Friday, April 29, 2011

Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 83

Reasons why some people are single:

1.DESTINY ADDICT-umaasa sa tadhana

2.PERFECTIONIST-sobrang choosy!

3.BUSYBUSYHAN-mga taong workaholic

4.FRIENDSHIP THEORY-kung friends,

friends lang talaga

5.X to the NTH POWER-taong di maka

get over sa past relationship

6.FAMILY FEUD-takot sa parents

7.FOREVER BUSTED-walang nagkamali

8.HEART ATTACK-ayaw masaktan

9.WAITER-antay ng antay wala naming inaantay

Heheheh..saag category ka?


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If you can’t forget someone,don’t give

yourself to anyone..

Accept the fact that your still not prepared,

because there’s no such thing as panakip-butas,

But there’s a word called unfair..


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Love Quotes Text Messages 170

A heart truly inlove never losses hope,

But always believe in the promise of love..

No matter how long the time and how far

it’s distance a person inlove can SACRIFICE..


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What if my name is yours?

How can I introduce myself to you?

Should I say? Hi,I’m yours.


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 161

A great character always makes us more

attractive than

A great face with substance..

Beauty catches attention but

character catches the heart.


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 160

Always remember pain makes people change

So don’t hurt them, if you don’t want them to change.


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Worthy is he who remember to thank

the Lord for all his blessings

But admirable is he who still thank

God inspite of pain..


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Some people hurt by words, some by action

But the biggest hurt I believe is that someone

is ignoring you when you value them

bigger than anything else.


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 159

Nobody teaches a fish to swim,

A bird to fly,a tree to grow

And nobody teaches me to remember you..

I just do.


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Instead of wishing you were someone else,

be proud of who you are, you never know

whose been looking at you wishing they could be you.


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I always win any game I played…

But it seems I’ve always lose any love I had..

You know why?

Because I don’t play it..


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 158

It’s better to be the worst person in the

world by your mistakes than,

To be the nicest person by not showing

your real self.


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Life is a movie written,produced and directed

by God and play by you.

It is a take one movie,so play it the

best way you can..

It has no cuts,so make it a

blockbuster in God’s eyes.


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You make me smile for the weirdest reason..

You make me laugh for some stupid reason..

But most of all,you make me love you for no reason.


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 82

Masakit pag niloko ka na taong sineryoso mo

Masakit pag pinaglaruan ka ng taong iniingatan mo

Pero mas masakit yong maramdaman mo na

masaya siya sa iba habang ikaw umiiyak dahil sa kanya..


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Pwedeng lahat ng taong darating sayo marunong

umunawa,magpahalaga at matutunan kang mahalin..

Sa mga yun piliin mo yong di marunong magsawa

kasi lahat marunong magmahal pero lahat tumatagal..


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Matanong ko lang…saan ka galling kagabi?

Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko?

Di tuloy sweet ang dreams ko..


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 81

Tahimik lang ako pag naalala ka,

Walang kibo pag lumuluha na,

Patingin-tingin lang pag naiisip ka

Minsan akala mo balewala ka di mo alam,sa puso ko

Takot ako baka mawala ka..


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Paano kung piso na lang load mo?

Tapos biglang nag text X mo,

Sabi:pwde pa bang maging tayo uli?

kasi mahal pa kita eh.

Nag text din bf mo,

Sabi:gaano mo ako kamahal?

Nag text din crush mo,

Sabi:may aaminin ako sayo,gusto kita.

gusto mo rin ba ako?

Sino unang itetext mo?


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Mahirap sabihin sa X mong “hoy miss na kita”

Mahirap sabihing “hoy ingat ka”

Mahirap din sabihing “sorry sa lahat ha”

Ngunit mas mahirap sabihing “hoy mahal pa kita,

pwede bumalik ka na?


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 80

Minsan nakakatakot magmahal

Di mo alam baka masaktan ka lang ulit

Pero ganun talaga ang love diba?

Magsasayang ka muna ng maraming

luha bago matagpuan ang tama.


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Question:bakit kadalasan nakkikipag break

ang gf sa bf at bf sa gf?

