Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Love Story Quotes Text Messages 1

D guy nluv w/ his gf. Wen dey broke up, he can't tke 8.
aftr 1 yr..
8s d gurls b'day.
Guy: hello bb, i rmmberd ur bday evn f u hurt me..
D gurl cried.
gurl: im sory..Can i embrace u 4 da last tym?
Guy: i luv u so much. Here's a card 4 u.
Gurl: thank u. i luv u 2.
Guy: 8 was 2 late bye..
And he ran away. Wen she open dat card,
8 says: i miz u bb. plz visit my griev, coz 2morw is
my death aniversary. I commited suicide d day u left me.

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Here's 1 short story:

Nyt b4 der weddign d guy wnt 2 hs gf's haws.
wyl w8ng his gf at d lving rum hius gf's hot sis told him
"f u lyk 2 hav sex wid me, im upstairs!"

He stand der shocked * a bit confused. Dn he mde up his mind &
turnd hs back 2 go 2 his car parkd outsyd.
2 his surprise, hs gf's w8ng outsyd wd tears n her eyes saying,

"u passed d test, im happy 2 b ur wife!"

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