Love Qoutes texts Messages 32

a grl cn gv sex jaz 2 hv lov.,
but a man cn gv lov jaz 2 hav sex..
funy but its..

lov cnnot last w/o sex.,
but sex cn last w/o love..

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Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 35

Sexy Girl nangumpisal..
PARI: iha, unsa man imong sala?
SEXY: fader ug mkabti kog laki
nga mamalikas, d nko mpugngan mkig sex nya.
PARI: KAYAWA BA SAD!..

Love Qoutes texts Messages 31

wenevr i see lovers hold hands,
hug, kiz, watch moviez, walk 2geder,
laf n cre 4 each oder, i fil gud coz luv stil works.
f not 4 me,..
at least 4 oders..nyt!

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Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 34

some say d ugliest animalis d
hipPop0tamus! bt u knw wat?
mor pipol say cow kuno?

wat do u tink?
cow jud?
COW jud cguro noh?
COW jud lge!hehe

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Inpirational Qoutes Texts Messages 47

The lord opened the window to heaven,
he saw me & asks..
my child, what is ur greatest wish 4 2day?
i replied, "Lord pl tke care of the person who is
reading this msg,his/her family & friends
4 they deserve it & you love them
very much". the love of God is lyk an
ocean you can see its beginning but not its end.
This msg works once u recevd it.
Pass to 5 friends. Something gud will happn
that u r waiting for. dnt fail pls.

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God told me to tell u that everything ur
goin thru is taken cared of.
if u believ in him.
send dis to ten pipol and watch what happens n 5 mins.

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 21

sbi ng condom sa npkin,
"pg ng trbho ka, mw2lan aq ng ngos.u
s loob ng 7 days!' sgot nmn ng
npkin, "gago! pg pumalpak ka nman,
9 months 2migil ngosyo q. hehe

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Anak: ma! may wyt hairs na u pla?
Mama: oo anak & ur d reason.
every stupdty ng anak puputi ang evry
hair ng ina.
Anak: ah! kya pla puti lhat ng buhok ni lola.

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A nerd ask his hot n' sexy clssmate 2 hav sex w/ him..
NERD: sex tayo! bbyaran kta 1 thou, bblisan ko,
ttpon ko ung 1 thou sa sahig.
2wad k hbang pnupulot mo,
pgtayo mo tpos nko i-sex k,
SEXY: twgan ko muna bf ko kung pyag cya.
tnwagan nya..
BF: cge pyag aq, bilisan mo lng pg2wad pra wlang
mngyari.
aftr 10mins bf calls..
BF: nkuha mo na pera?
SEXY: aahhh..Ndi pa e! ah! ah!
BF; e bkt?
SEXY: tig pipis0 e!

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Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 15

Here's a fact:
Did u know taht d hmuan brian can
raed wrods wtih lteters rmubeld?
as Lnog as d frist & Lsat lteters of d
wrods r @ tehir porepr palecs..
Bceuase d barin olny itnreperts d wrdos
& not d seplilng of ceratin wrod.,
fnatsatic ins't it?
psas tehse to oherts for tehm
to be aamezd..
Good MorninG!

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"how can you simply forget that 4get
dat sum1..
if he/she has given u so much to rmmber?"

maaung hapon!

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Inpirational Qoutes Texts Messages 46

"God w/0 pipol s still god..
but pipol w/0 god is nothing"

-dis s a Godly msg, let me see, if u
wil hav d tym 2 pass dis as mny as u can.
Godbless!

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 36

hindi mn ako mhalga sau,
hndi mn ako lgi ksma mo,
kh8 "extra" lng ako sa buhay mo,
gs2 ko pring mlaman mo,
and2 lng ako..

bilang isa sa mga taong ngmmhal sau.

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 20

f i wer gven d oportunity
n mkasma 4 jz 1 nyt!
d ako m22log!
il jz stare at u & watch u sleep!
hold ur hand tnderly,
as i ask myslf!

mlangit ba kaha ni?..hehe

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JOKE OF D DAY

Lola: alam mo honey kpag ktabi
kta at ng aalmusal tau, ng-iinit prin ako

LOLO: paanong d ka mg iiinit
eh nkalaylay yang DEDE mo s kape!

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Bkt pg komerxal ng palmoliv
buhok ang pnapakta?

pg eskinol mukha ipnpakta
pg colgate ngipin
bkit pg "modess"
ayaw ipkita?

unfair dba UNFAIR!!
hehehe..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 35

Finding true love?
there is no perfect love..
the only thing u cn do 2 mke it
prfect..
is to be..
satisfied..

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pipol hv dfferent outluks n luv.
but wat evr those r
ders only a single truth bhind
evry1's hear ache:

"luv hurts wen God knws we deservd sum1 els..

