Monday, July 9, 2012

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 68

I hate it when i sing a song and
the artist gets the words wrong.


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SLEEP IS FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT
ACCESS FOR INTERNET.


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A Filipino, Chinese, and an American are having adrink in a bar.
When a gorgeous woman come to them and said,
"Whoever can use the phrase 'liver and cheese' in a creative
sentence will marry me."
Chinese: I Love liver and cheese.
Woman: Thats not creative.
Filipinol:Liver alone, Cheese mine.


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