Sa lasang,
nangihi si Juan..
JUAN: Pre gipaak ug cobra akong oten, tabang!
PEDRO: tawag sa ko ug doktor..
(kuha ug cp) Doc, gipaak ug cobra akong amigo,
unsay buhaton nako?
DOC: Supsupon nimo ang dugo kung asa gipaak
ang amigo nimo.
JUAN: Unsay ingun sa doktor?
PEDRO: Mamatay na daw ka.
haha...
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Friday, January 29, 2010
Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 55
Kung ang pgiging
committed sa isang tao ay masaya,
ano pa kaya kung committed ka sa marami?
e di super saya! mas madami mas masaya!
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Spell "BOYS"
as B- Bilis mgpalit ng gf
O-
over sa panlo2ko
Y- Yabang kla mo qng cnu..
at S- SYOTA mo na..SYOTA pa ng iba!!..
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committed sa isang tao ay masaya,
ano pa kaya kung committed ka sa marami?
e di super saya! mas madami mas masaya!
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Spell "BOYS"
as B- Bilis mgpalit ng gf
O-
over sa panlo2ko
Y- Yabang kla mo qng cnu..
at S- SYOTA mo na..SYOTA pa ng iba!!..
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 44
A cute thought 4 those hu belive
in friendship..
it's not necessary to share every secret between
true friends,
but d thing is dat wat ever u share shud be true..
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wen we wer lil kids, our parents wud always
remind us not to talk 2 strangers.
good thing we did not totaly listen!
because if we did, perhaps we cud nevr find
each other. because some were behind ds friendship,
we were ONCE STRANGERS!
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in friendship..
it's not necessary to share every secret between
true friends,
but d thing is dat wat ever u share shud be true..
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wen we wer lil kids, our parents wud always
remind us not to talk 2 strangers.
good thing we did not totaly listen!
because if we did, perhaps we cud nevr find
each other. because some were behind ds friendship,
we were ONCE STRANGERS!
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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 90
"it is better to end
something and start another
than to imprison myself myself in hoping
for the impossible."
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It's just something that happens as we age up;
we realize that it's nonsense to FLIRT w/
ANYBODY.
whats important s to have SOMEONE..
FOR REAL..
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No one ever won a chess match by making only
forward moves..
Just like in life..
Sometimes u have to move backward to take a better
step forward..
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here's a little irony..
the more you center your life on someone..
the more unattractive you become to that person..
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Maybe the reason why we don't admit
how special something is..
its because we don't want to deal the reality of pain
when we lose it..
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if there is 1 mistake in my whole lifetime that
i can tolerate,
it is when i'm kind even 2 those who
are not deserving..
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if your looking for a happy ending
and you couldn't find one.
why don't you find a new beginning instead?
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something and start another
than to imprison myself myself in hoping
for the impossible."
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It's just something that happens as we age up;
we realize that it's nonsense to FLIRT w/
ANYBODY.
whats important s to have SOMEONE..
FOR REAL..
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No one ever won a chess match by making only
forward moves..
Just like in life..
Sometimes u have to move backward to take a better
step forward..
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here's a little irony..
the more you center your life on someone..
the more unattractive you become to that person..
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Maybe the reason why we don't admit
how special something is..
its because we don't want to deal the reality of pain
when we lose it..
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if there is 1 mistake in my whole lifetime that
i can tolerate,
it is when i'm kind even 2 those who
are not deserving..
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if your looking for a happy ending
and you couldn't find one.
why don't you find a new beginning instead?
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 109
you can't force yourself to forget
something
because the only reason why we forget, is when a better memory
has taken its place.
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The most beautiful words by a wounded heart:
i never stopped loving you, i just stopped showing it"
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which one hurts most?
i love you, goodbye?
or..
I said i love you, but i lied?
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a guy who recently had a breakoff w/ his gf was asked:
"did u leave ur girlfriend or did she leave u?
he smiled & answered:
"LOVE LEFT US".;(
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"dey blive i have a heart of stone..
dey cyd be ryt.. but like wat sum1 told me..
rocks maybe hard..but it doesn't mean its unbreakable!
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LOVE is not a precisely a feeling...
feelings easily pass & change or fade away..
but true love is an act of wanting 2 continue despite
& inspite of everything..
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if you want to admire the rainbow after the rain..
then,
you should try to love again after the pain..
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Never get tired of understanding & showing concern for
people you do care about...
& never let them get tired of doing the same to you..
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if people can't let go of u, it doesn't mean that they love u..
sometimes, they can't let u go bcoz they know you're always
there when they need u..
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u knw what, i miss him...
his voice his stories
& our laugh trips 2gether but u knw
wat i miss the most? my smile, bcoz of him..=(
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something
because the only reason why we forget, is when a better memory
has taken its place.
_______________________________________________________________
The most beautiful words by a wounded heart:
i never stopped loving you, i just stopped showing it"
________________________________________________________________
which one hurts most?
i love you, goodbye?
or..
I said i love you, but i lied?
_________________________________________________________________
a guy who recently had a breakoff w/ his gf was asked:
"did u leave ur girlfriend or did she leave u?
he smiled & answered:
"LOVE LEFT US".;(
_________________________________________________________________
"dey blive i have a heart of stone..
dey cyd be ryt.. but like wat sum1 told me..
rocks maybe hard..but it doesn't mean its unbreakable!
_________________________________________________________________
LOVE is not a precisely a feeling...
feelings easily pass & change or fade away..
but true love is an act of wanting 2 continue despite
& inspite of everything..
_________________________________________________________________
if you want to admire the rainbow after the rain..
then,
you should try to love again after the pain..
_________________________________________________________________
Never get tired of understanding & showing concern for
people you do care about...
& never let them get tired of doing the same to you..
__________________________________________________________________
if people can't let go of u, it doesn't mean that they love u..
sometimes, they can't let u go bcoz they know you're always
there when they need u..
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u knw what, i miss him...
his voice his stories
& our laugh trips 2gether but u knw
wat i miss the most? my smile, bcoz of him..=(
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Sunday, January 10, 2010
Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 89
Life always gives you back wat you give out..
its a mirror of your own actions..
your life is not a coincidence,
but an echo of your own doings..
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"as u get older, every choice dat u mke defyns
wat prson ur gona turn into..
& evry once in a wyl, u nid 2 luk at urslf
& ask f u lyk d prson ur bcomng"
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"Feelings are also living things, they live inside the heart of
the person..and like other living things, they also die for
different reasons."
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"a sense of purpose is the best driving force to live"
when u have a reason to live, u will nver have a
reason to quit..
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DECISIONS are the hardest thing to make..
Especially wen it's a choice between where
you should be and where you want to be.
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Happiness?
It's in front of you,It's beside you.
It's behind you. It's around you.
It's just a matter of APPRECIATION.
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its a mirror of your own actions..
your life is not a coincidence,
but an echo of your own doings..
_________________________________________________________________
"as u get older, every choice dat u mke defyns
wat prson ur gona turn into..
& evry once in a wyl, u nid 2 luk at urslf
& ask f u lyk d prson ur bcomng"
_______________________________________________________________
"Feelings are also living things, they live inside the heart of
the person..and like other living things, they also die for
different reasons."
______________________________________________________________
"a sense of purpose is the best driving force to live"
when u have a reason to live, u will nver have a
reason to quit..
_______________________________________________________________
DECISIONS are the hardest thing to make..
Especially wen it's a choice between where
you should be and where you want to be.
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Happiness?
It's in front of you,It's beside you.
It's behind you. It's around you.
It's just a matter of APPRECIATION.
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