Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 51

Ang "love" kahit mskit nka22wa .
"kis d2" ykap doon" i luv u d2"
i miz u doon" pro kng mkita ng iba
iiwnanka mgwa ng "empirador d2"
redhorse doon" mtador d2" san mig doon"

happy nuH? pra kang CRAZY nga
"iyak d2 "suka doon..

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Evrytym u miss me just put ur ryt hand
infront of u heart close ur eyes
and feel da beat..

ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!

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wag paglaruan ang puso ng babae dhil nagiisa lng ito
ok lng pglaruan ang dibdib, dlwa nman.

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spell remitance capital LBC
spell pongkol captial WAY TIIL

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-MENTION-

what is mention?

MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..

you know?
like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo.
pwd mkitira?

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Once upon in heaven,
c einstein, pascal at newton naglalaro ng
taguan. taya c einstein.

e: 123..

hbang ngbbilang c einstein ngtago c pascal,
c newton nman, kumuha ng chok at ngsusulat ng
1mx1m nd box at dun ngtago

nkita agad ni einstein c newton

e: boom newton, ikaw na ang taya

n: hnd ako c newton

e: pnu m nman n sbi

n: taya n c pascal dahil 1newton per meter square ay 1pascal.

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nkita ng crush mo na tumutulo ang sipon mo
ano ang ssbhin mo?

come on! pti ba nman sipon ko nhhulog nah sayu?

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