Friday, July 27, 2007

Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages

Mommy1: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
Mommy2: "promil" para sa matatag na pangarap...eh ikaw?
Mommy1: "emperador" para sa totoong tagumpay!



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Pedro bumps a foreigner:
Pedro: Ay sori
Foreigner:
Sori 2
Pedro: Sori3
Foreigner: Wat r u sori 4?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: I think u r SICK!
Pedro: hahaha! Sick daw, SIX gani!



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Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!


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"Ang ilog kahit gaano man kalalim ...
hanggang dibdib lang ng duck ... "



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KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR HU JUST PASSED AWAY.


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Pedro: may ka-eyebol aq mamya.. anu kya itsura nia?
kc sbi nya kamkha dw cia celebrity.. "SH" amg cmula
ng name...
Juan: jackpot ka, Pedro! Bka SHeri or SHaina!
(matapos ang eyebol, uwi c Pedro)
Juan: kmusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka mlungkot?
Pedro: "SHrek" ampota!

5 comments:

ritchelle dacles said...

ang gaganda ng mga jokes
kakatuwa

Anonymous said...

makalingaw gyud dah?

Anonymous said...

...boring lagi yung iba
pero choks na uiiep

..but nkakatuwa din yung iba...
:D

Anonymous said...

gusto ko yung iba but there are others that kinda boring

Anonymous said...

jokes na jokes talaga