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Friday, May 1, 2015
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 7
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 6
Boy: Sino crush mo?
Girl: Eh.. sabay na lanag tayo.. 123 go....
Girl: ikaw!
Boy: ibang girl...
Girl: AWW... joke lang un..
Girl: (sana pala iba na lang ung sinabi ko)
Boy: sana pala d na lang ako nag sinungaling parehas
lang pala kami.
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GF: May pinagsisihan ka ba na naging girlfriend mo ako?
BF: Oo mayroon.
GF: Ano? na nakilala mo ako?
BF: Oo! Nagsisisi ako kasi nakilala kita!
GF:Okay. (umiiyak)
BF:(hugs her tight) Nagsisi ako kasi bakit ngayon lang
kita nakilala. Sana dumating ka sa buhay ko ng mas maaga
para noon pa sana ako ganito kasaya.
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BF: Break na tayo!
GF: (maluha-luha) Bkt?
BF: wala lang break na tayo!
GF: (sinampal si bf)
BF: Bkit mo ako sinampal?
GF: bkt?! nagtatanong ka pa huh? (sinampal ulit si bf)
BF: anu ba problema mu?
Niyaya lang naman kita mag break kasi nagugutom na ako!!
Dadating na si Maam!
GF: ayy! Sorry babe di mo kasi na pansin may lamok
sa face mu! pinatay ko lang..
Tara break na tayo!
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Monday, April 9, 2012
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 5
A BF & GF broke up for a NONSENSE reason
The Boy said to her EX: ``Ayan na. Lahat nang binigay mo sa akin . sinusuli ko na''
The Girl replied: `` Hindi ko yan tatanggapin hangga't hindi kumpleto lahat ng binigay ko sau''
The Boy asked the Girl: `` anu paba kulang? babayaran ko nalang ''
The Girl cried and said : `` Buong pagmamahal ko binigay ko sau. Kaya mo pabang bayaran kung iba na laman nang puso mo?
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Saturday, July 16, 2011
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 4
sa isang white rose
"sasagutin lng kta pg naging
red rose n aku"
sobrang nsktan ang buttrfly
sa cnabi nung white rose s knya
pro d siya sumuko
lam mo gwa nya?
pnutol nya sarili nyang katwan
at ikinalat ang sarling dugo sa petals
ng white rose
na inlove ang white rose sa buttrfly
pro ptay na ito.
see?
d mo mrrealize ang isang tao o bgay
hanggat d ito mwwla sau...
Friday, April 29, 2011
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 3
There was a boy who was very inlove with his gf
eventhough they were far from each other,
the boy wait for the girl.Before the girl came back
he receive a news that his gf will be getting married.
After hearing that,he cried overnight.After 2 weeks
he receive a card from the girl but he never open it
because he don’t to read the girl’s explaination…
The time comes,he went to the church not to
watch the wedding but to kill the girl.
He shot the girl,the girl died.After burial,he open
the card it says:”BABY”, ikaw mahal ko takas
mo ako before my wedding please.
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Tagalog Love Story Quotes 2
Imagine your in the middle of the highway,
Then sa banding kanan nakita yong “x” mong
Patuloy na umaasang tutulungan mo syang itakbo sa hospital
Taz sa banding kaliwa andun din pala yong mahal mo
Naghihintay sayo habang may dala siyang bulaklak,
Kaw? San ka pupunta sa x mong duduan dahil nabaril
Sa pagligtas sayo, o sa taong mahal mo na
naghihintay sayo dahil araw ng Kasal ninyo.
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Tagalog Love Story Quotes 1
Monday, June 29, 2009
Tagalog Love Story Qoutes
Bday ng isang gurl, humingi xa ng bracelet s bf nia,
pero ang bnigay s knya STORYBOOK. nagalit ung gurl,
tnapon ung storybuk nd nakigpgbreak..
after da break-up nbalitaan ng grl na ngpkmatay ung boy.
Pmnta ung grl sah burol nd nkita nya ung
STORY BUK s iba2w ng kabaong,knha na nd read it,
ang nksulat pla dun ayung LOVE STORY nlng dlawa..
at da last page my message :
"punTa kah sah fvorite place natin..naNdun uNg bracelet n gft ko!.."
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A boy is so inluv w/ a girl, so he promise
2 give her a wedding ring on her b-day, as
d girl b-day has come, d boy arrived 2geder
w/ his gift w/c is a talking doll, but d gurl was
embarrassed w/ d gift, so d girl throw it, but d
boy run 4 it 2 catch d doll, unexpectedly da boy
was hit by a car n died! At da tym of d boy's
burial, d girl was crying n hug the doll and it
spoke..."PLZ GET D RING ON MY POCKET,
HOPE U LYK IT, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...
WILL U MARRY ME?..
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1 of d loneliest qoute i've ever known:
" d girl sed 2 her bf:
U know how much i love you. but i won't deny d fact that u luv sum1
else in ur life right now. I want u 2 b happy & if she's d 1 who
can truly make u smile, be with her, i am willing 2 sacrifice.
D girl was left crying.
D boy rushed after d girl, hold her hand,kissed her romantically,
n hugged her very tight.
know what he said?
"THANK U!"
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..Once upon a tym..
there was a boy n a girl who was best of friends
one day d boy promise 2 d girl that he would
then days pases by n d girl came 2 d boy sad n crying.
d boy ask "why?" d girl told d boy
"mahal q xa't ayaw qng mwala xa pro ma2tay xa"
D boy hug the grl n said " wg kng mg ala2
psa2yahn kta".
Dn aftr 3 months, d grl was shock n surprise
wen her bf apir n say "tanx sa bestfren mo,
dinonor nya puso nya pra mabuhay ako't
mkasama ka".
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A sAd & mean STORY:
1st der wer lovers, in d pas few days
dey always quarreled coz of misunderstanding,
1 day, d guy invited her gf 2 his haws..inside d room..
d guy sed," f u reli luV me,give mE wat i wNt.."
d grL kiz her bf imMediAtely & sUrrendrd her
vrgiNty 2 heR bf.
aFter dat,d bf sed, "im not yet fiNishd tAlKng a whiLe aGo,
wAt i wNt s A brEaK uP cOz of r misUnderstandngs!
Anyway Tanx 4 mKing me hapi, i enjoyed & i loveD it..
bUt im sOri c0z i have 2 say GOODBYE!:-(
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at d age of 14 ngkarn cya ng anak na la2ke!
iniwan nya ang bata sa mlaking bhay at cnuotan ng kwentas!
2 yrs later! she wrk n da most ppular clab!
20 yrs aftr she met a guy who loved her 4 wat she was!
mraming bses na nlang pnagsaluhan ang msayang gbe sa kama!
isang araw ng dssyon clang mgpkasal...in beach prty she notes da nkles use by her husbnd...
w/0 saying a word she run and cry an sed my GOD 4GIVE ME I FUCKED MY SON!