STEWARD: sir, are u d0ne ?
PASSENGER: n0, im j0e .
STEWARD: sir, i mean ar u finished?
PASSENGER: NO, im a filipino .
STEWARD: i mean, are u thr0ugh?
PASSENGER: what d0 u think of me? FALSE? Hmp.
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A biker stops at a lady who's just about to jump off a bridge..
Biker: do u mind giving me a final kiss before u jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of d deepest kisses ever.
When d girl's done kissing d biker,
d biker said,"Wow! dat is da best kiss i ever had! That's a real talent u are wasting!
So, Why are u committing a suicide?"
Lady: cuz my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.. By da way I'm BERNARDO.
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