English Class

Teacher: In my class, I don't want to hear
you speaking Tagalog. Is that clear?
Student: Yes Ma'am.
Teacher: Ok, Let me know your name first.
What's your name?
Student: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland
Neverbroke.
Teacher: Wow! Are you Fil-Am?
Student: No Ma'am, its the English Term
for my real name Agapito Hampaslupa
Dimagiba.