Answer:25367.5 x 2

Try mo solve sa calculator then baliktad mo..

Tama diba?


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Alam ko di ako yong tipong parang NFA RICE

kung pilahan..

Di rin NIDO para maging no.1 at

Lalong di McDO para masabi mong love ko ‘to

Di man kita makasama forever,sana kahit

parang NESCAFE man lang-let’s make

every moment perfect…


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 79

Ang tao madaling mahalin kapag may pera..

Maporma o may itsura..pero para sa akin

masarap mahalin yong taong walang

maipagmamalaki kundi ako lang..


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Kapag nasaktan ka dahil sa sobrang

pagmamahal huwag mong isipin na talo ka,

hayaan mo siya..sino ba siya?ito ag sabihin mo,

only a bitch like me can love a bastard like you..


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Sana sibuyas na lang ang puso ko,

Para kahit ilang beses pa nila durugin at sugatan to,

Sa huli sila parin ang iiyak ng husto..


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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 75

Kung lagi kang nagdududa sa inyong mahal

Lalo na kapag di mo sya kasama

Painumin mo sya nag “lactum” pra 100% panatag.


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Bakit ang paying naalala kapag umuulan?

Ang tubig kapag nauuhaw?

Ang electricfan kapag naiinitan?eh ako kaya?

kailan mo maalala?

Tuwing unlimaited lang??sakit naman..


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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 103

It feels good to hear your loveone say,

“anhi daw ka diri ingon si mama”

But it feels much better to hear your loveone say,

“anhi diri balay kay wala si mama”

Aguy, sure nah,,.


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Namis…………..taka…….is the common word

used if nay makakita nimo nga gikan ka sa

lugar nga nag pista…namista ka?


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Heart:mahal ko talaga siya

Brain:alam ko sobra pa nga diba?

Heart:alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa

siyng kinakalimutan?

Brain:kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan

Stomach:sa sobra mong pagmamahal

di ka na kumakain

Liver:korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n

aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney

Lungs:ako din nahihirapan ng huminga

Heart:sensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh

Lubot:estoryahee…


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Visayan Love Quotes Text Messages 30

Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,

Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik

gakusa sya ug hughungi

“lami na kayo ko noh?

Saon taman dili naman ko imo.


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Mahirap amg byahe ng buhay ko!

Daming lubak,daming liko2x pero

Alam mo ba kung ano masaya sa

byahe ko?yun ay ang araw na pumara

ka at sumabay sa trip ng buhay ko..


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 78

May minahal ako pero iniwan ako.

Syempre masakit,hinabol ko siya

sabi ko:mahal kita at kailangan kita

Alam mo sabi niya?if you need me,

I need someone too and sorry but it’s not you..

Ang sakit diba?it hurts talaga!

Pero one day,bumalik siya

sabi niya:sorry kung nasaktan kita.nandito

na ulit ako para mahalin ka..

Sagot ko naman:if you need me,I need someone

too and I’m sorry because this time,

its not already you..


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Kapag nagmahal,di daw dapat umasa

ng anumang kapalit. Dapat lagging handa

sa luha at sakit at kahit mabigo huwag daw susuko

Dahil minsan mas masarap magmahal ng nasasaktan
kaysa mahalin ka ng napipilitan.


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Minsan nalilito tayo kung anong dapat sundin,

Puso ba? O isip? Sabi nila tanga daw ang

puso sa pagdidisisyon,pero di nila alam maraming

alam ang puso na di kayang ipaliwanag ng isip.


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 77

Hirap talaga magmahal ng totoo..

Lagi ka na lang masasaktan,lagi ka na lang

umiiyak,lagi ka na lang umaasa.

Pero ako?kahit mahirap gagawin ko mahalin

lang din ako ng totoo..


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Hindi sa lahat ng oras andyan ako sa tabi mo,lagging

kausap,lagging katext..Kaya kahit wala ako mag-ingat

ka dahil gusto kitang makitang masaya

Kahit di mo ako kasama..


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Jealous is the reason why tha relationship

are breaking Dahil nawawalan ng tiwala at

kumikitid ang pang unawa but Sometimes

jealous is the only way to prove that your

loveone has truly loves you.


