it hurts wn u lose smthng vry imprtant 2 u.
it also hurts wn lose it unknowngly.
bt it hurts d most wn u wanted 2 save it.
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Hard:
2 say gudbye 2 d 1 u rely luv..
Harder:
2 let dat person go f ur heart & mind doesnt want 2.
Hardest:
2 push urself 2 d 1 luv bt ddn't luv u at ol..
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its never good to pin your life on someone else.
you must realize that u were born alone
& that u are going to die alone.
no matter how much someone loves u,
he/she won't die with u..
one big life lesson to engrave onto your mind is this:
learn to say good bye to someone who has said goodbye to u..
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sometimes,
only one person is missing yet the world
seems so empty...:(
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its better not to meet the person and knowing them..
because it's easy to let go when the only thing you know..
is just the name..
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 31
if you laugh really loud,
talk spontaneously, and you don't care
what your face looks like, you're probably
with..
your real friends plus me..
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one thing about friendship is that it never dies not
unless two people decide to end it up!
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i like the simplicity of this line:
" a friend is like blood, though they are not
beside us always but they come out when we
are wounded.
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Don't count your friends on sunny day when the sky
is blue & laughter is abundant..
Instead, wait for a storm when the clouds are dark
and smiles are scarce. When someone stands beside you
& lifts your spirits to the sky, then you'll know who
deserves to be called a friend..=)
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talk spontaneously, and you don't care
what your face looks like, you're probably
with..
your real friends plus me..
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one thing about friendship is that it never dies not
unless two people decide to end it up!
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i like the simplicity of this line:
" a friend is like blood, though they are not
beside us always but they come out when we
are wounded.
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Don't count your friends on sunny day when the sky
is blue & laughter is abundant..
Instead, wait for a storm when the clouds are dark
and smiles are scarce. When someone stands beside you
& lifts your spirits to the sky, then you'll know who
deserves to be called a friend..=)
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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 60
U asked for STRENGTH.
and GOD gave u DIFFICULTIES
to make u STRONG.
U asked for WISDOM,
and GOD gave u PROBLEMS to SOLVE.
U asked for PROSPERITY,
and GOD gave u BRAINS & to work.
U asked for COURAGE,
and GOD gave u DANGER
to OVERCOME.
U asked for LOVE,
and GOD gave u TROUBLED people to HELP.
U asked for FAVORS,
and GOD gave u OPPORTUNITIES.
U got NOTHING U WANTED..
but received EVERYTHING U NEEDED..
GOD BLESS!
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"sum thngs may be nothing for us,
yet it cud mean d world for others.
smilarity, sum thngs may be easy for us,
yet so painful for others,
realyz ds nd knw y at tyms forgivness cums
hard.
lesson: make d utmost care 4 other people's
feelings, coz sorry s not always an effctv remedy..
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"it s not d one who knows the most,
or the one who says the most,
or the one who does the most,
but the one who loves the most who wins the most.
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smtyms u nid to exprience everythng so dat
wud learn..
der's no easy way n living lyf so live as it is..
cry..
laugh..
nd dnt miss the chances lyf is gvng u
bvoz d most imprtant thngs are not thngs at all..
most of the tym dey are PEOPLE mking ur lyf
worth living..
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there are things that you don't want to think of,
but you can't even forget it..
there are things that you don't want to continue,
but you are afraid to end it..
it's just like me don't want to expect anything,
but im still willing to wait. .
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do u know what's hard about being too strong?
nobody might care to ask..if you're hurt.....
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"there are two reasons y people dont talk about
something:
either it doesn't mean anything,,
or it means everything..
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at tyms you're sad about what's going
on with your life,
just rmember one permanent fact:
everything chanegs.. tomorrow might be
different..
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and GOD gave u DIFFICULTIES
to make u STRONG.
U asked for WISDOM,
and GOD gave u PROBLEMS to SOLVE.
U asked for PROSPERITY,
and GOD gave u BRAINS & to work.
U asked for COURAGE,
and GOD gave u DANGER
to OVERCOME.
U asked for LOVE,
and GOD gave u TROUBLED people to HELP.
U asked for FAVORS,
and GOD gave u OPPORTUNITIES.
U got NOTHING U WANTED..
but received EVERYTHING U NEEDED..
GOD BLESS!
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"sum thngs may be nothing for us,
yet it cud mean d world for others.
smilarity, sum thngs may be easy for us,
yet so painful for others,
realyz ds nd knw y at tyms forgivness cums
hard.
lesson: make d utmost care 4 other people's
feelings, coz sorry s not always an effctv remedy..