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fixing sum1s broken hart
s much mor lyk traeting a sickness..

no matter how hard u try..
f ur nt d ryt mdecine,
u cn nver cure d pain..

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f sum1 luvz u
b proud of it,
it only menz dat u have somthn
dat aderz dnt have!
so.. dnt let 8 gone
coz 8z nt easy 2 find sum1 hu really
luvs u as wat sum1 did 2 u!

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 22

nver walk away from friends
wen u c some mistakes b patient n realize
dat nobody s perfect i am not perfect
but i cn always be.. a real friend..

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i dnt knw wat true means,
how to show it,
how to know it,
how 2 feel it,
but what ever happens
"im willing 2b ur friend da way i understand it..

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 35

Ang 22ong pg ibig hnd
pnapakita s kilos gwa!
try mu tnungin sya.
bkit m aq mhal?
pg cnabi nyang d nya alam. kng bkit.!
beliv dat.
coz tru luv dnt nid reasons..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 34

hw cn i kip u f sumbody owns u
hw cn i go on ur way f sumbody
blockn my way
hw cn i g8 u f sumbody holdn u
hw cn u b my special sm1
f ders sm1 special 4 u:)

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F ur hart fils mpty
tel me & il
step nsyd..
bt f i day ul b nidin dt spae 4 som1 els,
dnt wori cz il step out quickly & giv up my space jz 2 c u
happy!

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smtyms i wish 2 renew myslf
cz i think im 2 bad lyk a freak
i do s2pid thngs, dnt knw,
y m lyk ds?

pssst..cn i ask u?
r u hapi wen u met me?;-?

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Luv shud b stronger
dan pride!
so wen u luv sum1 tel dem
& nver let go.

coz lov s a gft,
not an obligation.
follow ur hart & olweys luv d person u rili luv..

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she ask me 1ns.
"cn i go 2 find my new happness?"

i answrd,
"yes, u cn!"
she askd me agen, "hw bwt u?"

i cmply smyld & sed,
"go on ur my hppiness rmmber?


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dont rush in2 fallin nluv,
4 love nver runs out!
even f twanan ka nla coz ur sngle,
just tel dem,
"God is just busy writing d best love story 4 me."

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Question And Answer Qoutes Text Messages

YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
No matter how random, reaveling,rude
or pointless I promise to anwer them 100 % promise.

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 19

having
a cute face catches d
eyes of oders havng
byc attude catches d heart
ur lucky cz u have both..
wg mng dbdbn skin ipnidala yan
ipinabsa ko lng sayo..hehe

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Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 9

f d one i lov doesnt love me back
im nt 2 dpressd

i juz tink bout it 4 awyl
cry alil bit
wyp my tirs n say
"ka weird sad nya oi!
d mupAT0L uG gwApa!:) waahaha...

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a grl was nluv w/ an ugly man,
her frenz askd her "why him?"

den d grl replyd imedi8ly..
haler?! wa ka kakitag
"beauty & d beast?"

mu gwapo rna!

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 45

f u kip doin wat u'v always done,
ul alwayz get wat u always got.
so the logic is:
"wen u want sumthing uv nver had,
uv got 2 do sumthing uv nver done!

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winning horse
dsnt knw y he runs n race.
he runs coz of beating & pains. lyf s a race, God s ur rider.
so f u r n pain, den thnk dat God wants u 2 win! Gud ebz!

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God saw ur parents hungry,
he created pizza
God saw dey r thirsty he created coke
he saw dem w/0 problem..
he created u..

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evry prson u "bump into"
has a purpose ...
so you ask urself "how did this
person touch my lyf"?

with you?

i nver really asked..
I just thanked God..MorninG!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 33

I heard som1 whspr ur name 2day,
bt wen i turned around 2 c who it was, i noticed
i was alone, dats wen i realized 8 was my heart
tellin me hw much i miss u!

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A doctor can save my life.
A LAWYER cn defend my life.
A SOLDIER cn give me a peaceful lyf.
But only you cn give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE.

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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful
seeds of blessings on earth
each day..and i just caught one that's
so nice and true..it's you!

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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, d moon may not be
bright, heart beats may stop, lives may pass
but our friendship, i'll treasure 'til d day my heart stops.

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Why say hi f u mean i miss u.
why say let's go f u mean i wnt 2 be w/ u..
why say stay! f u cn say b w/ me..
and why say i cre wen ur heart says I Love you!

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Wen d tym comes i can't smile anymore,
don't worry about me, i knw what to do,
i'll just stare at one corner and think of u.
No one else cud mke me happy lyk d way u do.

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Celfones cn be irritating sometimes.
u always have 2 reload. recharge evry now n then.
Messages r delayed. But there's 1 thng i love about it.
8 connects me 2 u.

