Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 8

Sa buhay ko daming dumaan...
prblema,pagsubok,kawalan..
"pro ng dumaan ka" katawa ko kay imung
pahumot,PAU D ARCO...humot bya pd sya..hehehe

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Dont ever put ur head down wyl ur walkin...
& alway sstand wid ur chin up..othrwise how will d world know
nah hitsuraan tah?!..kun magduko2 ka? dba?! hehehe.....

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100 yrs from now..
tigulang nata kunot na,kurog pa,
opaw na,panggag pa,
di na cute pero kun uso japon txt..
txt japon ta ha? ayaw lng ug call kay bungol nman tah!:(

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Nag pailog c God ug kaanyag,nkailog ta,
nanghatag ug kbuotan,nkuha ta,
nagkilat ug ka CUTETAN naigo ta,
nang regalo ug TARUNG NGA UYAB..
da oi nka2log ko..ikw?

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Im flin lyk a stranger,
wen u past by infront of me,
cn see that ur avoiding me
char!!
Kasakay lang gnig ckad d na dyon managad...

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Nanawagan c lunes na ang anak ni martes
nga c myerkules nmatay paulion krong huwebes
kay ilubong sa biyernes ang nagpahibalo c Sabado and apo ni Dominggo.


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Im so lipay dat i hve a frend prehos u,bcoz u
dawat me as me.
I always pasalamat 2 d lord dat i ila2 u & hop u
will not usab ur pamatasan bcoz i lyk ikaw as u?!!!!!...


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I already promiz not2 fall...
i promiz not 2 love again...

"giatay! Lisod jud oi!"

sila man gud ba!
"mag cgeg pa regards...
maganahan nlng pud tah!..hahaha

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Teacher: Give me colors that begin w/ letter M....
PUPIL: Maroon!
Teacher: anybody else?
Bungi: Mlue,Mlawn,Mlak,Mink,Maiolet..
Teacher: MELLYGOOD malakmakan!!

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Kung sa imo pag mata,
feeling nimo CUTE ka.....
aywa gyud kompyansa
kay sure gyud ko Gidaman ra ka..!:) hehehehe!!

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