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"it s not d one who knows the most,
or the one who says the most,
or the one who does the most,
but the one who loves the most who wins the most.
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smtyms u nid to exprience everythng so dat
wud learn..
der's no easy way n living lyf so live as it is..
cry..
laugh..
nd dnt miss the chances lyf is gvng u
bvoz d most imprtant thngs are not thngs at all..
most of the tym dey are PEOPLE mking ur lyf
worth living..
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there are things that you don't want to think of,
but you can't even forget it..
there are things that you don't want to continue,
but you are afraid to end it..
it's just like me don't want to expect anything,
but im still willing to wait. .
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do u know what's hard about being too strong?
nobody might care to ask..if you're hurt.....
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"there are two reasons y people dont talk about
something:
either it doesn't mean anything,,
or it means everything..
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at tyms you're sad about what's going
on with your life,
just rmember one permanent fact:
everything chanegs.. tomorrow might be
different..
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Monday, February 23, 2009
Flirt Qoutes
FLIRT is d way to discover if sm1
is attracted to u as well..if u flirt &
they don't flirt back. 8s safe 2 say
u shud move on..
2 ur nxt victim..
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is attracted to u as well..if u flirt &
they don't flirt back. 8s safe 2 say
u shud move on..
2 ur nxt victim..
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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 59
"no matter how many coins u throw in2
a wishing well, or d number of fingers u cross..
f its nt meant 2 b..it simply won't be..
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facts:
"girls have innumerable crushes but their
hearts belong to only 1 guy.
aand..
"guys may be flirting all day but before they go to
sleep, they always think about the grl
they truly care about...
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a wishing well, or d number of fingers u cross..
f its nt meant 2 b..it simply won't be..
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facts:
"girls have innumerable crushes but their
hearts belong to only 1 guy.
aand..
"guys may be flirting all day but before they go to
sleep, they always think about the grl
they truly care about...
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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 16
I'm ready to give the heat that your body wants
and i'll make sure that you could not sleep
once you've tasted ME..
Kape Flirt na kape...hehehe
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Bed is just a material thing..
until someone you meet gives it the best meaning..
hahaha.......
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"there are two perfect guys out there..
the only problem is,
they're dating each other..toinx...hahah.....
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and i'll make sure that you could not sleep
once you've tasted ME..
Kape Flirt na kape...hehehe
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Bed is just a material thing..
until someone you meet gives it the best meaning..
hahaha.......
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"there are two perfect guys out there..
the only problem is,
they're dating each other..toinx...hahah.....
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 76
sumday, we'll all b luking back 2 those
days we learned 2 luv, get hurt,cry and fight.
maybe when dat maybe when dat tym comes,
we'll b laughing at our old dumb selves,
realizing how stupid we were stand up 4 things we knew
weren't really meant 4 us..
but i guess learning takes tym, and mistakes
makes one's journey fun..
lyf s what we make it..
luv mkes the world go around.
so let's live, and take whatever pain it brings.
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Setting someone free is the hardest thing to do.
But it's not the tears you cried that makes it so hard,
it's that small piece of hope left inside you hear that someday
you'll end up together.
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There are people who always keep what they feel..
they still feel..
they still smile though it hurts..they pretend to be fine even
if they're not..they seem to be strong even if they are almost
dying..Do you know what's hard to say at this momnt?
..that sometimes...
i am one of them....:(
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most people believe that,
"i love you" is the best thing you can say to anybody..
i have learned that "i love you too"j has a greater impact
on the human heart..
anybody can get an "i love you" bt not everyone get an
"i love you too"
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days we learned 2 luv, get hurt,cry and fight.
maybe when dat maybe when dat tym comes,
we'll b laughing at our old dumb selves,
realizing how stupid we were stand up 4 things we knew
weren't really meant 4 us..
but i guess learning takes tym, and mistakes
makes one's journey fun..
lyf s what we make it..
luv mkes the world go around.
so let's live, and take whatever pain it brings.
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Setting someone free is the hardest thing to do.
But it's not the tears you cried that makes it so hard,
it's that small piece of hope left inside you hear that someday
you'll end up together.
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There are people who always keep what they feel..
they still feel..
they still smile though it hurts..they pretend to be fine even
if they're not..they seem to be strong even if they are almost
dying..Do you know what's hard to say at this momnt?
