Valentines Greetings 2

tO aLL iNlUv & luvlEsS,
hArD'& eASy2gEt
hAusMAteS & sOulmAtES
pLAygRl & cHiCkbOy
2timEr & sTiCK 2 1..hAPi vAlEntinEs..

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Tagalog Funny QoutesText Messages 13

lAhAt sA iYo pErFEct,

AnG liPS mo. AnG nOSE mo.
AnG eYEs mo. nkAgiGiL tlgA.

buTi kpAh pinAngAnAk nA cuTE.
sMnTAlAng aKO.

CRUSH NY BAYAN LNG!

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Valentines Greetings1

i rUbBed a mAgiC lAmp & a gEniE aPpEArEd.
hE aSkEd mE,

"wAt iS ur wiSh 2DAy?

i rEpLiEd, "juSt 4 d niCE pRsOn rEAdiNg dS meSsAgE 2 B hApi 4EvEr.
hAppy vAlENtinE!

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 12

i wilL nVEr xChAnGe u 4 aNybOdY eLsE..
bCoz dRS oNly 1 -You- in d wOrlD..
sEaSonS mAy chAngE bUt -You- wiL alWAyS bE my..
sWeEt AnD lovInG "FRIEND"


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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 23

mSAyANg bAliKAn aNg nKArAAn..
mGA hiRAp n pnAgdAanAn, mGa tWaNAn At biRuAn,
mGA sAyA aT kAluNgkuTAn..
pRo hgiT sA lhAt aY aNg pnAgsmhAn..
slAmAt pAgmmhAl..sAnA wlAng lmUtAn!

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f u R giVEn a cHAncE 2 kiSs mE,
sAn mO aKo hA2likAn??? aNd y? wlAng mAlisYA
it'S juSt a gAmE..! sEnd mO sA ibA! pwd riN sA aKiN kNg gs2 mO
aKo!

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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 11

pAnoi kNg hWAk mO aNg kMAy ng bStfRENd mO
aT kMAy nG mhAl mO, tApoS nPuwIng aNg mTA mO,
cNoNg bbtWAn mo? kMAy ng bStfRiEnd mo o kMAy nG mHAl mo?


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kUnG aNG iSAnG kAibiGAn aY mAy tAgpRiCE,
ikAw cGuRo pnAkmAhal pRo mAg-iiPoN aKo
pRA mBili kTa,
kUnG hiNdi anTaYin nlaNg kTa sA uKAy2 dhiL lAm ko

oRIGINAL KA!


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Visayan Friendship Quotes Text Messages 3

u mAy mEet oThEr fRiEnd
bEttEr dAn mE..
fUnNiEr dAn mE..
sWeEtEr dAn mE..

bUt 1 tHiNg i cN sAy 2 u..
"DUKLON" tiKAg iLisAn kO niMu..,!

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i cAnt pRomIZ dt i wL nT lEAvE u
sUmtyMS wE niD sAy ''bYE" cZ we cNt hOLD
on 2 sOmEthIng tl d eND but oLweyz rmMbEr
"fRnDz jPun tAh"
bSAg miNyo nkA hA?

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 18

lOvE iS nOt d oNly rEAsOn y A rElAtioNsHip
sTAnds fOr yRs oR tiL 4EvEr..
we mAy tHiNk dAt lOvE hOldS d rElAtioNsHp..
bUt wAt if, u LoVE 2 mUCh & 4GEt dAt lOvE cn aLSo
weAkEn,wOrSe or dEStRoY a sTRoNg rElaTiOnshp?
wE jZ hAv 2 rEAlyZ dAt lOvE sNt enUf..
d sEcReT of hAviNg a sTRoNg,lAstiNg rElAtiOnshp iS..
2 tRuSt d 1 u lUv & 2 aCcEpt hiS/hEr wEaknEseSseS oR miStAkEsS..
itS nOt hOw mAny tYmS u hAv 4giVEn..
bUt hoW u hAv sHoWn uNdErStAndiNg aNd pAtiEnCE...

