Politics Jokes Quotes Text Messages 1

AMERICAN: In the US, stealing is against the law,
you will be jailed
BRITISH: In the UK foreigners you are caught
stealing are deported
SAUDI ARABIAN: Do not steal or your hand
will be cut off
JAPANESE: Stealing is dishonor to family
we make Harakiri
CHINESE: If caught stealing you face
firing squad
FILIPINO: Stealing is for OFFICIAL USE ONLY!
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Politics Jokes Qoutes Text Messages

noy2x...hindi ako magnanakaw
villar...tapos na ako magnakaw
gibo....hindi ko kailangan magnakaw
erap....kailangan ko ulit magnakaw
gloria....wala na kayong nanakawin

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