a couple had 3 kids named
SOMEBODY, NOBODY and CRAZY
NOBODY was the favorite,
SOMEBODY was jealous.
so he killed NOBODY.
CRAZY saw what hapend, he called, he called the cops and sed :
" hello police, SOMEBODY killed NOBODY "
da poloice asked,
" are you crazy? "
" yes im crazy " ??
A Woman has only 2 choices in LIFE:
(1) To be SINGLE and look for a husband every DAY..
(2) To get MARRIED and look for her husband every NIGHT..