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wEn 1 lOSt d1 i lUv i wAs d 1 hU gOt hUrT
sO muCh bT hE wAs d1 hu lOst mORe..
4 sMEdAy, i cN lUv sUm 1 aGEn d wAy i lUVD hiM
bT hE wiL nVEr bE luVd aGEn d wAy i dID..


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 32

leArN fRom diS: " bE vEry cArEfuL iF u mkE a wOmAn cRy
bEcAuSe GOD cOuNts hEr tEArs. evEry tEAr a wOmAn sHed
iS eQuivAlEnt oF mAn'S sAcRificEs iN lyF. tHe wOmAn cAmE
fRom a mAn's riB,noT on hiS fEet to bE sTeppEd on;
nOt on hiS hEaD to bE sUpEriOr,bUt oN hiS siDe to bE eQuAl.
uNdEr thiS aRmS to bE pRotEctEd & nEAr to hiS hEaRt tO bE lovEd..
"pLEaSe pAsS tHiS tO alL tHE wOmEn u lOvE & mEn fOr tHEm tO kNow
thE vAluE oF eVEry wOmAn.=Godbless


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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 23

i'M fiL iN lyk a sTrAnGeR wEn u pAz bY
iNfRoNt oF mE,
i cAn sEe dAt ur aVoiDiNg mE.,

chArR!..kSAkAy lNg gAniG kAriTOn..
d nAh mNaGaD,,..hEhE

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aNg bAti-oN sA tAwOnG dLi mO rPlY:
sKiT ug bNhOD aNg bUkO2,pA2lOn, mAg buLA2
aNg bAbA,mHaDlOk sA hAyAg,hAnGin uG 2biG.
rPlY kRn dAun kY bCn uGmA uLAhi nA aNg tNAn.


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"JokE tiME"

aSA mAy hAit,ngipOn o lObOt?
tuBAg: loBot
ngAno mAn?
kAy aNg loBot mkApuTol oG toBol.
ikAw kunOy puTol sA tubOl sA imOng ngiPoN lAliM
bA! hEhEhE,,..

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mutoo ka ngA AnG iMonG..
luBot sUmpAy sA imUnG piLok??
tEstingEg iBot imUnG piLoK?
dbA alSa iMunG lUboT..
tStinGE iBot imUng blAhiBo sA luBot
db pItuk2 iMu piLoK!

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GIRL: dOc, gAhi lGi pRmE aKoNg 2ToY
uNsA diAy aKoNg sAkit?
DOCTOR: abREhE aNg bRAkAy aKng hiKApOn,
uY! aNg imOnG sAkit mAKATAKOD kAy hAstA aKoNg OTIN
nigAhi,...

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nAsuKo kO niMo. wlA kAy klARo!
wLA kAy ikAbAlos nkO! gitinArOnG mAn unTA tkA
pRo wlA juD kAh kAtuG-An sA tinUoD ngA

nA cuTE mAn d aY ko. wlA gyUd kA nAgsAbA. ha? hEhE..,,

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muZtA mAn mO dbA? dri bAd nEwS ky nAay'y nAkit-An ulo
sA taWo gbitAy,duOl rA sA aMoA,wlA pA mKuhA hAng2d kRn,
wlAy mkAduOl kAy...

mAngLuwA!

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nkItA kTA umiiYAk sA uLAn
niLApitAn ktA sBi mO
" wAg mO kOnG lApitAn! wlA kAnG pkiAlAm"

2mAwA aQ sBi q..
"gAgA!! imUng totOy nilAkRA wlA mAn diAy k gA brA...

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Visayan Love Quotes Texts Messages 6

aNg LOVE kuNo mKaBuANg,
mKAbuAng d i aNg LOVE?
oNyA lUv mAn tKA?
bUAnG d i q?
kW, lUv q niMu?
bUaNg pUd kAh?

cGe i-cNd ni s mGa lUv niMu BUANGA kA!! hehe..

