Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 64

An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”
Consultant: “Sex?”
Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”
Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”
Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”
Consultant: “Holy Cow”
Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”
Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”
Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”
Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”
Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“


3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life.!
... .

1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner

bwahahahaha tommmaaahhh....


1. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
3. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4. Your future depends on ur dreams. So go to sleep.
5. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseat cause children.
6. Conserve water. Drink beer.
7. Save water. Shower w/a partner.


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