..that sometimes...
i am one of them....:(
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most people believe that,
"i love you" is the best thing you can say to anybody..
i have learned that "i love you too"j has a greater impact
on the human heart..
anybody can get an "i love you" bt not everyone get an
"i love you too"
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 15
8s tough
2 stay single..
wer everybody xpcts u 2b w/ sumbdy.
but staying single s nt about hving no.1
rathr, its an opportunity 2 taste every1..hahaha
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"nothn beats a HOT climate lyk hving a COLD drnk
wd a frnd..
bt dn agen..
hving a HOT frnd during COLD climates aftr a few drnks
dsnt sound bad either" ehehe..
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2 stay single..
wer everybody xpcts u 2b w/ sumbdy.
but staying single s nt about hving no.1
rathr, its an opportunity 2 taste every1..hahaha
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"nothn beats a HOT climate lyk hving a COLD drnk
wd a frnd..
bt dn agen..
hving a HOT frnd during COLD climates aftr a few drnks
dsnt sound bad either" ehehe..
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 75
drs no way we cn stop
ourselves from follin nluv..
bt we cn always set limitations up 2 wt extent
we cud give..
8s nevr a sin 2 luv..
d only crazy thng bout 8 s dt we sim 2 4get ourslves
wen we tot we found sum1 hu cn makes us compl8..
right?
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i wonder hw i cn easily fool othr pipol,
by hiding bhind a smyl & telling dem i fil
fine, wen each nyt i cry myslf 2 sleep;
wshng i was gud enough 2 fool evn myslf..
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8s not wrong 2 stil luv sum1
dt uv lovd b4..
bt f d luv u fil bring tears 2 sum1 els,
b fair coz u myt nver knw dt d 1
uv hurt s d 1 hu cud luv u evn more!
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Real Love? its something not expressed in words..
not evn in actions. its sumthing that's just felt.
without needing to say, nor hear or do sumthn 2 prove it.
its sumthn dat defies, and can nver be defined by tym
spent together, by distance, by age not even by sex.
coz wen u love truly, everything's nothng.
evn n silence, love hears. even n absence, love sees.
it's knowng dat watever hapns, whoever cums, d filing's stil the same.
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ourselves from follin nluv..
bt we cn always set limitations up 2 wt extent
we cud give..
8s nevr a sin 2 luv..
d only crazy thng bout 8 s dt we sim 2 4get ourslves
wen we tot we found sum1 hu cn makes us compl8..
right?
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i wonder hw i cn easily fool othr pipol,
by hiding bhind a smyl & telling dem i fil
fine, wen each nyt i cry myslf 2 sleep;
wshng i was gud enough 2 fool evn myslf..
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8s not wrong 2 stil luv sum1
dt uv lovd b4..
bt f d luv u fil bring tears 2 sum1 els,
b fair coz u myt nver knw dt d 1
uv hurt s d 1 hu cud luv u evn more!
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Real Love? its something not expressed in words..
not evn in actions. its sumthing that's just felt.
without needing to say, nor hear or do sumthn 2 prove it.
its sumthn dat defies, and can nver be defined by tym
spent together, by distance, by age not even by sex.
coz wen u love truly, everything's nothng.
evn n silence, love hears. even n absence, love sees.
it's knowng dat watever hapns, whoever cums, d filing's stil the same.
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Monday, February 16, 2009
Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 58
" everything that you lose has its own way of returning,
the funny thing is, its not always the way you expect it,
sometimes its even better!:)
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blindfolded
and walking alone..
that's what most of us
feel..
In a lifetime full of major
risks and decisions, it might seems safer
to remain stagnant but
isn't it more fulfilling if despite the fear
of falling from a cliff and bruised knees,
steps were taken?
in the end, losing and mistakes won't count
what matters most is the person we turned out to be..
not naive..
but wise and beautifully molded by experiences..
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do u know d filing of loving
some1 hu does not luv u n return?
it hurts ryt? that is how God feels most of d tym.
think of it.
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through prayers
God hears more than you say,
he answers more than you ask,
he gives more than you desire
all he needs is you time....
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"it has nver been a question of who forgets..
but sometimes, there's a definite pain on being the
only one who remembers every thing..
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the funny thing is, its not always the way you expect it,
sometimes its even better!:)
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blindfolded
and walking alone..
that's what most of us
feel..
In a lifetime full of major
risks and decisions, it might seems safer
to remain stagnant but
isn't it more fulfilling if despite the fear
of falling from a cliff and bruised knees,
steps were taken?
in the end, losing and mistakes won't count
what matters most is the person we turned out to be..
not naive..
but wise and beautifully molded by experiences..
