Friday, February 26, 2010

Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 40

If climbing the highest mountain on
earth is the only way for him to be mine..

then i'd rather go shopping!

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 46

i cant compete w/ odrs just 2 hav u complitly
coz i have nthing 2 mpress 4 u
2 stay here bsyd me. ol i hav s my sncere frnship
dat leads me 2 do anything 2 mke u happy..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 112

acknowledging ur feelings and sharing it
uncondionally is love..

fighting 4 wat wud really make u hapi
is courage..
letting go of what u once had if it already
belongs 2 another is respect..

knwing wen 2 do is wisdom..bt doing wat wisdom
dictates..
is a challenge..

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d nextym i'l love..
i wana fall 4 sum1 who will make me feel dat loving him..

s d greatest dececion i ever made..

not jst another mistke..

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"sumtyms , it is not only da bad memories
dat's mking u sad.

but also da best one which, u know, u will no happen
for the second time..
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"beware of keeping somthing to someone..

it might hurt them especially when u practice

acting like u don't hide anything..

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 92

"Just when we thought we're already matured,

unexpected events will make us realize we still
have lots of growing up to do".

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"Accepting & trying to moved on"

sounds easy, ryt?

but..
the application of that theory simply
means:

"DIE FIRST & TRY TO LIVE AGAIN."

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In ur journey 2 life,
d word of God is ur map & his wisdom
is ur compass.
& wen u face battles, let love b ur armor
& let GOD b ur shelter..

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wat if lyf will give u a 2nd chance

to luv 2 d one u lost,

wud u dare give up d one u have?

or bear d pain and let chance
lose hr again?

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God wnts us 2 live like d grass,
evn if it is stepped on,
crushed, burned, & cut,
it always prsists & grows bak
evn greener & stronger!

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Doreamon once told nobita:

"The only person dat can make us totally
happy is the one who made us lonely..

simple yet make sense...

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God always plan the best things for us..

sometimes we feel being left out, but actually
God is saving the better one than what
we actually asked for..

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Let jesus b the start & end of all ur plans..
You can do all things thru him who guides &
strenghten u..
Jesus loves u & cares for u..

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"the mind is d only one w/c can mke the right
dcisions,

but undeniably,

the heart decides for your happiness even if it's wrong..

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y do misplaced things appear wen not nided?

& unseen wen u want it d most?

simply bcuz, u weren't aware of its value unless
ur about to make use of it..

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I wouldn't force myself to have space in anyone's life.
coz if they really know my worth,

they'll surely create one for me..:(

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THE FOUR BLESSED LOOKS:

-look back & THANK GOD.

-look 4ward & TRUST GOD..

-look around & SERVE GOD.

-look from within & FIND GOD.

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when we make decisions there are
always 2 thoughts to consider..


-- if you're half way sure, FORGET IT.
-- if you're sure, THINK AGAIN..
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Im just lyk a great movie.
d problem..

d problem is..

no matter
how great movie i maybe,

after d show,

still evrybody leaves me..

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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 56

Kung tutuusin,
hndi nman msarap ang alak..

ung mga kainuman lng ang ngpa2srap..
at mnsan, ung kainuman mo ang msrap!

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hundred of men say:

"wlang matinong lalaki sa mlanding babae.."


but i think it shud be:

"wlang mlanding babae kung matino and lalake!"

:)

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Kung nagugutom ba ako,

pwde ba kitang puntahan?

at sbhing...
pkagat nman,
khit sa labi lang..haha..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 111

"anyone can make you happy by doing
something special..

but..

only someone special can make you happy
without doing anything.."

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der are two dilemmas dat rattle
the human skul;:

how do u get rid of sum1 hu wont go..

& how do u hang on to someone hu won't stay..

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thinking of some1 u love is the most
delightful way of WASTING TIME.
if that's the case then i have wasted a lot &
i' willing to waste more ..I LOVE IT..

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A precious thot to rmmber:

"b the reason 4 someone's happiness not just
a part of it, b a part of it,
b a part of someone's sadness, but not the rison 4 it..

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Relationships
isn't ranked by

whom we have known the longest
who came 1st or who cares the best.

