Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 7

Nay bata nduol nko,
ingon xa: ATE,gus2 kag balde?"
nalibog ko ky wla bya ko nanag-ob.
Nya ni ana xa: "ga awas2x man gd imung ka ambungan"
PALAG?! gudPm..

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Grl txd her bf...
d way u kissd me lst nyt...
especially wen uv passd d chewing gum
2 my mouth.
Bf replyd....unsai gum?! G.ubo ko..pLema toh!..ewww!!

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1 day,sumkay ako ng jep,
nagta2ka ako kng bakit
lhat cla nkatingin skin
ayaw nla kumibo nkati2g lng cla skin.
My 1,nglakas loob @ cnabing: "Cute lgi ka! tga MOGHS kanoh?:)

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Wag mo subukang mgmhal ng txm8.
ung tipong mor dan frendz
y?..nka kc sa tym na mhalin mo n sya ng 22o
bglang sbihin nya..to-o pod ka? text ra 2 oi!..sakit bya?

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Si satanas,niappear s park.
Pastor: "hahh!! S power sa akong pg2o pahawa satanas,
pahawa!!!...
Satanas: "Charr.. mura tag-iya sa park".(--,)

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Wen i DIE i dnt want 2 wear anything,
coz wen d tym cums dt u'l c ME lying on my KABAONG
i wnt u 2 smyl wyl sying "kani moy patay!..HUBAG KAU!

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I was walkin wen i saw sum1 so cute,
eyecatcher,headturner,so telegenic,
so much lyk clebrity!
pagduol nko...OUCH! mirror!
grbe ako man d'i 2!:)

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Haayy,bad3p! wla jud koy tulog..Nabuang nman cguro among
silingan oi! Ga shagit tbuok gbii! ingon xa....
"Bisan picture lng fhar'z.....!!! Maluoy kaaa!!"

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