Jokes Quotes Text Messages 66

An erderly couple were in Church. The wife leaned over
and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart...
What should I do?" The husbannd replied,
"Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."


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Girl: Knock knock!
boy: whos there?
girl: inday
boy: inday, who?
girl:indaaaaaaaay-iay will always love you...


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Apple was going to make a smaller
version of ipod touch for kids.
until they realized that 'itouch kids'
sounded really wrong and awkward.

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