Monday, November 9, 2009

Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 68

i wish raindrops were

RED HORSE.

so that i don't have to tell my mom

" wah koh ni inum ma.."

instead,"naulanan rako."


haha..
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A large sign board says:

"Alcohol kills slowly"

nakit-an sa hubog


"so what?"

knsa may nagdali?

mau untag "IT KILLS FAST"
ky makuyawan tah..hahah..

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Naghilak jud ko dri
tman krn. wla ko lain kaduolan mao
txt ko nmo. dako kau ako prblema
hop na kw rah mkahelp nko tbangi ko.
unsaon pagsugba sa ICE?

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girls are afraid to hear the words

"its over"

from her guy.

and you know what guys are afraid to hear
from his girl?

"wla ko gidugo"

haha
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BOY1: pare,unsang adlawa ron?

BOY2: sunday PRE.

BOY1: Cgeh.. ingana ay na diay ta ron ha!

BOY2: joke rah pre, kw jd happy monthsary! mwuahh!

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linya-linya lang!
way tulakay

mkagawa lgeh tang tnan..

-TAE

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