feel inside..

but how can someone deny if actions can show
what they try to hide"..


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it's sweet if your love finds time to say

"hi"

behind his/her busy schedule..

but it's sweeter if he/she could find a time
to surprise you when you least expect it..

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if you are happy, you will rmmber d person
whom u love"
but
if you are sad, u will rmmber d person who loves u,

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"der are times wen i want 2 tell the world
how much i love som1..

but its 2 late..



the world already knows how much he love someone else.;(

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two things that hurts:


"when someone loves u but does not tell u..


and..


when someone does not love you but keeps on telling you.

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sumtyms, no matter hw much u lyk 1 anoder,

der r things dt kip u for becumin 2geder.

mybe u just have 2 accpt da fact dat der are certain
thngs dat have happned dat will 4ever kip u as,

"just friends" :(

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I don't understand y destiny allowed sum people
to meet,

when derz no way for them to be together.'

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LOYALTY..

BF & GF walking around the mall when a flirt
come rushing towards them..

FLIRT: hi handsome!.. im Trish, & u are?

BF: Im Her's ..
Tam.is!

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someone asked me,
"how to avoid pain?"

i laughed, then answered slowly..

It's easy, Just open your eyes,
then close your heart.

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To share what is best,
to hear what is hurting.
to do what is hardly possible.
& to understand w/out judging
is d miracle of love & friendship

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"unlike BEER,

LOVE is not good wen it's cold."

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"when a person cannot answer directly
to your question

Probably..

The answer is too painful for you to know
or too hard them to admit.

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"I never regret loving stupid person in the past..


at last they wasted it".

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isnt 8 unusual 2 fol 4 sum1
u tot ud never lyk?
luvs lyk dat,
8 nver tels u wn 2 fol 8 hw will catch u..

8 just cums & wt hurts more..

8 wont eve tel wen 8'll go..

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"you always take my heart away &
everytime my heart grows back, you manage
to steal it again, leaving me alive, but hurting."

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Friday, March 19, 2010

Tagalog Love Quotes

Have u ever heard of d term PSEUDO-RELATIONSHIP?


Ito un parang kayo pero hindi

u just treat each other in a special way but no commitments are involved


walang nanligaw wlang sinagot

ur mor dan friends but ur less dan lovers

hindi ka sure sa role mo sa buhay nya

u cant expect na sau nga ba talaga xa

but why do others still settle for this kind of relationship?

4 fun?
kilig feeling?

o para lang may kasama habang wla ang real thing?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 49

closeness of friendship doesn't
need every minute conversation
as long as u find time
to smile remmbering crazy moments
2gther

8s d closest thng ever.

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 93

after a long nyt sleep,

here comes a new day,

new hope
ne challenges
Let GOD be ur guide..

& make ur day wondrful..

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This Morning i pray to God
to "bless" U
to "guide" u to keep u "safe"
to give u "peace of mind"
to give u "joy"
and to give u "love"
all the time!

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Prayer is the most cleansing therapy
of the heart & soul.
It converts the hateful thoughts
into clean, kind & pure
breath of the spirit.

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God has a reason for allowing
things to happen. We may never understand
HIs wisdom but we simply have to
trust his will.

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Its a joy to feel GOD'S love embracing
you, as HE whispers:" KEEP GOING!"
I'm with you not just on special days
but every moment of your life.

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 113

It's painful to fall inlove
w/ someone who has someone else
especially if you tried everything
to ignore the feelings..
the feelings..
worst is, if that someone made you feel
as if you're someone special..
but then
you're just special and never would be
THE ONE..

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If love gets broken,
u can look 4 a new 1,
if a glass gets broken u can always buy
a new 1, bt if "im gone"
u can nver the same one!.

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"waiting for d ryt time..

may not always be the smart thing to do..

because.. sometimes..

the wrong moment..
could be the most perfect of all..

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The habit of staring to someone can lead
to either of the two serious consequences:

intense addiction w/ paranoia
or

falling inlove.

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 23

Saying "gud night"
is not letting u knw im sleepy,

its my way of sayin
"i rmmber u b4 i end my day!"

hope dat u feel d care dat goes w/ it.

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 48

you were some1 i don't even know b4..
you were some1 i don't xpect il get
along wid..

but 8 turned out u've gven me
1 of dat best friendship ever..

thank u so much!..

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Wealth can melt;

Pleasure is unsure;

Power is not forever;
but FRIENDS who remmber each other..

will always stay together..hapi 2 hav u as 1..
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 47

you were some1 i don't even know b4..
you were some1 i don't xpect il get
along wid..

but 8 turned out u've gven me
1 of dat best friendship ever..

thank u so much!..

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Wealth can melt;

Pleasure is unsure;

Power is not forever;
but FRIENDS who remmber each other..

will always stay together..hapi 2 hav u as 1..
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