madre: juan an0 apelyid0 m0?.. juan: m0ther ung p0ng palage ny0ng hinahawakan., madre: susmary0sep!!,,bayag!.,ang apelyid0 m0??., juan.,ayy...hnd p0.,c m0ther nmn 0hw..,r0sari0 p0 ang apelyid0 k0..
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Teacher ; Anung past tense ng laba ..,,
Student1 ; nag laba sir .,
Teacher ; eh ang present tense ng laba ..
Student1 ; naglalaba sir .
Teacher ; eh ang future tense !!?
Student2 ; sir !!!!
Teacher ; cge ...
Student2 ; isasampay na sir ....!!
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Yung lalaking yayakapin ka hanggang likod tapos sasabihin sayo .......
HINDI KITA IIWAN,HINDI KITA SASAKTAN....
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basta ibigay mo lang sakin yung bag at cellphone mo pati yang alahas mo..
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Ang bakla at lalaking ibon.
Baklang ibon: hi! An0ng klaseng ibon ka ba?
Lalaking ibon: parrot, hindi ba halata? Eh ikaw, an0ng klaseng ibon ka ba?
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Baklang ibon: i'm a DOVE girl and i love it.
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