Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 92

LASING nakakita ng mataba na babae may dalang tuta:
Lasing:san ka nakabili ng baboy nay an?
Babae: anung baboy? Tuta kaya ito!!
Lasing: ang tuta ang kinakausap ko! Hindi ekaw!!


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Student: Sir, kumusta po ang grades ko??
Teacher: aba iha! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo..
Student: talaga po? Wow naman!..
Teacher: ou, parang bagong rebond.. BAGSAK NA BAGSAK!

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Pedro:anu ulam ninyo?
Juan:Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
Pedro:wow! Ang sarap naman nun.anu un?
Juan:talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.kayo anu ulam ninyo?
Pedro:fish fillet de el nenyo.
Juan:wow susyal! Anu yun?
Pedro:tuyo!

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“Kung gusto mo ng girlfriend na pwede sumama kahit saan mo dalhin, pwede gumala maya’t maya. Bat di mo ligawan si DORA?HAHA..
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When I hear the song
“JUST THE WAY YOU ARE” and “2012”
It reminds me that
“When I see your face” “it is the end of the world.”haha.



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Napakaraming gwapo dito sa atin,
ngunit bakit tila walang natira?
“GUMAGANDA SILA…”


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