Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages 1

2 probnxano sumakay sa elavator,
Berto: magkano ibabayd natin?
Ricardo:tanga! bobo! gago! gnorante! bogok! stupido!

Bakit ka magbayad eh wla png kunduk2r.


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a naked girl rode a
taxi,d girl askd d
drver,"bkit k nktitig?ngyon k lng
b nkkita ng bbaeng
nkhubad?
DRIVER: d mis! iniisip ko
kung san nkatago
pmsahe mo?!?;-)


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Mnsan
nhhya
narin
aq
itxt qa
kc bka bz qa,
kya nga kht
dka ngrrply,
pra
sa
akn
ok! lng un...
bsta pg
ayw mu na
tlga mgtxt,
akn nlng
celfon mu ha?...


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1gbi
umiiyk
aq
hbng
nkatngin
s
bwan
sbi
ng
bwan
kng
umiiyak
k at cia
ang dhilan
bkt
dmo
cia
iwan?
tpoz
tnanong
ko
cia

ikw b
buwan..

kya mong
iwan ang
langit?????


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Ang
"2rue luv"
kpag nwla
mhrap
ng mktang
muli
ang
"feelings"
kpag
nwla
mhrap
ng iblalik
muli
ang
"trust"
kpag
nabutas
"baby"
ang lalabas......u


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sometyms
i 4got
2 ask
"mzta kna?"
or
even
missed
2 say
"ano,ok k lng?"
but
it
doesn't
mean
dat i
4get u...


BUSY LNG!
"prang ikw"......u


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WARNING:

pg-bnasa mo 'to,
crush mo ako.
pg-erase mo,
mhal mo ako.
pg-save
syo na puso ko
pg rply ka,
mg-on na tyo.
sbukan mong
2mwag,
pkkasal ako
syo.....


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Kung mhal
ka nya,
mhalin
dn
xa
suklian
mo
ang
pgmmhal
na
ibingay
syo
dhil
ang
tmang
mgsukli
mrming
sukli.....


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d ko
kyang
mwla
ka
dhil
ikw
ung
chaser ko,
gin ko sa shabu,
at lytre ko sa yosi
plagay mo kyanin ko pa kya
pgnwla
ka eh!
adik ako sayo!....


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nagguluhan
ako,
db
ung
vc2ry linner,
rural linner,
grand linner,
at super 5 linner
ay mga bus yun eh!...
ung Panty linner
bus dn ba un???!!!


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Sharon
gtas
nya
alska,
softdrnks
nya
coca-cola
ice cream
nya
slecta
ulam
nya
cen2ry tuna
snck nya
mcdo
kya
ktwan nya
Superferry...skay na?!!!


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Ang
pgkkaibgan
ay
sing
tbay
ng
semn2
sing
tigas
ng
ba2,
sing laks
ng
kamao,
sing
init
ng
apoy,
sing
kamas
at
talong
ctaw,btaw,patani.....


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