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do u know d filing of loving
some1 hu does not luv u n return?
it hurts ryt? that is how God feels most of d tym.
think of it.
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through prayers
God hears more than you say,
he answers more than you ask,
he gives more than you desire
all he needs is you time....
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"it has nver been a question of who forgets..
but sometimes, there's a definite pain on being the
only one who remembers every thing..
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 47
AMERIKANO: s dis haus 4 rent?
GUARD: tinuod jud ka mao ni ang blay ni poren
A: wat did u say?
G: kana c jose igsoon na ni porenj pero una cyang nmatay
A: r u foolish?
G: nah!! nyabag na ni ron security rtah hmuon tng pulis
A: 2morw i'l b back
G:tnuod jud ka ang gkmatyan ni poren 2mur ug hubak! ehehhe
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call frm USA
BANA: hon mzta ang tndhan?
ASWA: dprtment store na!
B: ang tuba-an?
A: KTV bar na!
B: atong mga trisikad?
A: Taxi na!
B: a2ng duha ka anak?
A: Lima nah!
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" i did not kizz her boyfrnd..
i jst whspered sumthing n his mouth :)
> bayeet, s mouth diay mghong2?! hahaha
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_Muabot ang pnahon, ma2tay ta tnan,
moadto ta sa lngt dba?
knza ang una psudlon?
ikaw? aq? cla?
xmpre...
sila!
ky mag inom pa bya ta!..despdida ba!
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its rily2 hard 2 smyl wen u know
pangag ka! ....eheheh
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naa gani mo txt nimo na wla ka kaila
frnd naq 2 . suri huh aqu ghtag imu #
nangita mn gud siya ug
m0saka ug lubi..ikaw aqu ghtag ky anad mn ka..
ahahaha....
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GUARD: tinuod jud ka mao ni ang blay ni poren
A: wat did u say?
G: kana c jose igsoon na ni porenj pero una cyang nmatay
A: r u foolish?
G: nah!! nyabag na ni ron security rtah hmuon tng pulis
A: 2morw i'l b back
G:tnuod jud ka ang gkmatyan ni poren 2mur ug hubak! ehehhe
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call frm USA
BANA: hon mzta ang tndhan?
ASWA: dprtment store na!
B: ang tuba-an?
A: KTV bar na!
B: atong mga trisikad?
A: Taxi na!
B: a2ng duha ka anak?
A: Lima nah!
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" i did not kizz her boyfrnd..
i jst whspered sumthing n his mouth :)
> bayeet, s mouth diay mghong2?! hahaha
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_Muabot ang pnahon, ma2tay ta tnan,
moadto ta sa lngt dba?
knza ang una psudlon?
ikaw? aq? cla?
xmpre...
sila!
ky mag inom pa bya ta!..despdida ba!
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its rily2 hard 2 smyl wen u know
pangag ka! ....eheheh
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naa gani mo txt nimo na wla ka kaila
frnd naq 2 . suri huh aqu ghtag imu #
nangita mn gud siya ug
m0saka ug lubi..ikaw aqu ghtag ky anad mn ka..
ahahaha....
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Greetings Text Messages 21
A happy morning starts from
a pleasant greeting 2 a kind person hu deserves
da best of everything dat d new may bring!
god b w/ u always...Good morning!
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a pleasant greeting 2 a kind person hu deserves
da best of everything dat d new may bring!
god b w/ u always...Good morning!
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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 37
mas malupit na banat :p
gurl: tikman mo tong cake, msarap! gwa NG NANAY KO!
boy: ikaw nlng kya tikman ko,gwa ka rin nmn ng nanay mo!
haha
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NOKIA
PNKMHAL 7650
PNKCUTE 3310
PNKUSO 8210
PNKMURA 5110
PNKMTBAY 3210
PNKMTIGAS 010
PNKMSARAP EU10
PNKMSKIT MA B 10!
HEHEHEHE,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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boy: mhal kita noon, mas mhal kita ngaun..
pwd bng tau nlng ulit?
grl: mhal kita noon..
mglaway ka ngaun!! hahaha.......
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pedro: alam mo, Rosa.
Rosa: ano yun?
pedro: your eyes are really attractive
Rosa: tlaga?
pedro: oo, they attract each other! nyahahhaa........
