Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages 6

A grl trnsferd in a public skul.
dey hav a 3 rowed CR 4 grls.
but nobody uses d middle CR xcpt her.She's
wondering y she olwys fil dt drs som1 touchng
her 4 head evrytym she uses dat CR...
1 day,she saw a janitress & askd her..
G: xcuse me,mtagal ka na ba d2?
J: oo,bkit?
G: kc s 2wing gngamit ko ung gitnang CR
prang may humihipo s NOO q.
J: wg mo pancnin un,PAA q lng un nung NAGBIGTI AKO.

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Amo: Hoy inday! bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus
affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel,
causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific
name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell
as wel as taste
Amo: bongga!


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(FW:)Sulat ng ina sa anak n ng aaral sa manila.
Hello Anak? Naipadala q n s LBC ang 50k n
pngma3kula m s skul. binenta nmn ung klabaw
ntin. Ang mahal pla kpg AU2MOTIVE ang kurso!
wla na rin taUng baboy , naipagbili n nmin ng tatay
m pra sa cnabi mong project. NOKIA N95 b un?
Nak, ang mhal ng project m! ksama n rn ung baon mong
7k pra sa recollection nyo sa MOA. san b un? Cguro
ang laking monasteryo nun! love, Nanay


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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan ktang nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: becoz i don't want you to see me
doing absolutely nothng ...
Hahahahahaha!
Bongga!


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Amo: Inday! bumili ka nga ng mga isda...
Ay o nga pala, inglesera ka na ngaUn, would
you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant
a variety of fish. The term 'fishes' although rarely used,
connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled
aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions
b4 i go to the wet market would be: what type fish?
Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh?
Yati ra!....heheheheheh


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c Juan gus2ng mgsuicide...
pgdatng nya sa edge ng bldg..
Juan: "ang taas! (umisip ng matndi)
Lord, gve me a sign."
pg-open nya ng eyes, kta nya bilbord
"NIKE: JUST DO IT"


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