Friday, June 20, 2008

Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 20

f i wer gven d oportunity
n mkasma 4 jz 1 nyt!
d ako m22log!
il jz stare at u & watch u sleep!
hold ur hand tnderly,
as i ask myslf!

mlangit ba kaha ni?..hehe

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JOKE OF D DAY

Lola: alam mo honey kpag ktabi
kta at ng aalmusal tau, ng-iinit prin ako

LOLO: paanong d ka mg iiinit
eh nkalaylay yang DEDE mo s kape!

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Bkt pg komerxal ng palmoliv
buhok ang pnapakta?

pg eskinol mukha ipnpakta
pg colgate ngipin
bkit pg "modess"
ayaw ipkita?

unfair dba UNFAIR!!
hehehe..

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