Jokes Quotes Text Messages 67

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Oh!what an ass!"
women look at mens face and go "oh! what an ass!"


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ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN.
never laugh at your wife's choises you are one of them.

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3 stupid stages of life!
teenage:
Have Time + energy...but No Money.
Working Age:
Have Money + Energy...but No Time.
Old Age:
Have Time + Money...but no Energy.

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