Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 68

Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may
dalang panabong...

Si juan para makalibre,

pumasok may dalang sisiw...


BANTAY: sinigawan si JUAN) hoy! ano yan?

JUAN: (galit) manok! bakit?

BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit sisiw?

JUAN: heller?! may laban ang ama niya,
xmpre moral support!

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When i die...

i want to change the 'RIP' initials on my tombstone....


instead of, "REST IN PEACE"


"REDHORSE IPADALA PLEASE"


hehehehe


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Eksena sa jeep

Girl: manong bayad.

Driver: pila ning 50 day?

Girl: usa kuya! estudyante, nursing, xavier, bag.ong SAKAY!

Boy: (nahambugan, ngbyad 500) Manong byad.

Driver: (nasuko) pila ning 500?

Boy: usa nong, kip da change! ACSAT na IT STUDENT.

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5 comments:

teresa said...

super funny!.. over!.. i like it!...je!je!je!...

teresa said...

super funny!.. over!.. i like it!...je!je!je!...

teresa said...

super funny!.. over!.. i like it!...je!je!je!...

Anonymous said...

ahahaha nag eenjoy ako sa mga jokes d2! irerepost ko po sa fb. thank you beri big! hahaha! nag enjoy ren ung mga frends ko

Anonymous said...

uie!!!!!!!!!!!! nakakatawa!! super!! jijijiji