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gurl: tikman mo tong cake, msarap! gwa NG NANAY KO!
boy: ikaw nlng kya tikman ko,gwa ka rin nmn ng nanay mo!
haha
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NOKIA
PNKMHAL 7650
PNKCUTE 3310
PNKUSO 8210
PNKMURA 5110
PNKMTBAY 3210
PNKMTIGAS 010
PNKMSARAP EU10
PNKMSKIT MA B 10!
HEHEHEHE,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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boy: mhal kita noon, mas mhal kita ngaun..
pwd bng tau nlng ulit?
grl: mhal kita noon..
mglaway ka ngaun!! hahaha.......
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pedro: alam mo, Rosa.
Rosa: ano yun?
pedro: your eyes are really attractive
Rosa: tlaga?
pedro: oo, they attract each other! nyahahhaa........
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Jokes Text Messages 14
son kills buttrfly.
dad says "no butter for 2 wiks!"
son kills honeybee.
dad says "no honey for 2 wiks!"
mom kills cockroach.
son says "dad c'mon tel her!" haha
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f u will c me cryin...
dnt wipe my tears..
bcoz
"only belo touches my skin"
who touches yours? ahahah
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dad says "no butter for 2 wiks!"
son kills honeybee.
dad says "no honey for 2 wiks!"
mom kills cockroach.
son says "dad c'mon tel her!" haha
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f u will c me cryin...
dnt wipe my tears..
bcoz
"only belo touches my skin"
who touches yours? ahahah
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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 30
Frndshp is a special kind of love,
mor dan endless mor dan true..
no matter how far d dstance,
xpect ur fren 2 miss & care 4 u,
like d way..." I DO"
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a friend is never a coincidence n ur lyf
dey r once a stranger meant 2 com in2
ur lyf 2 bring u priceless lessons & funny
memories..
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having a million friends
is not a miracle..
the miracle is..
to have a friend who'll stand by you
..when millions are against u..
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mor dan endless mor dan true..
no matter how far d dstance,
xpect ur fren 2 miss & care 4 u,
like d way..." I DO"
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a friend is never a coincidence n ur lyf
dey r once a stranger meant 2 com in2
ur lyf 2 bring u priceless lessons & funny
memories..
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having a million friends
is not a miracle..
the miracle is..
to have a friend who'll stand by you
..when millions are against u..
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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 57
lyf is ful of risons 2 enjoy.
2 suffer
2 fight
2 giv up!
bt ders only 1 rison y lyf s beautiful.
it s wen u live lyf by love.
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we only grow by taking risks, and the most
difficult risk of all is to be honest
with our selves and with other.......
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"there are things in life that we question a lot
but we do not realize that sometimes
answers come when we stop asking."
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sumtyms, u hav to make big mstakes
to figure out hw to mke thngs ryt.
mstkes r painful.
bt dey'r d only way to find out hu u realy are.
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2 suffer
2 fight
2 giv up!
bt ders only 1 rison y lyf s beautiful.
it s wen u live lyf by love.
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we only grow by taking risks, and the most
difficult risk of all is to be honest
with our selves and with other.......
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"there are things in life that we question a lot
but we do not realize that sometimes
answers come when we stop asking."
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sumtyms, u hav to make big mstakes
to figure out hw to mke thngs ryt.
mstkes r painful.
bt dey'r d only way to find out hu u realy are.
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 74
Don't afraid 2 receiv luv mor dan u cn return.
b afraid dt u cnt giv back d luv although
u rily can. luv needs not to be equal or fair,
8 only needz 2 b true..:)
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dont rush on falling inluv,
4 luv nver runs out!
evn if twnan k nla coz ur stil single,
jst tel dem,
"God is just busy writng d best luv story 4 me"!
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sumtyms we hav 2 give up wonderful
thngs just 2 mke evrything alryt..
we have 2 bleed alone 4 sumbody 2 smile..
we nid those tirs flow just to save d tirs of others..
we have 2 break our own heart to fill sumbody else's
emptines & der r tyms wer we have 2give up our own
happiness just 2 rescue sum1 else's burden..
dats what u call love..it was never fair & wil nver be.!
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luv not too much,
bt real..
prepare to get hurt,
bt don't complain
luv is not bein hapi ol d tym,
fil free 2cry 4awyl,
bt luv like uv nver lost ur smyl:)
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u know wats sad bout love?
its wen u happen 2 know dat ders jst
no hope 4 u bein 2geder yet u stil pray 2 mke it work..
its wen ur mind says let go but ur heart says hold on..
its wen u drim of dat person almost every nyt only 2 wake up
in d morning wid tirs in ur eyes..
nd most of ol its wen no matter how u try 2 4get dat person u jst cnt..
coz of d fact dat u love dat person nd u jst dnt knw y..
