AMERIKANO: s dis haus 4 rent?
GUARD: tinuod jud ka mao ni ang blay ni poren
A: wat did u say?
G: kana c jose igsoon na ni porenj pero una cyang nmatay
A: r u foolish?
G: nah!! nyabag na ni ron security rtah hmuon tng pulis
A: 2morw i'l b back
G:tnuod jud ka ang gkmatyan ni poren 2mur ug hubak! ehehhe
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call frm USA
BANA: hon mzta ang tndhan?
ASWA: dprtment store na!
B: ang tuba-an?
A: KTV bar na!
B: atong mga trisikad?
A: Taxi na!
B: a2ng duha ka anak?
A: Lima nah!
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" i did not kizz her boyfrnd..
i jst whspered sumthing n his mouth :)
> bayeet, s mouth diay mghong2?! hahaha
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_Muabot ang pnahon, ma2tay ta tnan,
moadto ta sa lngt dba?
knza ang una psudlon?
ikaw? aq? cla?
xmpre...
sila!
ky mag inom pa bya ta!..despdida ba!
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its rily2 hard 2 smyl wen u know
pangag ka! ....eheheh
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naa gani mo txt nimo na wla ka kaila
frnd naq 2 . suri huh aqu ghtag imu #
nangita mn gud siya ug
m0saka ug lubi..ikaw aqu ghtag ky anad mn ka..
ahahaha....
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