It's about who came.

and never left..
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sumtyms i cn say,
i muvd on
bt dip insyd i know im stranded i dnt know
how long ill b lyk ds..
coz as long as i feel the luv,
i will olweiz fil d pain ;(

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u shud knw dat evn f how much a prson luvs,
still, u have 2 consider d fact dat..

ur nt d only 1 hu cud make him hapi..

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"if i will be born a billion times..


i will still choose to fall in love with the person..

I LOVE NOW"

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It's better to feel the enjoyment of being not committed,

rather than suffer in a relationship being cheated..

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Politics Jokes Qoutes Text Messages

noy2x...hindi ako magnanakaw
villar...tapos na ako magnakaw
gibo....hindi ko kailangan magnakaw
erap....kailangan ko ulit magnakaw
gloria....wala na kayong nanakawin

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 74

alin bang tama?

ang klmutan cya khit hndi mo kya..

p2loy na mgmhal khit mali na..

lumayo at mgmhal ng iba..

o kmangon nlng cya pra at least nkatilaw ka?

haha...

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 45

Friends are like blood
u don't see them that often
but they always comes out when ur wounded..

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A gud fren will tel u everything, as in no
atempt at lies,

but a real fren knows wen 2 lie about..

4 d sincerest risons

tnx 4 bein 1...

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I want u 2 knw dat our friendship
mins a lot 2 me. if were on a sinking boat
& ders only 1 lyf jacket..

i wud reli miss u..

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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 55

"Kung di mo ko kayang seryosohin.
ngayon pa lang itgil na natin ito"


-pag-aaral

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 91

It's always better to accept the fact that you are
not appreciated,
than to insists yourself to someone who never sees
you worth..

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The most logical work of philosophy is embodied in 10 words:

"STAY if you are happy. LEAVE if you are not."

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d more love is silently expressed,
the more obvious it can be seen

no wonder God loves us in silence but gives us mostly
unnoticed blessings.

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pipols criticms on u doesn't actually reveals
wat kind of person u r. coz n reality,
it reveals wat kind of person they r.

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Trusting God in everything is the softest pillow
on which to rest and the hardest rock to stand on!
God is with us all the time,

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The real essence of saying the truth is not
for them to believe you.
It's for them to realize that you don't have time to lie..

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wise cracks:

always tell the truth...

that way,

you don't have to memorize what you'll say.

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how would you measure ur sadness??

its not on d amount of tears u've shed..

but on how many times u've faked a smile..

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in life,

there is always one special person..
so special, that no matter what he/she did to you,

you just can't let go.

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Valentines Day Qoutes Text Messages

Happy Hearts Month
to those who are taken, almost taken,
taken for granted, needs to be taken,
waiting to be taken, assumed to be taken,
and those who will never be taken
Spread the love!

HAPPY VALENTINES!!!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 110

Often times we say its over,
enough is enough and its time to let go,
pain is all gone,and tie to move on.
But upon seeing the person you love,
One look,
One smile,
And you know again
You would fall in love.

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Wen i was a child, my mother used 2 cure
my wounds w/ d alcohol on her side
now dat i can cure myself alone,
I jst drink alcohol 2 let d pain inside me heal

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do you know what's DIFFICULT to do?

it is to share jokes with a person..
while deep inside, what you really want is to
share your feelings..

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sad but true
you can always forgive
the people who hurt and make u look stupid,
but you can never forget
what they did.

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"you leave someone for the new one..
then, the new one leaves you for the old one.."
though game, yet fair enough..

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"There are moments is my life that I will
always remmber, not because they were important,
but because..

YOU WERE THERE."

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Just because ur not commited in any romantic
relationship doesn't mean it could keep u away from..

HEART ACHES..

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"8 always dpends on how a woman carries a relationship
dat makes a man stay..

& 8 always dpends on how a man shows CONSISTENT LOVE
dat makes a woman stay.

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most hurful words that you don't want to hear:

"i didn't ask you to love me..

so don't expect me to love you back."

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you should not be sorry bout love.

rather, it should make you wonder.

that if you were once happy w/ the wrong one.

how much more when the right one comes?

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it's weird how love strikes u at the most unexpected
time and somehow..in some way

it disappears at exactly d moment u are ready
to face it..

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 73

2 ka mg amigo:

BOy1: pre ngano ng hilaka ka man?

boy2: huhukei gbya.an q skong uyab pre.

boy1: aw maovah? asa man di paingon emu uyab pre?

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 39

It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,