Boy; hulog ka ba ng langit?
Girl: asus..saba diha! karaan na kau ng linyaha..
boy: ky nalumping man gud imong nawong.
haha..
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why do dwarfs laugh while running thru the forest?
because...
gilok ilang itlog ky masabud sa sagbot.heheh
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Friday, June 4, 2010
Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 58
Mahirap mg move on, kpag d mo mtanggap ang 1 bgay
n mangyari, mahirap ma22 ng 1 bgay n d mo gs2ng
mlaman, pro mas mhirap lumau sa 1 taong dmo gs2ng
layuan pro kylangan :(
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minsan, mas mabuti ng hindi malinaw ang tunay na namamagitan sa inyong dalawa, baka kasi kapag nilinaw
na, lumabas lng na malabo tlaga.
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huwag mong masayadong mahalin ang isang tao at ibigay sa kanya ang lahat.
tandaan mo lahat ng umaapaw ay nasasayang.
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minsan ang mga bagay na pinapayo mo sa ibang tao.
ay mas epetibo at sumasapul sayo.
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Kung nagugutom ba ako.
pwede ba kitang puntahan?
at sasabihing
Pakagat naman.
kahit sa labi lang?
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wats da meaning of M.U?
mutual understandng?
Mali!
E2 un:
Wla kau comitment kaya wag ka mxado magxpect...
pwede ka magselos. pwd ka mag tampo. pero d ka pwede magalit.
pwede mkpagd8 s iba pro wag ng magpapaalam
pwede mo xa lambingn.
pwede yakapin.
at pag nalaman mo my bf/gf na xa. pwede ka umiyak, pwede ka masaktan pero d mo xa pwede sumbatan dahil
wla kang karapatan.
dahil and M.U ay
isang "MAGULONG USAPAN" lamang.
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n mangyari, mahirap ma22 ng 1 bgay n d mo gs2ng
mlaman, pro mas mhirap lumau sa 1 taong dmo gs2ng
layuan pro kylangan :(
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minsan, mas mabuti ng hindi malinaw ang tunay na namamagitan sa inyong dalawa, baka kasi kapag nilinaw
na, lumabas lng na malabo tlaga.
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huwag mong masayadong mahalin ang isang tao at ibigay sa kanya ang lahat.
tandaan mo lahat ng umaapaw ay nasasayang.
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minsan ang mga bagay na pinapayo mo sa ibang tao.
ay mas epetibo at sumasapul sayo.
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Kung nagugutom ba ako.
pwede ba kitang puntahan?
at sasabihing
Pakagat naman.
kahit sa labi lang?
________________________________________________________
wats da meaning of M.U?
mutual understandng?
Mali!
E2 un:
Wla kau comitment kaya wag ka mxado magxpect...
pwede ka magselos. pwd ka mag tampo. pero d ka pwede magalit.
pwede mkpagd8 s iba pro wag ng magpapaalam
pwede mo xa lambingn.
pwede yakapin.
at pag nalaman mo my bf/gf na xa. pwede ka umiyak, pwede ka masaktan pero d mo xa pwede sumbatan dahil
wla kang karapatan.
dahil and M.U ay
isang "MAGULONG USAPAN" lamang.
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 55
der are only 2 persons hu can tell u the truth
bout urself:
an enemy hu has lost his temper,
and a friend who loves you dearly.
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a true friend is not lyk d rain dat pours
& goes..It's more lyk d air,
sumtyms keeping quite
but its always there..
constantly hangin around..
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if every beat of my heart is caused by friends hu r important
2 me.
I just wanna say..
"Thanks u" for keeping me alive
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good thing about friends? sometimes they tell us the most hurtful
words yet with the best intentions.
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God gave us friends so that we wud know d immeasurable beauty that
comes from sharing our joys with another human heart.
glad to have you as one.
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Lessons from the ants:
No matter how busy they are in their labor. they manage to stop
to greet their friends.
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bout urself:
an enemy hu has lost his temper,
and a friend who loves you dearly.
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a true friend is not lyk d rain dat pours
& goes..It's more lyk d air,
sumtyms keeping quite
but its always there..
constantly hangin around..
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if every beat of my heart is caused by friends hu r important
2 me.
I just wanna say..
"Thanks u" for keeping me alive
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good thing about friends? sometimes they tell us the most hurtful
words yet with the best intentions.
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God gave us friends so that we wud know d immeasurable beauty that
comes from sharing our joys with another human heart.
glad to have you as one.
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Lessons from the ants:
No matter how busy they are in their labor. they manage to stop
to greet their friends.
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 118
It's nice 2 fight w/ sum1 hu always say "sorry"
no matter how much rage you've shown..
even if it's actually your fault.
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don't make a spcial prson
miss u too much..
try to keep in touch
bcoz missing oftentimes
leads to FORGETTING..
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d worst feeling isn't being LONELY.
it's being FORGOTTEN by sum1 u could
NEVER FORGET.
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it's reli hard 2 wait 4 sum1 u luv
but der r tyms dat jst have 2 let go
not bcoz u want it dat way
its bcoz its more painful
2 hang on & wait for nothing..
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My heart is my WORST ENEMY..
why?
coz it belongs to me, but it seriously beats
for him..
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"erasing someone from your mind is so easy..
but getting them out of your heart is another damn story.."
truth hurts..
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"make a change while u still have d chance,
'coz dr wil come a tym dat dr wl b a lot of
room 4 CHANGES
but no more room 4 CHANCE.."
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proven truth:
"wen a person is really2 into u..
he/she will always find a way to hub tym for u..
with no freakin excuses..
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hav u ever xperience loving sum1 w/o comitting each oder?
hav u ever xperience 2 be jealous and to be angry to
some1 u love dn u realize u don't have ryts?
