mom:anak lutuin mo muna ung gulay
bago ka maglaro ng saranggola
son:ma, ma2ya ginagawa k p 2ng saranggola
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mom:putakte nman,bkit makakain ba natin yang saranggola
son: xempre p indi eh bkit po lilipad b ung gulay??
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DAD:(HOLDING 2 TOYS LETTING SON CHOSE)Si BARBIE o SI SUPERMAN?JUAN:Si SUPERMAN po!!!DAD: very good( lalaki nga anak ko,,then he left)JUAN:Wow ang gwapo mo SUPERMAN bakat na bakat sheeettt!!!!hahhahaha!!! amf.
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PATIENT: “Doc, my GIRL FRIEND is very, very sexy & pretty but unfaithful. Every Friday she goes to WOODY’s Bar, picks up men, fucks them! What should I do?”
DOCTOR: “Ok. Take a deep breath & calm down. Now tell me, WHERE EXACTLY IS WOODY’s Bar?”
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