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f 1 dAy mKit-An tka nGa gA fLiRt2x
sA aKOnG bF..
aNhAon jUd tKa, dEn i wilL sAy..
"miGa,sA sUnOd nLAng diSkArTE sKo bF"..

..kNAnG gWApA nKA hA?

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wEneVEr a bOy hUrTS u sO bAdLy,
dNt eVr sY "I h8 U" jZ sMyL n w8 tL HE aSks:
Do u h8 mE? aNSWEr no wAlk w/ a sMyL & sAy:

"KA gWApA nkO.. pRblEmhUn tkA? hiLAs...

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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 22

msaya nkong naki2ta ktang msaya sa knya..
msya nkong lihaya ka dhil anjan sya..
msaya na kng napapangiti ka nya..
bsta msaya nko syo!

'ikw?,msya kbang nssktan mo aq..?!!

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Pg nAgmAhal kA,
mkE SuRE Na SeRYoSO KaH,
wG mo gWiNg biRo,
mDaLi lNg aNg kARmA,

dhiL nkA dUmAtiNg uNg aRaw nA mRamDAmAn
mOng...

sEryOso kA nAh,
aT biro nLaNg pArA sA knYA!

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kHiT mgklAyO tAu,
fEeLiNg kO aNd2 kA lAnG

sAbi kC niLA, pAg aNg 1 tAo nSA pUsO mO
pRA bAnG d2 lNg xA sA tAbi mOh..
wG k nG mgtAkA!!!
dBA nGA,
nSA pUSO kiTA!

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gUSto kOnG mKAsAmA kAh aT mKpiLiNg
nGAuNg gAbi pAgmSdAN kA hbAnG n22Log
hAlikAn aNg uNg lAbi buLuNgAn aNg uNg tEnGA
mpAdkiT sA uNg kTawAn
nAgmmA2hAl,

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mSAkiT aNg tAoNg mhAl mO
wlAnG oRAs sAu mSkit nLAmAn mo
sA iBA mY oRAs cYA
d bA nYA nAicp nA
nWAlAn kA dIn ng pNAhoN sA iBa
ng dHil sA kNyA?

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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 21

Ng mgmahal ako i blv n evrythng
luv @ 1st syt, hapi endngs, dstny,
fairy tales & evn magic...
pro ng nsktan ako tma cla no
words cn dfyn luv kndi ...
wow! it hurts!...


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 31

GOD SAID:
trials r not da reason 2 giv up
but a challenge 2 improve ourselves
difficulties r not an xcuse 2 backout
but an inpiration 2 mov 4ward...;-)


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Wat ever mood u hav 2day,
stay cool
stay fresh
face d day w/a smyl
& say...by God's grace
il b OK!
morning! have a great day...


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Visayan Love Quotes Texts Messages 5

pg nabigo ka s pg ibig
wg kng iiyak...
wg kng hhabol...
wag kng mgmmaka-awa...
instead, 2mayo ka & b proud
2 say..."YES! available napd
ko!"...nyahahahahaha...


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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 22

being malandi is natural,
gwapa d tah...so wen sum1
tels you..."ang landi mo..."
just turn bak and say...
"apektado ka?! way tambal
sa insecure..."


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imagine lyf w/o drinkers!
y hubog, y saba, y gubot
tanan tao corny! jologs!...
db boring na? busa pslamat
jd ang kalibutan n nay tao
pareho nmo, heheheh...


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Visayan Love Quotes Texts Messages 4

Wnever a boy hurts u so badly, dnt ever say
"I HATE U!" Jz smyl n w8 tl he asks: Do u
h8 me? Answer NO, walk w/ a smyl & say
"Ka gwpa nko...problemahon tka? hilas..."


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f 1 day mkt-an tka nga ga flirt2x sa akong bf...
anha-on jd tka, dn i wil say...
"miga, sa sunod nlng dskarte sko bf...
kanang GWAPA nka, ha?"...