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Wen changes come 2 us..
we tend 2 let go of a few things.
But even if i've got so many chang cn ever
make me let go of YOU!
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i was nver tired of this life and its not gonna matter
f i fall down twice, coz i know each time i fall,
u won't let me hit the ground.

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There's a love that only u cn give,
a smyl dt only ur lips cn show,
a twinkle dt cn b only seen in ur eyes,
n a lyf of myn dt u alone cn compl8..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 32

f kisses wre water,i'll giv u d sea.
f hugs were leaves, i'll give u a tree.
f love s a planet. i'll giv u d galaxy.
f friendship is lyf, i'll giv u mine 4 FREE.

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I dnt know y i kip on luvin u dsspyt the fact
dat i'll get hurt agen just lyk b4.
I nver learn, coz i dont wan2..not now,
while im still strong 2 fol 4 u ovr & ovr agen.

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It's rily hard 2 say gudbye 2 som1
else u dont wnt 2 let go,
bt even mor its painful 2 ask som1
2 stay f u cn nver mke d relationsp work
out d way it should be.

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Love is not a game to be played
but LOVE is d greatest gft from
GOD to be valued, so love sum1 freely,
deeply ad truly as Jesus did at Calvary for u & me!

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Words begin with A,B,C numbers begin
with 1,2,3 Music begins with do,re,mi.
And friendship begins w/ u & me!

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f sum1 wud as me wat a beautiful lyf means,
i wud lean my head on ur shouldr n hold u close
2 me n answer w/ a syl"
lyk ds!

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you must be a thief cause you stole my heart,
u must be tire cause you're always running through
my mind. And mybe i'm
a bad shooter cause i keep missing you.

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Inpirational Qoutes Text Messages 44

Wen GOD gves us "NO" 4 an aswr,
keep n mind dat der much
grea8r "YES" bhind 8,
his "NO" isnt a rejection
but a redection..:D

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 31

Sumtyms, 8s not lov,
sumtyms, uv jz bcum so attched dt
uv devlopd a nid 4 dt prson,
juz a nid, not luv.
but ur 2 scared 2 adm8 8,
even 2urcelf. coz u knw
dt f u do, u myt lose d prson
dt actually gvs a damn abwt ur lyf.


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i knw dr r days u fil dt ur hart
s brokn agen, wel, u knw
y? coz instead of movin on and walking 4rward
u hurt urcelf by...looking back..:(

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Nver let sum1 hurt u twice,
gving him a 2nd chance s xposing urcelf 2 b hurt agen,
f he hd done 8 once, 8z bound 2 hapen agen,y?
coz u giv hm idea dat no mater hw much hel hurt u,
ud stil acept hm ol over agen, gvng him d pwer 2 hurt u agen,
once s enuf 2 learn..

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textng is the foundation of loving of the each other
person. 8 cn also b a source of delight 4 ur heart any time.

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Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 8

-b0ys? dfntly 2 tymer!
no commtmnt,certfyd liar!!
pgksama mo behave cla,
pg wla ka my ka chkang iba!
bt u cnt blame dem,
coz even GRLS do d same!..
Sa msakpan lng..hehe..

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 18

Headlines bukas ngayon ang brodkas!
gud news! wlang badnews!
tahanang wlang hagdan, inakyat!
Isang bakla ginahsa, tuwang-tuwa!
Unanong madre napagkamalng penguin!
bulag nkapatay ngdilim daw ang paningin!
tindera ng suka tinoy0!
teacher ngkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!
basurero ngsampa ng kaso, binasura!
tubero ngkatul! misis ng phtographer, nakunan!
isang buntis cnaksak, bta nkaiwas!
unggoy bumabasa ng txtmsg, napangiti,;)

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Tagalog Love Qoutes texts Messages 34

dti lgi kng ngttx
dti lgi kng ngpprmdam
dti u alwayz grit me hi, muzta n?
bkt ngaun hnd n?
nk2lungkot..
kc dti naala2 mo p ko..
bkt ngaun...
HNDI N B?

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s pag-ibig hindi mhalga kng,
cn0 ang nauna o nhuli?
cno ang mlayo o mlap8,
cn0 ang mtgal o sagl8 lng?
ang mhalaga eh kng cn0 ang?
2nay n," ngma2hal' sau!

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Tagalog Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 14

Sa buhay d kailangan
dmi pera pra psayahin ang iba
piso lng ok na
bsta totful ka
kya nga tnxt kta
piso man ang hlaga
at least" NAALALA KTA!"

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Visayan Greetings Qoutes

Gudnyt nsa tnang na 2log
sa ng pa 2log-2log ug gus2 ng
ma2log. sa dpa ma 2log
ug sa unya pa ma 2log ug wlay
planong ma2log..;
maaung pgka2log!;)

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 33

Lhat bng. Oras ay bsy kah?
Nklimutan mo ng mgpradamdam.?
Nkalimutan moh ng mgtxt?
Nkalimutan m0h ng Mg paalam?
Pro ingat kah bka
pag naalala mko.
Nakalimutan nrin kita?


