Teacher: Earth is the third planet from the sun. Now Dunky, what is next to mercury?
Dunky: Siguro rose pharmacy maam..hindi lang ako sure…
Teacher: Pilosopo! Mga planets hindi mga pharmacy.. ang tamang sagot ay Venus.. sige Dingdong anung kasunod ng Venus?
Dingdong: Ang simple lang naman niyan maam.. edi Shamcey Supsup!
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“Duha ka lalaki”
Dunky: Dingdong, pang exam man kayo na emong ngipon..
Dingdong: Ha? Ngano man?
Dunky: One set apart hehehe…
Dingdong: Kana pud emong ngipon bai pang exam pud kayo
Dunky: Ngano man pud?
Dingdong: Feel in the blanks..
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