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b afraid dt u cnt giv back d luv although
u rily can. luv needs not to be equal or fair,
8 only needz 2 b true..:)
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dont rush on falling inluv,
4 luv nver runs out!
evn if twnan k nla coz ur stil single,
jst tel dem,
"God is just busy writng d best luv story 4 me"!
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sumtyms we hav 2 give up wonderful
thngs just 2 mke evrything alryt..
we have 2 bleed alone 4 sumbody 2 smile..
we nid those tirs flow just to save d tirs of others..
we have 2 break our own heart to fill sumbody else's
emptines & der r tyms wer we have 2give up our own
happiness just 2 rescue sum1 else's burden..
dats what u call love..it was never fair & wil nver be.!
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luv not too much,
bt real..
prepare to get hurt,
bt don't complain
luv is not bein hapi ol d tym,
fil free 2cry 4awyl,
bt luv like uv nver lost ur smyl:)
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u know wats sad bout love?
its wen u happen 2 know dat ders jst
no hope 4 u bein 2geder yet u stil pray 2 mke it work..
its wen ur mind says let go but ur heart says hold on..
its wen u drim of dat person almost every nyt only 2 wake up
in d morning wid tirs in ur eyes..
nd most of ol its wen no matter how u try 2 4get dat person u jst cnt..
coz of d fact dat u love dat person nd u jst dnt knw y..
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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 39
In the forest, bella saw edward's body shimmer as
it has been hit by the sun...
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...
bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!
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iniwan ko cia pra mahalin ka
knalimutan ko cia nung nakila2 kta
pnaglaban kta dhil mhal na kta.
ngwa ko.
laht.,
pro shit!
bt d mo cnabing may mhal kng iba!
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it has been hit by the sun...
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it, say it out loud, say it...
bella: BADING!!! Puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngayun
may glitters ka pa sa katawan?!
gayness k tlga!!
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iniwan ko cia pra mahalin ka
knalimutan ko cia nung nakila2 kta
pnaglaban kta dhil mhal na kta.
ngwa ko.
laht.,
pro shit!
bt d mo cnabing may mhal kng iba!
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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 46
Pol: goy, unsay timailhan nga sex manyak ko?
jong: duna tay himoong mga tests..pero sa dili pta magsugod,
buhii sa akong itlog pls.
bewahahakz ;p
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i knw ur bc ryt now
i knw u hav so many thngs 2do bt i jst wnt 2 steal a single moment
of ur tym 2 ask
pila kbuok ngipon sa lamok?
sakit mn gud mamaak? jejeje
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dang: e delete tka sa friendster ha?
burp: nganu?
dang: dsli ko gnahan nga friends rta..
begeg! =p
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(eksena sa jip)
(student galugit2x sa ilong)
(pakialamero nga gulang)
LOLO: unsa imong gkuha day?
STUDENT: nursing lo.
LOLO: ah...abeh nakog kugmo.
hahhhahah....
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burp: ate pg wla ky dalunggan mg aritis ka?
dang: smpre dli
burp: pg wla ky tudlo mg sing2x ka?
dang: smpre dli pud
burp: nganu ga bra ka?
dang: PAKYU!
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jong: duna tay himoong mga tests..pero sa dili pta magsugod,
buhii sa akong itlog pls.
bewahahakz ;p
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i knw ur bc ryt now
i knw u hav so many thngs 2do bt i jst wnt 2 steal a single moment
of ur tym 2 ask
pila kbuok ngipon sa lamok?
sakit mn gud mamaak? jejeje
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dang: e delete tka sa friendster ha?
burp: nganu?
dang: dsli ko gnahan nga friends rta..
begeg! =p
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(eksena sa jip)
(student galugit2x sa ilong)
(pakialamero nga gulang)
LOLO: unsa imong gkuha day?
STUDENT: nursing lo.
LOLO: ah...abeh nakog kugmo.
hahhhahah....
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burp: ate pg wla ky dalunggan mg aritis ka?
dang: smpre dli
burp: pg wla ky tudlo mg sing2x ka?
dang: smpre dli pud
burp: nganu ga bra ka?
dang: PAKYU!
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Greetings Valentines Day
Hey it's FEBRUARY! allow me to greet you
HAPPY HEARTS and LOVERS MONTH!
