NOSE BLEEDER:
a couple had 3 kids named
SOMEBODY, NOBODY and CRAZY
NOBODY was the favorite,
SOMEBODY was jealous.
so he killed NOBODY.
CRAZY saw what hapend, he called, he called the cops and sed :
" hello police, SOMEBODY killed NOBODY "
da poloice asked,
" are you crazy? "
he said:
" yes im crazy " ??
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A Woman has only 2 choices in LIFE:
(1) To be SINGLE and look for a husband every DAY..
or
(2) To get MARRIED and look for her husband every NIGHT..
;]
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2 comments:
Very Funny, I sent that to alot of my friends back home, along with my favorite SMILEY SHACK pictures!
JOKES LIKE THIS IS WHY I LUV THIS SITE. I SENT THAT TO MY SISTER IN MANILLA, WITH A SMILEY FROM SMILEY SHACK OF COURSE!
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