Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 70

STEWARD: sir, are u d0ne ? PASSENGER: n0, im j0e . STEWARD: sir, i mean ar u finished? PASSENGER: NO, im a filipino . STEWARD: i mean, are u thr0ugh? PASSENGER: what d0 u think of me? FALSE? Hmp.


A biker stops at a lady who's just about to jump off a bridge..

Biker: do u mind giving me a final kiss before u jump?

She quietly accepted & gave him one of d deepest kisses ever.

When d girl's done kissing d biker,
d biker said,"Wow! dat is da best kiss i ever had! That's a real talent u are wasting!
So,  Why are u committing a  suicide?"

Lady: cuz my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.. By da way I'm BERNARDO.


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