God bless you and may cupid fill your heart wid
love!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
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VALENTINES is....
a tym 4 love
a tym to celebrate life
a time to give & forgive
and a time to say a prayer for
you who touched my life
Happy Valentines!!=)
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HAPPY HEARTS and LOVERS MONTH!
God bless you and may cupid fill your heart wid
love!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
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VALENTINES is....
a tym 4 love
a tym to celebrate life
a time to give & forgive
and a time to say a prayer for
you who touched my life
Happy Valentines!!=)
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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 56
life always involve a fight, a race, & a test.
when things get tough, remember Ur identity.
Ur a fighter! Ur a Finisher! Ur a Faithful Christian!
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Life is better when you're happy but life is at its best
when other people are happy because of you.
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To start a day s just like painting..
Draw d line w/ prayers..
Erase d error w/ forgiveness..
dip d brush w/ patience..& color it w/ love! God bless!
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when things get tough, remember Ur identity.
Ur a fighter! Ur a Finisher! Ur a Faithful Christian!
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Life is better when you're happy but life is at its best
when other people are happy because of you.
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To start a day s just like painting..
Draw d line w/ prayers..
Erase d error w/ forgiveness..
dip d brush w/ patience..& color it w/ love! God bless!
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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 44
sumtyms we build up relationship
w/0 felings
w/0 luv
datz y pipol think ur jz playing
e paki b nla?
kya nga tayo nag oopen ng relationshp eh,
2 start..
fallin inluv.
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pg importante skn ang 1 tao
pnapahalagan ko
pg mhal ko ang 1sang tao
inaalagaan ko
pg miz ko ang 1ng tao
tnetxt ko
kya kng nreceiv mo e2 ibg
sbhin miz kta!
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sana,
d n lng kta nkila2
hapin nman ako nung wla k pa,
kc ngaun,
pg d k ngttxt, bat d ako msaya.
kainiz k nman eh'
ano bang meron ka at na mi mis kta.
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ur ex-love gave his weddng invitation
2 u personally. wen sudenly a tear rolldown
from ur eyes..
He wipe it imediately & said
"tau dpat 2 dba? kso sumuko ka..":-(
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READ:
The world's most beautiful sentence,
'..BUT, I LOVE YOU.'
and the w0rld's most painful sentence..
' I LOVE YOU BUT..'
right?
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pg dumating ang araw nah
nlaman kng dlwa na kming mhal mo.
d kta pappliin sming 2 hhyaan n lang kta
s knya! bkt?
kz d k nman mgmmhal ng iba kng tlgang
mhal mko dba?
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w/0 felings
w/0 luv
datz y pipol think ur jz playing
e paki b nla?
kya nga tayo nag oopen ng relationshp eh,
2 start..
fallin inluv.
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pg importante skn ang 1 tao
pnapahalagan ko
pg mhal ko ang 1sang tao
inaalagaan ko
pg miz ko ang 1ng tao
tnetxt ko
kya kng nreceiv mo e2 ibg
sbhin miz kta!
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sana,
d n lng kta nkila2
hapin nman ako nung wla k pa,
kc ngaun,
pg d k ngttxt, bat d ako msaya.
kainiz k nman eh'
ano bang meron ka at na mi mis kta.
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ur ex-love gave his weddng invitation
2 u personally. wen sudenly a tear rolldown
from ur eyes..
He wipe it imediately & said
"tau dpat 2 dba? kso sumuko ka..":-(
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READ:
The world's most beautiful sentence,
'..BUT, I LOVE YOU.'
and the w0rld's most painful sentence..
' I LOVE YOU BUT..'
right?
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pg dumating ang araw nah
nlaman kng dlwa na kming mhal mo.
d kta pappliin sming 2 hhyaan n lang kta
s knya! bkt?
kz d k nman mgmmhal ng iba kng tlgang
mhal mko dba?
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Sunday, February 8, 2009
Love Qoutes Text Messages 73
I dont rush in finding new love
for love never runs out! Even if
tawanan nila coz I'm single
I just tel them,"God is just busy
writing the best love story for me"!!
for love never runs out! Even if
tawanan nila coz I'm single
I just tel them,"God is just busy
writing the best love story for me"!!
Love Qoutes Text Messages 72
Sabi nila masarap ang may kasama lalo na pagmahal mo
at mahal ka rin nya! Oo tama cla pro takot akog isipin na
kung gaano kasarap ang makasama ka ganun kasakit
pag nawala ka!!!
at mahal ka rin nya! Oo tama cla pro takot akog isipin na
kung gaano kasarap ang makasama ka ganun kasakit
pag nawala ka!!!
