A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like..
d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."
d fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then askd"
cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?
d boy lookd deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
The best qoute for students out there:
"I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"