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 77

Hindi ako ang tipong dapat niloko…

Kung iniisip mong ikaw ang panalo,magi sip ka ng panibago dahil,

Ang puso ko ay parang sibuyas,ikaw man ang humiwa,

Sisiguraduhin kong ikaw din ang luluha.


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Maglaro ka ng snake sa cp,mapapansin mo

parang relasyon Sa una di mo iisiping hahaba ng ganun,

kapag tumagal nagiging exciting Pero nakakatakot dahil

baka isang untog lang matapos ang lahat diba?

Parang isang pagkakamali natapos ang mahabang

panagsamahan,sayang naman.kasi panaghirapan mong

pahabain tapos sasabihin lang…..GAME OVER..


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Kahit malayo tayong dalawa at matagal man

tayo di magkita. Magbago man ang lahat sa atin..

Tandaan mo lagi ito.di magbabago ang halaga mo

bilang ikaw dito sa puso ko.


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Tagalog Love Story Quotes 3

There was a boy who was very inlove with his gf

eventhough they were far from each other,

the boy wait for the girl.Before the girl came back

he receive a news that his gf will be getting married.

After hearing that,he cried overnight.After 2 weeks

he receive a card from the girl but he never open it

because he don’t to read the girl’s explaination…

The time comes,he went to the church not to

watch the wedding but to kill the girl.

He shot the girl,the girl died.After burial,he open

the card it says:”BABY”, ikaw mahal ko takas

mo ako before my wedding please.


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 157

If your losing someone that you really love,

Never be afraid, because if that person do loves you a lot,

He/she would take the risk to find you again..


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God gives gifts of love through people like you..

May all your days be as special as the memories

you create in the hearts of those

You touch and cared for.


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You don’t have to rush something,remember that

if that something is really meant for you even if

somebody owns it now,someday u’ll gonna own it too.

A precious advice:be the reason for someone’s

happiness not just a part of it..

And be a part of someone’s sadness but not the reason for it..


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 156

I’m finally strong enough to let him go and move on with my life,

And you know what’s hard?

I still sits up at night,stares at my phone and wonder….


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The loveliest day comes when you wake up one morning

And discover the romantic truth that God always colors your world..

May you find a hundreds of reason to smile today..


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Prayer teaches us to wait,it clears our vision,

It gives our heart and activates our faith.

Grow like the sunrise and humble yourself like the sunset..


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Love Quotes Text Messages 169

If you love someone,you better prove it,

Because if you don’t they might not believe it..

For love is not a noun to be defined but

A verb to be acted upon.


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It takes time and space to forget someone

very special to you but

Sometimes we really have to move on and

face the fact that certain chapters of our lives

Should really closed forever.


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Don’t tie your heart to a person who has

nothing to offer you.. You may say your inlove,

you might even say he or she is your soulmate

But is that enough to fill your need for love?Let it go..

It might hurt for a while but when you get over it,

you’ll find it’s for the better..


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 155

Never get discourage when things do not

measure to your expectation,

Always remember that the

greatest glory in life is not winning but

Rising everytime we fall..


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Prayer is a perfume to your soul and

a fragrance that pleases God,

Wear your prayer everyday and

let it freshin’ you anytime and anywhere you go.

God bless….


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I could never choose what is the best for you…
Never could I say what you should do but

Just remember that when the best things are going wrong,
I shall be there always to make you strong.


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 76

Isang bagay ang pinakamasakit kapag nagmahal ka,

Hindi yong iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo..

Kundi yong pinag-aralan mong kalimutan sya

Kahit alam mong di mo kaya.


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Masakit maging pangalawa sa buhay ng taong mahal mo,

Nakikisali ka, nakikihati ka pero diba

Mas masakit naman kung ikaw ang una kaya

meron siyang pangalawa?.


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Nakakapagod mahalin yong taong di mo maintindihan

Yong taong pinapaasa ka lang pero

Pinakahirap pa lang mahalin ang taong akala mo mahal ka

Pero pinaglalaruan ka lang pala.


