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i know ol kinds of chocolates are sweet..

but nothing can compare 2 d sweetness of my..


L I P S

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A NUN rides a taxi.

TAXI DRIVER:
Sister it s always my dream 2 kiss a NUN.
Can u grant my wish?

NUN: ok but 1st u shud b catholic & 2nd u have 2b single.

TAXI DRIVER: i am both catholic & still single.

So d Nun fulfils d taxi drver's fantasy & kisses him.

TAXI DRIVER: thank u sister bt i must confess..i lied 2 u..
i am married & i'm a muslim.

NUN: Dats ok...i'm on my way 2 a costume party & my real name
s BOYET.

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