Saturday, August 2, 2008

Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 25

A grl was rushd 2 d ER
due 2 svere s2mak pain.
aftr d operation d dc2r advised:
"8s OK swalow sperm bt my gosh!
iha, wg mo nman isma pati condom! toinks..

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pba2yaan mo nlng bang frnds kau?
khit mhal mo xa? wag kng dywag!
tinulak mu pah xa sa iba!
d mo b alm nsktan xa?
bkt?
ndagma dw xa! pg2lak nimo!
kw jud, cpat jud kah!! hehehe...


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