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Tagalog Love Story Quotes 2

Imagine your in the middle of the highway,

Then sa banding kanan nakita yong “x” mong

Patuloy na umaasang tutulungan mo syang itakbo sa hospital

Taz sa banding kaliwa andun din pala yong mahal mo

Naghihintay sayo habang may dala siyang bulaklak,

Kaw? San ka pupunta sa x mong duduan dahil nabaril

Sa pagligtas sayo, o sa taong mahal mo na

naghihintay sayo dahil araw ng Kasal ninyo.


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 75

Don’t be sad when you experience break up,

Why..? kasi hindi ginawa ang break para masaktan

Ka at lumuha, ginawa ang break up

Para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo’y tutuo.

I’m so sorry for all the bad things I’ve done,

Thanks for the time you wasted for me,

Sorry cause I’m just “human”

Unperfect but enough to be real.


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Mali nga sigurong mahalin kita,

Maling umasang mamahalin mo rin ako,

Pero mali bang aminin ko na mahal kita,

Kahit ang putang inang puso mo ay pag-aari na nag iba?


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Kung iiwas ka sa taong mahal mo sasaktan mo lang sarili mo,

Pilit kang maglilibang sa iba para lang kalimutan sya,

Pero hanggang saan ang pagkukunwari mo kung sya

Lang talaga laman ng puso’t isipan mo.


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 74

Happy ako kasi love kita,

Mis kita pero malayo ka,

Kailangan kita ngunit wala ka,

Iniisip ko limutin ka at tumingin sa iba,

Shit, di ko kaya..

“Mahal talaga kita”


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Tao lang ako pwedeng magmahal,

Tao ka lang pwedeng masaktan

Tao lang tayo marunong magmahal at masaktan,

Pero wag mo idahilan na tao ka lang na…

Pwede akong paglaruan.


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Minsan natuto akong magmahal,

Pero lage akong nasasaktan, bakit ganon?

Lage nalang ako ginaganito,

Ikaw ..? kung ikaw mamahalin ko,

Hindi ba ako iiyak sa tabi mo?


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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 73

Sa tuwing nalulungkot ako, hinahanap kita

Sa bawat sandali iniisip kita sa mga oras na namimiss kita,

Ng sobra2x, gano kaya kasakit ang bukas pag malaman

kong may iba ka na?


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Pag may bagay na mawawala sa akin,

Pwede wag ikaw?

Kung may taong lalayo sa akin sana di ikaw,

Kung may tao na makakasama ko habambuhay,

Favor naman oh, Pwede kaw na lang?


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“lam ko makulit ako, minsan nga binabaliwala

Nyo na ako eh, pero ok lang yun basta

hayaan nyo lang ako mangulit

Kasi may time na aalis rin ako at di na muling..

Magpaparamdam sayo.


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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 102

Boy 1: bai, ilugon naku imu uyab ha.

Boy 2: suwayi….

Boy 1: mailog man gani ng yuta nga titulado uyab pa kaha?

Boy 2: aw, o sad,mabungkag man gani ng bato nawong pa kaha?

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If cinderella’s glass slippers fit perfectly,

Why did it fall off along the way?

Maybe it speaks about one important thing:

Igat jud sya pa blind2x aron gukoron,

Si little mermaid gusto magpalegs aron makabilangkad,

Si sleeping beauty tulog2x aron kamangon,

Si snow white pa patay2x aron kamangon,

Kabantay mo? Puro inigat gatudlo sa fairytales.

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Di lahat ng batang naka bag,nag-aaral

Yong iba naglalakwatsa lang,

Tulad ni Dora the explorer,sige lang laag,dala2x pag mapa..


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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 64

I hope our friendship would be like the relation

between the hands and the eyes…

When the hand gets hurt …

The eye cries and when the eye cries,

the hand wipes its tears.


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Great friendship is about to main things:

First is to find out the similarities,

And second is to respect the differences.


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Shoes never meet yet share the same ground,

The moon and the sun couldn’t be one yet cross the same sky,

Same with friends who didn’t meet often,

But never stop being friends.


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