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"its amzing to realize that even if the world around us changes so fast
, our hearts still long for the same to share memories.."
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it is sweet if someone talks to u whenever he is avialable..
but it is sweeter if he makes himself available just to talk to you.
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Fact: Not all people whos inlove with each other needs relationships..
and not all people who has relationship love each other.
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have u tried keeping urslf from something dat u rili want.
yet you stand still & do nothing bcoz u know its not ryt for u.
it goes like.
"I want u but i can't.."
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just beacause one person doesn't love you..
it doent mean you should forget about everyone else who do.
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no matter how much rage you've shown..
even if it's actually your fault.
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don't make a spcial prson
miss u too much..
try to keep in touch
bcoz missing oftentimes
leads to FORGETTING..
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d worst feeling isn't being LONELY.
it's being FORGOTTEN by sum1 u could
NEVER FORGET.
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it's reli hard 2 wait 4 sum1 u luv
but der r tyms dat jst have 2 let go
not bcoz u want it dat way
its bcoz its more painful
2 hang on & wait for nothing..
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My heart is my WORST ENEMY..
why?
coz it belongs to me, but it seriously beats
for him..
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"erasing someone from your mind is so easy..
but getting them out of your heart is another damn story.."
truth hurts..
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"make a change while u still have d chance,
'coz dr wil come a tym dat dr wl b a lot of
room 4 CHANGES
but no more room 4 CHANCE.."
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proven truth:
"wen a person is really2 into u..
he/she will always find a way to hub tym for u..
with no freakin excuses..
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hav u ever xperience loving sum1 w/o comitting each oder?
hav u ever xperience 2 be jealous and to be angry to
some1 u love dn u realize u don't have ryts?
________________________________________________________
"its amzing to realize that even if the world around us changes so fast
, our hearts still long for the same to share memories.."
_________________________________________________________
it is sweet if someone talks to u whenever he is avialable..
but it is sweeter if he makes himself available just to talk to you.
_________________________________________________________
Fact: Not all people whos inlove with each other needs relationships..
and not all people who has relationship love each other.
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have u tried keeping urslf from something dat u rili want.
yet you stand still & do nothing bcoz u know its not ryt for u.
it goes like.
"I want u but i can't.."
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just beacause one person doesn't love you..
it doent mean you should forget about everyone else who do.
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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 99
"When you realize how hard it is to change yourself..
...you will begin to understand what little
chances we have of changing others..
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I learned to GIVE not because i have many.
but because i know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING..
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Sometimes REASONS are NOT really
REASONS..
Sometimes they are just stupid, nonsense,
never ending EXCUSES!
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lyf provides us with many options..
go on or give up hold on or let go
stay or leave but its comforting 2 knw
dat GOD remains faithful w/c ever
way we go.
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A prayer can go where i can't go..
thru prayer, i can b w/ those i care
w/o being der..
u may b away but im sure ur ok
coz dat's wat i pray..
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they say happiness is a choice, i guess it's not..
we all want to be happy but sometimes..
the situation won't allow us to be..
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surender doesnt min ur weak.. der r things u need 2 giv up not bcoz ur tyrd of it.. but bcoz u know
dat no matter wat u do it is not meant 4u.
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wen something bad happens,
u drink 2 4get
wen something gud happens, u drink 2 celebrate
& wen nothing happens,
u drink 2 make something happen
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Point 2 Ponder:
"There's no such thing as being too busy...
if you really want something you'll make time for it."
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sometimes, u dont need to confront a person..
u just need to act differently for them to
figure out their fault..
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w/ money u can buy a haus, but not a home; a clock, but not a time;
a bed, but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a docotr but not good health;
buy a position, but not respect;blood but not life; sex but not luv. dis chinese proverbs brings luck.
It orginated from Netherlands. Dis has gone around d world 8 times. Its ur turn 2 have gud luck once uv rcvd it.
Dis isnt a joke. ur luck will arive by mail or via d internet. Send a copy to people hu rili need luck. dont send money coz
u cant buy.
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...you will begin to understand what little
chances we have of changing others..
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I learned to GIVE not because i have many.
but because i know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING..
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Sometimes REASONS are NOT really
REASONS..
Sometimes they are just stupid, nonsense,
never ending EXCUSES!
_________________________________________________________
lyf provides us with many options..
go on or give up hold on or let go
stay or leave but its comforting 2 knw
dat GOD remains faithful w/c ever
way we go.
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A prayer can go where i can't go..
thru prayer, i can b w/ those i care
w/o being der..
u may b away but im sure ur ok
coz dat's wat i pray..
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they say happiness is a choice, i guess it's not..
we all want to be happy but sometimes..
the situation won't allow us to be..
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surender doesnt min ur weak.. der r things u need 2 giv up not bcoz ur tyrd of it.. but bcoz u know
dat no matter wat u do it is not meant 4u.
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wen something bad happens,
u drink 2 4get
wen something gud happens, u drink 2 celebrate
& wen nothing happens,
u drink 2 make something happen
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Point 2 Ponder:
"There's no such thing as being too busy...
if you really want something you'll make time for it."
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sometimes, u dont need to confront a person..
u just need to act differently for them to
figure out their fault..
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w/ money u can buy a haus, but not a home; a clock, but not a time;
a bed, but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a docotr but not good health;
buy a position, but not respect;blood but not life; sex but not luv. dis chinese proverbs brings luck.
It orginated from Netherlands. Dis has gone around d world 8 times. Its ur turn 2 have gud luck once uv rcvd it.
Dis isnt a joke. ur luck will arive by mail or via d internet. Send a copy to people hu rili need luck. dont send money coz
u cant buy.
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