Thursday, December 23, 2010

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 47

Girl is the SubjEct,

Boy is the PredicatE,

When the Predicate
t0uches the SubjEct...

Baby is the Direct Object!

hahahaha

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WEDDING STATUS: A newly married man saved his wife's # on his cel as 'MY LIFE.' after 1yr of marriage he changed d # to MY WIFE after 2yrs, he changed d # to HOME after 5yrs of marriage, he changed d # to HITLER after 10yrs of marriage,he changed d # to "WRONG NUMBER!":D

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YOU AND I

PROMISE ME WALANG IWANAN KAHIT ANONG MANGYARI AKO AT IKAW
YOU AR THE ROOF IM THE CEILING YOU ARE THE FLOOR IM THE TILES
YOU AR THE MOON IM THE STAR YOU ARE THE SUN IM RAYS IM THE
TREE................ YOU ARE THE MONKEY."

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