Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 51

GUY1: Bay, nag.away mi s akong GF

GUY2: ngano mn?

GUY1:nangau xag gift, ingon bsan unsa dw bsta
naay diamond

GUY2: mao rman d.i, unsa may ghtag nmo?

GUY1. BARAHA!

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ABOGADA: (Holdng d penis of 99-yr.old client) look ur honor!
Luyat na kau, Kaya pba ni nya mang rape?

OLDMAN: (Whispering)
'Torni, ayw pislit-pslita, basin mpildi ta!

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