Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may
dalang panabong...
Si juan para makalibre,
pumasok may dalang sisiw...
BANTAY: sinigawan si JUAN) hoy! ano yan?
JUAN: (galit) manok! bakit?
BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit sisiw?
JUAN: heller?! may laban ang ama niya,
xmpre moral support!
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When i die...
i want to change the 'RIP' initials on my tombstone....
instead of, "REST IN PEACE"
"REDHORSE IPADALA PLEASE"
hehehehe
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Eksena sa jeep
Girl: manong bayad.
Driver: pila ning 50 day?
Girl: usa kuya! estudyante, nursing, xavier, bag.ong SAKAY!
Boy: (nahambugan, ngbyad 500) Manong byad.
Driver: (nasuko) pila ning 500?
Boy: usa nong, kip da change! ACSAT na IT STUDENT.
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5 comments:
super funny!.. over!.. i like it!...je!je!je!...
super funny!.. over!.. i like it!...je!je!je!...
super funny!.. over!.. i like it!...je!je!je!...
ahahaha nag eenjoy ako sa mga jokes d2! irerepost ko po sa fb. thank you beri big! hahaha! nag enjoy ren ung mga frends ko
uie!!!!!!!!!!!! nakakatawa!! super!! jijijiji
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