JOB INTERVIEW
BOSS: Unsay kabal-an nmo?
APPLICANT: Wel, kblo q asa mo gapuyo sa imng asawa
ug kblo pd q asa imng kabit...!
BOSS: Dawat nka animala ka!
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EMPLEYADO: Boss, nmatay diay a2ng manager, pwde b ako nlng
ang mopuli sa iyang pwesto?
BOSS: Pwde man, pro ambot lng kha kng mosugot ang punerarya.
try daw!
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An imprisoned man donated his eyes, then later his arms,
legs, & kidney...
Jailguard: "Kuyaw! pud kag style dah,murag gahinayhinay nman kag sibat".
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