Friday, July 27, 2007

Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 3

Sa kadugay
cgeg txt,
puol na
kau ang
mga pangutana
mzta na,gud am,
gud pm,miz u,
tkcare,hi,hello ug
uban pa,

krn mgpalahi
nsad ta,

nakalibang nka??...(joke3x)



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Naguguluhan
aq
db
ung
Vic2ry linner,rural linner
grabd linner at super 5 linner ay
mga bus yun eh...yung panty linner
bus dn ba yun?...u


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Sharon gatas niya alaska
softdrinks nya coca-cola
ice cream niya selecta
ulam niya century tuna,
snck nya mcdo kya
ktwan nya
superferry..sakay na...!!

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heart wud only luv 4 awyl,
feet cud only walk some mile,
clothes wudnt b 4ever in style
pro kaning ka cute nko, pastilan
ma2d pa sa smart "UNLIMITED"...u


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Common Mistakes of Pinoys:

"te palit kog colgate kanang close-up"
-ngek! adik sa toothpaste

"sirad-e ang pultahan kai mugawas ang aircon"
-nax! naai tiil ang aircon

"yaya, sugata ang bus ni junior"
-sakto,paligsi c yaya!

"tinuka aq ng ahas!"
-kanus-a pa na manok ang bitin?

"naa qy tonsil"
-great! kami sad!

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