Saturday, February 14, 2009

Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 46

Pol: goy, unsay timailhan nga sex manyak ko?
jong: duna tay himoong mga tests..pero sa dili pta magsugod,
buhii sa akong itlog pls.

bewahahakz ;p


i knw ur bc ryt now
i knw u hav so many thngs 2do bt i jst wnt 2 steal a single moment
of ur tym 2 ask
pila kbuok ngipon sa lamok?
sakit mn gud mamaak? jejeje


dang: e delete tka sa friendster ha?

burp: nganu?
dang: dsli ko gnahan nga friends rta..

begeg! =p

(eksena sa jip)

(student galugit2x sa ilong)

(pakialamero nga gulang)

LOLO: unsa imong gkuha day?

STUDENT: nursing lo.

LOLO: ah...abeh nakog kugmo.


burp: ate pg wla ky dalunggan mg aritis ka?

dang: smpre dli

burp: pg wla ky tudlo mg sing2x ka?

dang: smpre dli pud

burp: nganu ga bra ka?

dang: PAKYU!



Anonymous said...


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Follow these tips to keep your facebook poker chips safe:

Never give your password to a stranger: Trust is a delicate thing that takes a long time to build but only second to destroy. You may meet a sexy girl in poker room and you are friends with him/her. He/she will keep interacting with you days before playing her trick. So be carefull enough to protect your login credentials to yourself, else this may lead to disaster.

Be careful about what you download: Professional online gamers are looking for cheats or hacks for the games they play in order to give them an edge over their opponents. Poker is no different and there are plenty of sites on the internet having facebook poker cheats and hacks for those brave enough to download and install them. But many of these so called facebook poker cheats have viruses or trojan programs. The moment you install any of these your computer is at the risk of attacks by the creator of the program. He can then have access to vital information that you access from your computer. Leaving your facebook poker account at risk of been hacked. If you never downloaded any of these programs then you’re probably safe, and if you have then you should run a spyware detection program. The best move will be for get your computer formatted to avoid any loop holes.

Phishing Links: This way of hacking has been thee for quite sometime now. Phishers send legitimate and official looking emails to your inbox. When you open them you are asked to click on the link and login in order to save your account or win free facebook poker chips, but in reality you are logging into a fake site that sends your information off to the scammer who made it. Before you find it out, its too late to react and they would have already broken into your account and emptied it of any facebook poker chips that you may have.

YouTube scams: If you do a search on youtube for facebook poker cheats, zynga poker hacks, or free facebook poker chips you’ll find hundreds of videos on the topic. More than 90% of them are made by idiots hoping to convince you to send them your account information. They range from slightly clever to completely moronic.

Image Photo Having Exe Embedded In it: This one is hard to catch. This is the latest fashion that is used by scammer, you will be asked to share family photo's. When you open their photo, that will innitiate an exe in the background which will steal all your information and send to the mastermind behin it. So be careful with whom you share photos.

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Anonymous said...

Hi , I am new to these parts. suppose say hi.

See ya! :) and Thanks alot

(sorry if this is the wrong place to post this)