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Ang LOVE kuno mkabuang,
Makabuang d i ang LOVE?
unya luv mn tka?
buang d i ko?
kw, luv ko nmo?
buang pd ka?
cge e send ni s mga luv
nmo BUANGA ka! hehehe


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Love Quotes Text Messages 17

u can nver teach a guy 2 luv u
d way u wnted 2b loved...u hv
2 w8 4 him 2do it in his own way
at his own tym...dats the sadest
part of being a girl!!!


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Visayan Friendship Quotes Text Messages 2

sumtyms frnds wl hv 2say g'bye...
bt il hold ur hands tyt so u cnt go,
enc f u say "buhii ko ba!"
il stl bsyd u & tel u
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nmo oi!"


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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 20

Hi! mzta na? Me d2 ngaun s hospital,
dla nla ako knina, maya2 nga ipa2sok
n me sa OR kc prang mamatay na me
sa sobrang "pgkamiss" saU!


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sa buhay pala hindi sapat n mhal mo xa
at msya ka, dpt cguraduhn mo n mhal
krn nya! kc ang sakt kng ikw nlng pala
ung ngmmhal s kña at hnhntay lng ña
na mag sawa ka!


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mnsan pnpilit 2ruan ang puso
bwal 2, bwal yan, tama yn, mali 2
pro naicp mo my sariling icp ang puso
at yn ang 220 tma mn o mali bawla mn
o hindi MAHAL KITA! kasalanan ko ba?


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Pano kung...ngkalayo kyo ng mahal mo?
at nngako kng mghi2ntay s knya... pro
nainluv ka sa iba? anong ga2win mo?
22pad k pa ba sa pngako o susunod sa
bulong ng puso?...


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 30

God will either give you what u ask, or somthn
far better dan wat u wished...Kip on prayn & b
thankful coz God's answers r wiser dan our
prayers!...nice morning....


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blessed r those who understand d beauty
of prayers it's not just 2 get wat we ask 4
but accept wat God gives us trusting dat
HE knows best ('.',) gud am!


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God speaks to those u have time to listen
and He listens to those who have time to
pray. Behold God's glory on this beautiful
evening. God Bless!


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Learn from ds: be very careful if u make a woamn cry bcoz
God counts her tears. Evry tear a woamn shed is equivlent
of man's sacrifices in life. The woman came from a man's
rib, not on his feet to be stepped on, not on his head to be
superior but on his side to b equal. Under his arms to be
protected & near to his heart to Loved...


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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 11

i dont know wat true friend means,
how to show it,
how to know it,
how to feel it...
but whatever happens, i'm willing 2be
ur friend the way i understand it...


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in lyf, we dont nid sum1 hul luv us so mch &
wl gv us d world, bt nstead...we nid sum1 hus
gna b dr & nvr liv us no mter wt hapens...u c?!
im stil hir...


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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 20

bkit kailangang mkilala mo ang taong
magpapatibok ng puso mo pero, ndi
nmn pla pra saU? pra san ba xa?
tgahilom ng sugat ng nkaraan o tga
dagdag ng skit na nra2mdaman?


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mnsan my minahal ako,
i'm wiling 2take ol d risks
4 her...lahat...as n lahat...
Un pala xa rin wiling 2giv
up evrything , lahat...as n
lahat...pati ako...


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kung mgmahl k dmo kailangn ng dahilan
kc sbi nung iba "how can i fall, f u jz wont
gve me risons?" bkt? kng malamn mo lng
ba na mhal ka ña tsaka mo lng ba xa mmhalin?


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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 10

Coz ur my friend laht ggwin ko...
lhat ng tinik akng aapakan,
init at ulan akng titiisin,
...Naks!
ang pgkakaibigan tlaga ntin
...ang papatay sa akin!...


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itz hard 2 hanap
a perfct kaibigan!
bcoz nmn noh
luk how big da
mundo! heller,
u think i can lakbay
dat ol da way?!
dna noh, no nid!
eh, y pa?!
i hav u nmn!


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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 19

ang 2nay na "love"
ndi sa dalas ng pgsa2ma
ndi sa hgpit ng yakap
ndi sa dami ng halik
ndi rin sa kilig
kundi,
kng ano ka at kng ano ang nbgo saU
dhil sa knya....


