Sunday, July 6, 2008

Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 37

Naa koy nka date b4, naay kugmo her lip.
So i told her na lng nga "naay kan-on near ur lip".
Gitilapan niya ug niingon: KW GYUD, DI MAN
KAN-ON, SUD-AN!

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GF: Mg taguanay ta!
BF: cge bah! Nsay premy0 nq pgmkit-an tka?
GF: Mg jer2x tah?
BF: uy,w0ow! Nyag d tka mkit-an?
GF: eeii..Mkalag0t mn kah oi, bsta naa rq luy0 sa drum.

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BANA: day, kon unsay mhitab0 human
sa perasyon ayaw psagdi ang a2ng mga anak ha?
i luv u day,
WIFE: hil0m dha! ka 0A nimu! way nmatay sa TULI oi?
PISOTA KA!!!

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MR: d n nko n mkaya!
kda adlaw nlng ta mg away!
maau pg mubiya ko aning blaya!
MRS: ako pud gilaay na! Maau p cguo nga
mu uban nlng ko nimu..! hehehe..

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