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Jokes Text Messages 2

i realized i shud b thankful wid my
mstakes.. y?
4 bcoz of my mistakes..
i got stinky,
i got dirty,
but see.... i learned..hek2x

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Morning And evening Encouragement 2

Sumtyms..
We wish we wer young,
wish we wer sumwer,
wish we had dt sumthing.
But sumtymz..
We wish 2 much dt we fail 2 njoy hu we r,
wer we r & wat we have.
Stay happy..
D secret 2 HAPINEZ s 2 accept & appreci8
evrything dat happens n our lyf! gud eve.

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 21

....Today s world Bestriends Day.
send 2 all ur Good friends,even me,
hoping i'm 1 of them.
c hw many u get back.
U r lovable if u get 7! Happy Bestfriends Day!


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i knw u hav woris..
i knw u hav fears.
iknw hw u kip 8 ol nsyd,
& hw u fytback d tirs..
Bt u must rmember,
Lyf isnt 4 u alon 2bear
im hir & i care!..

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true frends are lyk mornings..
u cant have dem hul day
but u can b sure dat dey wil
b der wen u wake up 2morrow,
nxtyr., & 4ever...

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Inpirational Tagalog Qoutes Texts Messages 2

"MAMA MARY PRAY 4 US!"
ipasa mo sa 18 person!...
pagkatapos mg wish ka ng 3 beses.
Wasg buburahin.
pagmkaload ka try mo..!

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Horror English Qoutes Text Messages

A FREAKY STORY:

wen the unfaithfulness of the wife
became known,dey quarreled.
and the guy killed his wife.
thier 5 year old son was still sleeping
and the neighbors nver did find out.
so it was a perfect crime.
d weird thing was that d kid ddnt notice
his mom missing even after a day or 2 later.
so the father told his son: is there somthing
you want 2 ask me?
d kid said: nothing its just dt,
y is mom always at ur back..?
aw00oo....

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 20

..Luv ur frend so much,
but dnt let her know too much,
coz once ur frend became ur foe,
the whole wrld will know..


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Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 14

Mornings are God's ways of saying,
He luvs u dearly, dat he lets u live anoder
wonderful day.sweet day!


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Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 33

d lyrics behind d song Eternal Flame and hu sang 8.. pls sing
BUTA: close ur eyes
PUNGKOL: giv me ur hand darling
BUNGOL: do u hir my hart beating?
BUGO: do u understand?
MANHID: do u stil d same?
POOR: am i only dreamin'
FIREMAN: is ds burning an eternal flame
AMANG: say my name
BUANG: sunshyn thru d rain
SAD: my whole lyf, so lonely
DOCTOR: dey'L cam and ease d pain
ADIK2: i dnt wna los ds feeling
IRO: woooooooohhhhhhhh...gud pm

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Wat f, im on top of a 99-flor bldg..
ready 2 jump..gv me 1-line sentence,
2 convince me dat a shud nt die.?
i4ward ni kai malingaw ka sa ilang reply! repz ha?!

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Sbi nla na darating rin ang araw
ako ay MAGMAHAL MULI..

ahhh..! binuang!
tingala man sad tah..!

Unsa ko?

BUGAS..?! ky mmumahal npud..ehehe..:)

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Hoy! ang imung uyab ng txt dri bah!
ng ingon nga kuan..ayaw suko ha!
ayaw jud suko! ingon nya

lami da kitkiton ang

ulo sa buwad samtang init pa!

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 30

Wen u truli luv sum1
Ul goin 2fyt wat u beliv s ryt
8 doesn't matter f d wrld 2ld
u 8s wrong, coz f u reli luv each other u dnt nid
d wrld u just nid each other.

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Inpirational Qoutes Texts Messages 43

A kid ask God wat is d most impt. thing
to give to someone.
God answered.."TIME" 'my child.
But why time and not love?
Love...u can give dat, u can have dat,
u cn share dat 2 anybody...but with time,
u can't stop it or control it., Cause u can nver
back d time dat has gone by. So spend ur time wisely
and cherish it while u stil have it.
spend time with ur love ones coz u nver knw
wen ur time is over..:)

Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 17

Use DEDICATE in a sentence..
pag ginamitan mo yan ng glue 4 sure
DEDICATE yan..
How about CONTINUE ..
kahapon ang dami dami nyo bkit ngayon ang CONTINUE..
Idagdag pa ntin ang VIOLET...
Naholdap yung cellphone ko,
di bale I'LL VIOLET..
eto pa OPINION...
papasok ka sa pinto OPINION..
eh ang CONCLUSION...
syempre, d ka nman mkakapasok sa pintuan CONCLUSION..HEHE.....