Love Qoutes Text Messages 71
I catch myself thinkin of da momentz spent with you
maybe I'm a little lonely but being far from you
gives me a beautiful chance to realize how much
you mean to me & how much i miz your company!!!
maybe I'm a little lonely but being far from you
gives me a beautiful chance to realize how much
you mean to me & how much i miz your company!!!
Friday, February 6, 2009
Love Qoutes Text Messages 70
Mhirap pra sa akin di ka mkita
Mhirap pra sa akin di ka mkasama
Mhirap pra sa akin ang iwan ka
Pro mas mhirap pra sa akin ang pbayaan mo ko
sa iba, khit alam mo n sayo ako liligaya
Mhirap pra sa akin di ka mkasama
Mhirap pra sa akin ang iwan ka
Pro mas mhirap pra sa akin ang pbayaan mo ko
sa iba, khit alam mo n sayo ako liligaya
Love Qoutes Text Messages 69
Mbait cya pro hinahanap kita
Iniisip kita pro naalala ko cya
Cya ang mundo ko pro ikaw ang langit ko
Magulo db? Pro mtatanggap mo b na cya
ang gus2 ko pro ikaw ang mahal ko
Iniisip kita pro naalala ko cya
Cya ang mundo ko pro ikaw ang langit ko
Magulo db? Pro mtatanggap mo b na cya
ang gus2 ko pro ikaw ang mahal ko
Love Qoutes Text Messages 68
Msakit pg di mo mkita ang mhal mo
Di mo mhawakan,di mo malambingan,
di mo maalagaan pro mas msakit 'yung
maagaw cya ng iba at wla kang laban
para bawiin cya.
Di mo mhawakan,di mo malambingan,
di mo maalagaan pro mas msakit 'yung
maagaw cya ng iba at wla kang laban
para bawiin cya.
Love Qoutes Text Messages 67
Pag bumalik sau ang gago mong X at cnabing " mahal p kita"!
Sampalin mo tpoz bigla mong yakapin sbihin mong,
"Gago ka tlaga" Aalis-alis ka bbalik ka rin pla!
Pkiss nga namimis kita!
Sampalin mo tpoz bigla mong yakapin sbihin mong,
"Gago ka tlaga" Aalis-alis ka bbalik ka rin pla!
Pkiss nga namimis kita!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 38
Sabi nila pag nadapa ka,bumangon!
Eh paano kung nadapa ka sa ibabaw ng mahal mo?
Ba2ngon ka p ba? hehehe
Eh paano kung nadapa ka sa ibabaw ng mahal mo?
Ba2ngon ka p ba? hehehe
Love Qoutes Text Messages 66
Takot akng mawala ka ng di ko malaman kung bkit
Hindi s di ako mbu2hay ng wala ka,
kundi takot akong dumating 'yung araw
na mahal pa rin kita kahit wala ka na.
Hindi s di ako mbu2hay ng wala ka,
kundi takot akong dumating 'yung araw
na mahal pa rin kita kahit wala ka na.
Jokes Quotes Text Messages 13
Kanina nagpaload ako,sbi ko "ate paload"
Biglang sumigaw 'yung tindera "c ann nka-smart buddy naaaaaaaah!
Sabi ko, "kalma lng te,dili ko artesta!
Biglang sumigaw 'yung tindera "c ann nka-smart buddy naaaaaaaah!
Sabi ko, "kalma lng te,dili ko artesta!
Jokes Quotes Text Messages 12
Amerikano: Is this hauz for rent?
Guard: Tinood jd ka mao ni Poren
Amerikano: Wat did u say?
Guard: Kana c jose igsoon na ni Poren pero una cyang namatay
Amerikano: Are you foolish?
Guard: Nah! Nayabag na ni ron security ra ta himoon tang pulis
Amerikano: Tomorrow I'll be back
Guard: Tinood jd ka ang gikamatyan ni Poren tumor ug hubak.
Guard: Tinood jd ka mao ni Poren
Amerikano: Wat did u say?
Guard: Kana c jose igsoon na ni Poren pero una cyang namatay
Amerikano: Are you foolish?
Guard: Nah! Nayabag na ni ron security ra ta himoon tang pulis
Amerikano: Tomorrow I'll be back
Guard: Tinood jd ka ang gikamatyan ni Poren tumor ug hubak.