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Pg ngmahal ka,
Make sure sryoso ka,
Wg mo gwing biro,
madali lng ang karma
dhl bka dumtng ung
araw na mrmdaman mong...
sryoso ka na, at biro nlng
pra sa knya!...


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sa bawat oras na naa2la2 kita
npa2ngiti ako, pro s bwat ngitng un,
my luha sking mga mta sabay sbng
"Sumasagi rn b ako sa icp mo?"
kht wla ako sa tabi mo?


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Pno ba mgpaalam sa taong mnhal mo ng sobra
at mnsang bnuo ang pgkatao mo?
mahirap dba? pro dba ms msakit kng pa2loy
kng la2ban kahit alm mng wla ng ptu2nguhan?!


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Love Quotes Text Messages 16

Wen u luv,
jst be honest!
remember that....
it is better to tel
the truth to make
some1 CRY than
2tel a lie to mke
some1 SMILE....


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Love s not da onli reson y a relationshp stnds 4 yrs or til 4evr...
We myt thnk dat love holds d relationshp...But wat f, u love 2
much & 4get dat love can also weaken, worse or dstroy a strong
relationshp? We jz hv 2 realyze dat love isnt enuf...D secret of
hving a strong, lasting relationshp is...2 trust d1 u love & 2 accept
his/her weaknesses or mistakes...It's not how many times u hv
4given...But how u hav shown undrstandng and patience...


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dey say past is past,
u need 2 move on...
2 see d future....
but, how can u mov on
wen ur past is the only
thing u ever wanted in
the future?!...:(


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iv bn n ds world for 24 yrs nt knwn f il stl b hir
4d nxt yr 2 cum so b4 my lyf ends @ least u hir
me sayin "SORI" 4d mstakes iv done...& "TNX"
4 crosin my way...


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Jokes Text Messages

A girl started 2look @ her pussy,
dn she cud no longer control herself
n started touchn it, @ 1 point she
wnt mad n rubbd it so hard, dt d
pussy sed, MEOW!!! nd ran away...


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Tagalog Funny QuotesText Messages 12

5 kato2hanan sa mundo:
Una: d lahat ng ipin ai abot ng dila mu.
ika2: su2bukan ng mga tanga qng 22o
ang una.
ika3: ang una ai mali
ika4: ma22wa ka dhil ngmukha kng tanga
ika5: ippasa mu ngaUn ito sa iba pra mkabwi
ka :-) go na! dali! bka maunahan ka...


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A phlosophy teacher chalengng a studnt of his faith n God...
Teacher: 2 see s 2 beliv, hve u seen God?
Student: no sir i havnt
Teacher: den der is no God!
Student: Sir may i ask a question? Hav u seen ur brain?
Teahcer: no
Student: uwi na taU wla palang utak c Sir!


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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 21

After drinking the wine...
Jesus: naai 1 nin u krn dri mo traydor knako
Pedro: ako ba Ginoo?
Jesus: dli ikw Pedro
Juan: ako ba Ginoo?
Jesus: dli ikw Juan
Dayon ni tutuk c Jesus ky Hudas ug na guilty
c Hudas
Hudas: mao nay nka daot nmo Jes, kng mka
inom nka mgpataka lng ka ug panangil...(",)
...'Abesamis


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Nung nkita kta inaamin ko d ko mapiglang 2mingin sa
mukha mo, sa mata mo, sa bibig mo, lahat. Npaka
perfect, tapos sabi ko sa sarili ko wlang duda...
"c K0KeY jud ni!!!"


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mramng humihingi ng puso ko
lahat cla cguradong mahal ako
pro khit gnun yoko prin ibigay
"IKAW"...ikaw daw bi kuha-an
og kasing2 di ka mamatay?!..


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Valentines Greetings

"There are only a few people to this world who
are born to love seriously... you are lucky if one
of that few is... in love with you." Happy hearts
day!...


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